Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 32

This is it! The final showdown! Bo-bobo and Don Patch have fused into...something, but can he defeat Tokoro Tennosuke once and for all!?

Vol. 4: It’s Five on Five: Everyone Come Together
Ougi 32: Carrying Sadness
(Note: The word in the title, “setsunasa”, has a double meaning of “sadness and pain”. You’ll understand why in this chapter)

7.
Bobopatch: MY NAME IS BOBOPATCH.
Bobopatch: I CAN ONLY STAY IN THIS FORM ONE MINUTE. I MUST END THIS QUICKLY.

8.
Beauty: That’s Bo-bobo and Don Patch-kun…? Somehow their mood has changed…
Tennosuke: Interesting!!! EAT THIS! PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: TOKOROTEN ROCKET!!!!
Tennosuke: GUO!!!!
Tennosuke: Ku
Tennosuke: Do you see, Beauty? That enemy is strong.
Beauty: YOU’RE THE ENEMY.
Tennosuke: This situation’s bad…Alright, if that’s how it is, I’ll take down that technique at my own pace…

9.
Tennosuke: MANMOSU RAPPI-! MANMOSU RAPPI-!
(Note: Originally I was going to translate this as “Mammoth Lapping”, but apparently this is an expression of carefreeness in Japanese. Can’t find what it means though)
SFX: Boing, boing
Tennosuke: SO, COME FOR ME. COME FOR ME, BO-BOBO. (to Bobopatch: MANMOSU RAPPI-!)
Tennosuke: MANMOSU RAPPI-!
Tennosuke: MANMOSU RAPPI-!
Heppokomaru: Ku…this battle is amazing!! This battle is amazing!!
Beauty: …
Bobopatch: STOP KIDDING. BE SERIOUS.

10.
Tennosuke: PIGYA!!!!
Tennosuke: GUWAAAAAA! IT HURTS!! I BROKE IT, I BROKE IT!! AMBULANCE!! GET AN AMBULANCE!!! I’M DYING~~~I’M DYING!!!!
Tennosuke: So, Bo-bobo will be my straight man thinking “How can tokoroten break their leg!!?” When he becomes a straight man, I’ll finally have control. So, fall into my trap!! Fall in!! Fall in!! (out loud) Nyari
Tennosuke: FALL IN. FALL IN.
Tennosuke: FALL IN. FALL IN.
Tennosuke: FALL I…
Boy: Tokoroten can’t break their leg.

11.
Tennosuke: IT’S RUINED-!!!!!
Tennosuke: YOU BRAT-!!!!
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOY!!!
Tennosuke: I can see inside my drained conscious…When I am prime minister…then I see myself abolishing all tofu…(daydream) ABOLISH TOFU!!!!
Bobopatch: Are you done? Let’s continue this now.
SFX: Grab
Beauty: It’s obvious that he’s nothing like those two…what on earth will he attack with…

12.
Bobopatch: DON PATCH SWORD.
Beauty: A LEEK---!!!!
Tennosuke: The legendary Don Patch Sword!!!! I can’t believe I’m seeing it with my own eyes!!!
Bobopatch: Die.

13.
Tennosuke: Fufu…its useless…
Bobopatch: …………Demon Sword Daikon Blade …
(Note: Since “Daikon” is a kind of radish, I’m just going to call it as “daikon”)
Beauty: DEMON SWORD DAIKON BLADE!!!?
Heppokomaru: Demon Sword Daikon Blade is an illusionary sword said to be used by the swordsman Garius in legends of long…
Beauty: EH!!? WHAT ARE YOU EXPLAINING!!?

