Gintama 50

I'm just trying to help fill in the gaps in gintama translations. But oooh, this arc was really nice♡ (Really loved the anime)

Dedicated to eni :grin
+ The usual: Pls point out mistakes and feel free to use my translations. Enjoy!

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Page 01

[1]
Text: アレ？なんだコレ。空が真っ赤だ
Wait, what's this?
The sky's all red

[2]
Text: アレ？真っ赤なのは俺じゃねーか
Wait, no...
I'm all red

[3]
Text: アレ？なんで俺こんなことになったんだっけ。アレ？ちょっと待て、俺・・・
Wait, how did I end up like this?
Huh? Wait a sec, I...


Page 02/03

第五十訓　どうでもいいことに限ってなかなか忘れない
Lesson 50 - It's the stuff that don't matter that stick in your head


Page 04

[3]
Shinpachi: みんなぁぁ！！
Hey, everyone!!

Catherine: 新八・・・
Shinpachi...

[4]
Shinpachi: 銀さんは？銀さんは大丈夫なの？
How's Gin-san?! Is he ok?!

Otose: 病院でデゲー声出すんじゃないよバカヤロー
Keep it down you idiot!! You're in a hospital!!

Kagura: オメーもなババア！
You too hag!!

Catherine: オメーモナクソガキソシテ私モサ！
You too brat! And me!


Page 05

[1]
Otose: 心配いらんよ。車にはねられたくらいで死ぬタマかい
Don't worry, a car crash couldn't kill him

Kagura: ジャンプ買いに行った時にはねられたらしいネ。いい年こいてこんなん読んでるからこんな目に遭うアル
He got hit when he went out to buy Jump. He's so old, it's punishment for not growing out of it -aru

[2]
Catherine: コレヲ機会ニ少シハ大人ニナッテホシイモノデスネ
Well let's hope he learns from this and grows up a bit

Otose: まったくだ
We can hope

*Hahahaha*

Shinpachi: ホっ・・・大丈夫そうだ
Phew... I guess everything's ok

[3]
Guy: いやーそう言ってもらえるとはねたこっちとしても気が楽っす。マジスンマセンでした。携帯でしゃべってたら確認遅れちゃって
Maaan, that sure makes me feel better about hitting him
Sorry dudes, I was on my mobile and wasn't really looking

[4]
Kagura: てめーかぁぁコノヤロぉぉ！！銀ちゃんが死んだらてめぇ絞首刑にして携帯ストラップにしてやっからなぁぁぁ！！
So it was you, you bastard!! If Gin-chan dies, I'm hanging you and making a phone strap out of you!!

Otose: オラァァァ！！飛べコラァァ飛んでみろ、出せるだけ出さんかい！！
Oryaaa!! Go to hell, die!! And while you're at it, cough up some money!!

Shinpachi: やっぱダメかもしれない・・・
Or maybe not...

[5]
Nurse: うっせぇぇ！ここどこだと思ってんだバカどもがぁぁ！！
Shuuut uuuup!!! Where do you think you are?!!

Doctor: いや君もうるさい
You could shut up too

[6]
Nurse: おいぃぃぃ！！まだ入っちゃダメだって！！
Hey stop!! No one's allowed in yet!!


Page 06

[2]
Otose: なんだぃ全然元気じゃないかぃ
Hmph, you look absolutely fine

Kagura: 心配かけて！もうジャンプなんて買わせないからね！
After all that worrying! No more Jump for you mister!

[3]
Shinpachi: 心配しましたよ銀さん・・・えらい目に遭いましたね
You had us worried Gin-san... That was quite an accident you had

Gintoki: ・・・誰？
...Who are you?

Kagura: え？
Huh?

[4]
Gintoki: 一体誰だい君たちは？僕の知り合いなのかい？
Who are you guys?
Do I know you?


Page 07

[1]
All: いいいいいい〝！！記憶喪失？！
Whaaaaatt?!
Amnesia?!

