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Heppokomaru has chosen to go first against one of Gunkan's Five-Ninshu. But who will he face? Can he defeat them? And...why is he in school?

Ougi 41: Heppokomaru’s Embarrassing Past

152.
Narrator: It has begun. Team Bo-bobo vs. Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu. The first battle is Heppokomaru’s.
Indian Man: WHICH OF YOU ATE MY CURRY BREAD----!!!!!

153.
Narrator: At that moment, Heppokomaru was…
SFX: Write, write
Heppokomaru: …………This is probably on the next test…
Heppokomaru: I SHOULDN’T BE IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS--!!!
Student: UWA!!!
Heppokomaru: WHICH OF YOU IS MY OPPONENT!!! LET’S START OUR FIGHT IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
Female Student: WE’RE ALREADY IN A FINE SITUATION!!!
Heppokomaru: !
Female Student: WE’VE BEEN TAKING NOTES FOR THE EXAM!!!! MAKING NOISE IS SELFISH, BUT DON’T INTRUDE ALL OF US WHO ARE SERIOUSLY STUDYING!!!!

154.
Bo-bobo: Ah
Heppokomaru: !!!!!
Bo-bobo: HE KNOWS.
Heppokomaru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BO-BOBO-SAN
Bo-bobo: Getting away.
Heppokomaru: Really, I don’t like being thrown off.
Softon: REALLY
Heppokomaru: Go back.

155.
Girl Student: BE QUIET ALREADY!!! I CAN’T STUDY!!!!
Girl Student: I’M GOING HOME!!!!
Students: Iincho! Iincho!
(Translator’s Note: I know “iincho” is “the class president”, but its used so often in translations that I decided to just leave it as is)
Teacher: Slam
Teacher: Heppokomaru-kun, please apologize to the girl.
Heppokomaru: STOP JOKING!! I NEED TO FIGHT…
Teacher: APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Heppokomaru: …………

156.
Girl Student: Damn you~~
Heppokomaru: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Girl Student: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IINCHO-!!!!
Sumo: GUBA!!!!
Heppokomaru: ……
Sumo: ONCE MORE!!!
Girl Student: Ah! Heppokomaru-kun…
Sumo: DOSSEI!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Dossei” is a common attack yell used by sumo wrestlers)
Girl Student: UO!!!
Girl Student: YA BETTER SING THAT---!!!!
Sumo: I LOST AGAIN--!!!!

157.
Sumo: IN AN UN---ENDING---TOWN---BETWEEN THE DARKNESS---AND THE LIGHT---
(Translator’s Note: The sumo wrestler is singing the song “Okuru Kotoba” (“The Words I Send”), a classic Japanese folk song that has is notable for a 1979 version by Kaientai and has been covered by everyone from Aya Uteo to Morning Musume to FLOW)
Girl Student: NOISY---SHUT UP!!!! FATTY!!!!!
Sumo: SHE’S ANGRY!
Heppokomaru: Don’t touch me.
Sumo: Still---I’ve been treated like this since earlier. Why? Why?
Sumo: For what purpose are we fighting--?
Girl Student: I don’t know—
Heppokomaru: Hey! Wait!!

158.
Salesmen: HEY, WELCOME!!
Heppokomaru: IT TURNED INTO A CONVEYOR SUSHI PLACE--!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Conveyor Sushi”, also known as “Kaitenzushi”, is a sushi shop usually considered the “fast food” of sushi. All the items, particularly sushi, is laid on a conveyor belt for people to eat and they get billed by whatever color plate their sushi is on. The more expensive the sushi, the more expensive the plate color will be)
Salesmen: Hey, customer. That’s a nice piece.
Heppokomaru: ……
Heppokomaru: !!
Sushi: …………Don’t put…don’t put soy sauce on…

159.
Sushi: GYAAAAAA
Heppokomaru: Ku…what’s going on? What is this? When will I be able to fight anyone!?
Heppokomaru: WAAAAAAA!!!!
Fundoshitaro: Old man, fill it with High Octane.
Heppokomaru: FUNDOSHI-SENPAI!!!