14.
Tennosuke: I can’t lose…I can’t lose…if I lose, I’ll have to go back to that time again…
Sign: Supermarket
Woman: Alright, last up is tokoroten. Tokoroten, tokoroten…
Boy: Mommy, buy this—
Woman: Here we go, tokoroten.
Package: Tokoroten
Lower Sign: As Advertised: Tokoroten: 200 yen.
Upper Sign: Tokoro Tennosuke: 200 yen -> 100 yen

15.
Tennosuke: Miss, you want to cook tokoroten tonight?
Woman: Er..um..NO!!
Tennosuke: Take me. My price has been reduced from 200 yen to 100 yen.
Woman: I…I’M FINE!!!
Tennosuke: Chi…I’ll lower myself to 50 yen…
Manager: Tennosuke-san. You haven’t been sold today either?
Tennosuke: Guess not.
Sign: Tokoro Tennosuke: 200 yen->100 yen-> 50 yen-> 10 yen. Cash back. Comes with a cellphone. Today only.
Song: Hotaru no Hikari
(Note: “Hotaru no Hikari” or “The Light of Fireflies”, is a Japanese song sung to the tune of “Aud Lang Syne” at graduation ceremonies)

16.
Manager: Ah---the counter flier’s fallen down again----I’m going to clean it up.
Tennosuke: That is the job of a part-timer too.
Manager: Ah, while we’re at it, the boss called you earlier.
Tennosuke: The boss?
Boss: We don’t have a place for volunteers here either.
Boss: Recently our customers are tortured into buying their tokoroten and we’ve gotten many complaints. I’m sorry but I have to fire you.
Tennosuke: Ha---
Tennosuke: What am I…going to do…

17.
Tennosuke: To go back to then…to go back to then…
Tennosuke: IT’S COLLECTED---!!!!
SFX: Twitch
Tennosuke: IF I LOSE TO YOU…IF I LOSE TO YOU…I WON’T BE ABLE TO IMPROVE THEIR BUSINESS---!!!!
Tennosuke: YOU’RE NOT TAKING ME BACK TO THAT PLACE----!!!!

18.
Bobopatch: CHE-MI-STR-Y
(Note: This is going to be complicated but basically the four kanji together have a reading which is read as “Chemistry”. However, on their own based on their kanji they read as “Ke-Mi-Sute-Ri”. And even more confusing, if you translate the kanji into English, then it comes out to “Enchanted Hair Disgards Village”. Please translate this at your own discretion)

19.
Tennosuke: I DON’T WANT…TO GO BACK…
SFX: Ping
Girl: Mama, something’s stuck on.
Mother: That guy’s been served to us. Don’t divert your eyes to him! Follow me.
Bobopatch: ………It’s over…
SFX: BON

20.
Don Patch: That hurt…
Beauty: You’re back to normal!!!!
Heppokomaru: And so the Daikon Blade became a demon blade and was sealed in the Demon World with the Carrot Sword…
Beauty: YOU’RE STILL EXPLAINING IT!!!?
Beauty: HE-KUN, YOU’VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD!!
Heppokomaru: Weird!!?
Don Patch: I’ll put on my make-up.
Bo-bobo: ………

21.
(Sign on “Tennosuke”: Tenjirou)
“Tenjirou”: Bo-bobo’s gotten strong. I’m jealous.
Bo-bobo: Cause you’re a weakling.
“Tenjirou”: My future dream is to become a policeman.
Bo-bobo: THAT’S 100% IMPOSSIBLE.
“Tenjirou”: I really hate bad people. I’ll never forgive them. So, if I ever become a bad person, I want you to defeat me at that time.
Bo-bobo: Aah, I’ll throw you onto a ferris wheel.
“Tenjirou”: It’s a promise.
“Tenjirou”: A promise.
Bo-bobo: …I’VE COMPLETED MY PROMISE…TENJIROU…
Beauty: THAT’S NOT HIM!!!!

(Translator's Comments: Hi there everyone. This is your translator, StrangerAtaru. Never got the chance to introduce myself and probably won't say too much now...but I'm happy to contribute to the world of Hajikelists! My only real complaint: how much I had to research and make a fool of myself with the "Manmosu Rappi" bit. Up next...well, we're going back to a calmer period, but a new arc is coming. And let me give you a hint: the next arc features the only character from earlier Bo-bobo one-shots who hasn't appeared yet. See you then!)