Muhyo & Roji's Bureau of Supernatural Investigation 4

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Text: ムヒョルールその2
『魔法律書に触れてはいけない』
Muhyo's Rule #2
"Do not touch the magic law books"
Roujie: 魔法律第22条。『にらみ』の罪により
Magic Law, Article 22
"Staring". For this crime
Roujie: 『地獄目つぶし』の刑に処す！！
I pronounce the sentence of "Hell's Blinders"!
SFX *にやぁ・・・*
*evil grin...*

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Roujie: ごめんよおぉ～。ムヒョが寝てる間に勉強して、ちょっとでも役に立ちたいと思ってさぁあ～
（ぶつことないのに・・・）
I'm sorry... I just wanted to study while you were asleep
so that I wouldn't be so useless...
(You didn't have to hit me...)
Muhyo: で、勉強になったか？
And
did you learn anything?
Roujie: ちんぷんかんぷん・・・
No, I didn't get it at all...
Muhyo: あたりめーだ。この部屋の魔法律書全部読んでも、この本を理解する事はできねーし。ましてやおめーのよーな・・・
Obviously. Even if you read all the magic law books in this room,
you won't be able to understand this text.
And especially in your case...
Muhyo: アホにゃ一生かかってもムリなんだよ、この-- クズヤロウがっっ
Idiots like you will require more than a lifetime to get this far, you
piece of trash!!
Roujie: ・・・クズ・・・ヤロウ・・・
...piece...
of trash...

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第4条　プレゼント
Article 4 -- Present
Text: 離れてゆく二人の距離・・・？！
The pair are drifting apart...?!

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Roujie: うわ～ん
*Waaaaiiiil*
!!!!
Roujie: ムヒョのバカバカバカ～ん
Muhyo's a meanie!!!
Muhyo: フワァァァ・・・まったく・・・
*yawn*
Hmph
Muhyo: アブネェとこだったゼ
That was a close one
Roujie: あ～あ、怒らせちゃった・・・でもムヒョもケチだよ・・・本ぐらい
*sigh* I've made him angry...
But Muhyo's so stingy... It's just a book

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Roujie: ケチの罪により、ビンタの刑に処すっ！！
Stinginess -- For this crime
I pronounce the sentence of slaps!!
(Text above arrow: 魔法律書持ってるつもり
Imaginary magic law book)
(Kid: へんなのー
He's so weird)
Roujie: なんつって・・・
Hah, what a joke...
Roujie: ん？
Hn?
Roujie: アレ？なんで僕座って--
Huh?
Why am I sitting--
Roujie: わぁ、カワイイイス・・・
Woooow...What a nice chair...
Roujie: コレ、持って帰ったらムヒョ喜ぶよね、きっと・・・
This...
If I bring this back, I'm sure it'll make Muhyo happy...

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Roujie: たっだいまー！！
I'm
baaack!!
Roujie: ふー重かったぁ
Phew, that was heavy
Roujie: ほうらムヒョッ！！おみやげっ
Look Muhyo!! I've got a present!
Roujie: こぉんなカワイイイスが5千円ポッキリ♪お客さん用にいいと思ってさ～。エヘヘヘヘ
It's such a nice chair and it cost only 5000yen♪
I thought it'll be perfect for our customers!
Roujie: そ、それとまぁ・・・その・・・ルールやぶったおわびというかさ・・・
仲直りしたくて--
A- and also...well...it's sort of to show that I'm sorry for breaking your rule...
I want you to forgive me, so--

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Roujie: ・・・え？
...Huh?
Muhyo: 今すぐ返してこい
Return it
Right now.
Muhyo: はやくしろ・・・オレはねむいんだ
Hurry up...
I'm sleepy
Roujie: ・・・な、なんなのさ・・・！！
...What-
What's your problem...?!

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Roujie: 魔法律がちょっと使えるからって・・・偉そうに・・・いつも、いつも・・・
Just because you can use some magic laws...
you're always so...so snobbish...!!
Muhyo: なんだと・・・？
What did you say...?
Roujie: 才能があるんだか知らないけど・・・！！チビのくせに！！
I don't know if you're talented or whatever but...!!
You're just a midget!!
Muhyo: ハハン！！チビでケッコーだ！！知ってるか？オマエみたいな無能のノッポを「ウドの大木」ってんだよ！！
Hah! So I'm a midget!!
But do you know? People who are just tall but useless like you
live up to the expression "all hat, no cattle"!!
(Note: Muhyo is actually using a Japanese idiom "Udo no Taiboku" here. Because an udo plant is long but has a soft stem, this expression is used to describe people who are tall but useless.)
Roujie: そーゆエラそーなしゃべりがムカつくんだよ、ムヒョは！！
It's precisely that
snobbish way of speaking that I hate about you, Muhyo!!

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Roujie: 人の気も知らないで！！
You don't even know how I feel!!
Sign: ロージーのおへや
Roujie's Room
SFX *slam*
Muhyo: 待て・・・イスを・・・面倒なモン持ち込みやがって・・・
Wait...The chair...
Giving me more trouble...
Muhyo: く・・・そ・・・
Shit...
Muhyo: まだ前回の魔法律の疲れが--
I'm still too tired
from the last use of magic laws--
Roujie: ハア、ハア
*pant*
*pant*
Roujie: ムヒョのバカ・・・！！バカバカバカ
Muhyo's such a meanie...!!
Meanie meanie meanie

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Roujie: ハア・・・ムヒョなんにも言ってこないな・・・前はもう少しうまく・・・
*sigh*
Muhyo's not coming to talk to me...
We used to handle things a bit better...
Roujie: えーっと、ソファはこっちで・・・と
Hmmm...
So the sofa should be here, and...
Roujie: ムヒョ！！ジャピンなんて読んでないで手伝ってよっ！
Hey, Muhyo!!
Stop reading Jump and help me out!
Muhyo: キヒヒッ
Hehehe
Muhyo: ちがう、それはそっちだ
No, that goes there
Roujie: え～と、んと・・・
Ummm...
Here?
Muhyo: ま、こんなもんかな
Well, I guess this as good as it's gonna get
Roujie: よーし！！内装完了～！！
Yeah!! We're done with the furnishing!!

