Faster than a Kiss
-> RTS Page for Faster than a Kiss 2
**It's actually chapter 2, even though the title says 1, since it started at 0.
We had been searching for a long time, // having lost our place in the world and as we floated around, // we were looking for a place where our feet could land…
Bully: Ow, get out my way, fatty!!
Fumino: You’re the one that should move / [and] / don’t call a girl “fatty”! / [It’s makes me mad!]
I am Kaji Fumino in class 2-c at Kumaneko High School
I’m 16 years old and labeled as violent, but I keep things just around here
Bully: Out of my way glasses!
K: Kaji-san, did you hear that!? He called me “glasses!” / please scold him!!
F: You are “glasses” though!!
And this guy wearing glasses is the homeroom teacher of class C, Ojiro Kazuma / he is a dull English teacher and is 24 years old.
Bully: [I can go right!?]
F: [Just go!! What are you doing, crying to a student!?]
K: [Sorry, Kaji-san, you’re just so cool]
We are total opposites but / we share a “secret”
K: I’m home
F: Welcome home, honey // would you like to eat dinner first? Or take a bath…? Or…
Teppei: Or do you want Teppei?
<Brother: Teppei, 4 years old>
The fact that we are married…
K: [Ooohh I want Teppei-kun!]
F: [Hey! Why are the skirts getting shorter and shorter!?
<Ojiro House Rules: Dinner is not served unless Fumino greets Kazuma in a young wife costume>
<playback to a month ago>
One year after our parents died in an accident, / my brother and I have been staying with different relatives, and we grew tired of it and decided to run away. // The only person to come look for us was my sensei.
K: Come to my room!
F: Don’t give me some half-assed pity! Then will you marry me and support me!?
K: Yeah, I will!
It was completely decided upon an argument, but I started this married life for financial reasons so that I can support Teppei
K: Teppei-kun, did you set the table?
T: I brought the chopsticks out too!
K: Ohh without me saying it! / Very good! Come here!
[The wife cannot cook so she waits at the table]
K: Here’s a treat! / [today is strawberry flavor]
Sensei’s generous love // melted away my ice cold heart as well as Teppei’s, when we were beginning hesitant to trust adults
F: Oh, this English-Japanese dictionary, // I borrowed this from sensei / [mine should be at school]
<getting ready for tomorrow>
F: Sensei / thanks for the dictionary…
K: Hm? / What’s the matter? // [sorry, I had my headphones on]
F: [can I see?]
F: You’re up late working every night. / I thought teaching was an easy job but I guess not.
F: Good job! / I’ll try my best with my studies too! [even though I’m dumb] // [here you go]
F: [ooookay] / I’ll go make some tea / just wait here…
K: No no // *grab* // That smile was enough. // Good night.
It has been one month / since our “married life” began…
He have not done anything a married couple usually does. // We haven’t even kissed!!
Ryu: Good morning! // How are you guys? High school wife and promiscuous teacher! / So? Did you guys hustle last night too?
<This is Ryu, our next door neighbor and Ojiro’s best friend who is a nursery school teacher>
K: You are so dirty!!!
R: [let’s go Teppei!]
K: Please listen to the following passage, / it is important to learn through hearing the sounds as well.
I guess // sensei is still a “teacher.” / This marriage is just a gesture of saving a poor student that was kind of a spur of the moment.
Wow, so pretty! / Is it from your boyfriend? // It’s a “symbol of love!”
F: Wow…I’m jealous…
Bully: IS IT YOU? ARE YOU KAJI, WHOSE BEEN PREACHING JUSTICE AROUND HERE? // One of our kouhai seems to have been beaten up by you, we need to borrow you…hey ARE YOU LISTENING!!
Bully: Hey, you…
F: Shut up…I’m busy! / What? You wanna fight? Then be in the backyard after school! I’ll take care of you then!!
Bully: Oh // okay…
Teacher: hey you two! It’s time to go home! [leave now!]
Go home already!
T: Buncha* look! / It’s a hat!
