Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 35

A day of destiny has arrived: who exactly is that mysterious ducktailed-haired man? And how does he relate to Bo-bobo?

Ougi 35: Destiny Intertwined by Nosehairs

55.
Narrator: It’s been three months since Risuo and Risumi broke up…
Risukichi: Risuo, you’ve got to find yourself a girl as well. Are you still connecting yourself with that former girl?
Note: Risuo’s senpai: Risukichi
Risuo: No. I’ve already moved on from her.
Risukichi: You say that. But haven’t you been crying out “Risumi-chan” since she broke up with you?
Risuo: Those times were in my youth.
Risuo: It’s a waste for a man to cry over a woman they broke up with.
Risukichi: Gyahahaha! Risuo, have you come to say that too?
SFX: Pop
Risuo: N?
Risujirou: Risumi…
Risumi: Risujirou-san…

56.
Risuo: RISUMI-CHWAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

57.
SFX: Pop
HH: …hm, morning?
HH: YAWN---I’m tired…I’ve got to get to work…
HH: N? What’s this?
HH: What…I’ve just been stabbed by a ducktail…SURPRISING…
HH2: Hey, you’re taking your time getting to work.
HH: Ah, hold on. I’m coming now.
HH: Ah…sorry, sorry, when I woke up, I was stabbed by a ducktail.
HH2: Again? You’re such an idiot.

58.
HH: WHA---------!!!?
HH: Will I get better if I put a Band-Aid on?
HH2: It will.
Gunkan: It’s been a while, Bo-bobo.
Gunkan: NO…I SHOULD CALL YOU AS SO. MY ETERNAL RIVAL: LEGENDARY USER OF HANAGE SHINKEN BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
Note: GUNKAN
Beauty: AH!! THAT’S HANAGE SHINKEN!!!!
Beauty: Bo-bobo, who is that guy?
Bo-bobo: His name is Gunkan. He uses the same Hanage Shinken as me.

59.
Bo-bobo: Because he uses the Hanage Shinken as an evil power, he was permanently expelled from the Nosehair Dojo…
Don Patch: It’s been a while, Bo-bobo.
Beauty: !
Don Patch: NO…I SHOULD CALL YOU AS SO. MY ETERNAL LOVER: BORN INTO THE PUREST SECT BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
Beauty: AH!! HE STUCK JUMPROPES INTO HIS NOSE
Beauty: Bo-bobo, who is that guy?
Bo-bobo: NO IDEA. Who is he?

60.
Don Patch: EAT THIS!!!! HANAGE SHINKEN!!!!
Beauty: That hurts, that hurts.
Beauty: Ei
Don Patch: GYAAAAAA
Gunkan: I can’t believe I would meet you here.
Don Patch: HANAJI SHINKEN (Nosebleed Shinken)
Beauty: Kya
Gunkan:. SOMEHOW IT SEEMS THAT OUR HANDED DESTINY IS TO FIGHT…
Gunkan: I believe this was our destiny from the first time we met…
Sign: Ducktails
Afro Man: Ku ku ku. Only the head of RIIZENTO is left. Let’s kill him.
(Note: The Kanji used here for “Riizento” translates into “Reverse Authority Fighters of Good” And remember: Riizento = Ducktail)
Gunkan: Ku…F***ING AFRO…
(Note: The Kanji used here for “Afuro” translates into “Foolish Rotten Wolves”)

61.
Ducktail: DUCKTAIL ATTACK!!!!
Afro Men: GYAAAAAA
Ducktail: Are you alright?
Gunkan: Ah…
Gunkan: Where are you from? I don’t know you but you saved me. Thanks
Ducktail: I’m worried.
Gunkan: UWA-----!!!! AN AMAZING THING CAME-----!!!!
Gunkan: You…you are…
Ducktail: Wha---t? I’m a ducktail from far away.

62.
Ducktail: Saa saa…I’m a ducktail in the least. However, I won’t forgive any afros or any other hairstyle. Don’t you recognize that?
Gunkan: Hmmm--…I guess…
Ducktails: Huh? Who’s that guy? Aah…It’s a guy I know.
Gunkan: They’re multiplying.
Ducktails: Hee…that’s quite a nice ducktail. Right, right.
Gunkan: I’m surrounded!!
Ducktails: Let me see a bit more. Me too, me too.
Gunkan: Ku…its really hot…
Ducktails: Ne—ne—what treatment did you use? Shampoo? Rinse? How long did your hair set?
Gunkan: FUGOGOHA FUGOFUHE
Gunkan: THEY’RE KILLING ME…THE DUCKTAILS ARE KILLING ME…

63.
Sound: Pi------------------
Ducktails: MASTER!!!!
Voice: Ducktail, ducktail.
Bo-bobo: Oh---here, here.
Gunkan: HIM!!!!
Gunkan: I knew in an instant. He was the head of AFRO.
Bo-bobo: I’m sorry. My ducktails are annoying…
Gunkan: You’re the head of AFRO. Are you underestimating me by raising ducktails?

