Personal Paradise 3

Personal Paradise 3

[slang] – means the sentence/bubble/... is written in slang please change to that
[typos] - means the sentence/bubble/... has built in mistakes through the author


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Box: Northside Gang Headquarters...

Nico: Grumble...

Nico: Oh man...!
Nico: It’s only half past ten...

Page 3
Nico: Stop that damn ringing!
Nico: I’m coming!

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Nico [slang]: Who’s bugging me at this hour?!

Bianca: Ooooh! Nico!!

Bianca [slang]: Why are you being so aggressive?!
Bianca [slang]: Did you have a bad dream, darling?!

Nico: Bianca... You?!

Bianca: Right...
TN: sfx – to stroke.
Bianca: Should I help you...

Bianca: ... relax?!
TN: sfx – kiss.

Page 5
Nico: No! I mean...
maybe later...

Nico: Come in!
Nico: What do you want so early?

Bianca: I did some spying in Westside yesterday...
Nico [slang]: Yeah? And do you have something to report?

Bianca: I heard some rumors...
Bianca: ... about you!

Nico: What sort of rumors?

Bianca [slang]: They’re about...
Bianca [slang] ... the other day in the school yard.

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Bianca: Rumor has it that you're getting weak, 'cause you....
Bianca [slang]: ... let that defiant guy get away.

Nico [slang]: What the hell?! What was my role in that, huh?!

Nico [slang]: So I should wack him just 'cause he annoyed you a little?

Bianca: “Annoyed me a little”?! He beat Markus and drank his blood!
Bianca: And what’s more, he made fun of me!

Bianca: Have you seen Markus?
Bianca: Since the fight he behaves like he's been changed. He barely speak and is totally rebelling.




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Nico: Yeah, yeah!
Nico [slang]: Now chill out, okay?!

Nico: I have more important things to do than take revenge for such a thing.
Nico [slang]: I don’t give a shit what Westside thinks of me!

Bianca: Well, well... in that case...

Bianca: ... you won't be interested in this...
Bianca: The vampire-boy is not in a gang yet...

Bianca [slang]: ... which is why Westside wants to get him to join them.

Nico: What?!

Page 8
Nico: That’s not good...!
Nico: Julian would never join a gang by his own free will.
Nico: But if he refuses, they’ll kill him...

Nico: And what if the Westside gang finds out about his secret...?!
Nico: It’d be a total disaster!

Bianca: Nicolas?

Bianca: Well?! You're interested right, um?

Bianca: But you know what?!
Bianca: It’s not so bad.
Bianca: I already have a solution...

Page 9
Bianca: A duel between you and the vampire... A fight to the death!

Bianca: Like that you can fix your reputation...

Bianca [slang]: ... and get rid of that ghetto-guy at the same time!
Bianca: I just can’t stand poor people.

Nico: But...

Bianca: What do you mean "but?! So you really are becoming a sissy?!

Nico: No way!!
Bianca: Then do it! I don't like weak men!

Page 10
Nico: Okay... I get the message...!
Nico [slang]: See ya, Bianca!

Nico: Damn!!

Nico: How could I...

Nico: ... to kill a friend from former times?!

Page 11
Daniela: Mario! Mario!
Daniela: Do you think Nico’s home?!
Mario: How should I know? But I hope he is.

Daniela [slang]: That bastard should watch his back!

Mario: Why’s that?!

Daniela: You know why!
Daniela: Soon I’ll be taking over Nico’s gang!

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Mario: Oh well... I forgot you wanted to be gang-leader.
Mario: Don’t you think the job’s too stressful?!

Daniela: Bah! Maybe for you, you bookworm!

Daniela: I wanna become queen of the city!
Mario: Daniela... Eh...
Daniela: I’ll challenge Nico to a duel and...

Daniela [slang]: ... then I'm gonna lambast him!!

Nico: Huh...
nico: ... interesting...!

Page 13
Daniela: Nico, my beloved brother!!

Daniela: I’m glad to see you!!
nico: Hey...!!

Nico: Fuck!! That hurt, you lunatic!

Nico: Ugh! Looks like it’s an “open day”!

4 Koma
Title: Mice Nest

This happened at the book exposition in Leipzig 2007, when Jonas wanted to pour me some coffee...

