Ai Kora 88

Chp. 1: Ryo-san's First and Last Story

5.
Man: Well, I'm still lost.
Man: Is there a police box...ah, there is.
Man: I'll ask at that police box...well then.
Street Sign: Kamenari Kooen Mae (In Front of Kamenari Park)

6.
Man: Well I'm here.
Man: Um, well, I want to know where to go but...
Man: ..................
Ryotsu: (confused numbers)
Ryotsu: O...OK..........Fine.........Hold on! Donketsu Shinbori...
Man: WHAT!?
Ryotsu: HERE HE COMES! THAT HAISHICHISM! WH...WHAT IMPOTENCE, S**T! YOU CAN DO IT, DONKETSU SHINBORI--, TAKE HIM FOR ME!
Man: ..................

7.
Ryotsu: N, NO! NO NO! ARE YOU GOING TO BETRAY ME, DONKETSU SHINBORI! I BET TEN SPECIAL TICKETS ON YOU, TEN TICKETS!
Ryotsu: Ah........................
Radio: Haishichism takes first. Donketsu Shinbori is scratched.
Ryotsu: ...........................
Man: Um, uh, Mr. Policeman......
Ryotsu: What is it, you say I'm stupid!?
Ryotsu: WHAT IS THIS "POLICEMAN"! CALL ME OFFICER! OFFICER!
(TN: Ryotsu is complaining that the man is calling him by the less formal "Omawari", which I represented by "policeman", but he wants to be called by the more formal name "Junsa", which is more like just "police" or "officer")
Man: !
Man: If that's the case, officer.........can you give me directions...

8.
Ryotsu: Where are you going, where!
Man: Please hold on, u~~m, ah, there!
Man: The Tomodaore Little Manufacturing Company......I heard it was nearby but......
(TN: A silly comments: "Tomodaore" is Japanese for "Joint Bankrupcy)
Ryotsu: Tomodaore Manufacturing.........Um~~~Tomodaore......uh
Ryotsu: Haven't heard of them! Are you making a mistake?
Man: Th, that's not it! I heard that I could be helped by a policeman near the front of the station!
Man: I had come here to Ueno from Niigata on the 10 o-clock train......why am I so scared of Tokyo--
Ryotsu: A person at the police box in front of the station has kindly drawn a map...you've come to be lost near there...

9.
Man: If I"m lost, I should go to a police box immediately...Y......yes?
Ryotsu: Would I tell you a lie! If I don't know, then I really don't know!
Man: Th...that's unreasonable...
Ryotsu: When my mind is on horse racing, I'll really kill those who throw me out of it!
I do have a pistol on me!
Man: Un...understood!
Ryotsu: Toyko isn't a place for pesants like you, go back home immediately!
Man: Ye--s
Ryotsu: Hmph! They grow rice in Niigata!
(TN: Niigata prefecture is the second-highest producer of rice in Japan after Hokkaido, the highest on the island of Honshu)

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Yeah, I know, silly April Fool's Joke. It's just that with one of the longest running Jump series finally with it's very first chapter on MH (and the first Onemanga chapter being from one of the many later collections), I wanted to give KochiKame a try. So without further ado, let's scrap that and get to our feature presentation, which is strange in itself...it involves Ayame for one thing.

Parts 88: Fattening Love

133.
Hachibe: Uuh~~~it’s cold~~~! The time to go and eat breakfast around now is like hell…
Voice: Ah!!
Yukari: Good morning, Hachibe-san!!
Hachibe: ?
Hachibe: Huh? What? Jogging?
Yukari: Yes!
Yukari: It’s because we don’t go outside during the winter! Since we could get fat now, we all go jogging alongside our diets over winter break!
Hachibe: Well—makes sense…

134.
Hachibe: It would be better to be a little fleshier than too thin, but I do think it’s fine for your health then…
Sakurako: All men seem to say that, but girls aren’t like that!!
Ayame: O—HOHOHOHOHO!! You’re so troubled in this cold…
Sakurako: A…AYAME YATSUHASHI!?
Ayame: Well, the god of beauty has loved me since I was born, so that’s an endeavor I can’t comprehend…
Sakurako: Wh…why have you two come here!! Weren’t you spending your winter break in Hawaii?
Tatsumi: No, well, that was what the princess planned but…we have to speak with Maeda-kun a bit…
Hachibe: ? Speak with me?

