Today's Asuka show. 3

Man, if only Medaka box were this easy to translate...


page 00

title) Asuka-chan's exciting popsicle
-there was a double entendre here that didn't translate well... look at the picture and I'm sure u can guess what they were trying 2 say-
left of panel) A beautiful girl's diary is filled with: Sorry I stared a hole through you.

page 1

right of panel) What is holding up Asuka-chan after school?
sign) Popsicles.

pae 2

b1) Would you like one?

page 3

b1) Ah...
b2) Okay.
b3) I'll take one.
b4) Thanks,
b5) That'll be $1.25
b6) Yeah.
b7) Sorry...
b8) I take that back.
b9) hm?
b0) why?

page 4

b1) I...
b2) forgot my wallet.
b3) I'm sorry.
b4) I want to buy her one...
b5) but that'll make me look suspicious wouldn't it?
b6) Okay then,
sign) If you can eat a popsicle within 3 minutes, it's free!! // free, free!
b7) Would you like to try and see if you can beat this?
b8) It's...
b9) Free?
b0) Yes, but in exchange, you can't bite it.
b1) hmm...

page 5

panel sfx.) lick -the entire page-

page 7

b1) No thanks, I'll pass.
b2) HUUH!?? // You're not going to do it?
b3) Because...
b4) I think you're trying to get me to do something sexual.
b5) Why do think that?
b6) That wasn't my intention at all!
b7) Really?

page 8

b1) ughh... I'm sorry.
b2) There's a very high possibility of it becoming that.
b3) You caught on to that really quick.
b4) Yeah,
b5) It happens.
b6) To tell the truth, I expected you to realize half way through that it was sexual and you'd try to finish even faster...
b7) Although I knew what you were trying to make me do, if it made you happy, I thought about doing it.
b8) But my good judgment got the better of me.
b9) Besides with popsicles,

page 9

b1) I like it when,
b2) I can take a big bit out of it.
-another one lost in translation-
right of panel) Asuka-chan can make any man melt easier than a popsicle.
b3) Here, I'll give you one free, no strings...
b4) huh?