Oresama Teacher 9
Title: Hayasaka and the Challenge to a Fight
It had been a while since I last received a challenge to a fight // so I was excited to see it since I hadn’t gotten in a fight for a while.
Letter: To Hayasaka-sama, I will be waiting for you behind the school building afterschool.
Hayasaka: It doesn’t say who it’s from… / I wonder who left this for me?
Sfx: Walks in
Macho men: Hey
Hayasaka: It’s you guys!?
Title: Hayasaka and the Crafts Club
Macho man: Won’t you join our club?
Hayasaka: No thank you.
Macho man: If you join now, we’ll give you this oven mitt! / [Look, it’s a bear!] // [Come on!]
Hayasaka: I don’t want that.
Macho man: If you join our club, you will be able to become like us.
[Skinny Macho] sfx: flexing muscles
Sfx: heart beats
Text: His brief hesitation is a secret.
Bon Jour, Ichigo Love-sama // It’s been a while since we last spoke. / Sorry for the delay in my response. Hehe. // I was pretty busy with moving but I’m finally getting used to things. // I’ve been swept up in a storm of love everyday at my new school! // Just the other day, I was in a "doki doki" love battle over the school’s heartthrob!
If only… // In reality it was a battle to take down the banchou…
Be a man!!
[Heh heh… // But I won’t write that…]
Anyway, everyday is thrilling! // I will let you know when prince charming enters my life!
Letter: P.S.I may be cute, but that just makes it 100 times easier to hate me.* Snow
*Proverb that is not TLed correctly…but it’s the jist!
Mafuyu: Hm? P.S? // What does this stand for again? // [Playstation?]
Sfx: appears out of nowhere
Takaomi: It’s Post Script.
Mafuyu: [Ta-] Takaomi-kun!? [What are you doing here!?]
Takaomi: Your door was open.
Mafuyu: [So what?] It doesn’t mean you can come in!!
Takaomi: So, what is this? A diary full of fantasies? // [This is painful to read…]
Mafuyu: [How rude!!] // [Fantasies…?] It’s clearly a very girly letter to a pen pal no matter how you look at it!
Takaomi: Pen pal…?
Takaomi: There’s someone who has to read this brutal writing…? [Poor kid…]
Mafuyu: How mean!!
Mafuyu: Ichigo-san writes to me in the same style!!
Takaomi: Show me / is this it?
Mafuyu: No wait!!
Letter: I bought a new kind of tea today. It’s orange pekoe; doesn’t it make you think of an orange that’s bowing to you*? *Laugh* Pekopekori-na Pokopokopi-! The end.
*Pun on pekoe as “peko” which is a sfx that indicates someone bowing.
Takaomi: What the hell!!?
Takaomi: Where the hell is this person from…? [I really want to know.]
Mafuyu: Huh? [Uhhhm…]
Mafuyu: Japan // I think.
Takaomi: You don’t even know that for sure…!!?
Takaomi: You don’t have their address?
Takaomi: Is it an imaginary pen pal…!!? // [She’s that desperate…!?]
Mafuyu: Oh // Here he is. // Look Takaomi-kun!
Takaomi: Huh? // What’s here…
Sfx: opens window
Mafuyu: Welcome! // This is Josephine. / She is the messenger!
Sfx: bird cries
Takaomi: A pigeon!!!!
Mafuyu: I haven’t seen him for so long, / since I was so busy with moving! [kya // kya]
Takaomi: I don’t know how to say it… // but you really changed…
Mafuyu: [Really!?] You mean I got prettier!!?
Takaomi: I’m going to drown you.
Takaomi: Why are you pen pals with someone anyway?
Mafuyu: It’s a long story but…
It was a year ago. // I was taking a walk // when I saw a drowning pigeon // so I saved it.
Mafuyu: [whaa!] // Pigeon!? // Why is there a pigeon here!?
Sfx: bird cries
The pigeon had a letter…
Mafuyu: What’s this? // I can’t read it!!
Letter: Your pigeon was drowning. Be careful. OO city XX Town 3-14-80 PN Snow
Sfx: go! // flies away
So I wrote a response on it… // And then he came back a few days later with a reponse.
