Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 33

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI-YO!! MASARU-SAN #33

tl by molokidan

00)
Vol. 4: The People Who Follow Their Own Road

flap: My name is Bonjour Stage. Today I am alone on the Seinne, saying bonjour to people just like yesterday. Tomorrow I will be doing the same.

07)
Commando 33 - Masaru and the After-School Personality Class

08)
A: Ah!
A: I saw it just now!
A: Fufufu...yes, I definitely just saw it...
A: Ah! Again! Even Yamakawa-san!!
A: Naive, naive...! She just pretended like she was looking behind her and then stopped to look at my halfway through...
A: It's so obvious! Completely obvious!
A: You want to look at it, don't you?! At my hair!!
A: Look as much as you like...!! Until your heart softens! To my shining manly appearance!
T: ...is who? Answer right now...!
T: OK! Satou! You!!
A: Eh?!
A: Ah...?!
T: Were you listening just now? Huh?
T: Repeat the question I just asked!
T: If you were listening closely, you should be able to!
A: Uh...
A: Oh...kay...
A: Umm...er...
T: Hey, what's wrong?
T: Go on, say it!

09)
A: Who is the Dutch scholar that contributed greatly to the establishment of international law after the collapse of feudal society in Europe...?
A: Uhh...the answer is "Grotius."
T: Y...yes, that's exactly right...
T: Do your best from now on too..
A: Yes.
T: H...he was listening?!?!
whispers: whisper whisper figures whisper genius... he studies alot... west porch
A: I'm super...super popular!!
A: Everyone respects and admires me, and looks on me with envy...
A: It is all due to my personality!!
Paper top: What frightening effects!!
All the users have turned pale!!
paper right bubble: It really works!
paper right side: Thanks to my personality, I grew 6 cm!
paper text (from right to left): W High, 1st year - Pen Name: "Embarrassing Typhoon."
I didn't believe it at first, but when a friend recommended it to me, I started without any real expectations. But it worked x1000 better than I imagined! It's like a dream come true! To think I'd really grow taller...
sfx: dofufufufufu

10)
A: She looked, she looked! Our eyes met just now! Not only that, but she turned away so suddenly...!!
A: That's none other than proof that she's got it for me! Yes, she definitely...
T: Hoi! Satou! What's the answer to the question I just asked?!
S: The Yalta Conference.
T: Kuhaaaahhh!!!
A: Hooo...fresh, what a fresh feeling...
A: It's as if fresh wind blew fresh powder all over my body...
A: Just like I expected, break time like this is the only chance people have to go pee!
A: ...hm?
G: It's so weird...all of a sudden!

11)
G: I mean, yesterday he had a 7/3 haircut... (*when your hair is split at 7/10ths and combed over to the side)
G: but all of a sudden it turned into an afro...
G: Yeah, it's really something...
A: Hah!! Th...they're talking about me...I bet she's definitely saying stuff like "I've completely fallen for him!"
A: "Last time I was cold to him, but now I've got a whole new opinion of him!", and talking all about it with her friend!!
G: It's like...now, he's so much...
G: stupider than before.
G: So like, yesterday he told me he liked me, right?
G: No waaaay?!
G: And so I was like, wow, he's sooo stupid, he's got like no personality and stuff, and then today all of a sudden he looks like THAT?!
A: I over did it!!
G: What is he trying to do, make up for the fact that he's got no personality?!
A: This has got to be a misunderstanding!!

12)
A: Masaru-san, you liar!!!
M: Wh...what's wrong?
A: Wh...
A: What do you mean, what's wrong?!
A: It's this afro! This hairstyle!!
A: This hairstyle really has nothing to do with personality after all!! It's just a bigger head!!
A: This...hasn't helped me at all!!
A: Everyone just looked at me with disdain!!
C: Yeah, that makes sense.
M: Right?
H: It is a pretty rare sight.
A: EHHHHH!!?
A: Wh...what...? So you guys all knew from the start....?!
A: You were just playing around with me...?!
A: D...dammit...!!
A: I'm quitting this hairstyle...
A: and this club as well!!

13)
M: What do you know about afros?!
A: Ibeshi!!
A: Getting all worried about what people say...
A: You think you can get personality like that?!
M: Afro-kun...
M: Have you ever heard this song before...?
M: The faraway...
M: soft light, of a spring day...
M: a peaceful heart...
M: fancy goods...
M: Ah! That last part was wrong!
M: "The softness of light!"
H: That's even more wrong!! (*t/l a very famous old japanese song. the real last line is "why do sakura fall when they bloom?")