[2]
Doctor: ケガはどーってことないんだがね、頭を強く打ったらしくてその拍子に記憶もポローンって落としてきちゃったみたいだねぇ
His injuries aren't that bad, but it seems he hit his head hard
so he could've accidentally left his memory behind

Shinpachi: 落としたって・・・そんな自転車のカギみたいな言い方やめてください
Left behind... Please, I think this is more than a case of "oops, I left my keys behind"

[3]
Doctor: 事故前後の記憶がちょこっと消えるのってよくあるんだがねぇ。彼の場合は自分の存在も忘れてるみたいだね・・・ちょっとやっかいだな
A bit of memory loss of events around the accident is quite normal
But in his case, it seems he can't even remember who he is... This is a bit troublesome

[4]
Otose: てめぇ嘘ついてんじゃねぇぞ。記憶喪失のフリして家賃ごまかすつもりだろ
Hey, I'm not falling for this crap. You're not getting out of the rent you owe me so easily

Gintoki: 先生さっきから病室に老婆の妖怪が見えるんだすがこれも頭を打った影響なんですか？
Doctor, I see a demon in the room but is this also due to the accident?

Doctor: 坂田さん心配いらないよ。それは妖怪じゃない。ここは病院だぞ、幽霊くらい出る
Sakata-san, don't worry; That's not a demon. It's normal to see ghosts in a hospital

Shinpachi: 先生、違います
Sir, she's a human

[5]
Doctor: 人間の記憶は木の枝のように複雑に絡み合ってできている。その枝の一本でもざわめかせれば他の枝も徐々に動き始めていきますよ。まぁあせらず気長に見ていきましょう
A person's memory is complex, much like the many branches of a tree
If you can rustle just one branch, the others should eventually sway as well
The key's to take it easy. Give it time


Page 08

[1]
Sign:
Jack-of-all-trades Gin-chan

[2]
Gintoki:
Jack-of-all trades Gin-chan
This is where I live?

Shinpachi:
Yup, you'd also take up any job brought here

Gintoki:
Jack-of-all trades...
No... I can't remember anything

Kagura:
Well it was more of a jack-of-no-trades; You were a lazy bum -aru

[3]
Gintoki:
A lazy bum?! A bum at this age?!

Kagura:
On top of that you were like a zombie, lolling about with the eyes of a dead fish

Otose:
And you wouldn't pay your rent

Catherine:
And there was that time you sole Otose-san's money

Shinpachi:
That was you!!

[4]
Shinpachi:
Can you remember any of this?

Gintoki:
I think it's more a problem of "don't want to" than "can't"...

Kagura:
Pull yourself together! Let your heart rot; Drop your morals! That's the way of Gintoki!!


Page 09

[1]
Shinpachi:
Otose-san, what should we do?

Otose:
Take him around Edo

[2]
Otose:
He'd have memories all over the place
You should be able to find lots triggers to bring his memory back

[3]
Sign:
Cabaret
The Bold Samurai

[T/L note: A play on The Bold Shogun/Abarenbo Shogun]

[4]
Zura:
What?
Amnesia?

[5]
Zura:
Are you sure? Tell me how this happened, Gintoki

Shinpachi:
He can't; I just told you he's lost his memory
And what're you doing Katsura-san?

Elizabeth:
All you can drink! All you can touch♡

[6]
Zura:
Money is needed for everything, even to save a country
Hey pal, c'mon in! We've got lots of cute girls!!

Oh yeah, Gintoki. You should come in too; We've got lots of pretties who'll help you forget your sorrows

Shinpachi:
Forget?! What more do you want him to forget?! Are you sure you're his friend?!


Page 10

[1]
Gintoki:
No no, I think I might be able to remember something... Let's go!

Shinpachi:
You liar!!

[2]
Gintoki:
! I think that tickled my memory! I can almost grasp something...

