Seitokai Yakuin-domo 2

Student Council Members --- Chapter 2
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*Handwritten text
< Thought or narration

[Page 1]
Title: Ousai Student Council

< This is Ousai Academy. Due to the declining birth rates, it has turned from an all girls’ school
< to a co-ed school.

< I’m Tsuda Takatoshi, a first year who was forced to join the student council as the vice president
< after I got into this school.

Shino: Now that we’ve turned co-ed, we’ll have to share all kinds of things with the male students.
Maria: For example?

Shino: Like the water in the swimming pool.
Maria: This summer will be an exciting one.
Tsuda: I want to resign.

[Page 2]
Title: Fixation

< Ousai Academy, student council president
< Amakusa Shino (third year)

< She’s a very helpful person who’s attentively helping me,
< someone who can’t tell left from right yet.

Tsuda: Excuse me, president. This printout—

Shino: You’re my right hand, so stand on my right side!
SFX: whack
< But she’s a weirdo.

Title: Mystery

Shino: Recently, bullying is becoming a social problem!

Shino: Thus, we need to urgently carry out a survey at our school, too.

Maria: Bullying is not good?
Shino: Of course it’s not.
*Ousai Academy, student council secretary
*Shichijou Maria (third year)

Maria: But my father is bullied by my mother every night, and he enjoys it.
Shino: They’re totally intimate, then.
Tsuda: She’s a natural airhead...

[Page 3]
Title: Internal clock

SFX: Yawn

Tsuda: It’s so easy to get sleepy in the afternoon.
Maria: It’s right after lunch time after all.

Maria: By the way, Suzu-chan really has to take a nap, or her body won’t be able to hold it.
SFX: zzz
Tsuda: She IS a kid after all.

Title: Hands on Hips

< Hagimura Suzu (second year), an upperclassman who’s a little bit short, works as the treasurer for Ousai Academy’s student council.
< She looks kind of arrogant.

Suzu: Since I look like this, I’m making an effort so that people won’t look down on me.
*I see.

Suzu: But this pose has a big problem.

Suzu: It reminds me of how I’m always the lead when we do the Algorithm March.
T/N: Please watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84wDrNg7foQ if you don’t know what that is
Suzu: What should I do with this dilemma?
Tsuda: That’s really not worth worrying about.

[Page 4]
Title: Charming Entrance

Shino: In order to build a good school, it is very important to hear the students out.
Thus, I’m thinking about setting up a suggestion box.

Suzu: We’ve already done that before,
But we didn’t get that many letters.
Shino: Yeah.

Shino: That’s why I tried putting a little twist on it so that people will want to put their letters in.

Tsuda : Doesn’t look very reliable to me.
(on box) Suggestion box
By Student council
T/N: The word for suggestion box is “meyasubako,” and “me” means “eye.”

Title: Messages

Maria: We have lots of letters this time.
*collecting time

SFX: rustle

(on paper) If you lay a hand on the president, I’m going to pierce your hole.

Maria: These are from people in Shino-chan’s fan club (mostly girls).
*This is addressed to you, too.
Tsuda: Scary.

[Page 5]
Full name: Tsuda Takatoshi
School year: Private Ousai Academy, Senior High School, First Year
Position: Student Council Vice President
Character: Straight man*
T/N: In a comedy duo where one person acts as the funny man who says silly lines and the other acts as the straight man who retorts.

Title: The president will show you

Tsuda: I’m so sorry for being late!
SFX: Rattle

Shino: you’re late! Didn’t I tell you we have an important meeting today?!
Tsuda: Well... I got lost.

Shino: I see. You’ve only been at our school for a few days.
All right.

Shino: I’m going to show you around the school today!
Tsuda: What about the important meeting?

[Page 6]
Title: Showing around

Shino: This is the infirmary.

Shino: This is the female changing room.

Shino: This is a classroom without people that’s rarely used.

Shino: I’m giving priority to all the places where guys would get excited when they hear about...
Are you not satisfied?
Tsuda: No, I’m not.
*P.E. storeroom

Title: 3-B

Maria: This is Shino-chan’s and my classroom.
Tsuda: I see.

Maria: If you have any troubles, don’t hesitate to come and see us, OK?
Tsuda: Yes, thank you.

Maria: But when I look at it this way, the declining birth rates aren’t too bad.
Tsuda: What do you mean?

Maria: It’d be bad if we have all the way until P class.
Shino: The class’s image color will be pink!

[Page 7]
Title: Detailed usage

Shino: This is the girls’ restroom.
Guys use the one in the staff room.

Moreover, in addition to doing your business, you can also purchase napkins here.
*You don’t have to tell me that much...

Maria: Hold on, Shino-chan!

Maria: I use tam**n!
Shino: Sorry, I forgot and used myself as the standard.
Tsuda: Is it like this between you girls every day?
Suzu: I’m used to it.
*Suzu is around here.

Title: Plus or minus

?: Ah, thank you for your hard work, president.
*Sure.

Tsuda: Everyone says “Hi” to you. As expected from our president.

Shino: Well, if you’re not well-liked, you can’t stand on top of other people.
You should work hard to be respected as the vice president, too.
Tsuda: Nah, I’m not good at that kind of thing.

Shino: you prefer to be despised?
*So you’re a masochist.
Tsuda: your ideas are too extreme.

[Page 8]
Title: High places

Suzu: This is the rooftop.

Suzu: I love high places.
Tsuda: I see.

Suzu: Because I can look down on people.

Suzu: You should just laugh.
Tsuda: Well...

Title: Shake shake

Tsuda: Oh, aren’t you coming over here, president?
Shino: Nah, I’m fine here.

Tsuda: Don’t tell me, you don’t like high places?
Shino: Wh—
O-of course that’s not true!

Tsuda: But your legs are shaking like crazy.
Shino: T—
This is—

Shino: I’m having so much fun that my knees are laughing!
Tsuda: That’s not very convincing.

To be continued