Seitokai Yakuin-domo 3

Student Council Members --- Chapter 3
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*Handwritten text
< Thought or narration

[Page 1]
Full name: Shichijou Aria
School year: Private Ousai Academy, Senior High School, Third Year
Position: Student Council Secretary
Character: Likes to tells sudden, perverted jokes
(small text at the bottom) Her name was printed as Maria in the previous chapters, but her correct name is Aria. My apologies to those who already remember her name. From now on, she will be Shichijou Aria.

Title: Countless gazes

Shino: Today, we are going to have a speech in front of the whole school.’

Shino: You’re going to stand on the stage with us, too, Tsuda-kun.
Tsuda: Eh!
*As you’re the vice president.

Tsuda: I get nervous when I’m in front of a lot of people.
Shino: Huh? That’s pathetic.

Shino: When a lot of people look at me, I get extremely excited!
Tsuda: That’s not good, either.

[Page 2]
Title: Superwoman

Tsuda: In the end, what is the vice president supposed to do?
*Hmm...

Aria: Let’s see. Since you’re the president’s assistant,
Why don’t you help Shino-chan out when she has a hard time?

Aria: But she’s good at studying, and she’s athletic.
She has perfect manners, etiquette,
And she’s good at housework, too...

Aria: There’s nothing in particular for you to do.
Tsuda: Eh???

Title: Special method

Shino: I picked up a wallet on my way here.

Shino: I don’t really want to do this, but I’ll look to see if there’s anything that can help me find out who the owner is.
*Is it OK to do that?

Shino: Hmm... There’s nothing in here.
But this belongs to a girl.
Tsuda: How can you tell?

Shino: There’s no condom inside.
Tsuda: Then that’ll make me a girl, too.

[Page 3]
Title: Almost crossing the last line

SFX: nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble

Shino: Do you have a habit of biting your nails, Tsuda?
*It’s annoying.
*Ah

Aria: Habits are hard to break, so you should be careful.

Aria: I almost developed a habit of teasing my butt, but somehow, I managed to hold it down.
Tsuda: Am I supposed to compliment you?

Title: Preparation

Tsuda: What are you doing, Hagimura-senpai?
Suzu: Can’t you tell by just looking? I’m stretching.

Tsuda: I know that, but why here?
Suzu: Well.

Suzu: I don’t want to get a cramp in my legs.
Tsuda: Good job.
SFX: Reaching

[Page 4]
Title: I’ve come

Shino: Well, then, let’s start the meeting—
(sign) Student council office

Shino: Hold on. Hagimura isn’t here.
Tsuda: Seems like she’s not here yet.

SFX: Slam

Suzu: Even when my body is like this, I’ll still come!
< In other word, she’s in her second day in her period
Tsuda: I feel like we’re being yelled at unreasonably...

Title: Stoic Academy

Tsuda: Love inside the school is forbidden; dying hair is forbidden; wasting money on junk food is forbidden; running in the hallways is forbidden; coming to school in jersey is forbidden...
*Student handbook
The rules here are really strict...

Shino: Of course. School is a place where you put your best efforts into the pursuit of knowledge.
We absolutely will not allow our students to deviate from that purpose.

Suzu: However, if you just decide that everything is forbidden like that,
There’s a possibility that it will discourage the students from being assertive.
Shino: Hmm, I see.

Shino: Then, love is still forbidden, but we’ll lift the ban on masturbating.
Tsuda: That’s a big relief.
*Though there’s no such ban in the school rules.

[Page 5]
Full name: Hagimura Suzu
School year: Private Ousai Academy, Senior High School, Second Year
Position: Student Council Treasurer
Character: Hyper CHILD prodigy

Title: Light-hearted joke

Guy: I heard you joined the student council?
*That’s amazing
Tsuda: Yeah. I was half forced to join.

Guy: But they’re all pretty girls.
*Though there’s a kid in there.
Tsuda: I wish someone else would switch with me, actually.

Guy: Eh?!
Tsuda: Wanna switch, then?
Guy: Eh?
No...

Tsuda: What the heck! If you’re not up for it, don’t say you’ll do it!
You brute!
Guy: I—
I’m sorry.

[Page 6]
Title: Solidly tight

< The student council president, Amakusa Shino
< often gets asked for advice from students with worries in their mind.

Tsuda: That’s our president. You’re very popular.

Shino: Well, this is a natural duty for me as the president.
I have a tight mouth, too.

And by the way, my mouth down there is tight, too!
*In terms of guarding.
Tsuda: She always says one word too many.

Title: Disgrace

Suzu: Hold on, Tsuda! This report has three spelling mistakes!
Tsuda: Eh?
Really?

Suzu: Are you slacking off?!
Sit down there!

Suzu: Kneel down there!

[Page 7]
Title: Reference DVD

Shino: A collecting data offer from the newspaper club?
Suzu: Yes.

Shino: If we take that offer, we’ll have to be interviewed or something, huh?
I’ll need to practice.
SFX: Hmm

Aria: Why don’t you give her some pointers for the interview, Tsuda-kun?
Tsuda: Huh?
Why me?
*You know a lot about them, right?

Aria: They often have interview scenes in AV, right?
Shino: I’ll be counting on you.
Tsuda: Eh? Wai—
Why are you so convinced that I’m like that?

Title: Day of data collection

Hatake: I’m Hatake from the newspaper club. Thank you for today.
Shino: S-sure.
P-please come over here.

Hatake: Please don’t be too nervous. You can make yourself at home.
Shino: Hmm?
R-really?

Shino: Well, today is my heavy day, you see.
*It hurts no matter when I stand or sit.
Hatake: It can’t be helped, then.
Tsuda: Get used to it.
Get used to it, me!
*We’ll begin the interview, then.

[Page 8]
Title: Main scene

Hatake: Well, then, we will take the photos next.

Aria: Eh? I’m embarrassed.
Should I pose?
Suzu: You’re totally into it.

Hatake: No, we’re using this for an introduction article,
So please all stand normally, with the student council office as the background.
Shino: I see.

Shino: It’s like a screen capture in a gal game, right?
Tsuda: this is the first time I’ve heard of that.

Title: Super gender-free

Hatake: Then, at the end, we would like to hear some words from the vice president—Tsuda-kun, as the male representative,
About what you wish to do in the near future.

Tsuda: Let’s see.
I would like to build up an equal relationship between males and females.

Shino: In short, you plan to break down the walls in the changing rooms and the shower rooms, huh?
Aria: You’re so perverted.
Suzu: You’re a lump of sexual desire.

Hatake: The vice president is a pervert... Got it.
Tsuda: Eh? You’re agreeing with them, too?

To be continued