Cyborg Grampa-G 23

Cybernetic modifications should be used for the proper and according matters...such as farming. But when Ai and Z meet a cyborg using it for his own dark schemes (which don't involve farming), you bet G-chan will be on it!

Chapter 23: Dreadful! Cyborg Teacher!!

109.
Voice: You idiot! Your outfit violates school policy!!
Voice: Your skirt is 5cm below the knee!!
Voice: And your socks should be white--!!
Teacher: Eh--? What’s this all about!
Student: Ah.
Ai: Don’t hit her! What if you warn that girl, whether or not I saw this?
Ai: Of course, you’ve been really cruel to that girl.
Ai: So, what’s wrong? Can’t you do this to me?
Teacher: Ku…

110.
Teacher: That’s enough! I’m going!
Ai: He really has no nerve, and yet he domineers over the weak.
Ai: Well, I didn’t see this. The guidance counseling of the science instructor is strict due to his bad personality.
Sign: Science Prep Room
Teacher: S**t, I’ve been made fool of by that drop-out student!
Teacher: That girl is a bug. If she defies an elite teacher like me, then how will she take it when I take my revenge!
Teacher: The time has come to realize my long years of research. This will make me an invincible super-teacher! I’ll show those bugs that’ve fooled me until now!!

111.
Ai: What—Z! You’re going to school—
Z: I’ll take you to school too!!
Z: See! Gantetsu made me this school uniform through the night. It will be like going to middle-school once.
Ai: Stu—pid, it’s a blazer for me.
Z: What’s a blazer?
G: Perhaps you’ll be friends with a cleanser!
G: Z! Go and study well and become a great man!
Z: I’ll be a great cyborg like master!
Ai: Hey hey, who said you would lead me!!
Ai: Z, you don’t know this, but middle school is filled with many scary instructors!
Z: Eh!?
Ai: In particular, the new science instructor is wily and uses a dirty mouth. If you violate school rules even a bit, he’ll knock you down. He’ll kick you around. You’re going to suffer!

112.
Voices: Good morning. Good morning.
Ai: I said he could come—but
Z: He’s just going to look in the school--…
Ai: Gantetsu’s come far enough!
Ai: Do what you want!
Teacher: Hold on, Kaizou!
Ai: What do you want? Are you still selfishly performing clothes inspections on weaklings!
Teacher: He he.
Teacher: What’s—with your hair! School violation!
Ai: Ow—
Z: Ah—Ai-chan!
Gantetsu: Shi—

113.
Ai: What, how could this be a school violation!
Teacher: I’m in charge of guidance counseling! To oppose me is the same as opposing school rules!
Teacher: Your necktie isn’t pulled up correctly.
Teacher: Your skirt length is 15.5 cm beyond regulations!
Teacher: YOU’LL BE GIVEN A SEVERE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR SCHOOL VIOLATIONS!
Z: Hey—what are you doing to Ai-chan—
Students: He…hey, what’s going on? That weak-willed instructor is awfully strong!
Teacher: Kukuku, I’ve been reborn!!

114.
Teacher: From now on, be careful of what you call me!
Teacher: FROM HERE ON, CALL ME THE SCHOOL REGULATION-SUPERVISING CYBORG TEACHER!!
Z: A cyborg!?
Students: Wh…what is that--!?
Teacher: Sakamoto-sensei, what on…earth are you!?
Sakamoto: Don’t worry, other teachers! I’ve mastered all of my robotics engineering research from an industrial technologist at the Ministry of International Trade and Industry and just performed modification surgery on myself! (HA HA HA)

115.
Sakamoto: Hahahahahaha, I’ve become a cyborg so I can aim to be the perfect guidance counselor! I hold a super-ultra eye that won’t let even a skirt 0.5 mm over in length escape! The school violators will have their names written on this blackboard!!
Blackboard: Today’s Violators
Sakamoto: All of you are just like bugs. Because you’ve become poor humans who create rules, yet can’t teach the moral of society!
Sakamoto: TAKING A VALUATION, I’M AIMING TO BE THE CHOICE CYBORG OF THE MINESTRY OF EDUCATION! MY FUTURE IS TO BECOME THE CYBORG MINISTER OF EDUCATION AND MAKE THE TEACHERS OF TODAY EVEN MORE STRICT!!
Everyone: Gyahahahaha, a Cyborg Minister of Education---!!
Sakamoto: …
Students: That’s great--! Bwahahaha
Sakamoto: Wh…what’s strange about that---!! Those who think I’m stupid are the same as those desecrating a school rule---!