14)
F: You think they had fancy goods back then?!
H: Besides, that song has nothing to do with this!!
A: Wh...what?! This conversation...
A: I thought we were talking about personality..
A: Am I just too stupid to understand...? Or is Masaru-san just saying stuff that doesn't make any sense...? Hmm...hmmmmmmm...
A: This man's thoughts...
A: I don't understand them at all!!
M: Yai! You motherfucking afro!
A: Yes...?!
M: Are you really planning to quit before you've even started anything?
M: Why don't you at least watch one time?
A: ...eh?
A: E...
A: er...
C: No...it's just as Masaru-kun says!
H: Yeah, yeah!
H: If you always quit before you start anything, eventually you won't have anything left!

15)
A: Oh...kay...
A: Well then...
M: LINE UP!!
M: Okaaaay! Now then!
M: As usual, let's begin with "The Melancholy of Elise!!"
F: Clean-up Clean-missus!!
A: Is those special words used in martial arts...?
A: I really don't understand what they're doing...
M: Begin!!
H: Haaaaaaaaaaaa...

16)
A: Wha...!
A: Th...
A: This is...
H: Haaaaaaaaaaa
A: What a ridiculous thing to do!!!
T: What's wrong?! You guys aren't showing me enough ENERGYYYYY!!
T: I know! Sensei knows what's wrong!!
T: You were waiting, weren't you?! For this whistle!!
A: A...another weirdo showed up...
A: What's going on?!
A: Th-this is crazy...absolutely crazy!!
A: Just what the hell...

17)
A: kind of practice is this!!??
A: Y...you call this martial arts...?!
A: Those movements...
A: Just how on earth do you expect to fight with those?!
M: It isn't martial arts...
M: it's just foreplay!
A: Mo...
A: Moe-moe-swaaaaaaann!!

18)
M: The Sexy Commando is a technique designed to forcefully expose the opponents' weak points...
M: Long ago, in the Muromachi Period, it is said that farmers suffering from hard lifestyles began this art as a form of entertainment...
A: Forcefully...
A: expose weaknesses...?
M: Yes! In other words, the effectiveness of the Sexy Commando depends on the intelligence of the person using it...
M: The deciding factor in the technique is whether or not you can startle the opponent with that foreplay!
M: Therefore, they aren't just moving randomly around!
A: A...are you sure...?
A: Moe-Moe-san...you're so learned! (And beautiful)
M(small): Obviously!
M: Well of course, I'm their manager!
M(small): There isn't a moment that Masaru-kun practices that I'm not watching! Even when he (cut off)
A: Hmmm...
M(small): He understands so much that normal people don't! He even understands me better than I do myself!
A: But can those moves really...

19)
A: Can they really...
A: R...real...
A: l...
A: R...e...a...a...
A: AAAHHHHHHH!!
A: Wh...what's this!? This feeling of tension?!
A: It feels like something's about to happen...
A: I...impossible...I can't believe it, but...
A: Just now...
A: I had a palpitation!!

20)
M: Do your best, everyone!!
M: Ight! Iiiight!!
A: Uuu!! And adding Moe-Moe-san's cheers to that...!!
A: It's irresistable!!
C: Haaaaa....
C: Oaaaaahhhhh...
M: Wah!
A: Gehhh! Wha...what novel movements...!!
H: Th...that's unfair, Catherine!!
H: Acting so cool by yourself...

21)
H: What about me?!
A: Ahhhh!! His movements are amazing too!!
A: Those overflowing steps, just like the chirping of a baby bird, filled with essence!!
M: Ohh!! Nice! See, everyone! You can do it if you try!
A: Ahhh! And he is just beyond all explanation!!
A: Uuu...
A: Wh...what's wrong with me...my...body is...
A: I can't go on without moving myself...!!
A: It is now!! The Afro's turn!!

22)
Sitting Cross-Legged
By Hananakajima Masaru
Oh lover, right now
I want to sit in front of you
I want you to look at me
as I sit cross-legged
Look at that sky (how mysterious)
rising to the heavens (how wonderful)
This is it
Doshikomurimurippon (how blissful)
shamomomemen
I like you
T. Suwari

23)
A: Haa x3
M: How do you feel, Afro-kun?
H: What did you think?
A: Haa...
A: To be honest, at first, the things you were saying, Masaru-san...
A: I didn't understand them at all...
A: But now, for some reason...
A: I feel like I do...!
A: The far away,
A: soft light, of a spring day...
A: a peaceful heart...
A: oil-absorbent paper...
M: Ohhh, you!
sfx: ahahaha ahahaha ahahaha
Box: Fuumin wasn't really sure if he understood or not, though.