Kamen no Maid Guy Special : Volume 3 Opening

P1
Shizuku: Hello everybody. I’m the ninja maid Shizuku…! // This time I have been given the job of being publisher for volume 3…
Liz: Don’t make me laugh! You’re in charge of volume 3? // It seems that without my guidance you went and put that nameless shrine maiden on the cover. This shows you have no business sense!! // It’s as if you don’t understand we are in the middle of a recession!
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Liz: That you would postpone my rightful appearance on the cover of one of these volumes is unbelievable.
Shizuku: Hehehe, This is all in accordance with the information that I have gathered mistress. // Up till this volume all of the female characters appearing on the cover have been main characters.
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Shizuku: There is also a plausible rumor that the covers are being selected solely by order of the largest breasts!
Liz: Breasts!?
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Shizuku: If that is the case then my mistress is dead last by a wide margin. // And if you consider that more characters may be added, we may go 15 volumes without your turn coming up…
Liz: No! // No I say! Such unbelievable values…! I cannot accept this…!
Arayashiki: Exactly! Do you think I would accept this!!!

P2
Arayashiki: If that is the case then shouldn’t I get picked?! // I’m the character with the biggest bust size!!! // Mankind are a bunch of foolish primates if they can’t tell at a glance that no one can rival me!!!
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Shizuku: …Well then, enjoy volume 3…
Liz: Indeed…!!
Arayashiki: Hey!!!