Gag Manga Biyori 172

edit: done. do proofread if you can

01 - this page is an ad for the upcoming anime airing in march. and no, it's not a series, just isolated short episodes that have little to do with one another (like the comic)

02
-I can't believe little brother is possessed!
-HIGIII~~~!
-HIGIGI~~~!
sign says "Hideki's room"
little box)
scribbly: YAY! / Sushi rolls for dinner!
title thing: Hideki Previously
mom: He's been doing nothing but screaming away in his room...
心が病んでいるわけではない
left: Well, it sure isn't chest pain...　(t/n - unsure. lit. heart pain??)

Chapter 171 / "Papa, the Exorcist"
Title: Masuda Kousuke (this appears under the title of the manga too)

bubbles:
-What a time for my husband to be out on business in Shizuoka...
-Mom, try giving him a call
-HIGIIIII~~!
sign on house: "Exorcist Warehouse"
box w/ pic)
scribbles: HIGIIII~!
subtitle: Hideki now

left slanted: What happened to his neck!?

03
-Shizuoka
-EH!? Hideki's possessed!?

-You can't be serious!? Dear, I'm a bit busy right now...hm, well how is Hideki acting?
-Huh? His head is twisted backward? Uh-huh...Yeah, here too
-No, that's normal when you're possessed
box: Freelance Exorcist, Ekura Shirito

-How's his color? blanched?
-Ah, yes, here too
-Huh? Hideki's feeling blue? Oh, come on...this isn't time for jokes...well, I guess that was a bit funny
(t/n - puns. aojiro (=pale) hideki may be a person, i don't know, but omoshiroi (=interesting, funny) follow-up pun on the name. Interestingly, omoshiroi is lit. a white face.)
うん・・・いやそんなにｳｹﾃないよ！そんなんで腹よじれてたら人生笑いっぱなしだよ！
-Yeah?...No, not THAT funny...look, if I laughed at stupid puns like that I'd have to laugh at everything you say! (t/n - fixed. this should be correct.)

-DON'T IGNORE MEEEE
-GYAGH!! I was careless!!

-Oh no! Papa let his guard down and got bit!
-What!? Is he okay?!
-Honey, are you all right? Uh huh...uh huh...oh...
-He's bleeding!
-BLEEDING!?

-Forgive me, dear...calling you in the middle of work
-HIGIIII
-It's just, we can't expel this thing
-Poor blue little Hideki's screaming his head off and I don't know what to do...

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-Don't worry, I'll call you back
-This demon's getting angry that I'm ignoring it! It even bit me...huh?
lower right: No, my shoulder isn't bleeding! Yeah...what? My shoulder!! What do you call that anyway, a shoulderbleed?
-Huh? Bleeding nose? Well, that's a nosebleed, right? What does that have anything to do with--

-ARE YOU GOING TO EXPEL ME OR WHAT, BASTAAARD!!
-UGYAAAA!! LIKE I TOLD YOU! I GOT BIT IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN!

-Oh no!! Papa's been bit again!!
-Huh...he's sure being bit a lot...
-Dear, talk to me! What...later?!
-But...we might get bit by this blue hideki!
-Isn't there ANYTHING we can do??

-Listen honey, if I stay on the phone I'm going to be bit again
-I've been bit twice! twice!! huh? shoulder-width?

-Quit twisting my words! How could I be bit across both shoulders!?

-Ok, ok!! Go into my room and get the holy water
-Yes, it's a tiny bottle in the cupboard
-What?! I said "tiny bottle" NOT "Teeny bopper"!!...Good grief!! This demon's glaring at me!!
-Bobbin!? No, bottle, BOTTLE!!
(t/n - puns. kobin = bottle, dobin = earthenwear teapot (couldn't fit this so i made up that lame joke above), bobin is...a bobbin)

-GET OFF THE PHONE!!!
-UGYAAA!! SEE!? IT BIT ME AGAIN!!
-EVEN IT TOLD ME TO HANG UP!!

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-You were bit again? And not on your shoulder, your head?!
-Oh, thank goodness. At least it didn't get both shoulders...
-Got it. So, just splash some holy water on him. Did you get a headbleed?
sign: Papa's room / DO NOT ENTER (no matter what)

-Um...yeah...so I gotta go
-What? My desk? No, the cupboard...DON'T open the draw--oh, no
-Didn't I just say...what? you opened it. No way.
-N-no...those papers are...uh...no idea...

-HANG IT UP NOW!!
-GUFF!! I got kicked in the bellybutton!
-NO!! I've never drawn ecchi in my life!
-It was on the street!

-Huh? Pen nibs? Those...uh...I always write letters with a graphic pen, you know?
-Toner? Um, that's...you hang them up on the wall. It's trendy these days...
-Look, stop touching everything! It's my room!!
-Um...it's just there for if I ever felt like drawing a little manga...