Mafuyu: And so / my pen pal life began. [What a nice story…]
Takaomi: You’re so analog in a digital age… // That pigeon is pretty smart to know how to get here just by looking at the address. // By the way…
Takaomi: What is this you put at the end?
Letter: P.S. I may be cute but it makes also makes me 100 times easier to hate
Mafuyu: I thought it sounded cool… [even though I don’t know what it means.]
Takaomi: You know… / It’s embarrassing to use phrases you don’t know the meaning of. [Words become words in the moment you know their meaning.] // What does this Ichigo Love or whatever say…?
*Refers to someone with big boobs
Takaomi: This is so old!!!! // Wow!! // This person is as stupid as Mafuyu!!! [Maybe even more!!?]
Mafuyu: Just leave me alone!!
Takaomi: I’m leaving now… [Bye]
Mafuyu: [You’re free to leave but…] What did you come here for?
Takaomi: Oh right. // Here.
Takaomi: I found the same one.
Mafuyu: Oh! Rabbit-chan mask!!
Mafuyu: Thank you! / I was about to use this one if you couldn’t find it.
Takaomi: I shouldn’t have given it to her… / the other one is funnier… // And another thing. // Okegawa’s punishment / was decided in today’s teacher’s meeting.
He got 4 days of suspension.
Mafuyu: I feel… // kind of guilty… // I wonder if he’s writing an essay about his misdeeds… / I hated those…and lectures were horrible too…
<Has experienced it in the past>
Sfx: bumps into someone
Mafuyu: Oh / sorry…
Okegawa: Oh… // morse-code girl…
Mafuyu: Banchou!? // What’s he doing here!?
Mafuyu: Uh… // I thought you were suspended…
Okegawa: Oh… // I wanted to eat some ice cream. // And I’m lookin’ for somethin’. [It doesn’t matter if I leave my house even if I’m suspended.]
Mafuyu: This school’s rules are too lenient!! // What’s the point of suspension!?
Okegawa: You want some?
Mafuyu: I can have some!? [How nice!!] // Ice cream… // [I haven’t had one in a while…]
Okegawa: I… // might actually be really weak…
Okegawa: I lost to such a tiny guy…
Mafuyu: If I said it was actually a girl, // I wonder what would happen to him… // He might throw himself into the Tamagawa River…
Mafuyu: Well… / fights are about luck… [but I wouldn’t know…]
Okegawa: Luck…? // Then maybe the reason why I was banchou… / was thanks to luck… [I was always weak…]
Mafuyu: He’s so negative!! [Woah!]
Mafuyu: And it’s all my fault…ughh…
Sfx; guilt poking her
Mafuyu: This is where I should… // Banchou…
Mafuyu: Let’s… / go somewhere to change our mood! // I’ll have to make him happy somehow!!!
Okegawa: Why are we at the movies…?
Mafuyu: You might feel better / if we see something exciting! [Like an action movie!!]
Okegawa: But / I’m suspended… [Taking a walk is probably the limit of my freedom…]
Mafuyu: Then… // then / I will protect you!
Okegawa: You shouldn’t just say random things!
Mafuyu: OW!! // [Ouch!! // Uuoooo]
Okegawa: What are we seeing?
Sfx: become happy
Mafuyu: Then… // Let’s see an action movie!! / Or comedy!!
Okegawa: I don’t really care…
Okegawa: This is…!!!
Okegawa: Wait there!! // The tickets / are on me!!
Mafuyu: [Huh!?] // Banchou!?
Mafuyu: Could it be…a yakuza-type movie…?
Movie: That’s what it means to be a man! // Boss!!
That… // might be counterproductive to making him feel better…
Movie: Don’t cry!!
Movie: It makes it hard for me to leave if you cry…! // Nekomata-san! Nekomata-san!
Mafuyu: Banchou…you wanted to see this…?
Okegawa: [sob… I’m going to buy this DVD…] Yeah / I love that little guy…
Mafuyu: Yeah…the little guy…
Banchou… // Everyone else is asleep…!