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Muhyo: ま、よろしくな・・・ロージー・・・
Well,
*yawn*
hope we get along together...Roujie...
Roujie: ・・・うん！！
...Yup!!
Roujie: よろしく・・・！！ムヒョ・・・！！
I sure hope so too...
Muhyo...!
Roujie: ・・・仲直りしたい・・・
...
I want to be able to talk with him again...
Roujie: 僕の方からムヒョにあやまろう・・・
I guess I should
apologize to Muhyo first...
Roujie: ムヒョ--
Muhyo--
Roujie: アリャリャ。服がイスにひっかかっちゃっ--
Oops, my clothes are caught on the chai--

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Ghost: アグ・・・
Agu...

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Roujie: ・・・う・・・
...Ah...
Roujie: わああぁああぁ・・・！！ああ・・・
Aaaaahhhh!!
Aah...
Roujie: ムヒョオォォオオォ・・・！！
Muhyooooo
ooooo!!
Muhyo: ちっ・・・
Shit...
Muhyo: まったく
What
Muhyo: 世話のやける・・・！！
a troublesome guy...!!
Sign: ロージーのおへや
Roujie's Room

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Ghost: ガ、アガ
Ga
Aga
Roujie: ム・・・！！ヒョ・・・！！
Mu...!!
hyo...!!
Muhyo: フン、やっぱりな
Heh
As I thought
Muhyo: そのイス悪霊が
So there was an evil ghost
Ghost: フッ
アガガァア・・・！！
Fu
Agagaaaa...!!
Muhyo: 寄生してやがったか
inhabiting that chair...

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Roujie: きっ、寄生・・・？！
I-
inhabiting...?!
Muhyo: 古い物にはよくある事だ。モノによっては何十年もひそみ、好機を待っている
It happens often with old objects.
Some of them can stay in hiding for decades,
waiting for an opportunity,
Muhyo: 人を喰う好機とかな・・・！！
Seeking the chance to eat people, for example...!!
Roujie: うぐっ・・・！！
Ugh...!!
Roujie: 吸い込まれる・・・！
It's sucking me in...!
Muhyo: くっ・・・
Shit...
Roujie: ムヒョ！！もしかして前回の疲れがまだ・・・！！
Muhyo!! Could it be that you're still tired
from the last case...?!
Muhyo: あぁ、ねみぃさ・・・だが・・・そいつは始末する・・・
Yeah, I'm sleepy...
But...I'll get rid of that thing...
Muhyo: 魔法律第741条　『物体無断・・・
Magic Law, Article 741
"Illegal inhabitance..."

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Roujie: う・・・ぎぎ・・・
U....gh...
Ghost: アガ・・・？
Aga...?
Roujie: 今だ・・・ムヒョ・・・！！
Now...
Muhyo...!!
Muhyo: ヒッヒ・・・ちったあ役に立つじゃねえか
Heheh
So you're not so useless, after all

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Muhyo: 『物体無断寄生』および『食人未遂』の罪により
"Illegal inhabitance in object" and "Attempted cannibalism". For these crimes
Muhyo: 『魔王の影』の刑に処す
I pronounce the sentence of "Satan's Shadow".

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Ghost: ガ・・・！！
Ga...!!
Ghost: ガァァ・・・
Gaaaa...
Roujie: あわわわ～っ！！！ケケケケ、ケ、ケムリが本からぁぁー
Aaaahhhh!!!
T- t- there's smoke coming out of the book!!
Muhyo: 『魔法律書はその秘密を保持する為に、所有者以外の手に渡ると一分で自爆する』
魔法律機密規定だ。書記官ならおぼえとけ
"When held by those who are not the rightful owner, in order to protect its secret contents, magic law books will
self-destruct in a minute"
It's a Magic Law regulation for secrecy. If you're a secretary, remember that.
Roujie: び、びっくりした～・・・
T- that was scary...
Roujie: ・・・え？じゃあ。今日あんなに怒ったのは僕が危ないから・・・
...Huh? Then
Today you got so angry because I was putting myself in danger...?
Muhyo: おめーにゃこれで充分だ
This is enough for you
Roujie: あ・・・
This...

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Roujie: やったあ・・・！！ムヒョからの・・・プレゼント・・・ウフフ・・・
Yeah!!
It's a present...from Muhyo...hehehe
Muhyo: 疲れて寝たか
He's fallen asleep
Book: （初級） Let's Try 魔法律
(For beginners)
Let's Try
Magic Laws
Muhyo: フン・・・ま、がんばれや・・・
Heh.
Well,
work hard...
Text: 次の日
--Next day--
Roujie: ムヒョオォォ、全然わかんないいぃぃ
Muhyooooo!! I don't get it at aaalllll!!
Muhyo: やっぱカスだナ
I knew it -- He's just trash

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Text: 本屋にて
--At the bookstore--
Roujie: あっ
Hey!
Zoom: Let's Try 魔法律
Let's Try Magic Laws
Roujie: ・・・あんなにあるんだ・・・・
（全18巻も・・・）
...There are so many of those...?
(18 volumes...)
Muhyo: ?