F: Wow! // You’re crafty, Teppei. [I can’t make anything like that]
R: You should teach Ma-kun*
F: Ryu-sensei, you’re known Ojiro-sensei for a long time
F: What kind of woman is he interested in?
R: What? But you guys are marr…
F: ied but we haven’t done anything yet
F: I wonder if I could be more like a woman he’s interested in / he’ll do something…
R: WAAAH! Ma-kun is such an idiot!! / What’s he playing cool for! He’s holding back for sure!! [with such a cute girl! UWOOOOO!]
F: What!? / Be quiet…!
R: Poor Bun-chan!!
R: Leave it to me!! / I know everything that excites him!
F: How do you do this!?
K: [why is she yelling…]
T: Buncha, you’re so cool!
K: Fumino-san, what are you…
F: Wait, I’m not ready!
<Ryu produce: young wife seductive underwear>
R: If you approach him in some sexy outfit, he’ll definitely fall for you!!
F: Won’t you sleep in my room tonight!!!
<Her seductive invitation that she thought so hard to come up with>
T: [huh? Sleep?]
K: This is a nice change
T: Can I go under your blanket?
F: So cruel… <I feel like I lost as a woman> // <I’m wish I were a child too>
T: [so warm!]
K: I’m so happy / I had always wanted to do something like this.
F: Your parents are…
K: They’re alive but / I was a bad child so they disowned me
K: We weren’t that close of a family anyway… / so there isn’t much that can be done…
F: [he’s asleep already…] // I guess he’s tired… // [let me touch his head]
I had heard that / sensei used to be a troublemaker // and he worked really hard to become a teacher…
K: Why is the kitchen black so early in the morning?
F: We… / made miso-soup the other day in class so I thought I could… // [I’m sorry…]
K: Oh, and your fake boobs were on your blanket. // [They would be revealed anyway when you took everything off, silly]
I’m so depressed…!!
F: I’m a threat to his teaching life by having him marry me but I can’t do anything for him…! //[I’m useless!! I have no boobs!!]
Bully: HEY KAJI FUMINO!! [How dare you forget about us!]
F: Ahhh so irritating…! // And now I got involved in a stupid fight…
K: Hey Kaji-san! / You shouldn’t fight too much!
F: [he saw me!!]
Oh // I’m causing so much trouble…
K: I might not be very dependable / but if you ever need someone to talk to about your troubles…
How could I possibly say / that I want him to like me as I am now?
F: I’m fine… / sorry
K: Fumino-san / unfortunately
K: I do not believe your “I’m fine” // When you were being passed around your relatives’ house / you didn’t tell anyone and you protected your brother by yourself. // You keep everything to yourself and try to solve everything by yourself.
K: I worry… / that you’ll suddenly leave again…
K: We’re in… / school… / [excuse me!] // I’m sorry to have kept you / please return to class.
<Fumino is speechless>
K: [you okay?]
F: [can’t walk…]
Bullies: Did you see that? // I did… [that glasses guy looks like he’s used to women?] // Did you take it? // I did…heheheh
I won’t go anywhere
I don’t want to go anywhere
T: Buncha! // I made you origami! / Here’s one for Ma-kun too! // Rings! // [hehe!]
F: [wow…you made / these?]
T: Emiri-chan in my class said / a “marriage” needs a “ring”!
F: Gold origami is / very rare… // thanks Teppei
F: I’m so happy!
Sensei and this lifestyle
T: [come back soon!]
F: be careful!
So I want to change / and become a worthy woman for sensei
F: Who are you?
F: [ugh it was such a wasteful fight]
Bully: We can’t stay in control of our followers if we’re beaten up by a girl!!
Bully: That’s why // if you don’t want us to reveal the fact that you / came out of Ojiro’s house // and this picture, you should come with us
Found a place for us to stay / after wandering around for so long…
K: Oh… / what am I doing, buying this…
R: Heeeey Ma-kun! / What are you doing in front of your house?
K: You… / you gave Fumino-san some weird underwear didn’t you!
