Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 37

Gunkan's abducted Beauty and taken her away to his headquarters! And with many enemies awaiting, who exactly is Bo-bobo going to recruit!? And...if Beauty's gone, who exactly is that character with the pink hair and earrings?

Ougi 37: Gathering of the Five Warriors

87.
Narrator: Beauty has been taken away by Gunkan. In order to ask for the assistance of “that man”, Bo-bobo and team have come to the mountains.
Don Patch: Have we really come here to have him join our team? Beauty can’t beli----eve it.
Don Patch: Ne----are you two listening to what Beauty is saying?
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san, I’m sorry but…will he really…
Bo-bobo: He’d worry.
Don Patch: BEAUTY’S BEING IGNORED----!!!!

88.
Don Patch: ……
Don Patch: I LOVE YOU HE-KUN!!!!!
Heppokomaru: WA!!!!!
Heppokomaru: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Don Patch: Kya!!!
Heppokomaru: Stop joking. This isn’t the time to play…
Don Patch: BEAUTY ISN’T JOKING!!!! BEAUTY IS SERIOUS!!!!!

91.
Don Patch: I’m serious--!!!! I’m extremely serious--!!!!
Don Patch: Are you complaining---you were---
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san, lets get out of here quickly.
Bo-bobo: What were you saying---I’m not Bo-bobo, I’m Beauty.
Heppokomaru: ……
Bo-bobo: Don’t you want to come with---?
Don Patch: Ah!!

92.
Heppokomaru: What’s wrong?
SFX: Figit, figit
Don Patch: Beauty needs to go poopy…
Heppokomaru: WHAT!!!!
Don Patch: POO-PY! POOPY!
Don Patch: TIME TO GO POOPY!
Don Patch & Bo-bobo: POO-PY! POOPY!
Don Patch & Bo-bobo: TIME TO GO POOPY!

93.
Don Patch: I’VE GOT TO HANG ON~~~~~! I’VE GOT TO HANG ON~~~~!
Heppokomaru: Do that elsewhere.
Don Patch: GYAA!!!!
Don Patch: He-kun’s so cold today…
Heppokomaru: Let’s go now.
Heppokomaru: !
Heppokomaru: WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Bo-bobo: Ah---that felt good.

94.
Bo-bobo and Don Patch: WHAT AN OUTSTANDING POOPY IT IS--!! IT IS--!!!
Heppokomaru: STOP JOKING AROUND, GET SERIOUS!!!!
Voice: You’re noisy, stranger.
Heppokomaru: !
Softon: Can you be quiet?
Heppokomaru: !!!!
Heppokomaru: Th…that guy is…Softon, who held that death match with Bo-bobo back in C-Block Base…Why is he buried here?.........
Bo-bobo: Yo, so you’re part time job is as field s**t.
Softon: This job has a good hourly rate.
Heppokomaru: HIS JOB!!!?

95.
Akikan: HEY--!! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THE NEW GUY!!
Akikan: HE’S GOT TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES AS FIELD S**T!!! IF HE DOESN’T ACT LIKE POOP, HE CAN’T GET HIS PAY, IDIOTS!!!!
Sign: Softon’s Work Senpai: Akikan
Akikan’s Head: Juice
Akikan: I’m a thirty-year veteran of acting like an empty can!!!! I’ll teach you how you’re supposed to be “acting”!!!!
(Translator Note: His name, “Akikan”, is Japanese for “Empty Can”)
Akikan: All right--!!! Here comes some good people!!!
Kid: Shoot
Akikan: GOPA!!!!
Softon: Are you alright, senpai!!!?
Akikan: …Ha ha…that won’t…make me quit my job…
Narrator: Masochist.

