Cyborg Grampa-G 19

Cyborg Hunter Z is just a normal teen...well OK, maybe not that normal, but a teen regardless who wants to win the girl of his dreams...even if said girl isn't what she used to be! But can he do so that easily with the two of them in such different worlds?

Chapter 19: I Want a Bride!

29.
Z: I’m home—
Gantetsu: Shi Shi
Z: I’m tired from today. Should I eat rice or take a bath? Of course: I’ll do homework while taking a bath and eating rice!
Kei: Hey, Zetto, what are you doing?
(TN: Remember: Z’s real name is “Zetto”)
Z: I’m playing house with Gantetsu!
Gantetsu: Shi shi.
Kei: Play…playing house!?
Kei: Nothing I can do. You did take that study trip when you graduated from grade school, without finding something decent on TV when you were younger…you had lived a terrible childhood…
Z: OK, here’s my next assignment!
Z: Wa—no good—Gantetsu doesn’t have the feeling of a bride--!! I really want a bride--!!

30.
(Title page…makes one wonder why Ai went delinquent in the first place)

31.
G: Hyo!? Isn’t that Ai when we lived in the country!
Z: Ai-chan!?
G: By the way, this is me in a prototype stage prior to becoming a cyborg!
Z: She’s cute…
G: She was an innocent and good girl when we were in the country, but she went delinquent from this bad air in the city!
Ai: And why am I delinquent!! Who’s fault do you think made me this way---!!
(TN: I more blame Sharekoube than G)
G: Hyo!?
Ai: It’s all your fault--! It’s a gramps like you that makes any family collapse!
Z: Ah—the underaged can’t smoke cigarettes.
G: She’s smoking Echo, Echo!
(TN:)

32.
Z: Ai-chan, this is bad for you! Where is the old Ai-chan?
Z: Cigarettes aren’t good for your body!
Ai: Aah, what are you doing--!!
Z: I’m snuffing it out!
Kei: You…you’re…
Kei: You can’t do it, Z…Big sis has already become extremely delinquent. She’s really gone on the other side. You can’t even use your imagination for her!
G: You are you doing, I’ll beat your guts out of you!!
Ai: That—hurts!
Ai: From now on, don’t get in my way when I go out---!!
Z: You must do your homework when you come home from school---!!

33.
Man: That Ai, what is—she…
Inasaku: I’ve shin waiting in preperashon and there’sh that guy going out with Ai-shan.
Sharekoube: Inasaku~~forget about that girl already. I’ll introduce you to much better girls~~~
Inasaku: No whay! I’ve deshided that Ai-shan will be my bride. When I become a prinsh when grampsh rulesh the world, I’ll make Ai-shan my prinshess!!
Sharekoube: Oyo—How…how could you think that, Inasaku! OK, I’ll cooperate too!
Sharekoube: OK, Inasaku! Hold on for later!
Inasaku: With this dishguishe, leave thish to me!

34.
Z: Wait, Ai! Where are you going!
Ai: A date.
Z: Huh, a date!?
Ai: What, Z? You keep acti—ng up—
Z: A girl should wear a much cuter dress like this!
Ai: What are you doing!
Z: Where did the cute Ai-chan of long ago go---!!!
Ai: ……
Ai: Don’t you know that people can change--! You’re spewing from seeing that.
Z: Ai-chan…

35.
Ai: Hey, I’ve brought you a ni—ce thing!
Inasaku: Ah…Ai-sha~~n, hurry~~~
Ai: Got—it.
Boy: Wah.
Z: Ah—she stole candy from a kid!
G: My granddaughter is the type that would commit that crime…
Ai: SE…SEE! I’VE BECOME A DELIN—QUENT! NOW I CAN’T RETURN TO HOW I WAS BEFORE!!
Ai: Bye—bye!
Inasaku: …!
G: You—we’ll answer like that too!
Z: This isn’t the time for that!
Z: Ah—hey, Ai-chan is…
“Ai”: NOW I CAN’T RETURN TO HOW I WAS BEFORE!!