R: Wasn’t she cute? // Don’t you want to come to a gou-kon*? // [we’re low on people]
*gou-kon: a gathering of singles
K: No way
R: Come on, forget about your new wife for a bit! / Your wife is having her fun too you know?
K: huh? Fumino-san?
R: Yeah, I saw her walking in the park with two boys from her school. // They were a little tough looking…
K: Bring my stuff to my room! / If Teppei-kun isn’t in his room, contact me!
R: Roger! / [if it’s involving Teppei, I’ll make a move too!]
F: Hey! / how far are we going?
Bully: Shut up / senpai! Here she is!
Senpai: Hm / I was wondering what kind of giant woman beat you guys up // but she’s a cute one! [you guys are helpess!]
Bullies: No, she really is strong!! // We did think hard about how to get our revenge / but we’re still kids and can’t do too much
Bully: We leave her up to you senpai. / These guys are part of Higuma-gumi
F: I don’t care what you do to me / but don’t cause any trouble for Ojiro-sensei!
Senpai: [how cute] You came here to protect a guy? / Then I guess I should take care of you the “nice way”
His fingers / are disgusting…!
T: Let go of Buncha!
F: TEPPEI!? [how did you?]
Bullies: Origami? // They mildly hurt!
Senpai: You brat!
F: What are you doing to my brother!!
Senpai: Hey, you broke our deal…
F: Screw you!! / My life revolved around Teppei! // And I’ll get in trouble with sensei if I don’t do anything about you bullying my brother!!
Senpai: OH I SEE!
Senpai: It looks like I do need to hurt you after all!!
K: You wannabe-thug
K: What are you doing to my wife?
Bullies: WIFE!? [you’re not just dating!?] / what…
GYA // SORRY
R: [good job, Teppei!]
Senpai: You guys apologize!! / Apologize right now!! <knocked out with a single blow>
K: Apologize to Fumino-san, not me!
Senpai: Not, “huh?”! He is Ojiro Kazuma-san!! // You guys should know too! The legendary… // He’s the “Ma-kun from hell” that beat up 100 members of a rival biker-gang and got out of it without a scratch!!
K: I was just very healthy!
K: I guess my embarrassing past / can be of some use to protect Fumino-san // but listen up / you guys better not come near my family ever again! // And if you reveal our secret… // I’ll kill you and send you to hell!
F: [what? /huh?]
<Teppei’s eyes are covered too>
This is how // our secret was pushed back into the darkness
<contract> // <data erased>
Senpai: Listen! If you guys reveal it, WE will kill you!!
K: Sheesh / didn’t I tell you not to take the burden by yourself?1
F: You know / how you don’t do anything to me?
K: [hm? Is that what we were talking about?]
F: So / I thought since I don’t have any attractiveness or experience as a woman // and you only married me out of pity, I didn’t want to / cause trouble…
K: Ohh silly / even as a man, I want to keep you tied up!
K: But as an adult, I’m thinking about your feeling as a 16 year old. / If you ever want to have a normal love life with someone else…
F: Are you an idiot? / You make me and Teppei so happy… // you better take responsibility!!
K: Then / can I give you a “symbol” for you to wear? // It’s not very valuable... / [I had to beat Teppei’s rings]
T: [wow, real ones!]
K: Try it on?
F: And you too…
F: So pretty…
I feel satisfied and complete / having you tie me up / I am finally
Able to make my landing
F: We got this far… // so now I have set up two blankets! // Tonight he will come!!
K: I have a meeting tomorrow morning so I will sleep early. / If you’re still awake can you make sure everything is turned off? // Goodnight!
Kaji Fumino 16 years old / the married life in which they haven’t even kissed, begins again.
K: If I can have her whenever I want / it might be fun to hold off a while longer // [I am an S* after all]
R: Bun-chan Bun-chan / how about we go super girly with Lolita style next!
<Discussion over seductive underwear with Ryu continues>
F: Why do you have so many?
R: That’s a secret!