96.
Bo-bobo: Softon, I’ve come today to ask you something.
Softon: Ask?
Kids: Ah, poop. It is.
Bo-bobo: I want to have your assistance in order to defeat Gunkan of the Maruhage Four Heavenly Kings. I need your power until my fated battle with him is finally over.
Softon: I decline. I was a member of the Hair Hunters too once. I can’t give you my power.
SFX: Poke, poke.
Bo-bobo: They kidnapped Beauty.
Softon: WHAT!!!!
Bo-bobo: We don’t have a minute to spare.
Boy: Let’s poke him some more.
Softon: How is she!!? What’s happening to Beauty!!?
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE IN TROUBLE TOO!!
Bo-bobo: Please. I’ll loan you some toilet paper.
Softon: Gugu…but…

97.
Don Patch: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Softon: !!!
Don Patch: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Bo-bobo: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Headband: Poop Soul
Bo-bobo: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Don Patch: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Softon: But I…
Bo-bobo: HEPPOKOMARU, YOU TOO!!!
Heppokomaru: Me too!!?
Bo-bobo: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Heppokomaru: po—op…po—op…
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: PO—OP!!! PO—OP!!!
Softon: ……………gugu…

98.
Softon: POOP------------!!!!!
Narrator: And so Softon joined their team.
Narrator: At the same time.
Sign: Super Market
Signs: Tomatoes: 98 yen, Cucumbers: 98 yen
Sign: Tokoro Tennosuke: 10 yen

99.
Tennosuke: Since I’ve lost to Bo-bobo, I’ve had to go back to my old life.
Fish Woman: Ara Ten-chan, you’re wobbling more than usual today. Here, have this.
Tennosuke: Ah, the old fish lady.
Fish Woman: It would be great if Ten-chan got sold quickly too.
Tennosuke: Nah. I’m fine. I’ve come to like this life.
Fish Woman: Ten-chan, you’re still so strong. You understand an old woman.
Tennosuke: Nah, I really like it…here…
Fish Woman: That’s strange—a nice kid like Ten-chan is still on sale.
Tennosuke: So then, buy me.
Fish Woman: I CAN’T DO THAT.
Fish Woman: Ten-chan, I can’t have you leave a condition like this.

100.
Tennosuke: Ku…I’ve also got the flavor of defeat. It’s Bo-bobo’s fault I’m back here…If I ever come across him again…Damn it! I hate him…I hate him…
Voice: Excuse me.
Tennosuke: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
Bo-bobo: WE WANT ONE TENNOSUKE.

101.
Tennosuke: Wha? How bizarre…why is that? I suddenly have tears coming out…in this case…
Don Patch: Here, dry your tears with this.
Tennosuke: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Don Patch: Pervert.
Underwear: 1-2 Don Patch
(Translator Note: Don Patch said to Tennosuke “Ofuki”, which meant to “dry his eyes”, but then turned it into a pun by giving him “fuku”, which is “underwear” and a homonym for “fuku”, which is the verb for “to dry”)
Shopkeeper: So noisy, what’s going on?
Shopkeeper: Ah, welcome.
Softon: I’ll take this.
Tin: Pretty Breath

102.
Shopkeeper: IT’S POOP-------!!!!!
Shopkeeper: Ha! I’m just imagining things…N?
Shopkeeper: THAT POOP IS BUYING THAT FOR HIS BAD BREATH--!!!!!
Softon: Sorry for being late.
Bo-bobo: Ah, you’re here, Softon! Heppokomaru wants to speak to us.
Heppokomaru: Everyone, listen.
Bo-bobo: Everyone---change into these---

103.
Heppokomaru: Gunkan probably has his fortress within my hometown of Puppu City. I’ll be guiding you from here until we reach Puppu City.
Heppokomaru: This will be a lonely battle, so I thank you at this time.
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT…LET’S SAVE BEAUTY.
Softon: …Then again, a lot will be thinking of us this week.
Heppokomaru: It’s cause of you.
Bo-bobo: It’s cause of you.
Don Patch: It’s cause of you.
Tennosuke: It’s cause of you.

Translator's Note: And so we're off to the Pomade Ring! Personally considering this is the first time I've had to translate Softon, I've had to use many variations this time around of...well, its sort of obvious what he is. (and remember: he's "chocolate" in the manga, not strawberry like "that" is in anime) But of course, this is also Tennosuke's major return...though I'll talk a bit more about that in a later chapter. See you around next time.