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We now suspend our A-Block invasion for...a musical interlude.

Ougi 26: Turtle Rap

98.
Narrator: Bo-bobo and Don Patch are riding the roller coaster.
Note: Roller Coaster Guardian: Hagechatsu Teruno
Bo-bobo: YO! WE’RE RIDING THIS RIDE. BROTHERS! SISTERS!
Don Patch: A STYLE THAT ADVANCES THE ERA. ESTABLISHMENT! FREEDOM!
Bo-bobo: RESPONSE TO AN ERA! ONE PERSON’S SCREAM!
Bo-bobo: THESE TURTLES WERE BORN TO A COMPANY. OUR YOUTH! EVEN THEY’LL SURVIVE, OUR SPIRIT! DEMERIT!

99.
Don Patch: WHAT IS THIS? FRIENDSHIP? LOVE? CALLING ON TURTLES? NOHWAY----!
(Note: The way “Don Patch” says “no way” as “EYA”, which is close to an English translation but not “IYA” as we read it made me misspell it intentionally)
Don Patch: IN THE INCONSISTANCIES, THOSE WHO LIVE ARE IRRITATED! UNFORGIVEN, UNDOING, THE LIVES OF TURTLE-SAVERS!
Don Patch: WELL, STAND ON YOUR OWN NOW! GO YOUR OWN PATH NOW!
Don Patch: WHAT IS THIS? FRIENDSHIP? LOVE? CALLING ON TURTLES? NOHWAY----!

100.
Don Patch: (cough, cough) THAT ABSURD, LADYLIKE, CABBAGE-LIKE CONDITION!!
Bo-bobo: ISN’T THIS A TURTLE RAP? ISN’T THIS A TURTLE RAP?
Don Patch: WHAT IS THIS?
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THIS?
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THIS IS…THIS IS…

101.
Don Patch: MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE MEKEMEKE MEKEMEKE MEKE
(Note: I really, really tried to find a definition but I couldn’t find one in a dictionary or online. The best I could come up with is a “shaking” sound since some pics involved fish lures but I didn’t think that would work. I also thought of maybe replacing it with “ringalingaringalingaringa” but I didn’t know if that worked either. I tried)
Bo-bobo: N-----
Bo-bobo: SERIOUSLY------
Don Patch: LYING, LYING, IT’S THE TRUTH, IT’S THE TRUTH.
Bo-bobo: REALLY? REALLY?

102.
Don Patch: NYO--------NYO---------
Bo-bobo: KOPEPO---N
(Note: Couldn’t find that word either)
(Creatures inside Bo-bobo’s head go “NYO”)

103.
Creatures: NYO---NYO---
Don Patch: Grab
Don Patch: ONI WA SOTO!!!
(Note: the expression is part of “Oni wa Soto, Fuku wa Uchi”, a term used during Setsubun where people throw mame to “remove the demons/oni” and get good luck for the year)
Bo-bobo: !!!!
Bo-bobo: PUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPU
Don Patch: MIRACLES REALLY HURT.
Bo-bobo: MAA---MAA---

104.
Don Patch: TAKE SOME OF THIS…TAKE SOME OF THIS…
Bo-bobo: MAA---MAA---
Bo-bobo: ACHOO!!!
Don Patch: MO UP (CLEANING GLASSES IS THE WORST)
Bo-bobo: CLEAR!!!!!
Don Patch: IYAAAAAAA

105.
Don Patch: Chu chu
Don Patch: Chu chu
Don Patch: Pervert found. Pervert found.
Don Patch: Did you see a pervert come around here?
Bo-bobo: None are de-chu.
Don Patch: PO----PO----
Bo-bobo: THANK YOU-SU. I’LL GO MYSELF-SU
Headband: Strain

106.
Don Patch: KABOOM
Bo-bobo: !!!!
Sign: Divorce
Bo-bobo: NO WA---Y! NO WA---Y!

107.
Don Patch: N~~~~~~GOT NO CHOICE BOY-----
Don Patch: WELL IN THE END THERE IS FRIENDSHIP. IT IS SPECIAL.
Bo-bobo: IT’S SO AMA---ZING! IT’S SO AMA---ZING!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: WE’VE BECOME PARALLEL---!!!! WE’VE BECOME PARALLEL---!!!!

108.
(and its at this point the rap ends and Bo-bobo and Don Patch fall off the roller coaster)
Narrator: At that time
Beauty: Ha---I’ve lost track of Bo-bobo since I went to see the cat…
Bo-bobo: Beauty
Beauty: Ah, Bo-bobo. Don Patch-kun.
Bo-bobo: What’s the condition of this place? This base is dangerous. We’ve got to get out of here.

109.
Don Patch: Definitely. Let’s get moving.
Beauty: Those two are really hurt…surely they’ve gotten into an intense battle while I wasn’t around…
Narrator: Ten Minutes Later
Sign: Haunted House
Bo-bobo: Alright, shall we go in?
Beauty: Eh----monsters are my weakness…oh no…
Don Patch: ……
Beauty: D…don’t push me from behind.

110.
Don Patch: Don’t give me an attitude, girl---!!!!!
Beauty: EEH!!!?
Don Patch: WE HAVEN’T COME HERE TO PLAY!!!! THIS ISN’T TRIVIAL, ITS SERIOUS!!!!
Beauty: ………Sorry…
Don Patch: Hey.
Beauty: Eh?
Don Patch: DON’T LET GO!!! DON’T LET GO!!! NEVER LET GO!!!
(Note: Note in the BG the tombstone…its Matsui, as in Yusei Matsui, who was an assistant at the time for Sawai)
Beauty: He’s scared…
Beauty: !

111.
Katsu’s foot: Squish, squish
Katsu’s foot: Squish, squish
Beauty: HE-KUN!!!!