Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 42

Is there any way for Heppokomaru to defeat Fundoshitaro!? And who (or what) will happen when Bo-bobo's team fights the next Ninshu?

Ougi 42: Blindly Turning Their Body

168.
Narrator: Summary of Last Time
Salesman: Hey, you’re order!!!
Heppokomaru: Ku…I can’t win…
Collar: It’s my turn.
Collar: Let me explain: when Heppokomaru takes off his collar, it releases his seal and he can use true Onara Shinken. Now, when that happens, Heppokomaru’s personality changes into that of a baby and he himself doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Collar: SO, I’LL RELEASE THE SEAL!!!! I’LL SHOW YOU HEPPOKOMARU’S TRUE POWER!!!!
Collar: EI!!!!!
Heppokomaru: !!!?

169.
Collar: I thought I was loosening up, but I mistakenly strangled him. Tehe.
Fundoshitaro: ……
Sign: X – Heppokomaru vs. O – Fundoshitaro
Heppokomaru: ……………I lost…

170.
Sign: Heppokomaru
Don Patch: Loser.
Don Patch: …So then, who’s going next?
Bo-bobo: I’ll go.
Softon: Go get them, Bo-bobo.
Tennosuke: Take it slowly.

171.
Don Patch: Win it, Bo-bobo.
Boat: Don Patch-go
Don Patch: !!!
Don Patch: WAAAAAA
SFX: Whoosh
Calendar: Kukuku, which one will be my opponent? This will be fun.
Sign: Member of the Gunkan 5-Ninshu: Calendar
Sign: Pomade Ring Battle 2: Summer Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo vs. Calendar
Calendar: !!!

172.
Bo-bobo: GET IN THE OCEAN-!!!!!
Bo-bobo: IN-!!!!
Calendar: Bu!!!
Bo-bobo: DIVE--!!!!
Calendar: !!!
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT—SWIM!!!!
Calendar: It hurts, stop…
Calendar: I’M NOT THE OCEAN!!!!!
Bo-bobo: RIGHT--!!!!!

173.
Bo-bobo: SKIING!!!!
Calendar: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: Gehehe, show me. What day comes after January 1st--!!!
Calendar: NO!! STOP!! PLEASE DON’T LOOK--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Gehehe, I won’t give up.
Calendar: NO!! DON’T!! NO ONE’S SUPPOSED TO SEE!!!
Bo-bobo: TORYA!!!
Calendar: GYAAA

174.
Bo-bobo: It’s January (man)--!!!!
(Translator’s Note: There’s a lot of visuals in this sequence so I won’t translate them outside parenthesis if that guy shows up again)
Calendar: Uu…
Bo-bobo: !
Calendar: I’ll just die…if you look, I’ll only die…
Bo-bobo: IDIOT!!! YOU SAY YOU CAN DIE THAT EASILY!!!
Calendar: But I won’t be able to live if you look at my body!!!

175.
Bo-bobo: YOU NEED SELF CONFIDENCE-!!!!
Calendar: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: He powered up--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Hey, can I look at March too?
Calendar: OK

176.
Bo-bobo: An assassin appeared-!!!!
Bo-bobo: Calendar-kun, hurry with April
Calendar: Yes!! Admiral!!!

177.
Bo-bobo: A WEDDING-!!!!
Calendar: OW----!!!!!
Calendar: I’M BURNING--!!! I’M BURNING--!!!
Calendar: Hey you, now look what you’ve done!!! My calendar’s been reduced and I can only be used starting from June!!!
Bo-bobo: In that case, tear at me--!!!!
Bo-bobo: If your calendar’s been taken apart, then get back by ripping me--!!!!

178.
Calendar: UOOOOOOO, I’LL RIP YOU APART--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Saa, rip at me-!!!
Calendar: Where do I rip?
Calendar: …here?
SFX: Lift
Bo-bobo: There, I’m forgiven.
Calendar: THERE’S NOTHING THERE-!!!!
Calendar: YOU’RE SNEAKY--!!! YOU PREPARED THAT AS A JOKE!!! CAUSE YOU’RE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!
Bo-bobo: How nice.

179.
Calendar: UOOOOOO! THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ADULT---
Bo-bobo: Hit-and-run attack.
Calendar: GYA!!!!
Calendar: Gugu…
Bo-bobo: Are you alright? Who did that to you-------!?
Calendar: It’s too late for me…I’ve lost all of my pages now…I have nothing to live for anymore…
Bo-bobo: THEN DIE
Calendar: BLOOD AND TEARS--!!!!
6/7: STOP--!!! LET GO OF MY DAD--!!!
Bo-bobo: !

180.
Bo-bobo: DESTRUCTION OF THE FRIED CHINESE FACTION
(Translator’s Note: Part of the attack name, “Karaage”, is actually “deep fried” with a different first kanji, but Sawai uses the kanji that stands for “Chinese” for the “Kara” part, thus the name)
Calendar: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SFX: Hyu
Bo-bobo: You avoided the Hanage Shinken. Are you really in Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu?
6/7: Fu…in that case, I am the real member of Gunkan’s Five-Ninshu: June 7th.
Sign: Member of the Gunkan Five-Ninshu: June 7th
Don Patch: ON JUNE 7TH, I DRINK MILK---
Sign: Losers.
Don Patch: IDIOT!
Softon: You two have stopped watching…get over here.

181.
Bo-bobo: You’re still around after avoiding my attack now. So I’ll show you too the true Hanage Shinken.
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO WORLD!!!
Don Patch: IT’S HERE--!!!!
6/7: !!
(End of vol. 4)

Translator's Note: Well, another volume down...and the end of my first volume of commentary. Amazingly this segment has some really funny bits but somehow a lot of energy just is drained away when Gunkan isn't around. But hey, its not every day you see a character lose due to a wardrobe malfunction. That's all I really have to say for the moment...the next volume will bring the Gunkan arc to its amazing climax...and then followed along with probably one of the slower parts of the series. (which introduces one of my least favorite members of the main heroes)