Zura:
Really?! Then remember Gintoki! You used to be my apprentice and you'd serve all my needs!

Shinpachi:
Hey!! No substituting memories!!

[3]
Kagura:
Where? Which part did he hit to trigger your memory? Was it here -aru? Or here?

Zura:
No, it was here! Wait... Or was it here?

Board:
All you can drink! All you can touch♡

[4]
*screech*

[5]
Hijikata:
What's this? A brawl?
Guess it's a job for us... Hmm?

[6]
Hijikata:
Hey, that guy...


Page 11

[1]
Hijikata:
Kaaaatsuraaaa!!!

[2]
Shinpachi:
Aaah!!

[3]
Shinpachi:
Wh- wh- what was that?!

[4]
Hijikata:
Did we kill him?

Sougo:
Huh? Hijikata-san...

[5]
Sougo:
How did this get her?

[6]
Hijikata:
... Sougo, run

Sougo:
What?


Page 12

[2]
Zura:
Hmph, you duds should just stay at home and play samurai with sticks

[3]
Hijikata:
Today we're taking you on Katsura!!

[4]
Katsura:
Hmph, not bad. Let's go Elizabeth!!

Hijikata:
Not so fast!!

[5]
Shinpachi:
Gin-san!!

[6]
Kagura:
Gin-chan!

Shinpachi:
Gin-san! Say something!

[7]
Gintoki:
Who... are you guys?


Page 13

[1]
Tae:
Oh my
I'm sorry to hear that

[2]
Tae:
So you don't remember me either?

Gintoki:
I'm sorry...

[3]
Tae:
But I'm sure you remember me

Shinpachi:
He just said he's sorry he doesn't

Tae:
No, he remembers me; He fuckin' better

[4]
Tae:
I remember him when he doesn't remember me? Who does this bastard think he is?
Shin-chan. Take this and hit me on the head so that I forget just him

Shinpachi:
What, do I look psychic?

[5]
Tae:
It can't be helped then. I'm gonna have you remember me whatever it takes
I'm sure it'll come back to you if I hit you hard enough

Kagura:
Anego please, no! We'd have to start all over again!

[T/L note: Anego is a way of addressing a respected woman within a gang]


Page 14

[1]
Gintoki:
I'm sorry, I can't remember you just yet
but I definitely will, so please, in time

[3]
Tae:
Oh no... Why's my heart racing? This is just Gin-san
He's still the same man, just with his eyebrows closer to his eyes and slightly larger pupils...

[4]
Tae:
...You shouldn't worry so much about the past; Instead of looking back, you should concentrate on what's ahead of you

Shinpachi:
What?! She's suddenly changed! What happened?!

Tae:
Forget about the old Gin-san and continue your life as the new Gin-san

Shinpachi:
Sis! That's the same as putting a lid on something rotting! Oops, did I say rotting?

[5]
Tae:
But there's nothing worthwhile about him back when his brows were further away from his eyes
He was a loafer back then and now he seems more responsible... and ch- charming...

[6]
Shinpachi:
Why're you blushing?!! Don't tell me you're falling for him!! I won't allow it! I never will!!
I'd rather die than be his brother-in-law!!

Tae:
I never said I'm marrying him

Kondou:
He's right! At the moment his brows and eyes are together, but when his memory returns, they'll spring apart again!! And then he'll look like a dumb ass again!!


Page 15

[2]
Tae:
And what're you doing here?

Kondou:
Umm, it was warm and I dozed off...

[3]
Kondou:
Umm, I bought this Haagen-Daz for you; Please share it with everyone

Shinpachi:
It's all melted! Just how long were you in the kotatsu?!

[4]
Kondou:
Hey, it's been a while hasn't it? You've changed quite a bit since I last saw you
I can see you're trying to use your amnesia to change your image and win Otae-san's heart, but it won't happen

[5]
Kondou:
Cuz my brows are so much closer to my eyes than yours!! Hahahaha
Please take a look Otae-san; There's no one in Edo who can beat my brows!!

