Cyborg Grampa-G 20

Every day, the Kaizous meet strange and interesting people, whether or not they're connected to the problems that G-chan causes. So when a new boy with a unique home appears in Kei's classroom, it's the motivation for another incident!

Chapter 20: Excellence! Survival Circus!!

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Caption: Higashiyamanoshita Grade
Boy 1: Hey look, it’s that transfer kid.
Boy 2: He’s been practicing ball-riding during gym.
Boys: Gyahaha, he’s so stupid!!
Kei: What are you doing!?
Boy: No…nothing…
Kei: ?

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Boy 1: He—y, ball-riding brat~~~
Boy 2: What will you do mastering ball-riding~~~
Boy 3: What, Kaizou~~
Kei: Don’t mind them, let’s go—
Kei: Wow---! You’re in a circus, cool—is that why you’re practicing ball-riding?
Kei: Of course, one of the circus players is a ball-rider—it’s strange you can’t do it.
Boy: ……
Boy: I’m bad at it no matter how hard I try. I’m untalented and stupid.
Kei: You can do it if you keep practicing.
Boy: That’s enough.
Kei: What’s with him………

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Kei: I’m home—
G: HYO------!!
Kei: !?
Q: Ukya---!!
G: Hyo----!!
Kei: Wh…What---!?
G: Oh—Kei! The circus has come to town! We’re practicing since we thought of mixing with them!
G: Ri—ght, he’s in the circus.
G: Somehow seeing that has excited my blood, whoa—
G: HYO—STRONGER G!!
Q: I’m like you gra—mps—
Kei: Uwa
G: Let’s go see it immediately--!
Kei: Ah, I’m coming too—

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G: The circus—
Boy 1: Ahaha—there’s the circus.
Boy 2: Oh, I see him—
Boy 1: He—y, he—y, ball-riding brat, let’s see you ride that ball.
Boy 4: ………
Ringmaster: ……Don’t mind them. I couldn’t do this when I was your age.
Boy 4: No, no, I hate ball-riding—I can’t do this—
Ringmaster: ……
G: Oh, there, its here its here.
Kei: Huh—right here!? Isn’t this a big amusement—park!?

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G: Hyo—what’s with this poor circus—
Kei: This is a circus?
Gantetsu: Shi—shi shi.
Sign: Circus
G: This is a ragged tent—it’s dark in here.
Ringmaster: Welcome~~to my circus~~
G: Ohyo—
Ringmaster: So…sorry. I’m the chairman of this circus.
G: Hyo—don’t threten m~~e!
Q: That’s bad humor, gramps--!!
Ringmaster: Pardon me…first, here’s my grandson…Please show them a bit of ball-riding………

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Kei: Ah—so you can ball-ride?
Boy: ……
G: Hey gramps! When will you bring out the wild lions and elephants!?
Q: Where’s the flying trapeze—
Boy: Ah.
Ringmaster: Ah—are you OK—
Boy: I ca—n’t, I can’t ball-ride—
Ringmaster: ………
Ringmaster: Hold on.
Boy: I hate ball-riding—
G: HYO
G: Old man, tell us what’s the reason behind this!
Ringmaster: Hii~~
Kei: G-chan, don’t threaten him!
Ringmaster: Long ago, this circus was really popular and things were fine. That was when my boy’s parents were still alive……But then…since his parents died, suddenly the customers stopped coming…

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Ring: And today the day has come……The boy isn’t happy with this circus, and now, even if he wanted to succeed it later…what can I do from here on?
G: I’VE GOT IT!!
G: Leave this to us! We’ll open up the world’s first Cyber Circus!!
Ringmaster: Huh?
G: Grandma will be the barker! Gantetsu will make a cool tent.
G: And, boy, you’ll practice ball-riding with me!
Boy: Eh…

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Boy: But a ball is round. I can’t ride on top of it.
G: IDIOT, KNOW THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A BALL! KNOW EVERYTHING OF A BALL! When you do, then you’ll naturally find the center of gravity.
Boy: The center of gravity of a ball?
G: So you must know how to thouroughly associate with a ball! PLAY WITH THE BALL! TALK TO THE BALL! (Yesterday, Yamada…today I modified the granny who was lost). SLEEP WITH THE BALL!
Kei: …
Boy: Know the ball.
Gantetsu: Shi shi
G: Hyo, you made it?
G: Hyo—isn’t this cool once again—
Tent: SHI SHI SHI

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Narrator: On the other hand, grandma—
Q: Hannya Shingyou: Heavy Metal Version
Q: (sings the sutra)
Caption: CIRCUS
Caption: And so it ran within a 1km radius from the circus in center.
People: Wa—what’s that sound—
People: My brain—my brain—
Narrator: Naturally, the people ran to the center to escape from the ultrasonic waves of grandma’s mind play!
People: (screaming) WAAAA
Sign: SHELTER
People: Wha—where are we! It’s so dark—
People: Whaa--!? What is this—
G: Ledes and zentorumen! I am Cyborg G-chan! Today you will see our Cyber Circus!
(TN: G did actually say “laides and gentlemen” like that, so I kept it bad)

