Cyborg Grampa-G 8

P165
Eiichi: Ahhhhhh!!
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Eiichi: Honey, please do it more gently…
Kei: D…Dad! How the heck did you get hurt?
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Eiichi: I was taking my driving exam, and there was this awful instructor there. // He was really strict… I don’t want to go anymore…..
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G-Chan: In that case, I will take the test in your place! // I’ll get it on the first day!
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Eiichi: Getting your license the first day!? That’s crazy!
Kei: I don’t want to ride in a car that gramps is driving!!

P166
The “Getting your license is easy!” Chapter

G-Chan: Gantetsu Car Go!!

P167
Instructor: Umm, I am the principal of this school. Starting today you will all learn how to drive a car. // Your instruction will consist of 27 hours of hands on driving and 30 hours of study……..
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Instructor: Attention! So all the new students are present
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Principal: Ugh……. // I knew he would show up…
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Instructor: I am the No. 1 most able instructor in this school!! // Starting from today, you maggots will accept my instruction and will be grateful for it!!

P168
Instructor: Behold, The proof of my many glories. These brilliantly shining medals!! // Finest Instructor Award, Best Guy Dancer Award, Drive Academy Award, etc. And now it seems I am under consideration for the National Nutrition Award!!
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Instructor: Alright you maggots, I am going to run you ragged! // So you had better prepare yourselves!!!
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Instructor: How many times do I have to say it before you understand!?
Girl: Ah!
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Instructor: Not only did you forgot to check the mirror, you also forgot to look to see if it was safe!
Girl: I…I’m sorry………
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Girl: Thank you………..very much.

P169
Agh, that’s the training car……. // I’ve heard it’s that demon teacher’s beloved car!
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Instructor: Heh heh heh, You’re the best Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang!!
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Today as well I shot down another!!
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Instructor: Oh, my next prey is…
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Instructor: Wh…Who are you!?
G-Chan: I’m Cyborg G-Chan! Pleased to meet you!!
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Instructor: Tch, Senile geezer… Oh well…
Instructor: I have been an instructor for 25 years! Now even the principal fears me, I am this school’s shadow ruler! But teasing this geezer seems like fun too!

P170
Instructor: Get out! First I am going to teach you the proper way to get in a car!
G-Chan: Hmm!?
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Ah man, that old man is in for it now. // With that we are down another student.
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Instructor: Ready!? When riding a car! // Left, Right, Safety Check! // Open the door with your right hand! // And lastly, lock the door!!
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G-Chan: Left, Right, Safety Check! // Open the door with your right hand! // And Lastly, weld the door!!
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Instructor: He dares to defy me… He has a lot of nerve. // But you will be in tears later gramps!

P171
G-Chan: Oh, This is fun!
Instructor: Aghh… (Weird Font)
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Instructor: Hey gramps!! // You are going over 100 kmph!!
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Instructor: There is a car in front of us…and one in the opposite lane……There is no where to go!
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G-Chan: Ha!! // It’s one wheeled driving!!

P172
Oh, that old man is pretty good! // Way to go grandpa! // I’ve got chills!
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Instructor: That geezer. He has gotten me completely ticked off…
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G-Chan: Hmm!?
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G-Chan: Who is in that mysterious car coming up behind me… // It’s fast!!
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G-Chan: Hm!? Gantetsu!!
Gantetsu: Heh heh heh
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Instructor: A…A dog…in that car……
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G-Chan: What the!? Isn’t that the car that I remodeled!?

P173
G-Chan: Hmm!?
Gantetsu: Heh heh heh
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I think…that was an old man…just now… // N…No, I definitely saw a dog…
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G-Chan: Hmm, let’s do it! I am not going to lose!
Gantetsu: Heh heh heh
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Instructor: How dare he…wounding my pride like that… // From now on this maggot will have to deal with the instructor from hell.

P174
Instructor: Listen closely!! Try drinking cola while doing a handstand, gripping the steering wheel with your feet while driving blind folded!!
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Instructor: Is this geezer a monster!?
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Ahh, your amazing gramps!! // Did you see how surprised the instructor looked!?
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Beep, beep beep beebee

P175
Computer: I am the computer! Where is my master!? (Weird Font)
SFX: bee
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Gantetsu: Heh heh heh
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Computer: What is this! Dogs are not allowed! (Weird Font)
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G-Chan: Hmm, Gantetsu!?
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G-Chan: What happened to the car!
Gantetsu: Heh heh heh
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Gantetsu: Heeh, heh heh
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G-Chan: I can’t understand “heh heh heh”!!

P176
G-Chan: Hmm!? What was that!?
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G-Chan: Hmm!? That is a car that Gantetsu remodeled!!
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G-Chan: Impossible…The computer’s control system has broken down and it has gone out of control…
Gantetsu’s SFX: Heh heh heh
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G-Chan: This is no laughing matter!!
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Instructor: That punk! How dare he wreck my Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang Model!

P177
Computer: Could you possibly be…my master… (Weird Font)
Instructor: Ah!?
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Computer: I thought so……Welcome to your car master.
Instructor: Agh!?
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Computer: This car is a Ford V6 Turbo, boost pressure 2.7 bar (Weird Font)
Instructor: Ha!?
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Computer: and comes equipped with 20mm Cannon x2, M47 Guided Missile, Cruise Missile and the like. (Weird Font)
Instructor: I don’t really get it… // But with this car I can win against that geezer!!
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SFX in bubble: Pop
G-Chan: Transform Gantetsu Car!!! // Hurry Gantetsu!!

P178
G-Chan: Stop right there!!
Instructor: Oh?
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Instructor: You have shown yourself gramps! With this one huge missile, say your prayers.
Computer: A missile? Certainly master! (Weird Font)
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SFX in bubble: Siz
G-Chan: Hmm!?
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G-Chan: That crowded school is…

P179
G-Chan: Oh no, those people…….
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Ah! // Something is coming this way!!
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G-Chan: Uh ah!!

P180-181
G-Chan: That’s it! I can use this missile……
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G-Chan: Missile Fusion G-Chan style GO!!
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Instructor: Haaaa ha ha! You lose gramps!! // Because if you do that, your reckless actions will impede the progress of this examination and it will be suspended. (?)
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G-Chan: Hmm!? Look ou…

P182
G-Chan: Gantetsu!!!
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G-Chan: Hup!
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G-Chan: Punishment!!!

P183
Instructor: Gramps…you lose… // I got another medal……
Girl: You know what, that doggy saved me.
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Girl: Ah
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Principal: Even I was beaten by this instructor!
Principal on page: A certificate of commendation! Now we’re the same rank!
Story box: And so, not only was I issued a license, I was also given a public commendation!!
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G-Chan: Hmm! With this we can go driving around to our hearts content!!!
Eiichi: Let’s not buy a car after all.
T/L note: Their licenses say, “valid till death”
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Is it really okay to let him graduate? // I never want to be involved with him again……