36.
Z: No! She can return! OK, I’ll correct Ai-chan!
Sharekoube: Their family is breaking up. This is my chance!
Ai: Hey—how long until we move much faster?
Inasaku: You…you’re shaying that but I can’t drive a bike and I’m shkared.
Ai: So, you’re just a tad small!
Inasaku: Uh!!
Inasaku: Ah…thatsh!
Z: Transform Gantetsu Super Biker!! AI-CHA~~~N!!
Z: Come back, Ai-chan!
Ai: Ah, you chasing us stupid!
Inasaku: HIII~~~!?

37.
Z: Ai-chan! Come home with me and do your homework!!
Ai: Hmph. I can’t go home today. We’ll be doing it all night long.
Inasaku: Uhyo—
Inasaku: Th…that’s sho great, Ai-shan! That you would shay that!
Ai: Ah…it’s you!!
Z: You’re Sharekoube’s stupid grandson!!
Inasaku: Ai-shan, I’ll take you to a wonderful plashe!
Ai: I get it, just drive, drive--!

Side Caption:
GANTETSUESE COURSE
IF YOU NOTICE THIS, YOU’RE FLUENT!! (VERY POPULAR!)
Caption: Heisei Gantetsu

CAN YOU READ THIS!?
Gantetsuese Course Vol. 1 & 2 is currently very popular!! Those who can’t see this yet somehow should do it once. A reputation of “it’s fun” and “it’s extremely easy!”! There’s no mistake that we see more results!!

EVERYONE’S VOICES ARE BEING QUICKLY COLLECTED!!
-I’ve become really useful with Gantetsuese. I even got a perfect score on the Intermediate Test.
-My friends have improved and are starting to read it…it’s incredible! I’ve become no match to Gantetsu anymore…
-Eh? Um…the Gantetsuese course…I’m doing it with my family. It already makes sense!

38.
Ai & Inasaku: !?
Z: What’s going on!?
Inasaku: Grandpa!?
Sharekoube: Gahaha, you will regret coming this far, G-chan!
Inasaku: Ai-shan ish mine.
G: Sharekoube!?
G: WELL THEN I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY, BECAUSE I’VE COME WITH AI’S PANTIES!! GANTETSU! USE THIS SCENT AND GO AFTER THEM!
Z: Gantetsu, I’m next!!
G: What are you using it for!!
G: OK! Hurry, Gantetsu!
Z: HOLD ON, AI-CHAN! I WILL SURLY SAVE YOU!!

39.
Ai: Damn—What are you planning? Why am I wearing this…
Inasaku: Ai-shan! Yo…you’re really beaushiful—are you—
Sharekoube: Today we shall have the marriage of Inasaku and Ai-chan! Thus, Ai-chan will become Ai Sharekoube and live happily ever after with Inasaku.
Sharekoube: But Inasaku, I’m mad at you even as my grandson—If I were a woman, I would surely marry a man like you--.
Inasaku: Ehe ehe, A…A--i shan!
Ai: GYAAA!?

40.
Ai: Don’t do this—
Inasaku: Ai-shan, pleashe change your mood…I have the world’sh biggesht engagement ring.
Sharekoube: Congratulations, Inasaku--!!
Banner: HAPPY WEDDING (INASAKU/AI)
Ai: Let go—
Inasaku: Wh…why? Why don’t shu let me have you…Don’t shay that you have another man you love…
Ai: You ca—n’t do anything on your own. What can a brat like you do! Wash your face and just start over!
Inasaku: Ai…Ai-shan will be with me shinsh I can ushe the toilet on my own. I can put on my jammiesh on my own, though I can’t go to shleep on my own~~
Ai: No~~~
Sharekoube: Oyo?

41.
G: Enter Cyborg G-chan!!
Z: And Cyborg Hunter Z!
Sharekoube: Oyoyo~~G-chan!?
Inasaku: Do…do you know whash going on here!?
G: This panty has
Z: Master.
Z: I’ll save Ai-chan.
Ai: !
Inasaku: That’sh hilarious—what can you do—
Z: It’s your fault…Ai-chan……hasn’t done her homework---!!