-Like I'm telling you, papa's never drawn ecchi in his li--
-owowow!! Okay!! Someone asked me to! And I did! No, you don't know him...
-Look! I'm not ecchi! And I hate ero!!

-What!? How dare you call me hentai! I'm the leader of the family! UGWAA!!
-I'm a man, aren't I? So what if I drew a little ecchi? It's JUST ecchi! NGAH!!
-I'm not embarassed at all of my ecchi side...Ah...please don't tell our son about this...

06
-GET OFF OF ME ALREADY!!
-EEEK!!

-I can't help it! My son's been possessed too!
-And all the ecchi manga I've drawn in secret has been discovered!! Do you have any idea what I'm going thorough right now!?
top left: That's...a real pity...
lower bubble: How can I concentrate on expelling you at a time like this?!

-Boohoohoo...It's all your fault!! You rushed me and made them enter my roo-hoo-hoo-m...why?? oh, why??
-D-don't cry...I'm sorry. Actually, I didn't actually want you to dispel me so quickly...
-Sorry for everything...

-Okay! I'm going to pour this holy water on him!
-Yeah!! W-why's that bottle so long!?
-I can't believe your father, drawing that kind of manga...
-Hey, tell me more about that manga!!
sign: Hideki's room

-Don't worry, Hideki! I'm here to save you from feeling blue!
-Hey! What was it~~~hello~~??
-EEEK!! What are you planning to do!?

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-I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER!!
-No!! Not that!!

-Damn you~~!! holy water!? This crap burns!!
-Huh? Mom, it's not working!
-You're right! That stupid husband! Not only does he draw ero manga but he can't give good advice either!

-DAD DREW ERO MANGA!?
-Oh no, I said it!
-Kukuku...You can't defeat my grudge of never having made a girlfriend in my life!!
-It'll take far more than holy water to defeat me!!

-If I knew it was going to turn out like this, I would have never become an exorcist...
-Well why did you?
-At first, I was following my parent's footsteps in taking over their supermarket

-Because there was such a problem with shoplifting, I hired a lot of guards and soon there was no space for customers to enter the store
top bubble: there's so many!
no bubble: I'm not sure why, but the store went belly-up
lower bubble: Isn't that the reason why!?

-All we had left was the vast amounts of salt in inventory
-I always loved buying more salt...
-You only stocked salt!?

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-In order to put all that salt to good use, the Exorcist Ekura Shirito was born!
-You used ordinary salt as purifying salt!?
-Yes, exactly

-But I'm a failure...boohoo...I've disgraced my father...
-I should have become a mangaka after all...
-I-it's going to be okay. Wow, how flexible...

-So you! Hurry up and get out of that body!!
-Just how much salt do you think I wasted!?
-...but I died the day before my school trip from the excitement
-I can't leave until I settle this grudge...

-Actually, that salt you've been throwing doesn't do a thing
-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?!
-s-sorry

-I can't go back now!! Boohoohoo....sniff sniff
-If you purify your son, then won't you be able to reclaim your dignity?
-Stop crying! Look, I'll help you out!

-Okay then! Come with me and tell her "Papa is no ecchi"!!
-Didn't you just admit it on the phone!?

09
right to left:
shizuoka / kakegawa / hamamatsu / toyohashi / mikawa anjou / nagoya / zafuhashima / maibara / kyoto

-Ujishi
-I-I'm home
-Hey! Dad's home!
-"Papa is no ecchi"!!
-Eeek! Who's that?!

-Go look at Hideki! I have no idea what to do!
-He's really possessed...
-HIGIIIIII
-If holy water didn't work...then use salt
-Didn't I tell you it doesn't!?
-Oh...really? You sure?

-It's about as effective as the salt outside the door!*
(t/n - morijio, salt in a bowl that's put outside to ward off spirits)
-Then...what should I do?
-Maybe read the bible?
-HIGIIII!!! I wanna go on a date!
-I'm not leaving this body until I go out with a young lady!!

-That so? That's pretty gross...
-But we don't have a...oh wait, we do
-Wha...me?
-Could you date him for a bit? If not, how about salt?
-If you bring up salt one more time...

-Outside in Kyoto
-So how about it. Can you pass on now?

-Ngggh...nope, still can't
-....seriously?
arrow: walking this direction
top corner: Japan is Amazing!! (american tourists)

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-C'mon, not only are you possessing that body, but you act like a man, too
-Plus, I'd really like it if you could face forward...
-Huuuh...you just have to get everything, don't you?
-I don't think it's asking too much...

-Hurry up and pass on! I feel like I'm about to go any moment...
-What are you saying?!
-Poor Hideki. What a terrible first date...

-Ah!!
book: Complete guide to Kyoto

-That one's already passing on!?!
-My wish was to go on my school trip...walking around Kyoto kind of granted that wish...
-Ehhhhhh!!!

