Cyborg Grampa-G 22

With all the chaos G-chan's inventions cause to the Kaizous, there are some that actually have good intention...unfortunately that doesn't mean he can't ruin said good intention for himself!

Chapter 22: Delirium in a Dream Video!

89.
Kei: Wakana-chan.
Aoba: Kaizou-kun.
Kei: THIS…THIS IS…
Kei: MY CHANCE TO KI~~SS HER!!
Voice: WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!
Kei: Wha---!?
G: Wake up or you’ll be late!
Kei: Knock it off—
Kei: Wha—I’m being woken up by f**king gramps! And I was finally in a dream dating Wakana-chan!!
Kei: I can’t go to school if I don’t keep seeing it--!!
G: Hyo!?

90.
Eiichi: Well, Kei had a good dream? Well…no, this isn’t a big deal to me but.
Kei: Eh, dad had one too?
Kei: A—ah, if only I could see my dreams many times like a video~~…
Eiichi: Right…If I could see them, well--…
Caption: THE DREAM DAD HAD
Kei: Ri—ght, I’ll ask G-chan!! He should be able to make that machine since he turned himself into a cyborg!
G: Hyo!? Make a machine where you can reair your dreams over and over?
G: I’m busy working the fields now, so go to school.
Kei: What? It would be interfering with a person’s dreams, isn’t i—t—

91.
Kei: And I have this video tape of the popular idol Maiko Aikawa.
G: Hyo!?
Kei: G-chan does really like that~~
Kei: Will you make it?
G: I’ll make it, I’ll make it, I’ll certainly make it!!
G: Leave it to genius scientist Cyborg G-chan!! I’ll start work immediately!!
Kei: Huh? There’s no TV!
Kei: It should be here but there’s no TV or VCR.
Z: Wa—I can’t see my Dragonball!
(TN: No real comment)
TV: I…I’m sorry. I’m so happy I’ve become able to move that I’ve gone here and there!
Kei: Wha—what’s that!!

92.
G: Look at this! This is the Dream Video, which can tape dreams.
Videbe: It’s better to call me Videbe.
Kei: DREAM VIDEO!?
G: This Videbe has to plan to tape a dream before you go to sleep! When you do, it will tape your dream and you can see your dream again anytime.
Captions: TAPING THE VIDEO / DREAM TAPE / WATCH ONCE AGAIN
Videbe: I’ll show you how to do it.
Eiichi: Gu~~~
Videbe: Put this on your head and the dream will be aired on my TV to be watched now!
Voice: AHAHAHAHA
Kei: Ah, it’s airing.

93.
Girls: UFUFU! KYAHAHA!
Yuu: WHAA—H!!
Eiichi: !?
G: And then, here now is the tape of the recorded dream! Thus, if you replay your prior dream prior to sleeping again, then you’ll see the same dream.
Caption: Father’s Embarrassing Dream
G: Further, if you play a created video prior to sleeping, then you can experience the world of the video within your dream!
Kei: Then if I set up a tape like this, then I can experience a thrill within my dreams.
Tape: Terrifying Gushing Zombies.
G: Hyo—I hate those sorts of things.
Videbe: I hate them too~~~!
G: Hyo—what happens if you’re scared of a horror video in your VCR!
Videbe: I’m scared of scary things~~
Ai: I don’t have the guts to see granny’s face every day—
Q: What does that mean—

94.
Ai: But then…this isn’t honestly the best of your inventions until now.
Kei: O—K! I’ll have a good dream tonight---!
Z: I’ll dream that I’m becoming a cyborg!
G: Muu! Tonight I’ll take turns in taping all of your dreams!!
Kei: I’m sure you’ll really get a good dream from me first, G-chan!
G: Leave it to me!
G: Ooh, right, I’ve equipped a hypnotic device which can make you sleep quickly…
Kei: Ah, please use it!
Videbe: OK!
Videbe: Good night!
Kei: !?
Videbe: The results were greater than you thought.
G: So then, let’s start Kei’s dream!

95.
Kei: Wa…Wakana…chan.
Aoba: Kaizou-kun…
G: HYO!?
Kei & Aoba: Wa…Wa…Wakana-chan, Kaizou-kun…
G: Hyo—what is this!! A date for grade-schoolers!!
G: That f**king brat~~! How could he have a perverted dream~~!
Kei: !?
G: Muu~~I can’t forgive any dreams like that!
G: Loan me that other adapter!
Videbe: Ah.
G: By sleeping wearing this other adapter, then I can go inside Kei’s dream!
Videbe: Of…of—course…
Videbe: Is this really a good idea!?
G: Well there’s no reason to leave this dream alone!

96.
Videbe: Well no reserve…good night!!
G: HYO!?
G: Muu…
Kei & Aoba: Ahaha—
Kei: Wa…Wakana-chan, I called you today for nothing else…I…
Kei: Will you marry me~~well…
Aoba: ………
G: HEY!!
Kei: Wha!?

97.
Kei: How could G-chan appear in this nice place!
Videbe: ….
G: Do you think it’s good for grade schoolers to have perverted dreams!
G: If you’re in grade school, then dream of studying like grade schoolers!
Kei: Ge
Kei: How did it come to this--!!
G: Do it calmly!
G: Grade schoolers should have wholesome dreams like that!
Kei: U~~h. (in dream: U—m, 300 X 200 / 3…)
G: Well then, it should be really fun to go into people’s dreams.
Kei: U~~h
G: Should we look at the dreams of the others?
Videbe: I don’t know~~
G: I’ll look for a bit.
Ai: I’m, I’m…falling.

