Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 27

Back after a long installment. Now to answer the question: what the heck happened to Heppokomaru in that haunted house!? The answer isn't pretty...

Ougi 27: Haunted House, Farts, and a Wedding

113.
“Narrator”: Yahho--! How are you? I’m in an extremely excited, really OK mood---(laugh) What’s that---(laugh) This is supposed to be a summary from last time but---we entered a haunted house? Right, right---Heppokomaru was there---and was seriously suffering----(immensely hilarious laughter) One more thing: I think the savior is going to be the “Very Bad and Blue” Chirami of MK5. I wanna see that---- Patchimi
(Note: The “Very Bad and Blue” part is actually a translation of the Japanese term “Chobachobu”, which stems from the mid-1990s in its usage from the word “Choberiba”, which stood for “Extremely Bad”. “Chobachobu” was also used as “Very Bad and Very Blue.”)
SFX: Twitch, twitch
Katsu: This is my battle prize.
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
Narrator: And now the tale of thirty minutes before Beauty’s group entered the Haunted House.
Heppokomaru: ……What is this place? There aren’t any ghosts in here---…

114.
Ghosts: Oh!! Our protagonist is here!!! We’ve been waiting
Ghosts: Congratulations on your marriage!!
Heppokomaru: Eh? Marriage?
Ghosts: You’ve done it, you ladykiller!!
Announcer: And so with the arrival of the groom, here comes the bride.
Heppokomaru: Eh?
Ghosts: He-kun’s so happy…

115.
Heppokomaru: WAAAAAAAAA, WHAT THE---!!!!!
Bo-bobo: ……He-kun…Am I pretty?
Heppokomaru: Wh..what are you saying?
Sound: Slap
Don Patch: Say it.
Bo-bobo: Am I pretty?
Heppokomaru: ……Ah…Ahah…
Don Patch: You’re completely entranced.
Don Patch: And so we begin the marriage ceremony of Bo-bobo and Heppokomaru. I, Don Patch, will be your announcer.

116.
Heppokomaru: !!!
Ghosts: What the!!? What the!!?
Face: Bon

117.
Heppokomaru: Ku!! Who attacked me suddenly!!?
Katsu: A-Block Vice-Leader, Katsu. This is revenge for what you did to the Fish Corp.
Heppokomaru: !!!
Don Patch: Heppokomaru, what did you say to propose to her?
Heppokomaru: Geha!! Guha!!
Don Patch: Right, thanks. And so how did Bo-bobo answer to the proposal of “Geha” and “Guha”?
Bo-bobo: “Give back my money”. That’s the pattern for that proposal.
Don Patch: …and now, a message of congratulations from a friend of the duo.
Heppokomaru: Why…? My farts should have hit him…why isn’t he hurt…?

118.
Don Patch: Here’s the Ochazuke Alien.
Ochazuke: Hi.
Heppokomaru: UWAAAA!!! WHAT’S HE DOING HERE!!!?
Ochazuke: Congratulations, Bo-bobo and Heppokomaru.
Heppokomaru: Aren’t you an enemy!!?
Heppokomaru: Wa!!
Heppokomaru: That…
Face: Bon

119.
Face: That’s two!
Heppokomaru: Uwa!!
Heppokomaru: Wh…what was that!!? It sucked in my fart…
Don Patch: CUT THE CAKE!!!!
Heppokomaru: GUBA!!!!!
Don Patch: Nyu. Nyu. Cut it. Nyu---cut it.
(Note: Don Patch keeps making “Nyu” sounds to relate to “Nyuudou”, which is “to cut into something”)
Don Patch: Nyu. Nyu.

120.
Bo-bobo: CUT!!!!!
Sign: 5th Grade
Don Patch(es): Yay---yay---
Don Patch: He-kun’s piece. He-kun’s piece.
Heppokomaru: Stupid!! Get out of here
Heppokomaru: !!

121.
Don Patch: GABA!!!!!
Don Patch: EAT THE STRAWBERRY!!! EAT THE STRAWBERRY--!!!!
Don Patch: Bu
Bo-bobo: Shouldn’t we save him?
Don Patch 2: It’s fine.
Don Patch 2: I don’t care if that guy dies.

122.
Bo-bobo: You should be more kind to him.
Don Patch 2: WE’RE FIFTH GRADE!!!
Don Patch 2: I’m fifth-grade inside…Do you understand how I feel…?
Bo-bobo: I understand.
Sign: Gotou
Man: I’m Gotou
Bo-bobo: Next week is Satou…I’ll have…
Don Patch 2: ……
Don Patch 2: I’LL BE GOOD!!! I’LL BE GOOD--!!! RIGHT HALF~~~!!!!

123.
Don Patch 2: RIGHT HALF---!!
Don Patch: Oh…left half…
Don Patch 2: I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY!
Don Patch: Fine…Well, let’s become one…
Don Patch(es): FUSION!!!
“Don Patch”: MAKOU HAJYAJIN ZARUBIOS!!!!!
(Note: I think this is a parody of one of those shows where two beings fuse to become something else. The name translates into “Evil Destruction God Zarubios”)

124.
Bo-bobo: CUT!!!!!
Paper: Take Route 16
Bo-bobo: Stop playing, we’ve got to meet Beauty.
Don Patch: Ah…sorry…you didn’t like?
Heppokomaru: UOOOOOO

125.
Face: Bon.
Face: That’s three!
Face: Bon
Katsu: And together they’ll come back.

126.
Katsu: ONARA SHINKEN X 3
(Note: As I stated before, the Shinkens I’ll be keeping in Japanese, thus “Onara Shinken” is “Fist of Farts”)
Katsu: What a vulgar technique.

127.
Beauty: What is it?
Beauty: !
Beauty: That’s good. Give me.
Sound: Gui.
Beauty: Ow! Ow!