Yes, yes! Editors are real gentlemen! ;D

Page 14
Mario: Why’s that?
Mario: I only see Nicky, but she’s always here.

Mario: Oh! I know...
Mario: Bianca was here!
Nico: What makes you think that?!

Mario: My suspicions are substantiated by the evidence here in this room.
Mario: First, it reeks of cheap perfume.

Mario: Second...

Mario: ... you have taken extensive measures to relax.

Mario: And third, Nicky’s sitting at the kitchen table `cause the couch “smells” of Bianca.
Nicky [slang]: Spot-on man!

Nico: ...
Nico: There’s something I’ve always wanted to tell you, Mario...

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Nico: You remind me of Mickey Mouse. He’s also an intelligent creature that knows everything better and sooner.
Daniela: Bang! Bang!
Nico: And I could never stand Micky Mouse!

Mario: So you still read comics on the toilet, eh?
Nico: RRRAAH!!
Nico: That's got shit all to do with you! What do you want anyway?!

Mario: Oh, I just wanted a little chat and to see how my gang-leader brother is getting on.

Nico: Wow!
Nico: Have you found your social vain or what?

Nico: It’s a little late if you ask me! I’m in this shit because of you...!!

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Mario: ...

Mario: Because of me?!
Mario: You don't say...

Nico: Don’t act all innocent! The gang was your task!


Mario: `Cause I’m the firstborn?
Mario: I wasn’t interested...

Nico: Not interested?!
Nico: And you think I am?! Well?!

Nico: All they do is vegetate... they have no perspective!
Nico: They take drugs like they would Smarties...
Nico: ... and slaughter each other!

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Nico [slang]: I just can’t seem to get everything under control! Do you have any idea how many people I’ve shot?!
Nico: I've already been shot in the stomach!!

Nico: You have to help me, Mario!
Nico [slang]: I just can’t handle it any more...!

Mario: If that’s the case, there’s only one thing you can do...

Mario: Just quit! Get away from here!
Mario: Live life how you want to, like I do!

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Nico: That has to be a joke!

Daniela: Right! You're really mean, Mario!

Daniela: Nico’s a cool gang-leader!


Daniela: He'll never abandon his guys!

Mario: ...

Mario: BWUAHAHAHA!!

Daniela: Hey! Don't laugh!!

Daniela: What’s so funny, huh?!

Mario: You've got a wrong picture of Nicolas, dear Daniela.

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Mario: Nico’s like a scared rabbit in the street...
Mario: ... too afraid to run away from its own death!

Nico [slang]: You're crazy!!

Nico [slang]: I don't have to listen to a crummy like you!
Nico [slang]: Get out before I do something I’ll regret!

Mario: As you wish.
Mario: Eventually you will understand my position.

Mario: Let's go, Daniela...
Mario: ... we’re leaving!

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Nicky: Hmm... I don't know, but...
nicky [slang]: ...somehow your brother is a wacko.

Nico: You think so?
Nico: I've always said that.

Nicky: Am I right in thinking you’ll be ignoring his advice?!

Nico: Bah! I’d listen to Bianca first...

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Daniela: Why’s Nico so angry?
Mario: Only the devil knows...

Mario: It’s down to that floozy, Bianca.
Mario: She is turning his head!
Daniela: What’s a “floozy”?

Mario: A floozy?!
Mario: It’s a woman who...

Bianca: Hey!!

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Bianca: Hehe!

Bianca: Such a thing...
Bianca: Mario...

Bianca: So?! Don’t you wanna explain to her what a floozy is?!

Mario: Gladly...

Mario [slang]: A floozy is a cheap chunk who...
Mario [slang] ... sleeps with everyone to get what she wants!

Page 23
Mario: Keep your hands off my brother, understand?

Bianca [slang]: Oh big one...
Bianca: You don't have the slightest idea!

Bianca: Nico needs me. It’s... true love...

Bianca: Go get yourself a real job before you start interfering!

Bianca: Take care, loser!




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Daniela: I don't like that stupid auntie!
Daniela: She has a massive butt...!

Guy1: Aha!
Guy1 [slang]: So that's him...
Guy1 [slang]: Odd lookin' mug...

Guy1 [slang]: Well, what the hell...

Guy1: ... I want him!
Guy1: Now!