Foo Fighter Fuji
Oneshot : FOO FIGHTER FUJI
A cool oneshot almost a year old now. Art's super cool, concept is silly, but it's hilarious. Somebody scanlate!
...I wonder if the Foo Fighter's "Learn to Fly" had any influence on the name & subject of this comic? Perfect theme song, though.
01
-Guess what, Misaki?
-What is it, Joe~?
-The odds of a shooting star making it to the surface of the earth before burning up
-is less than 1 billion to 1!
-Wow, you're sooo smart! Sounds like the chances of finding your soulmate!
-...kind of like us, huh~?
-Woah, that's like, mega-romantic!
-GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
box: Gizagaki Fuji / 16 years old
white: A boy with a terrible temper!! / What's eating him?
02
-How stupid
-Soulmates? Romance? Meh!
-Crap like that
-Doesn't exist!!
03
top white line: Set a course beyond Romance! Unidentified Flying Action headed your way in this 47-page One Shot!
white right: For you,
left: I'll fly anywhere! (t/n - i suggest reversing the order)
below: Miyokawa Masaru
04
-...aw, nuts! The main computer is busted
-I'll never be able to fix it...
-Guess I have no choice
-This is...
-a hospital?
-Oh, that's right!! I was hit by a shooting star?!
-But...I'm not sore anywhere
-What's going on?
05
-W-wha
-WHAT THE HELL!?
-What are these Crop Circle-looking marks!?
-Is it some kinda treatment I received?
-kachi
-UWAH!?!
-WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
06
-wh-
-whawha-
-WHAT IS THIIIIIS!?
-Is it...alive?
-poke
-Nnn...
07
-Nn..nn...
-Can't you keep it down?
-HEY!!
-WHY'D YOU OPEN THE CAPSULE!?
-huh??
-I'm sleep-deprived here!! (small: gosh!)
-Ah...s-sorry to wake you
--WAIT, NO I'M NOT!!
-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?!
-Me?
-I'm Yuwaryet Stengrula Transvolance from the planet Touulunusulu!
-Yu-samawhatsit? Huh? Could ya say it again?
-Yuwaryet Stengrula Transvolance
-Yuuwa~ ...eh? The heck's that? Your name?
08
-I WASN'T ASKING YOUR NAME!!
-Your spaceship was busted
-because of me!?
-That's right!!
-You were the one who suddenly got in my way
-and crashed into MY ship!
-My ship was smushed to smithereens! (small: You're so mean! Meanie!)
-QUIT PINNING THIS ON ME!! (small: even if I wasn't there you'd still have crashed!!)
-So I had no choice...
09
-But to make YOUR body
-into my new spaceship!
-Hah??
-My body's a spaceship?
-I have NO clue what you're talking about
-How's my body a spaceship??
-...well, technically speaking the "body" can be just about anything
-But the ability to calculate the angle of atmospheric entry,
-as well as extrapolate 3rd cosmic velocities* within varying solar systems
(t/n - 3rd cosmic velocity = the minimum velocity that has to be imparted to a body relative to a planet's surface to drive it out of the solar system)
-Requires a really powerful computer to determine warp coordinates. And your body had one!
-Uh, I don't own a computer (small: Not even a cell phone!)
10
-I'm talking about your brain!
-Eh!?
-The brain is a fantastic computer
-By converting your body into a ship, I can draw out its full power
-Hold up! I don't know nothin' about calculating atoms-spheric whosamawatsit!
-Relax, it's possible even for an idiot like you
-WHAT!?
-Both geniuses and morons have the same cerebral structure, I mean. (small: just a difference of how you use it)
-Nnnnggggh!! Enough! I'm sick of listening to you go on an on!!
-I'm ripping this shit off right now!!
sfx bub: GAN
-Uwa!! What're you doing!?
11
-Stop, stop!! I worked so hard, don't break it!
-Shut up, Tinkerbell!!
-Gizagaki--!!
-I've been itchin' to pay you back for that humiliation!
-Eh!?
-Oh, it's Romeo (from the rooftop)
-What would've you done if Misaki saw me as a flunky n' broke up with me, huh?
-I've never liked you from the start!!
-Hey, wait! Now's not the time for--
12
-SHUT YER TRAP!
-Ch!
-All you care about is bein' popular with the ladies...
-but you always were...
-A flunky from the start!!
-HALT!!
13
-W-what the!?
-I can't move!
-BFG---!
-No fighting! You'll break!
-WHA!? YOU did this, alien!?
-Undo whatever you just did!!
-Or do you want me to be beat to a bloody pulp!?
-Enjoyin' yerself there, freak!?
-Guess I have no choice...
-LIFTOFF!
14
-DOWAAAAA!!
-W-wai-What!?
-Put me down! Put me down!!
