Kamen no Maid Guy Special : Volume 2 Opening

P1
Fubuki: To the master who is viewing this page. // I thank you for purchasing this book that you hold in your hands.
Kogarashi: Ku ku ku // This Maid Guy would also like to express his gratitude!
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Kogarashi: Hmm…Well then, I would like to borrow this moment to announce a present. Our sales are estimated at one million yen, so we have prepared a present as a special bargain!
Fubuki: My, that’s an incredible idea you’ve struck on Kogarashi. // By the way, when did you prepare this amazing present?
Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, I prepared it just now so it would still be warm!
Fubuki: Still be…warm?

P2
Kogarashi: Gahaha…It’s this! // In commemoration of the publishing of volume two, for one of you this pair of previously worn panties, striped from the clumsy maid, shall be a present for you!
Fubuki: Wha… // Wha!!!!?
SFX: Breeze
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Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, Send us your applications…
SFX: Wham
Fubuki: I would rather they not send them you imbecile…
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Kogarashi: Kukuku… // Truly a bargain service…
T/L Note: The word used for “bargain” here can also mean “hemorrhage”