Usotsuki Paradox: You can never be mine 2

Liar Paradox --- Chapter 2
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*Handwritten text
< Thought or narration

[Page 1]
< I can’t stand it anymore.

Liar Paradox
You can never be mine.

< I

< hate horror movies so much
< that I could die.
Youkadou: Kyahhhh!

#2 Convenience, Inconvenience, Priority.

Kizuki Akira + Satou Nanki

[Page 2]
Seiyuu: Are you all right?

Seiyuu: You get scared too easily, Youkadou-san...
*Fufufu... That’s so cute...
Youkadou: I told you I can’t handle that stuff...
*Urgh... My bowels...

Youkadou: Since I tried my best to watch it with you,
You’ll go out with me next time, right?
It’s a promise.

[Page 3]
Youkadou: You said you’re free this weekend,

Youkadou: So I tried so hard to get these tickets...
Seiyuu: I’m so sorry!
I forgot about that,
And I made other plans after that.

Youkadou: It’s all right.
*Haha
It’s not like you promised me or anything.
Not to mention, I’m not even your boyfriend.
*I’ll ask some guy friends to go with me or something.

Seiyuu: I’m sorry.
That day,
I’m going shopping
With a female colleague—
Maruetsu-san.

Youkadou: Heh.

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Maruetsu: huh?
Plan for the weekend?
Mine, you mean?

Maruetsu: Why?
*Distrusting
*Urgh
Youkadou: Well...

Youkadou: I don’t
Mean anything deep by that...
Just kind of curious.
So,

Youkadou: What are you doing
This weekend,
Maruetsu-san?

[Page 5]
Maruetsu: I don’t have
Any
Plans...

Youkadou: Heh.

She’s probably going
To meet Nagoya boy.
*In any case

Why does she have to tell me such a silly lie?

[Page 6]
< I asked her to let me be a substitute for her boyfriend while I’m already aware of the situation.
< She can just openly talk to me about her boyfriend.
Youkadou: No.

< She lied because she feels guilty with her boyfriend about me.
< So I can have my hopes up
Youkadou: probably...
Maruetsu: kun

Youkadou-kun!

I said
I don’t have
Any plans.
So?

Youkadou: Ah.
*Crap...

[Page 7]
Youkadou: “Spetsnaz Knife” tour ‘09
Arena seats.

Would you
Be
Interested?

I guess not.
Sorry for being so random.
Maruetsu: I’m interested.

Maruetsu: My friend...
Found someone she likes,
So she often listens to this band recently.

< Her friend...
Youkadou: Does she mean Seiyuu-san?

Maruetsu: So

Maruetsu: I don’t mind going with you—
Youkadou: Ah,
Excuse me. I have a call.

[Page 8]
Youkadou: Hello?
Ah,
I’m still at the company.

Youkadou: Eh?

Youkadou: Really?!

Youkadou: Where are you right now?
Yes.
Yes.
It’s fine.

Youkadou: I’m sorry, Maruetsu-san.
I’m leaving now.
Maruetsu: Eh?!

W—
Wait, Youkadou-kun.
These—
Youkadou: Ah,
Don’t worry.

Youkadou: You can have them.
If you’d like, please go to see it.

Youkadou: Bye.
Maruetsu: Wai—

[Page 9]
Youkadou: I’m sorry!

“Right now,”
“I’m at the video store near your apartment, Youkadou-san.”

“They don’t have the movie you recommended to me the other day”
“at the store near my house”
Youkadou: She came all the way here
Just for that?

[Page 10]
?: Welcome.

“I’m wearing indoor clothes, so please DON’T come!”

[Page 11]
Youkadou: Don’t make a noise.

Youkadou: Just kidding.
Did you just get out of bath?
You smell ni—
Ce

Seiyuu: P—
p—
p—
please stop.
I—
I’m going
To call someone!

[Page 12]
< She thinks I’m a pervert!
Seiyuu: P—
Please don’t make fun of me
Just because I’m a woman.
I’m not
Scared of you at all!
*Teary eyes

Seiyuu: This weekend,
I’m going with Maruetsu-san.

Youkadou: Be quiet and come with me.

Seiyuu: W—
What—

[Page 13]
*AV corner

Seiyuu: Kyah!
Youkadou: Ah!
Shhh! Shhh!

*Hahaha
Youkadou: You fell for it, huh?

Youkadou: Ahaha

Seiyuu: Ah

[Page 14]
Seiyuu: Eh?!

Seiyuu: Y—
Youkadou-san?
Youkadou: Seiyuu-san

Youkadou: Please choose one that you like.
Seiyuu: Eh?

Youkadou: Among these.
Seiyuu: Y—
You—
You mean...
These adult videos?
*This is the AV corner, you know?
Youkadou: Of course.

Youkadou: You owe me one for that horror movie we watched the other day.
*Come on
Pick one.
Seiyuu: Eh?
Ehhh?!
I can’t!
I can’t do that!
I’ve never seen these!

[Page 15]
Youkadou: You can at least tell the genre, right?
How about something exhibitionism-centric?
Seiyuu: Wh—

Youkadou: Ah,
I’m
Pretty fond of this one.

Youkadou: The actress looks like you, Seiyuu-san.
Seiyuu: Eh!

Seiyuu: She doesn’t look like me at all.
Youkadou: Haha
I thought you’d say so
But she looks exactly like you.

[Page 16]
Seiyuu: Eh?
Youkadou: Her boobs are, I mean.

Seiyuu: Ah!

Seiyuu: Mnn!
Youkadou: Shhh!

Youkadou: Don’t be so loud.
Or do you want to show your body to other people?

Seiyuu: A—
Are there security cameras...?
Youkadou: Ah, luckily,
This is a blind spot.

[Page 17]
Seiyuu: Ah!

Seiyuu: Youkadou-san
Why?

Youkadou: This is my payback.
Seiyuu: Eh?

Youkadou: I heard
She doesn’t have any plans for this weekend
Maruetsu-san, I mean.

Seiyuu: Ah
*Oh
?: Over here, over here.

[Page 18]
?: They have a complete corner over here.

?: Thank you very much.

Youkadou: Ah.

Seiyuu: Youkadou-san you idiot!
Meanie!
*hahaha
Youkadou: I was just joking around.

Seiyuu: Um...
I...

This weekend...
Youkadou: It’s all right.

[Page 19]
Youkadou: You can just meet me
During the times you don’t see him, like this.
Please
Don’t make up such silly lies anyore.

< That’s right.

Youkadou: By the way, what did we rent in the end?
Hmm?
“Perverted office lady breeding training ~ From the front and from the back ~”
Seiyuu: Eh?!
Youkadou: You’re a hard core lady.
Seiyuu: That’s no—
That’s not it! I picked it without looking!

[Page 20]
< Anyway, for now,
< I just need to spend some fun time with her like this.
Youkadou: I have some videos with girls who look like you at my place, too.
*Do you want to watch them?
Seiyuu: I don’t!
Youkadou: But they’re cute.

< “Don’t go to Nagoya.”

Youkadou: Am I a kid or what?

< Being able
< to swallow back those stupid words
< is what it means to be an adult.

< Isn’t that right?

To be continued