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Chapter 65 (V.9)
"Don't judge people by their looks"
Matsudaira: There's only one reason I've called for y'all.
Matsudaira: He / has finally made a move.
Kondou: ...Totsan*. / Is that true?
(*Totsan = What Kondou calls Matsudaira. Totsan is a slangish word for tosan, which means father. But I'm quite sure Matsudaira is not Kondou's father.)
Matsudaira: There's no mistake. I constantly have my spies around him. He'd noticed it, and had been in hiding. / But we older people have more advantage at the test of endurance. He seems to have finally ran out out of patience and made a move.
Matsudaira: I have no intention on falling behind the curve. / If the tops have a problem with it, I'm prepared to slit my stomach.
Matsudaira: It's decisive war. / I'm going to crush Him and all of His attempts.
Kondou: ...I see, if Totsan is so sure / We'll entrust you with our lives.
Matsudaira: Hmph. / I'll be relying on you lot.
Kondou: ..... / Toshi... Sougo, I need to confirm something.
Hijikata: What is it?
Kondou: ...Who's 'He'?
Hijikata: You didn't know!?
Shichibei: Hey, Kuriko!
Shichibei: Sorry I'm late. / Did you wait?
Kuriko: Of course not, I just arrived. / I haven't been waiting at all.
Shichibei: Oh, really? Great! You see, the trains...
Matsudaira: ...That bastard, who's he trying to mess with? / Kuriko'd been waiting for over an hour, that asshole...
Matsudaira: What do you think you've done, you've wasted one hour of my darling daughter's life. I'll have you pay for it with the rest of your life. / Oi Toshi! Be my base.
Hijikata: Wait a sec!!
Hijikata: What the hell are you thinking!? Did 'He' refer to your daughter's boyfriend!?
Matsudaira: He's not her boyfriend! Daddy will never approve of such a frivolous guy!
Hijikata: Shut up! I will never approve of you as our police chief!
Okita: And I will never approve of Hijikata-san as our vice-captain!
Hijikata: You stay out of this!
Hijikata: You must be kidding, we'd actually bothered to have a day off for you / but you just want us to interfere with your daughter's date? I can't believe it. I'm out.
Matsudaira: Hold on, when have I ever asked you guys to bother my daughter's date?
Matsudaira: I just want you to assasinate that man.
Hijikata: I wouldn't do that more!
Matsudaira: Do you really think that that frivolous guy can make Kuriko happy? / You see, I would really like to accept the man my daughter picked. I'd thought it over a lot...
Matsudaira: And... I decided that the only way to go is assasination.
Hijikata: You've thought it over too much! What are you? A Mafia?
Matsudaira: The police are like the Mafia.
Hijikata: The police chief just said an outrageous statement.
Matsudaira: Besides, father's can become a Saint or Mafia for their daughters.
Hijikata: Yo Kondou-san, say something to this parent fool.
Kondou: Who are you talking about?
Kondou: Call me Killer Gorilla 13*.
(*Gorilla 13 = Obviously a parody of Golgo 13, the longest running Japanese adult manga.)
Hijikata: What the hell are you doing? ...What's 13?
Kondou: An ominous sign, I've been rejected by 13 women this year.
Kondou: Hey Totsan, let me help you. / I've known Kuriko since she was young, she's like a little sister to me. I can't give her to a guy like that.
Kondou: I hate wimps who dress up frivolously despite being a man. / I think simple, sturdy men like me match Kuriko best.
Matsudaira: No I don't want someone like you.
Kondou: I think openhearted men like me match Kuriko best.
Matsudaira: No I don't want someone like you.
Kondou: Let's go Totsan!!
Hijikata: Uh oh, I wouldn't put it past them to really assasinate him. Sougo, we're going to go stop them.
Okita: Who are you talking about?
Okita: My name is Killer Sougo 13.
Sougo: I'll be joining them since it looks fun.
Matsudaira: That bastard, picking this of all the things... / I can't aim properly because the horse it moving up and down, and I think I'm getting kind of sick.
Matsudaira: Anyway, when are we going to catch up to them? We aren't getting closer at all.
Hijikata: Of course we aren't getting closer! This is a merry-go-round!
Hijikata: We're going round along with the platform! We'll be going round forever and ever, idiots!
Matsudaira: Mary and pants? What's that? / I've never visited an amusement park so I don't know anything about it, although I have visited an adult's amusement park before.
Hijikata: Whatever, just don't rush into anything. We just have to break them apart, right? There must be other ways.
Matsudaira: What, you want to become a member? You want to join the Killer alliance?
Hijikata: I'm here to make sure you guys don't run mad!
Hijikata: I have no intention on doubting that man's humanity from his looks like you people.
Matsudaira: Of course he's a bad guy, he's got holes all over the place! / Human being's are already covered with holes! I don't get why you need to add more holes to it!
Hijikata: I don't get what the hell you're saying, either.
Okita: Adolescent girls' like her easily fall for bad men. / And they grow up by getting a little burned.
Hijikata: Sougo how old are you?
Matsudaira: Oi I have a tough-looking face and I've never once gotten popular with women.
Hijikata: In your case, instead of getting burned you'd get 80% of your body burnt.
Hijikata: Well, good or bad, love and whatnot is just an illusion in the end.
Hijikata: Your daughter's just holding a fantasy of him, so we just have to wake her up from her fantasy.
Hijikata: Luckily, this amusement park is the perfect place to do it.
Kuriko: Please, I'd like to see Shichibei-sama's groggy face.