42.
Z: So, come home and do your homework, Ai-chan!
Ai: Why do I have to listen to what you’re saying?
Ai: what?
Z: It’s…nothing!
Ai: Fine, well a grade school graduate shouldn’t be yelling on and on over homework--!!
Z: But you can’t be learned without homework!!
Ai: We—ll, It’ll be more fun to play around with them—
Inasaku: A…Ai-shan.
Z: Wh…what is master doing!
Sharekoube: Gufufu, this cake isn’t a usual cake.
Sharekoube: IT’S A WEDDING CAKE GATLING GUN---!!
Z: Uwaa!?

43.
G: ZETTO!!
Sharekoube: Gahahaha…how’s that! Hurry home and do your homework~~!
Ai: Ze…Zetto…
G: YOU’VE JUMPED TO THAT, SHAREKOUBE!! Don’t’ use that without serious warning!!
Sharekoube: Hi~~
Z: A…Ai-chan, come back……
Sharekoube: Don’t be so persistant--!!
Inasaku: Let’sh end thish, grandpa~~~!!rld---!!

44.
Sharekoube: Oyoyo—the bullets are bouncing off his frypan--!?
Z: Come back, Ai-chan! Come back, Ai-chan—
Z: Uh!!
Ai: Stop, Z! Do come at them anymore!!
G: Z!!
Z: Come back…Ai-chan……

45.
Sharekoube: Idiot—by diving in on your own……you’re going to the next world—
Ai: Stop! Z has done nothing to you!!
Inasaku: A…Ai-shan!
Ai: Well, if you promise that you do nothing more to Z…I’ll marry you.
Inasaku: Ahaha—for real—
Sharekoube: You did it, Inasaku!!
Z: I won’t give her to you! AI-CHAN WILL BE MY BRIDE--!!!

46.
Inasaku: Wha~~what ish he doing!?
G: Unforgivable! That’s my sweet granddaughter.
Z: !?
G: You completely forgotten that you get a nosebleed when you touch a woman.
Sharekoube: We were defeated by a nosebleed~~
Z: Ow ow…that hurts, Ai-chan………
Ai: Really…you got hurt from just being rash--!

47.
Z: Ai-chan is kind, even as a delinquent.
Ai: …
Z: And you’re so cool……
Ai: Well…well then, was what you were saying earlier true?
Ai: A….bride! You…you really want me as a bride!
Ai: Then…let’s test it………
Z: !
G: Well it’s inexcusable but the case is closed! (My…my eyes!)
Narrator: The next day—
Z: You’re the bride in the house--!? (A…Ai-chan)
Ai: I don’t do stupid things--!!

48.
G-CHAN MODIFIED SURGERY COLLECTION
BRAINS TAKASHI (MODIFICATION #2)
Data:
Real Name: Takashi Ueno
Age: 11 Years Old
Occupation: 5th Grader
Feature: 1300 IQ!!

A boy who became an experiment when G-chan taught everyone “the method of quickly making a Modified Human” to everyone when he visited the class of his grandson. Since , he was reborn as a child-genius with a 1300 IQ with the computer in him.
(Refer to Comic Vol. 1 for Details)

A Word from His Family:
Since then, he’s been lull from morning to night…now that’s…uuh…(cries)

TN: Considering I'm probably one of the few who really doesn't like what happened when Ai became a delinquent, I'm sort of wished it could have turned out differently...but in a way, at least you can say that Z has a better understanding of her after this incident. (even if you just wonder to yourself why the heck she was still willing to marry Inasaku of all people) Though somehow that whole bit about "not doing your homework" sort of went on a bit long considering that...yeah, Z really isn't the best person to talk about in regards to who or why should people stay in school. And don't really get me started on the whole bit with Ai's panties...Japanese people have strange fetishes.