98.
Ai: A—H
“Superman”: Well, are you OK?
Ai: A—ra.
Ai: Fufu. I love strong men like you.
“Superman”: Ha ha ha.
G: Hyo—I’m falling.
G: Save me too—
G: Phew—you saved me.
Ai: ………

99.
G: We—ll, to the next?
Ai: U—h, u—h.
Z: Aah……Finally I’ve successfully become a cyborg myself! I’ve become Cyborg Z!!
Z: Faster than a speeding bullet!
Z: More powerful than a locomotive!!
Z: Able to leap tall buildings!!!
Z: I’m not scared of anything! With this, I won’t lose to my master!!

100.
Z: UUH.
G: Hyo—hyohyohyohyohyo.
G: Hyo—hyohyohyo!!
Q: A romantic me is really suited for a lavender flower bed.
G: Granny, you should act your age, right!
Eiichi: Uwa—ah!! !?
G: Hyo hyo, I”ve got dream tapes from a lot of the family.

101.
G: Hyo hyo—grandma next door should have a fun dream too—
Voice: U—h.
G: And next I’ll do Kawasaki across the street—
Voice: U—h.
Narrator: G-chan’s pranks spread through the town!
Videbe: Master—you’ve gathered these dream tapes—what are you doing with them?
G: Well this is my old-age fun, later I’lll watch them and have big laughs…
G: And now, I’ll experience a dream with Maiko Aikawa--!!
G: As I said before, if I set to play this created video before I sleep, I can experience a dream in the video world. So when I play this, I’ll dream of popular idol Maiko Aikawa--!!
Ai: F**king gramps--!
Ai: He pranked our dream videos!!
Eiichi: That’s not normal--!!

102.
Kei: Hey—gramps~~!! What on earth were you planning!!
Ai: Chi, he’s mentally asleep!
Videbe: Hi.
Kei: Hey you, can you go into gramps dreams yourself!
Videbe: N…no, I could stop it, but master won’t listen…
Kei: Ah.
Kei: Ah—gramps is dreaming of Maiko Aikawa!
G: Maiko-cha~~n
Maiko: No~~o
Kei: S**t~~only you would think this is a good dream!
Ai: We should beat up gramps in this video immediately--!
Kei: Hold on, si—s!
Kei: Possibly gramps is now within a video of Maiko Aikawa I gave him.
G: Maiko-cha~~n.
Videbe: He…he…it—is but…

103.
Kei: He he, I’ve got a good idea!
Ai: What? What are you holding?
Kei: G-chan’s weakness!
Video: Terrifying Gushing Zombies
Ai: A horror video!?
Kei: He he--! We’ll switch this with the video of Maiko-chan G is watching now!
Videbe: Gya—don’t put in horror!!
Kei: Shut up—you’re guilty of the same—
Videbe: Gya--!!
Ai: He fainted.
Kei: Is he really a VCR?
Kei: Watch this, f**king gramps! Hehe, we seem to have an upper hand!

104.
G: Maiko-cha~~n. I’ve finally got you~~
G: Hyo!? The mood has suddenly changed.
G: What’s wrong, Maiko-chan?
Zombie: !?
G: HYO—
G: Hyo?

105.
G: Gya—they’ve caught me—I shouldn’t faint~~!!
G: U—h, u—h.
Everyone: A—HAHAHAHA!
G: Hyo—
G: HYO-------
G: You…you monsters…are you tormenting me because I’m a frail old man?
G: I’ll judge you with cyber power! Hyo—
Kei: Wa—ow ow ow! Stop it, G-chan!

106.
Ai: Wa—G-chan’s half-awake—
G: MUTTER MUTTER GUU~~!!
Eiichi: If we can take out that video, G-chan should calm down!
Z: He’s not wor—king since he lost conscious!
Eiichi: G…G-chan, you’ll know if you talk!
G: Hmph~~!
Kei, Ai & Z: G-chan.
G: There’s just 4 left---!!
G: GO AWAY EVIL SPIRITS—

107.
Kei: Oww…that f**king gramps…
Yuu: ?
Eiichi: He really ran amuck last night…
Kei: But it was just because of those scary thoughts. It’s calmed down for a bit.
G: Everyone, I’ve got to show you something cool!!
G: It’s the video that I created last night!
Caption: CYBORG GRANDPA G VS. GUSHING ZOMBIES
Kei: Ge—the content changed because G-chan defeated the monsters in the video!
Videbe: I’m not connected to this!

108.
Captions: (top to bottom)
-FASHION-CONSCIOUS TUXEDO
-SEA-SWIMMING IN THE SUMMER
-EQUIPPING FAILED

TN: I know it's supposed to be a comedy but somehow I think G-chan got away a bit too spotless for all the mischief he did in this chapter. I guess he really should have suffered a bit more for ruining everyone else's dreams (though the fact that Maiko didn't want him was probably bad enough for G-chan's sake) but otherwise seeing him get away with it didn't quite feel right as funny as the ending was with him destroying the zombies. I also find it peculiar we get two Superman references in the same chapter via Ai and Z's dreams...and that we never really found out what Yuu dreams up every night. (compared to Eiichi getting what he deserved for his perverted, non-wife-related pleasure) In some ways I wished Yuu got a bit more development considering the others have, including her husband. (slightly bit bits and pieces here and there)