My Wife Is Wagatsuma-san 9

Gag isn't really my turf...



Wagatsuma-san ha Ore no Yome Chapter 09

Page 01

The big-breasted, half-Japanese // transfer student,
Sylvia-san makes her appearance!!
Well, sorry about that.

Page 02

Q- Queen Sylvia!! // A good day to you!!
Mm.
She recently transferred here and became Aoishima's classmate: Shimotsuma Sylvia (Half-Japanese, half-Dutch)
Aoshima.
Yes, ma'am!!
I want
a PC.
....
PC?
So what exactly are you telling me to do....

Page 03

I'll go buy one, so help me.
Whew...!! I was worried she might say "Get me one"...!!
Read about Sylvia-san's wilfulness in the tankobon!!
Volume 1+2 of Wagatsuma-san ha Ore no Yome are on sale!!
Well.... But I don't know much about computers.
I think it's better you ask someone else.
What?
Okay, Komatsu!! You come.
EH!? (Me!?)
No, no, he doesn't know anything either. (He only has one to play eroge.)
You better ask Itou for this.
Okay.
...
I'll go get Itou.

Page 04

Leave anything about electronics to me.
(Special Sale)
Let us three go as the Dream Come True combi.
....Wouldn't a dream be just two?
Well, I'll explain it later.
We two won't be of any use.
NO!! We'll manage
Okay?
Let's go with just us three.
Wait, wait, wait. Please!!
Why do you want to go so bad?
If you meet up outside school...
If things go well....

Page 05

Something might happen....!!
Komatsu desperate try to convince him!!
Stop with that face!!
"If things go well"
basically
"if you're lucky"....!!
The final hope of the unpopular boys
(I know I'm ugly)
(Only for handsome guys)
without any redeeming features.

Page 06

A faint // hope!
Indeed "Luck"!!
Eh? // Why?
So what if you're lucky?
....
Komatsu, don't tell me...
you're thinking that you'll get to fondle her breasts when the mood gets good?
Exactly.
Wha...? // That's what the helmet was for!?
Still, we're total noobs with PCs!
Not only might we suggest some crap, but her image of us could worsen too...
Nevertheless... I can't back down!!

Page 07

I don't care who comes with me.
Eh...?
Is that so?
Okay! Then papa will choose a nice PC!
What kind of setting is that!?
Flip already.

Page 08

WHAT THE-----
They're totally doing it----!!
Ah...!!
HIII!? How lewd.
Call Governor Ishihara!
Waffle!! Waffle!!
N- // Nice!!
I want to live in that town too!!

Page 09

Starting next week, I'll be in that manga!
Huh? What the. Not fair!!
No chance.
You guys really like that manga, huh.
For rereading it...
Of course we love it, but it also fuels our hate for real life.
Idd.
Don't fuel it.
Reminds me, the chief and Aoshima aren't coming.
If they don't hurry, our usual meeting will start without them.
Ah, speaking of...
these two are
seem to be busy planning a date with Sylvia-san.

Page 10

Hee, a date for three, huh.
Eh? How surprising.
For real?
I'm a bit jealous.
Then let's make today's meeting topic "How to ruin that date"!
Let the traitors burn in hell.
Mhm....
Somehow I ended up agreeing going with Sylvia.
It's not good to get too
close to her...

Page 11

Like before, my future might change again
and I'll have Sylvia as my wife instead of Wagatsuma-san...
Until I have made more progress with Wagatsuma-san, I better...
Mh?
UWA!?
Here it is!!
Time Slip activated.
Will it be alright?
The future hasn't changed yet, has it?

Page 12

Not good, not good.
I forgot my underwear.
So cold.
Excuse me.

Page 13

Wagatsuma-san fresh out of the bath... The best!!
I'll... definitely protect this future!!
Oh.
I'm back!
Time Slip over.
Now then...
I have to keep my distance from Sylvia tomorrow.
How can I make the strong-willed Sylvia hate me?
Wear some bizarre make-up.
What colour are you nipples?
Or I play Dr. Tsurukou and tell dirty jokes.
Mhm....
Actually
Do I even have to go?

Page 14

Right!! It's so easy.
(An unexpected loophole!)
If I don't go, it'll be a date between Sylvia and Komatsu....
That's great.
Two birds with one stone?
Good! Problem solved!!
Work hard, Komatsu...
Japanners zijn leugenaars. (Japanese are liars)
No! I'll ruin her general image of Japanese when I take some selfish actions!!

Page 15

And that might lead to international tension between Japan and Holland....!!
If Holland starts to be anti-Japanese it'll be my fault!?
They won't be.
Akihabara
In the end I came..
No other choice now...
I somehow have to avoid eye-contact with Sylvia...
Aoshima---

Page 16

Aoshima---
thanks for the wait.
B- Br-
Breasts!!
B- Br...
I know it's no good...
but I can't look away!! My eyes are being sucked in!!!
N- No!
Don't look!!
What you doing?
Hey, Aoshima!!
That voice... Komatsu!!

Page 17

Aoshi
!!?
MAAAA!!
Wh- What's that?
?
Mh?
Holy tits!!!
I'm really glad I put in so much effort and came with...

Page 18

KOMATSU!!
Around that time, Fuji Q
was intensely reading Magazine Issue 44.
(Don't look away while driving, never!! What will become of the date!? To be continued!!)