-I told you! Half of the remodeling as already complete
-So your basic starcraft functions are perfectly operational!
-PERFECT, MY ASS! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!
15
-Target located, sir
-It's the princess' signal
-owowow
16
-Ran out of fuel in 5 seconds, huh...
-Geez! You're not as useful as I thought
-I never imagined you'd be such a gas-guzzler...
-BE QUIET! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALL THE TROUBLE! (Why're you all full of yourself, anyway?!)
-MAKE ME BACK TO NORMAL THIS INSTANT!!
--WHAT THE F--THAT'S MY FOOD!!
-Silence! Ships shouldn't be talking back to their owners!
17
-More importantly, let me take a look at you. You took some damage from that crash-landing
-Oh, you have an oil leak
-THAT'S NOT OIL, IT'S BLOOD!!
-...gosh, and I had just stopped up this hole, too...
-Hey, Yuu-...whatever it was...did um, you
-Did you remodel me
-in order to save my life because of the accident?
-W-What are you talking about! Don't misunderstand!!
-I told you, I needed a new ship!!
-And who said you could abbreviate my name anyway!?
18
-Why are you even on earth in the first place?
-It doesn't concern you! Be quiet, earthling! (you primitive ape!)
-Why, you...
-I...
-I've been forced into an arranged engagement
-So she IS gonna tell me after all?
-I'm not ready to be married
-and...
-I can't stand the idea of marrying someone
-just because my parents picked him
-There's like, nothing romantic about it...
19
-I want a random accident that leads me to the person of my dreams! Like bumping into a transfer student who's busy chewing his lunchbread as he turns the corner!
-WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM AGAIN!?
-So basically you ran away
-How lame.
-WHAT!?
-All women are the same!
-I'll have you know romance doesn't exist!
-Oh?! And what makes you the expert!?
-Because there was a girl like that around
-who had the same stupid delusions like you
-She lived in my neighborhood, was older, and had never had a boyfriend
-She'd often come over my house to play
-Honestly I thought she was a complete idiot
-Even though she was older, she still believed in aliens and ghosts
-and had this stupid dream of bumping into a transfer student busy chewing his bread and falling in love from that...
20
-But then, one day
-Fuji!! Did you hear?
-She got engaged!!
-Aren't you glad you were set-up by a marriage interview?
-Marriage...
-interview?!
-Hey wait! What interview!?
-What happened to your dreamy transfer student!?
-Transfer student?
-Oh, that? Tehe!
-Please, those sorts of romantic encounters don't exist!
-In the end, it doesn't matter how you meet the one for you!
-Somehow, I felt deeply betrayed
21
-Romance was nothing but a crazy dream after all!
-It never existed in the first place!
-That's it? PATHETIC!
-You lost to some other guy over the woman you liked and you've been taking it out on yourself!
-Wha-NO! NOT AT ALL!
-I'm not taking anything out on myself!!
-Loser!!
-Yeah, okay, forget about that and MAKE ME BACK TO NORMAL!
-Who are YOU to order ME around!? (small outside bubble: You're just a ship!)
-There she is
-I've been looking for you
-Princess
22
-Let us return to your home
-Princess Yuwaryet
-Who's he? And...princess??
-Ch! He found me already...
-YOU'RE A PRINCESS!?
-That's right
-It was obvious given the circumstances. (You really ought to watch more movies)
-Obvious from what!?
-Then this guy's...
-My
-Fiancé
-How good to see you again, princess
23 YARRRRR
-EEEH!? THIS THING IS!?
-HE'S HUGE! LIKE, CAN YOU TWO EVEN HAVE KIDS!?
-Fuh...having children is the least of my concerns
-What is most important is the unification of our planets
-My government is most pleased to offer our services in governing the princess' home
-Besides, there are countless means by which I can show her my tender care despite the size difference
above panel: Equivalent of a Barbie doll
-Geh...!
24
-Aw, tender care! What a nice guy.
-ARE YOU STUPID!?
-All he wants is to rule my planet!
-Once my purpose is served, who knows what he'll do!
-Eh!?
-I've been meaning to ask you for a while now,
-but who are you, earthling?
-Me? I'm--
-MY BOYFRIEND!!
-HAAAAAH!?
25
-And we're SOOOOO in love! You don't stand a chance! So shoo!
-HOLD IT. Dragging me into this is one thing, but there's NO CHANCE I'm playing boyfriend!
-We're so close, he knows the number of moles on my body!
-LISTEN TO ME!!
-Is that right?
-So primitive civilizations are even quick to seduce another's mate...
-Seize this wild barbarian!!
-Yessir!
-Here the come, Fuji! Take them out!
-Take them out!? I ain't no Gundam!!
-Then use your Rocket Punch!
-Eh!? You gave me one!?
26
-N...
-Nothing...happened...