135.
(Title)
Cone: HENTAI!! (pervert)

136.
Hachibe: Wha? An attack of presents?
Ayame: Yes, they’ve been sent to me since the middle of 2nd term…It’s quite a problem…
Ayame: WELL I HAVE NO CHOICE IN BEING FASCINATED IN, SINCE I AM NO. 1 IN BOTH BEAUTY AND BRAINS! (OHOHOHO)
Hachibe: Well, is it really a problem? For her…
Tatsumi: No, that’s not it…
Tatsumi: On top of the sender being unknown, everything she’s being sent is food…
Hachibe: Food?
Tatsumi: Chocolate, cake, ice cream and such; she’s being sent an innumerable amount of high-calorie sweets per day…And since the sender is unknown, we can’t send them back…

137.
Tatsumi: Princess’s dad is asking to investigate who and what purpose they’re being sent…before it becomes a terrible matter…
Hachibe: A terrible matter?
Tatsumi: Since long ago, princess hasn’t looked at sweet things and candy…
Tatsumi: These uncommonly amount of sweets being sent is being snacked between meals!!
Hachibe: Wh…what!?
Tatsumi: Currently, princess’s body change can’t be seen but…if we don’t attack whoever is doing this immediately…
Tatsumi: YOUR BELOVED PRINCESS’S CURVES WILL GO ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FLESH CURTAIN, LIKE BEFORE!!
Ayame: Ah, Hachibe-sama, I’ve brought candy for you! They’re chocolate sent from a famous French candy-maker…

138.
Hachibe: Understood, Tatsumi!! I’ll take your request…
Hachibe: A PARTS ENEMY IS MY ENEMY!! TOO MUCH PUNCH PUNISHMENT!!
(TN: The expression that “Punch Punishment” is referring to is the Japanese expression “Tekken Seisai”, which directly means “punishment by striking with fists”)
Man: Maeda-san, a deli—very! Please have your sig—nature…
Hachibe: WHAT ARE YOU---!!
Deliverer: WH…WHAT!? INSTANTLY EXPOSED!?
Tatsumi: Rip it up with a glance!
Screaming: WAIT, YOU

139.
Girl: --Ku!
Hachibe: Hmph, what a poor disguise!!
Tatsumi: Answer me: who on earth is sending this candy?
Girl: Hmph! I won’t say even if you rip off my mouth!
Tatsumi: If that’s your intention, I have no choice!
Tatsumi: Here we’ll use our first torture…
Ayame: TORTURE!? WE’LL USE TORTURE? SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!
Ayame: ANYHOW, THE YATSUHASHI FAMILY HAVE MANY TORTURE MEANS PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS!! I THINK I SHALL USE THEM ONCE, O—HOHO!!
Tatsumi: What sort of family are the Yatsuhashi…
Girl: Hmph, I’ll give you this for that threat…
Hachibe: Oh? What’s this picture…

140.
Hachibe: The girl had this on her but…
Tatsumi: N—
Girl: AH----!!
Girl: DO…DON’T TOUCH!! DON’T TOUCH MY MASTER’S PICTURE--!!
Hachibe & Tatsumi: Ma…master…
Hachibe: Well, she gave in quickly--…If she said whether the picture was a prank, then she should have told us where he is and his cell number…
Tatsumi: Well isn’t it just that this man fell in love with her?
Tatsumi: So then these favorite sweets were for drawing in princess…
Hachibe: Oh, is this his house…

141.
Hachibe: THIS…IS A MANSION…
Tatsumi: It would be hard to sneak in…
Voice: WELL, WELCOME YOICHIROU TATSUMI…AND…HACHIBE MAEDA…
Hachibe & Tatsumi: !?
Tatsumi: TH…THAT’S OUR NAMES!?
Hachibe: WH…WHAT IS HE!!
Voice: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW…WELL, COME ON IN!

142.
Maids: WELCOME, COME IN!! TO GOKOU OOBA’S MANSION!!
Hachibe: WHA…ALL THESE GIRLS!?
Tatsumi: AND THEY’RE MAIDS!?
Maids: NOW, COME IN GUESTS!!
Hachibe: WHA—HOLD…ON…
Maids: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOKOU-SAMAA---!!
Tatsumi: OW--!
Gokou: Well…Glad to meet you two…
Hachibe: Oww

143.
Gokou: I AM THE MASTER OF THE MANSION…GOKOU OOBA!
Hachibe: Yo…you’re the person who’s been sending the candy to Yatsuhashi!?
Tatsumi: What the heck were you planning with that candy…
Gokou: Hmph…But of course…
Gokou: It was to…steal the heart of the woman…
Tatsumi: Actually from what’s been said of princess’s beauty being the greatest at the academy, you don’t seem to understand…
Gokou: Aah…I fell in love with her at a glance…with her figure……

144.
Gokou: A WOMAN LIKE THAT, A WOMAN WHO IS SUITED BEST WITH A FAT FIGURE!!
Hachibe & Tatsumi: FAT FIGURE!?
Gokou: That beautiful form burned away my eyelids…
Hachibe: ……
Hachibe: It…it can’t be that form from when she suddenly ballooned up?
Tatsumi: Ye…yes, there’s no mistaking it…
Gokou: And before I knew it, she became that ugly skin and bones form…Don’t you really think that was sad!!
Tatsumi: N…NO, THAT WAS HER ORIGINAL FORM…
Gokou: Beautiful skin with plump and soft flesh…that’s the body that I shall be gently wrapped in from the pain of the world…that there is feminine beauty!!
Gokou: YES!! DUE TO THAT WOMAN’S FORM, I’VE AWAKENED!! FLESHY BEAUTY!! FAT IS LOVE; LOVE IS FAT!! AAH, VIVA SEKITORI HONEY!!
(TN: “Sekitori” is the classification of a ranked sumo wrestler)
Hachibe: --SO THAT…WAS YOUR REASON…