Mafuyu: How is he crying over this…?
Okegawa: Wasn’t it a nice story, morse-code girl!?
Mafuyu: Yea… [it was[ // [uh…] Banchou, you like cute things?
Okegawa: [Tsk!] No!!! That wasn’t cute, it was manly!!! // That movie focuses on how manly that main character is!!
Okegawa: [Tsk] As long as you understand…
<Mafuyu’s hair got messed up>
Mafuyu: Oh // look an arcade! [Wow![
Okegawa: [Oh] You wanna fight? [Let’s play a fighting game]
Sfx: game sounds
Mafuyu: Weren’t we going to fight…?
Okegawa: Wait!!! / I found Nekomata-san!! Nekomata-san!!!
Banchou… // the impression I have of you is changing drastically over the course of the day…
Mafuyu: How was he banchou for so long…?
Okegawa: GO! // AAH! // NO!!
Okegawa: [Get out of the way!]
Mafuyu: Which one do you want?
Instead of being bossed around by you…
Sfx: machine sound
Mafuyu: I’m actually pretty good at these games.
Mafuyu: Here you go!
You make me want to help you.
Sfx: heart beats a little
Okegawa: Oh… / uh…thanks…
Bully: Just a second there… // I can’t believe the all mighty banchou of Midorigaoka High // likes something like this!
Mafuyu: He’s been found out!!!
Bully: Haha! Look at this lame doll! Hahaha!
Bullies: We heard you’re suspended! // If you fight again, you’ll probably be expelled! / Even the lenient Midorigaoka probably won’t let you off the hook! [It’ll be bad for you if they find out!] // It’s decided, banchou! You’ll be a human punching bag!
These guys… // I won’t let them // do such a thing!
Sfx: punch flies
Okegawa: Hey you! / Don’t be touchin’ people’s stuff like that! // But it’s pointless talking to idiots like you… // and there’s no way I’ll be expelled…
Okegawa: Since you guys won’t be able to speak up! // RAAAAAH!! [DIE!!]
I hadn’t seen such a one-way battle in so long. // The difference in strength was like a wolf VS rabbits.
<The image is too gory so we will not show it.>
The floor was covered in a sea of blood. // I wondered if this was hell.
Staff: Hey, should we call the police? // This is pretty bad…
Sfx: opens eyes
Bullies: HEY! // WAIT!!
Okegawa: Heym what are you doing! Let go! // I can’t do something as wimpy as running away!
Okegawa: Hey are you listening to me!>
Sfx: something flies
Mafuyu: YOU FOOL!! // If you get arrested, you’ll be expelled for sure! / Then you really won’t be able to see your friends anymore! // Like me! // We became friends, / and I don’t want to say goodbye already! / That’s sad!
Okegawa: So… / sorry…
Mafuyu: It’s… / fine, if you get it… // And…
Mafuyu: You know what they say, the true winners are the ones that run!
Okegawa: This reminds me / of a movie I once saw…was it a hegira of love? // But that would mean you’re the prince… // but I guess that’s not so bad.
Banchou… you just said that monologue out loud… [I heard it all!] // Why am I the prince…?
I guess you’re a bit of a romantic…
Okegawa: Sorry about this…
Mafuyu: No… // uh… // do you always get caught up in fights?
Okegawa: I guess. // A banchou is the face of a school. // So our school is in a risky situation without a banchou… // But we’re okay for a little while because people still think I’m it. // But it’s only a matter of time until they find out the truth…
Sfx: blood freezes
Okegawa: But… / I’ll fight anyone that wants to for the time being. [It’s not like I have anything else to do.] // So
Okegawa: Hang out with me again sometime.
Wow… // He’s a real man…
Sfx: raises arm
Sfx: wings flutter
Okegawa: Oh, Torikichi // I was looking for you. // Hm? // This is… / a letter from Snow!! I have to hurry up and write a response!!
Okegawa Kyoutarou, pen name: Ichigo Love. // Writing letters and morse code are his hobbies and he is a romantic at heart.
End of chapter 9
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