116.
Sakamoto: Giving severe punishment.
Student: Gyaa
Sakamoto: How’s this: bugs who defy me will become specimens like bugs!!
Caption: TODAY’S SCHOOL-VIOLATORS
Students: Uh~~U~~uh.
Z: S**t—can I keep watching this silently!
Ai: Z!!
Students: Hi…specimens~~
Z: Proud men like you aren’t qualified to be cyborgs!
Sakamoto: Hmph…
Ai: This is bad, Gantetsu! Let gramps know!

117.
Sakamoto: YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG! SCHOOL VIOLATION!!
Z: Ah—
Sakamoto: Haha, do you see? Those who defy me are regarded as defying school rules!
Z: Gu—
Ai: You…defeated Z~~
Sakamoto: Hmph…
Sakamoto: Fufufufufufu, now there won’t be any stupid people. I am the strongest teacher……Fu…fufu, fuhahaha!!
Gantetsu: Shi--!!
G: Wh…what is it--!?
G: what, don’t you want to go pee!
Gantetsu: Shi…
Kei: Gantetsu was appealing on something!

118.
G: Well then, how can you if you’re leaving out the Ps & Qs?
Gantetsu: ?
Videbe: Well well, master, you’ll know if I air to you the vision of what Gantetsu saw.
G: WH…WHAT’S THAT---!!
G: A CYBORG TEACHER!? THERE’S ANOTHER CYBORG BESIDES ME!?
G: Hyo!? Zetto is!!
G: Hyo!? Th…that! Gantetsu, don’t turn away, don’t…!
G: Mu—Not at all.
Kei: Hey hey, isn’t Z in danger!

119.
G: Right! I’ll save you now, Z! You’re unforgivable! School Regulating Supervising Cyborg Teacher!!
Sign: Principal
Sign: Principal’s Office
G: A~~h, Gantetsu!! Look what you’ve done! I didn’t know!
Gantetsu: Shi!?
G: Hey you! Where is that Cyborg teacher in this school!
Gantetsu: Shi!? Shi!?
Principal: Tw…2-D…
Gantetsu: Shi…
Sign: Gantetsu Transforming Venus De Milo
G: Then 2-D!
Sakamoto: What, are you questioning me?

120.
Sakamoto: A person like you should be dissolved in sulfuric acid—
Ai: S**t—he’s becoming conceited.
Sakamoto: Fufu, Kaizou, complaining of something? What’s wrong, you always seem to say something!?
Ai: You’re filth. You can only face weaklings after all. You’re the worst.
Sakamoto: Wh, what~~!? I’ll hit you in the mouth…
Sakamoto: !?
G: Cyborg G-chan Phantom Atta—ck!!

121.
Ai: Gramps!!
Sakamoto: Wh…what are you!!
G: I’m the farming cyborg G-chan. A teacher like you will be punished by me for your unthinkable evil!!
Sakamoto: A farming cyborg…There’s another cyborg than myself?
Sakamoto: However, anyone who intrudes on my class cannot be forgiven by the School Regulating Supervising Cyborg Teacher!!
Sakamoto: Don’t forget that I’m a science teacher. I’ll melt you with this liquid that melts anything!!
Sakamoto: Ah—it melted my syringe--!!
G: Do you realize the power of a farming cyborg!