145.
Hachibe: That’s the reason you had sent all that candy…to kill off my beloved “Ayame Yatsuhashi’s Curves”!!
Hachibe: I WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU FAT MASTER!! BY THE BLACK IN MY EYES, YOU WON’T HAVE YATSUHASHI’S CURVES!!
Hachibe: So…something funny!?
Gokou: Fufufu, but you’re already too late…
Hachibe: WHAT!?
Gokou: Because I’ve finally obtained this…
Gokou: A LEGENDARY SECRET MEDICINE: OBTAINED IN CHINA, IT INSTANTLY MAKES A PERSON FAT…HOUSHINYAKU!! (Fufufufufufufufufu)
(TN: “Houshinyaku” is made up of three kanji: “hou”, which is “bountiful” or “rich”, “shin”, which is “body” or “person”, and “yaku”, which is “medicine” or “drug”. Therefore it translates into “The Bountiful Body Drug”)
Hachibe: Ho…Houshinyaku!?
Gokou: By drinking this, the body will begin to swell up instantly like a balloon….and my Maid Corp has already poured this into the water supply of your dorm!!
Hachibe: !?

146.
Hachibe: YA…YATSUHASHI!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!? SHE COULDN’T HAVE ALREADY TAKEN THE WATER FROM OUR…
Hachibe: !!
Yukari: HUA…HUACHIBEE-SAAAN…
Hachibe: GI…GIRLS!!
Sakurako: Wh…what happened to us~~~…somehow we suddenly became fat!
Kirino: THIS…THIS IS YOUR FAULT, HACHIBE MAEDA…
Hachibe: N…NO!! IT’S NOT ME!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING OOTORI, YOUR VOICE IS FATTER!!
(TN: This is a silly pun that can’t be ignored: Hachibe tells Kirino “Koefuto”, which usually under another combination can be “to grow fat”, but here includes the “koe” for “voice’)

147.
Hachibe: TE…TENMAKU’S EYES HAVE BECOME THIN FROM THE FAT…
Hachibe: YU…YUKARI-CHAN’S BOOBS ARE ASSIMILATED INTO HER WAIST!!
Hachibe: UN…FORGIVABLE…
Hachibe: MY IMPORTANT PARTS ARE IN A CURTAIN OF FLESH!! YOU’RE UNFORGIVABLE, GOKOU OOBA!!
Gokou: Fufu…
Gokou: Well isn’t this a magnificent result, from the Houshinyaku!!
Hachibe: !?
Hachibe: YOU!! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO THE DORM GIRLS---! (LET GO YOU)
Gokou: Now—then, where’s my honey?
Ayame: Huh, we have visitors? Hachibe-sama…

148.
Gokou: !? WH…WHY!? YOU’RE NOT A BIT FAT AT ALL!?
Gokou: DIDN’T YOU DRINK THE TAP WATER?
Ayame: Tap water?
Ayame: I DON’T HAVE A REASON TO DRINK THAT STUFF!! I ONLY DRINK “SOMESUCH SPRING WATER” BY RECOMMENDATION OF THE AGRICULTURAL MINISTER!!
Gokou: ……………….
Gokou: Da…damn!! I forgot that Ayame Yatsuhashi doesn’t drink the tap water of the masses!!
Gokou: HEY!! IF THAT’S THE CASE, WE’LL USE FORCE!! GO, MY MAID CORP…

149.
Gokou: GI…GIRLS?
Maids: FUFUFU…WE’VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT!!
Gokou: Eh?
Maids: WE’VE ALL BEEN EATING CHANKO AT EACH MEAL TO GAIN THE LOVE OF GOKOU-SAMA…WE’VE BEEN HAVING A SMORGASBORG OF SWEETS SO WE CAN FATTEN EVEN A KILO! AND NOW, IT’S A REALITY!!
(TN: Chanko is a meal partaken by sumo wrestlers to increase their weight)
Gokou: Ev…even to fatten a kilo!? Why would you all do that…
Maids: YES!
Maids: ALL OF US LOVE GOKOU-SAMA!! WE’RE THE MAIDS WHO LOVE GOKOU-SAMA!!
Gokou: GI…GIRLS…
Maids: GOKOU-SAMAA----
Gokou: UOO—GIRLS--!!

150.
Maids: PLEASE LOVE US, MASTER
Gokou: GIEEEE!!!
Hachibe: Liking fat is a problem…
Ayame: It’s a fleshy tsunami…
Narrator: Afterwards, Gokou Ooba went into the hospital for full-body bruises—
Narrator: The dormmates returned to normal by way of an anti-Houshinyaku made by Tatsumi—
Sakurako & Yukari: He did it—
Ayame: I thought that Hachibe-sama would fall with his other parts unavailable!! I…feel sick!! Extremely sick!! (out loud) I’M GOING HOME!!
Narrator: It didn’t work on Ayame’s genetic disorder of fattening instantly when she’s stressed—