-...oh, right...I didn't get around to the weapons systems yet...
-SCREW YOU!!
-MEANWHILE I'M MAKING AN ASS OF MYSELF WITH THAT CORNY POSE!
-Oh well...
-I guess we'll have to launch aga--
27
-W-
-what are you doing!? Let me go!!
-Apologies, princess, but it's dangerous. You need to get back.
-FUJI!
-STOP IT!!
-Look, stop!!
-I get it!! I give up!!
28
-I give up...
-I'll marry you
-Ah, you finally understand my feelings!
-Hey, WAIT!
-You're really okay with that!?
-It doesn't matter anymore
-I know it's too late for simple apologies,
-But I'm sorry. This was all because of my selfishness
-I knew all along there's no such thing as a random romantic encounter
-Forgive me
29
-LIFTOFF!
30
-Is she trying
-To make sure I get away safe?
31
-What is that alien thinking?
-First she goes and remodels by body,
-then she's covering for me...
-Just like...she was...
-Head in the clouds, always doing things at her own pace
-And although she'd always talk about romance, in the end she...
-NO
32
-What's the meaning of this?!
-The moment we return, we will hold our ceremony
-It's a precaution to stop anyone from interfering with our departure...
-CRUNCH
-whoops...
-Oh well...
-I can always buy a new one...
33
-She looked happy the last day I saw her...
-But Yuu...
-In the end, it doesn't matter how you meet the one for you!
-As long as spending time with that person brings you happiness,
-And you treasure that person's company, then that's all you need
34
-That wasn't
-the same kind of face!
35
-Shit...I'm starving...
-Kachin
-Reality is nothing like we hope for
-But
sfx bub - BASA (sound of something falling flat)
-Does that mean we should just accept it?
-Romantic encounters are nothing but a pipe dream?
no panel?: I'm going to show her...that they DO exist!
-Hey, I just bought this a while ago...
-Yuu, what're you doing shoving this thing in here...
-Because right now,
-I'M the only person on the face of the earth who can!
36
-As long as that person means more to you than the entire world,
-Then you've already found your once-in-a-lifetime chance!
37
-W-what's happening?! (small: He's got bread in his mouth!!)
-OPEN THE HATCH!
-...Fuji!?
-DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT HIM OFF!!
-We can't at this range!!
38
-LIFTOFF----!!
39
-Fuji...
-Yuu...
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? LAUNCHING ME AT POINT-BLANK RANGE? WHAT IF DIED!?
-It's not my fault! I said it unconsciously! (small: and don't go shorting my name!)
-Just who do you think you are
-Damaging my ship...
-abducting the princess...
-I'll end your life right here!!
40
-I wouldn't if I were you!
-What?!
-I've got enough speed and power to blow a hole in your spaceship's hull!
-If you eat one of my tackles directly, what do you think'll happen?
-Kuh...
-Go haul your otaku ass back to your home planet and strip barbie dolls for all I care!
(t/n - he says jenny dolls, which are the japanese barbies. look it up!)
-Why, YOU--!!
-Well!? I don't have all day!
-STOPSTOPSTOP!! MORON!!
-Eh!?
-You're...
-You're all out a fuel!!
41
-...ah
-...tehehe?
-GUH...
-FUJI!!
-That was quite a show, boy
-Damnit!
-It's our last resort
-I didn't want to have to use it, but...
42
-It's our only chance to escape from here
-Take this! It's a pill that'll allow you to travel faster than the 2nd cosmic velocity!!
-Again with that cosmic thingamajigy?
-In layman's terms, it'll give you way more energy than any ordinary food
-Oh, great! Give it here!
-HOWEVER
-This isn't the time for "however"! (small: besides, I doubt I'd understand what you had to say, anyway)
-AH!!
-Stop talking amongst yourselves!
-U--uwao....
-Aah...
-UWOOOOOOOA
43
-IT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS!!!
-I was about to say "you'll transform, which is intensely painful"
-Tell me...sooner...
-Are you crying?
-W-what is that!?
-What are you!?!
-Boy, being your spaceship
-never amounts to any good...
44
-GRAVITON DRIVE, MAXIMUM OUTPUT!!
45
-LIFTOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF-----------!! (into page 44)
46
-Gosh, you're a complete wreck!
-Put yourself in my shoes, would you?
-99% of it was YOUR fault!
-...yeah, okay, maybe...
-But
-You're the only person who can fix me
47
-...The only person
-in the entire universe
-Because I'm your ship, after all
-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
-Sorry, I went a little overboard~
left: Fly, Foo Fighter! With the power of love! (t/n - it's corny, i know.)
=END=
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Btw, I think it was probably named more for the unidentified flying objects seen around WW2, called Foo Fighters (from which the band was named).
Get someone to scanlate this!