Shichbei: Eh are you serious? Go ride by yourself, I'll be watching you.
Kuriko: I don't want to; ride with me!
Okita: Don't complain and ride, holstein boy.
Okita: Make a fuss, and you'll have another hole in your body.
Kuriko: ? Shichibei-sama
Shichibei: Er, um, actually, let's ride...
Matsudaira: Hey, are you sure it's going to work?
Hijikata: Of course, Sougo is a sadist extreme who's hobby is to bully people.
Okita: ...your pants.
Okita: Poop in your pants. / If you don't until the rollercoaster comes back, I'm going to kill you.
Kuriko: Are you okay? You're pale... / If you don't want to ride that much, let's get off. Attendant!
Okita: If you get off you die.
Shichibei: Shut up! I'm going to ride!
Kuriko: Shichibe... !!
Matsudaira: Ach! Tougher than I'd thought... / Ouch! / How is it!?
M & H: Whaaaaa?? / Bu!
Hijikata: What do you think you're doing!?
Okita: I forgot to buckle up! I forgot to buckle up!
Matsudaira: Oi, what's with him!? He's a completely different person from before, he's panicking!
Okita: Sadists are fragile then others! We are glass swords!
Okita: H-h-h-help! Hijikata-you-bastard!
Hijikata: You idi- / GYAAAAAA!!
Kuriko: Phew, that was a scary ride! / Are you okay, Shichibei-sa... !
Kuriko: Shichibei-sama. / You're sitting height... seems a bit taller.
Shichibei: He... hehe. / This isn't good, you're going to be disgusted...uh oh. / I think I wet my pants a bit...
Hijikata: [...I'm sorry, Shichibei... I have no grudge against you but...]
Kuriko: I'm so relieved! / To tell you the truth, I did too... / I was worried if I was the only one.
Shichibei: Seriously!? We've, like, matched! It's a miracle!
Kuriko: It seems like we have a connection.
Shichibei: What what, you mean like an intestine connection?
Kuriko: Oh, you~ Stop joking~
Matsudaira: Heeey! They're even more friendly now!
Hijikata: What's up with your daughter!? Wetting her pants? What kind of education did you give her!?
Matsudaira: Uh oh, they're going to the next ride! / In that state!?
Hijikata: Oi Kondou-san quick!
Hijikata (or Okita?): Kondou-san!
Hijikata: [Eh? His sitting height...]
Kondou: Toshi... / don't tell anyone.
Hijikata: Good god. / To think that she hadn't been digusted by it.
Matsudaira: My daughter has amazed even I.
Hijikata: No kidding.
Matsudaira: What are you trying to imply, is it about the poop? I'll kill you if you tell anyone.
Hijikata: Totsan, relax. Your daughter hasn't pooped in her pants. / Look, the bastard has changed his clothes, but your daughter hasn't.
Matsudaira: Maybe she's walking with it between her butt.
Hijikata: Of course not! Don't you think your daughter is cute!?
Hijikata: Your daughter said that as to not hurt the guy.
Kondou: Toshi, are you saying that she really wasn't disgusted at all by the poop? / You were totally disgusted at me when I wet my pants / whereas that girl consumes all of him, including his dirty parts. Is that what you're trying to say?
Okita: Kondou-san, I'm disgusted at you too.
Hijikata: From laughing it off when he was an hour late to rendezvous / she must be serious...
Okita: Totsan! Look!
Okita: Uh oh, they're heading for the Ferris wheel! / There's not mistake, they're going to kiss!
Matsudaira: What!? Is that right!?
Okita: Where there are Ferris wheels' there are kisses, Ferris wheel's were made to kiss in.
Matsudaira: Seriously!? I didn't know! Kuriko-chan is in danger!
Kondou: We need to do something! Thinking is later! Let's go!
Matsudaira: Urgent, get it ready right now!
[ Hijikata-han, Hijikata-han ]
[ Hijikata-han is so handsome and cool ]
[ you must be very popular between women. ]
[ Not really. ]
[ Oh, you liar ~ ]
[ Hijikata-han, Hijikata-han ]
[ Eh? What's that you're eating? ]
[ Hijikata special rice. Want some? ]
Hijikata: ...I'd thought / that love was just an illusion.
Shichibei: But Kuriko, you really are something. / You'd usually dump them, if your boyfriend wets their pants. I really thought it was the end there.
Kuriko: I won't dump you for such a little thing, Shichibei-sama.
Kuriko: Besides, you didn't dump me when I wet my pants, too, did you?
Shichibei: But that's because...
Shichibei: Er... um... because... well... I... / um, l-l-lo
Shichibei: Lo... / Lo-
K & S: W... What is that!?
M & K & O: Killer Samurai 13. / We're here for your lives.
Shichibei: What the heck!? What gibberish are you...
Kuriko: Kyaaaa! / Someone help us!
Matsudaira: Wha- / Toshi!!
Hijikata: Toshi? / Who's that?
Hijikata: I am the Love Warrior / Mayora 13
Hijikata: Idiots who try to thwart others love / disappear!
Matsudaira: No! The propeller!
Shichibei: Mayora 13!?
Kuriko: How handsome...
Hijikata: I wish you two happily every after. / See you.
Hijikata: [ Hmph... Perhaps falling in love and whatnot isn't so bad after all... ]
Kuriko: Wait, Mayora 13-sama!
Kuriko: Um, I'll break up with this poop-guy, so will you go out with me please?