122.
Sakamoto: But then, of course, a farming cyborg can answer this question!!
Question: SCIENCE I: PRACTICE 1
WHICH THEORY IS “PRESSURE THAT IS INCREASED ON ONE PART OF A GAS WITHIN A SEALED VESSEL IS CIRCULATED TO ALL PARTS EVENLY”?
G: Muoo, what is that! I don’t know!!
Ai: Idiot—is it right that you don’t know what that is!
G: Ah, of—course—
Sakamoto: The answer is “Pascal’s Theory”!!
(TN: "Pascal's Theory" is based on a theorom by French mathematician Blase Pascal also known for his mathematic and philosophical works. In this case, it involves the affect of pressure on an object, which is measured in, naturally, Pascal)
G: Hyohe
Sakamoto: Like this punch, it’s given an equally large impact in all directions!
Ai: G…G-chan’s being squashed!
Sakamoto: CERTAIN-KILL! FLEMING’S LEFT-HANDED RULE OF ELECTROMAGNETIC GUIDANCE!!
(TN: "Fleming's Left Hand Rule" is a rule within motor mechanics showing the direction of thrust on a conductor carrying a current in a magnetic field, as discovered by John Ambrose Fleming.)
G: Hyo---!?

123.
G: Hyo—
Sign: Principal’s Office
G: Muu~~What power—how can my old body endure this?
G: If that’s the case, then I’ll fight with youth!! This will consume a large amount of energy.
Ai: G…G-chan…
Sakamoto: Fufu, do you understand? What will happen when you defy me?
Sakamoto: Bugs can’t win against me--!
Ai: What—aren’t you the bug!
Students: Rig—ht!! You’re the one binding us with school rules!! You can only do this to weaklings—you’re the worst!

124.
Voice: YOU HEARD WHAT THE STUDENTS SAID, CYBORG TEACHER!
Sakamoto: Wh…what!? Wh…who’s that!
G: CYBORG G-CHAN: POWER UP YOUNG VERSION!!

125.
Ai: Young G-chan!!
Sakamoto: Wh…what are you—are you disturbing my class again!?
Students: Stop—this isn’t your class--!! You’re just bullying the weak!
G: I’m using this energy for all of you!
G: Watch! The student’s angry energy of justice that will face you!
Students: YOU BULLY THE WEAK—YOU’RE BINDING US WITH SCHOOL RULES! WE’RE NOT BUGS—THIS ISN’T YOUR CLASS—THIS TEACHER IS LEWD--!!
Sakamoto: Uuh!?

126.
G: You’re not qualified to be a teacher!
G: G-MEGATON THANKS TO EVERYONE IN 2-D!!!
G: JUDGEMENT!!

127.
Ai: G-CHA~~~N
Girls: A—h, G-chan, I’m Kanako! Touch me—Please—please—
Ai: Dummies~~That is my G-chan—
G: Hyohe—that’s 30 seconds!
Sakamoto: Ah—you destroyed my body---!
G: I’ll give you a body if you promise not to bully students anymore!
G: How’s that, it’s perfect!!
Z: This cyborg body will be my present.
Sakamoto: S**t~~I’ll remember this—

128.
Certainly Useful
GANTETSUISH LECTURE (3)
(EXPERT LEVEL)

Question: Next, please decude what will appear in Vol. 4 from Gantetsuish.

(TN: They’re all ‘Shi’, essentially)

TN: Well where do I begin...let's start with this: I actually had finished this chapter yesterday, but the whole research matter regarding both "Pascal's Theorom" and "Fleming's Left-Hand Rule" made me not put it up until today. I know I should have done it timely but these things happen. Aside from that, there were a couple things I really liked in this chapter. On one hand, it's always great to have Ai doing stuff, even if this time it was mostly standing up to that evil teacher. On the other, I probably saw one of the funniest bits on a long time with Sakamoto threatening G-chan with the "liquid that melts through everything"...which melts through his syringe too! Somehow villains always forget these little details...meanwhile while having "Young G-chan" wasn't a highlight, I did like the "complaints of the students" powering him to stop Sakamoto...at least it's their victory instead of his own. (he's old, he doesn't have to worry about school at all!)