160.
Salesman: One plate of High Octane
Sign: Oil in Oil Door
Salesman: Filled with High Octane
Fundoshitaro: YES--!! NOW I CAN GET GOING ALREADY--!!!
SFX: Stall
Fundoshitaro: ……
Fundoshitaro: HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO!!? I’M NOT MOVING!!!
Salesman: Guess it doesn’t run on sushi…
Fundoshitaro: I’m not hearing anything good--!!!!
Fundoshitaro: I GUESS IT DOESN’T RUN ON SUSHI…

161.
Fundoshitaro: TELL ME WHY, SUSHI-SAN---!!!!
Sushi: It’s useless.
Fundoshitaro: Guess it is.
Heppokomaru: Fundoshi-senpai…weren’t you killed by Gunkan…? Why are you here…?
Fundoshitaro: Yo, Heppokomaru. I’m now one of Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu.
Sign: Member of Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu: Fundoshitaro
Heppokomaru: !!
Fundoshitaro: How nostalgic, Heppokomaru. Let me remind you what happened that day.

162.
SFX: Doze, doze
“Heppokomaru”: Gehehehehe
“Fundoshitaro”: IYAAAAAA
Heppokomaru: !!!
Fundoshitaro: That’s become a good memory.
Heppokomaru: WHAT WAS WITH THAT PAST!!? I DON’T REMEMBER THAT! WE WERE COMRADES!!!
Fundoshitaro: Of course, I remember that too.
“Heppokomaru”: Fundoshi—Fundoshi—
Heppokomaru: LISTEN TO ME!
“Heppokomaru”: FUNDOSHI FESTIVAL, WASSHOI, WASSHOI. FUNDOSHI FESTIVAL, WASSHOI, WASSHOI.
(Translator’s Note: “Wasshoi” is a typical sound used to keep beats during festival dances)
“Heppokomaru”: FUDOSHI FESTIVAL, FUNDOSHI FESTIVAL
“Fundoshitaro”: WASSHOI SHOI

163.
Heppokomaru: PIGYAN!!!!
Fundoshitaro: I’ve grown up, Heppokomaru.
Heppokomaru: I’LL NEVER BE AN ADU~~~LT!!!
Fundoshitaro: I feel bad for fighting then…
Heppokomaru: What? In the past?
Fundoshitaro: Really, you’ve only worn one fundoshi both then and now.
Heppokomaru: I don’t get it.
Bo-bobo: …HEPPOKOMARU…HAD A SAD PAST…
Softon: He also appears to bear the sad brunt of his own destruction once again…

164.
Don Patch: ALRIGHT!! STARTING TODAY, HE’LL BE FUNDOSHIMARU!!!!
Don Patch: FUNDOSHI, FUNDOSHI, FUNDOSHIMARU! FUNDOSHI, FUNDOSHI, FUNDOSHIMARU!
Don Patch: FU
Don Patch: …………
Don Patch: Mother…Can you give me friends? That’s fine. I now have amazing friends…
Heppokomaru: Aside from that, why did you join Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu…?
Sign: Pomade Ring Battle 1: Fundoshitaro vs. Heppokomaru

165.
Fundoshitaro: YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! TAKE THIS!!! AKAFUN FESTIVAL!!!!
Heppokomaru: !!
SFX: Slap, slap, slap
Fundoshitaro: Heppokomaru, you can’t use your Onara Shinken against my Fundoshi Death Style!!!!
Heppokomaru: Ku…what senpai is saying…In Senpai’s Fundoshi Death Style, he has a way to diffuse my farts: “Akafun Typhoon”!!!!
Heppokomaru: “Akafun Typhoon”: Using that technique to its limit, I can’t use my Onara Shinken.
Fundoshitaro: AKAFUN TYPHOON!!!
Heppokomaru: However, I can’t show my senpai any mercy if I engage in a physical battle. If I do that…what the heck can I do…
Collar: Care to get burned?

Translator's Note: Singing sumo wrestlers...considering that was one of the hardest parts for me to research, I think I'll leave it at that.