[6]
Tae:
I can't love a stalker even if his brows sprouted from his eyes

Kondou:
O- ok, I'll grow eye brows from below my eyes! How about that?!

Shinpachi:
Well that'd just make you a monster


Page 16

[1]
Gintoki:
What's this...?
Strange... I seem to be attracted to this unconsciously

[2]
Shinpachi:
Oh!! Sweet things!!

Kagura:
Oh yeah! He might remember something if he eats sweet things!!

[3]
Kagura:
Eat it ass!!

Gintoki:
Gah

Shinpachi:
Sis, this is it!
Please bring everything sweet in our house!

[4]
Tae:
Huh? What?

Shinpachi:
Just bring it!

[5]
Tae:
But, but, sweets??

Kagura:
Gin-chan! Please come back, Gin-chan!

[6]
Gintoki:
Ugh...
I... I....

[7]
Gintoki:
!! What was I...


Page 17

[1]
Kagura:
Gin-chan!

Shinpachi:
Gin-sa--

[4]
Shinpachi:
Sis...
What was that?

[5]
Tae:
Fried eggs
I made them sweet today

[6]
Kondou:
Wow, I've never tasted one like this before...
Ugh

[7]
*collapse*


Page 18

[1]
Gin + Kondou:
Who... are you guys?

[2]
Tae:
Oh, how cute

[4]
Gintoki:
...I'm sorry
after all your efforts
I still can't remember anything...

[5]
Shinpachi:
Please, that's not like you Gin-san. You're the type of person who ignores the 90% certainty you're in the wrong and uses the remaining 10% to get out of apologies

Kagura:
Yeah, don't worry. Take your time, we'll be waiting -aru


Page 19

[1]
Shinpachi:
Let's go back and just rest for today

Kagura:
Yeah, and you've got more memories at home than outside. You might be able to find something...

[3]
Crowd:
It was a drunk driver
Looks like they'd have to rebuild it, poor things

[4]
Tatsuma:
Ahaha, I'm sorry~

[5]
Tatsuma:
I was trying to get to my friend's and my hands slipped, ahahaha
Is there a shop called "Jack-of-all-trades Kin-chan" around here?

[6]
Police:
Well you just drove into "Jack-of-all-trades Gin-chan"

Tatsuma:
No no, it's Kin-chan, not Gin-chan. You're a funny man, ahahaha


Page 20

[1]
Police:
Yeah, yeah. Now I need you to come with me to the police station

Tatsuma:
Oh, you're taking me to Kintoki's place? You Edo people are so nice, thanks~ ahahaha

Police:
Man, you're noisy! Shut up a bit!

[3]
Shinpachi:
...What should we do?
Now even the house's gone

[4]
Gintoki:
...It's ok
You guys can leave me

[5]
Gintoki:
You have your own homes to go to right?
Please, forget about me and live as you want

[6]
Shinpachi:
Gin-san?

[7]
Gintoki:
I used to make you guys work without even paying you properly right?
Now that this has happened, there shouldn't be a reason for you guys to stay


Page 21

[1]
Gintoki:
I've lost my memory and home
Now there's nothing left of my life
But this may be a good opportunity

[2]
Gintoki:
From what I've heard, it seems I was a good-for-nothing
I'm thinking of starting my life over with a new heart

[3]
Gintoki:
So let's
end the jack-of-all-trades

[6]
Shinpachi:
Y- you're joking right, Gin-san?

Kagura:
No! I don't need my pay, I can settle with just sukonbu, so please Gin-chan!


Page 22

[1]
Gintoki:
I'm sorry. The Gin-san you know
is gone

[2]
Shinpachi:
Gin-san, please wait!

Kagura:
It's impossible! You're useless in society! You're a dumb ass!

[3]
Kagura:
Gin-chan!

Shinpachi:
Gin-saaaan!!