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G: Pay attention and watch.
Kei: First is the greatest gramps and granny combo in history! On the flying trapeze--!!
People: Uo—There’s a gramps way up there—Kya—
G: Chowa!
Q: Ukya!
G: Granny and I will switch places while passing each other!
Q: Ukya!?
G: Why did only our top halves switch places!!
G: Hyo—
Q: Ukya—

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G: Hyohyohyo---!?
Q: What is this—
Kei: G-chan, you really did it.
Q: Watch, this is the Cyber Circus—
People: This is hilarious--! That gramps—is great—

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Kei: So then, next we’ll have the strongest lion of the century jump through a fire ring!!
Ringmaster: What~~we don’t have a lion in our circus~~
Boy: Lion, lion
G: Don’t worry! It’s transforming Gantetsu Lionmaru!!
Gantetsu: Shi shi shi
G: Now, Lionmaru, jump through the fire ring!!
Gantetsu: Shi!?
Gantetsu: Shie--!!
G: What are you saying you didn’t hear me!!
G: Right, in that case, we’ll do it this way. Change it into a ring throw.
Gantetsu: Shi!?
Gantetsu: Shi--!

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Girl: I saw both of you in the circus, but it was really fun.
Kei: But of course--. That’s cause it’s my G-chan. Now it’s getting popular—
Boy 1: So then, can you do that ball-riding?
Boy 4: I…hate ball-riding.
Boy 1: Can you ball-ride or what--? We’ll confirm it today at the circus.
Kei: Don’t pay attention to what they’re saying.
Boy 4: ……
G: Hyo—we’re packing them in today, gramps--!
Ringmaster: Well…
G: Hyo!? What’s wrong, gramps, are you OK?
Ringmaster: No…I was thinking of my grandson. Any silly thing will be nice, but I want my boy to do something…
Boy 4: Grandpa…

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Kei: Well—let’s begin the biggest Cyber Circus of the century---!!
Kei: !
Boy 1: He—y, we’ve come to see it.
Kei: Ah…Well—first we’ll introduce……
Kei: Huh?
Kei: Dummy, it isn’t you! What are you doing out here?
G: Hyo!?
Ringmaster: Ah!
Boy 4: I’m ball-riding.
Kei: You still can’t really do it.
Boy: I’ve thought about it. They’ve come to confirm that I can ride a ball.

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Boy 1: Heh.
Boy 4: It will be fine. I’m willing to risk it together.
G: Gramps!! Calm down and look! Next seems to be the main event.
Ringmaster: ?
Audience: Go back—ball riding isn’t fun--! Bring out the gramps--!!
Kei: No…good.
Ringmaster: Ah~~
Audience: Stop it you—you’re boring--!! Go back---!

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Boy 1: We—ll, guess he can’t do it?
Kei: You’re scaring him—saying what you want.
Ringmaster: That’s enough. You’ve done enough.
Ringmaster: I think I want to give up this circus.
Boy 4: Eh?
Audience: What?
G: What does that mean, gramps!
Ringmaster: I’m sorry that I’ve bothered you.
Ringmaster: No, I’ve thought about this boy’s future, and I thought this would be the business until then…
Ringmaster: I want the boy to go into a business that suits him in his future.
G & Q: ……
Audience: ……

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Boy 4: No, no--! I don’t want to end the circus—
Ringmaster: If you can’t ride a ball, then it’s OK!
Boy 4: I’ve been really practicing and I can do this. So we can’t end this circus!!
Boy 4: It was because I was timid since I couldn’t ride a ball. I love this circus--!! I want to run this circus together with grandpa!!
Ringmaster: Awawa~~
Boy 4: I was uncapable and stupid, but
G: Hyo!?
Boy 4: I’ve played, talked and slept together with this ball! I’ve really been practicing.
Boy 4: Thus, I can do this.

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Boy 4: BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE BALL…(out loud) I can
Boy 4: Ride this…
Boy 4: Grandpa, look, look! I’m riding it! I’m riding the ball!
Ringmaster: Ooooyo~~~
Boy 4: Look look, grandpa, I can ride this!
Boy 4: Grand—pa
Ringmaster: I’m sorry for saying bad things. From now on we’ll run this circus.

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Audience: BOY!! YOU’RE THE GREATEST MAIN EVENT!! YOU CAN DO IT FROM HERE ON---! WE’LL ROOT FOR YOU---!!
Boy 4: !
Boy 1: Hey.
Boy 1: You did good. I’ve reconsidered.
Boy 4: ……!
G: My age has taken away my tear glands!!
Kei: …!?
G: That circus will do well from now on.
G: Right—Gantetsu. Gan…
G: HYO--!?
Kei: He couldn’t deal with transforming in the circus and he hasn’t changed back to normal---!! Calm down! Gantetsu~~~!!

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Caption: DEMON WARDING
Jar: EXPEL EVIL SPIRITS IN-HOUSE SECURITY

TN: I won't say anything mostly cause my feelings for this chapter are mostly negative...well OK, except G-chan, Q and Gantetsu's actions but seeing them run their own circus was fun. The problem was the COTD...