Cat Butler 1

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Neko no Shitsuji
Translated by Niffer


[Page 3]

My Job

BOX: When I leave and come Cat Butler always goes

Welcome Home Nyaster

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Just because you’re a cat doesn’t mean you have to say “nyaa” all the time!
<- Well that’s not what I actually said

Meanie~

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BOX: Cat Butler brings me tea

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Mistress was brought up to sit on chairs

BOX: ...to spill

SFX: Hey!

Woops

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SFX: wipe wipe

You cannot clean it mistress

It’s fine, get off the table

Why do you ignore my love?


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BOX: When it’s dinner time

It is time for dinner

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For my dinner

BOX: Cat Butler’s always demanding

Yes // ok ok

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BOX: Cat Butler’s sick sometimes

SFX: shudder shudder

SFX: Ack ack

Cat Butler’s a long cat

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I need the bathroom

SHIRT: hurry

At least it is where Mistress cannot see it

BOX: He’s always careful about where he throws up

Unnecessarily careful ->

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BOX: But Cat Butler’s carefulness is always in vain

I’m going to have a snack

SHIRT: fat

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SFX: squelch

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Ahhh!!!!

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When did you throw up?!

Throw up in more obvious place next time!

SHIRT: wipe

Ahh… She found it

I’ll remember that


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BOX: Cat Butler chases away intruders

It is going into Mistress’ room

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What are you?

Get out at once

SFX: rustle rustle

It is pointless to hide

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BOX: Cat Butler is persistent when he pursues intruders

Hey stop

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Wait a minute

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I should be able to put my paw here

Ah

I made a mistake

SFX: rip

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BOX: But he stretches his body when he fights them head on.

You are not the normal intruder we get

I am only being cautious

The Intruder (a gecko)

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Oops

Ew

Why are you so mean Mistress?


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BOX: Cat Butler always observes the house

I can see very well from high places

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BOX: But he often falls asleep when he does

So that’s where you were

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BOX: Cat Butler always sees his owner out

I’m going out now

SHIRT: out

Have a good day

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BOX: Then he takes a breather in his favorite spot

Ahhh

Mistress’ laziness is so tiring

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BOX: I’m glad Cat Butler is a cat

BOX: Although I’m not sure why…