64.
Bo-bobo: HMM, AFTER ALL, DUCKTAILS ARE GOOD PETS FOR AFROS. ONLY ALL YOU RIIZENTO ARE RAISABLE.
Gunkan: He…he uses Hanage Shinken?
Bo-bobo: Eat this!! HANAGE SHINKEN: DUCKTAIL ATTACK!!!!
Gunkan: GARYUU HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: MERMAID LAGOON
(Note: “Garyuu” in Gunkan’s style stands for “Self-Taught”, thus his style is “Self-Taught Fist of the Nosehair”…the dub actually had it as “Personalized Fist of the Nosehair”, which works too)
Ducktails: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

65.
Gunkan: YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY USER OF HANAGE SHINKEN
Sfx: Creak
Bo-bobo: YOU TOO HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL HANAGE SHINKEN…
Sfx: Creak
Gunkan: I’VE BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE NOSEHAIR DOJO. THUS I’VE HAD TO ARRANGE A HANAGE SHINKEN OF MY OWN.
Gunkan: LET ME TELL YOU THIS. MY GARYUU HANAGE SHINKEN ISN’T AS NICE LIKE THE HANAGE SHINKEN.
Bo-bobo: I’LL BEAT YOU.
Gunkan: And so Bo-bobo and I fought continuously for three straight days and nights.

66.
Gunkan: But it wasn’t all fighting.
Gunkan: …its not over…
Flowerman: You too…
Gunkan: My name is Gunkan. You?
Flowerman: I’m Flowerman.
Gunkan: I realized I had been spending all my time fighting. Between those times with Bo-bobo, a friendship was budding.
Gunkan: So the two of us in time became friends and the two of us came to have great fun.
Gunkan: Then that morning…
Gunkan: n…its morning…

67.
Gunkan: !!
Gunkan: FLOWERMAN!!!!
Flowerman: Hehe…I’m a failure
Flowerman: Of course you didn’t know. Didn’t know the truth. I’ve been involved in the “Flower War”.
Sfx: Gu
Flowerman: Gunkan…this is my last request. Pl…please plant this…
Flowerman: It’s en…trusted…
Gunkan: FLOWERMAN!!!!

68.
“Bugs”: Kehehe. We defeated Flowerman. The Flower Kingdom is ours…
Gunkan: BLUE CAN OF ANBASA
(Note: Anbasa is a brand of Japanese soft drink)
“Bugs”: GYAAAAAAAAA
Gunkan: Evil.
Bug: Kukuku. Its in our hands. You’re finished. You too have killed the flower devil…
Gunkan: And so since that day, I’ve been entrusted with the life of the flower devil.
Beauty: Flowerman…!!?
Gunkan: Hmph
SFX: Crack

69.
“Creatures”: He stopped it!!! Dang--!!!
“Creatures”: RUN AWAY--!!!
Sfx: Crack
Gunkan: God Damn
Don Patch: HANACHI SHINKEN OUGI: BLOOD TRANSFUSION!!!!
“Creatures”: GUWAAAAAA---WE’RE TARNISHED----!!!!
Beauty: …That was in the past but…why are you fighting the Hair Hunters now?
Gunkan: Ha ha ha, that story was long ago. I’m crushing the Hair Hunters now for justice.
Heppokomaru: SHUT UP!!!! THAT GUY’S ONE OF THE MARUHAGE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS!!!!
(Note: “Shitennou” is an expression in Japanese used for “Four Heavenly Kings” and is used all the time in manga and anime)

(Translator's Note: So we've finally started one of the crucial and important developing arcs in the series. And to tell the truth, its one of the things I really hate Viz for not getting to, considering how a lot of this insanity develops into the insanity we see later with OVER, Halekulani, Giga and so on. Of course, when dealing with Gunkan, you really have to be careful, considering that he's just as weird in some ways as Bo-bobo...I mean, can someone really explain the whole "Flowerman" bit? More to come, hope to see you there!)