-Since we're just outside of the city, I think I can hold out a bit longer
-But we're almost at Kiyomizu temple...I think it'll shoot me out of this body like a rocket
-Lucky
-Hey!! Stop!!
-Hideki's spirit isn't satisfied ye--

-BYAA! I slipped on a leaf!
-How can you be so weak!?!

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-Oh, a guidebook to Kyoto

right: Kiyomizu temple
left: Must pay to enter

-I can't take iiiiiit!!
-That was just a photo!!
-I'm shocked too!!

-Aaaah....huh? where am I? My neck hurts...
-Last thing I remember, I was playing the flute, and...

-MONSTER!!

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-EEEEK!! Why am I in this horror movie scene!?
-Okay! I admit it! I just said that thing about the flute for show! I was really just sitting in my room scratching my feet!
-Higigi! I held hands with a live, normal girl...
-Ah...I feel satisfied...

-Hey, babe...let's do another date sometime!
-Promise me another and I'll pass on!
-A...a.a...so scary! What's that creepy face!? Gross!!

-N-never!! Don't come any closer! Leave me alone!
-No way...I can't leave yet...because maybe next date, I can get a...k-k-kiss!!
-Go away, you pervert!!

-Nooo! I passed on!
-W-woah! He flew out!
-Somehow, your insults satisfied my soul...

-Hideki's back to normal!!
-Hideki, speak to me!
-Ah! Papa...my neck hurts
-Huh? Last thing I remember, I was singing a capella in my room...
-What a liar!

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-Bro! You were possessed!
-No way!!
-You had a disgusting first date, but there's no need to worry now, Hideki
-disgusting first date!?

-I'm only in elementary school, and I had my first date!?
-All I remember is picking at out boogers at home!
-See? Told you!
-Hey, Mr. Exorcist...

-Thanks. I can pass on without regrets
-Higiiiiii~ I can say the same. Thank you, Exorcist!

-Even though I just started this because I had extra salt...fufu
-Maybe...I can keep doing this a little longer...

-What? Dad's really a pervert!?
-UGYAA!! No!! It's a misunderstanding!
-That was just...shounen manga!
-I made it because I wanted to enter for the Tezuka Award*! Papa always wanted to be a mangaka! Honest!!

-Being too late to back out now, he entered the Tezuka competition, but was rejected because his work was too lewd
-I guess manga isn't for me...
-Dear, Mr. Yamamoto said his wife is possessed!
Bold: ...no duh!!

*(t/n - that competition is the short story (manga) one held every year by shounen jump)

end of ch 171

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Ch 172 - Hide & Seek
-Not yet!!
bold: Why do neckties always label people as adults...?
bubble: Wow, hide & seek! Man, this brings back memories. I used to play this...

-a lot...
-YOU DOOOONE YEEEEEET!?
-"you done yet"!?!

-Boss! Isn't it supposed to be "Are you ready?"
-Well, yes...I used to say that too
bottom: Must be a generation gap

-NOT YEEEET HAVE I FOUND MY BEAAAARINGS!
-bearings!?

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-Boss! Did that kid just say not yet!?
-Yes, he did
-Why did he change it in the middle...?

-Well, usually you answer "not yet" to the question "are you ready?"....
-What an excellent deduction, Boss!
-YOU DONE YEEEEET!?

-I SAAAAID NOT YET, SO THERE'S NO NEEEEED FOR YOU TO KEEEP ASKING "YOU DOOONE YET" EVERY SEEECOND IS THEEERE!?
-See! It's completely different!
-You're right! Sorry!

-I guess children's games change with time as well...
-Yes...makes you kind of sad, doesn't it
-YOOOU'VE GOTTA BE DOOONE NOW!

-Well, look! At least the hiding spots haven't changed much...
-You're right...hahaha! How's he going to say "ready"?

-IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND ME, THEN BE MY GUEST!
-What!? That's not adorable at all!

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-Let's get going, Kusugi-kun
-The rest should be obvious. The game will finish when the kid who's it finds the other one
-Ah!! Hold it, boss!!

-The kid who's it is standing at a really bizzare angle!
-Yossssh...I'm gonna find you!
-When did he do that!? What's going to happen!?
-Isn't this plain 'ol hide & seek!?

-I'd really like to find you, but
-It would sure be a shame if I stepped out of this cool pose
-Why's he so hung up with that stance!?

-Huh? What pose?

-GOTCHA!!
-Dang it!
-I fell for your trick!

-I see...it was a plan to lure him out
-Hide & seek sure has come a long way...
-No matter what age, hide & seek will always be hide & seek

-That was fun! Let's play hide & sneak tomorrow!
-IT'S NOT EVEN HIDE & SEEK!?
-YAY!! Hide & sneak!!

left: ぼ。ぼん。ぼんげすと！？
t/n - i really have no idea what this joke is.
suggest: bo...bon...bon visage? (although i doubt many will get this)
if anyone does know what that means, lemme know please!

end of ch 172