Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 43

With Bo-bobo's true opponent actually revealed as a page in the former Calendar, Bo-bobo has revealed his trump card to defeat it: the power of Bo-bobo World! Will it be enough to win?

Vol. 5: We Did It! Thanks, Everyone, For Our First Year
Ougi 43: Huge Battle!! Bo-bobo World!!

7.
Narrator: Bo-bobo World…the only world where one can liberate their soul…Those who step foot into this world must set their souls free…however, if one can’t set their soul free, their spirit will break down and they will die…
King Nosehair: MEDANICHO!!!
King Nosehair: SEDAGARUUNI!!!! SEDAGARUUNI!!!!
6/7: OW!!! WHAT!? WHAT!?
King Nosehair: PISUGACHIRACCHERU SEMERASHIKA…
6/7: (whawha) Eh?
King Nosehair: PETEO!!!!
6/7: PUHA!!!
(Translator’s Note: I am assuming King Nosehair is either speaking gibberish or some other language in that opening scene…just don’t ask me which)
King Nosehair: Well, inhabitants of Bo-bobo World, returning visitors--!!! I happily welcome you here--!!!!

8.
King Nosehair: ……
King Nosehair: THAT’S ALL OF YOU----!!!!
6/7: KAPEPA!!!!

9.
King Nosehair: !
Bo-bobo: GUMRACIST……GUMRACIST……
SFX: Click
SFX: Pipipipi…
SFX: Pi
King Nosehair: BINGO!!!!
Game: BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO: RARE
(Translator’s Note: The game stats are a bit small for me but it basically goes over Bo-bobo)
King Nosehair: ALLRIGHT---!! AN EXTREMELY RARE MONSTER—I’LL CATCH BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO!!!
King Nosehair: !!

10.
Don Patch: What? Today’s is the class inspection, but all we got here is a strange old man!!!!
Don Patch: ALL RIGHT, LET’S START CLASS!!! OPEN YOUR TEXT TO PAGE 36!!!
Bo-bobo: ……
Don Patch: WRITE WHAT’S ON THE BLACKBOARD!!! THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST!!!!
SFX: Pin
King Nosehair: IT’S TERRIBLE, TEACHER, I’M AIMING FOR ONE STUDENT!!!

11.
Bo-bobo: Chi…I’ve got to fish out the kid of Mamezawa-san’s household…the kid of Mamezawa-san’s household~~~
King Nosehair: WHICH IS MAMEZAWA--!!!!
Don Patch: O-K, here’s a question!! Everyone----!!!
Sign: Mamezawa-san
Don Patch: O—K--!! WHOEVER CAN ANSWER THIS PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAAAAAAND
Don Patch: BUT CAN NATTO ANSWER THIS--!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Natto is a fermented soybean dish)

12.
Natto: 6x + 8y with 4 left behind.
Box: Edo Natto
Don Patch: AMAZIN----!!!!!
Sign: Mamezawa-san
Don Patch: In passing, your natto is Mamezawa-san.
King Nosehair: BU------!!!!!
King Nosehair: I FEEL HORRIBLE----!!!!

13.
Bo-bobo: IN THAT CASE----!!!
Bo-bobo: ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS PROBLEM CAN ANSWER IT!!!!
King Nosehair: From 6x X 4y, you raise 8, from that you use the yen equation and it become (4 times the square root of 6 divided by 2). You can assume that y is equal to -4x and the answer to x is -6, thus you can apply the formula of 2y X (the square root of 6)…
Bandana: Todai
(Translator’s Note: I don’t really know the way to get square roots in translations so I left them in parentheses)
Bo-bobo: SHUT UP--!!!!!

14.
Don Patch: BO-BOBO!! THERE’S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU--!!
Bo-bobo: !!
Don Patch: What I want to say is…
SFX: Clutch
Don Patch: I HIT YOU--!!!!!
Bo-bobo: GUBA!!!!
Don Patch: And that’s it.
Bo-bobo: However, my afro…

15.
Bo-bobo: GO AND GET IT--!!!!!
Don Patch: Alright--!!!
Bo-bobo: !!
Bo-bobo: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING-!!!
Don Patch: BUMIE-!!!!
Bo-bobo: ………Yes…no one understands me…
King Nosehair: UWAAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: !

16.
King Nosehair: CORN STEW--…THE STEW LID OF THE CORN STEW IS LIDDED RIGHT HERE! ITS DIFFERENT FROM THE CREAM STEW: THE CREAM LID IS A CORN STEW LID! A CORN STEW…
Package: Corn stew
Bo-bobo: STOP ACTING DRUNK------!!!!
King Nosehair: GUBA!!!!
Voice: LOOK HERE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: !
Bo-bobo: UOOO!!!!
Don Patch: Hey.

17.
Don Patch: I’VE BECOME LIKE THIS--! I’VE BECOME LIKE THIS--!
Bo-bobo: Deh?
SFX: Piki
Don Patch: Then again, I’m becoming like this…
Bo-bobo: DEH?
SFX: Peki, Piki
Don Patch: Ultimately, I’m trying to make myself become like this…

18.
King Nosehair: Mr. Policeman, Mr. Policeman.
King Nosehair: Docking System complete!!!!
Bo-bobo: DOREMIFASORASHI---
Bo-bobo: DOCKING!!!!
King Nosehair: Yes, yes, yes
Don Patch: DOREMIFASORASHI---
Don Patch: DOCKING!!!!
King Nosehair: Oh Good.

19.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & King Nosehair: CHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIRO
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & King Nosehair: CHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIROCHIRO
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & King Nosehair: CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR
(Translator’s Note: The chapter came out around the Christmas/New Years period of 2001 entering into 2002.)
6/7: IT’S NOW 2002--!!!!

20.
6/7: GUBA!!!!
Bo-bobo: If you don’t free your soul, you’ll die…
Bo-bobo: And that’s the match.
Don Patch: Ah, we’re back in the real world.
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo crushed him as expected!!!
Don Patch: Fu, I’m tired.
Heppokomaru: Amazing…that was amazing…he’s one I can rely on…someday I’ll be like…

21.
Bo-bobo: GUGU…I’M SORRY…IT WAS OVER…
Heppokomaru: HE LOST-----!!!!
Bo-bobo: I just needed a bit more…I’m sorry…
Heppokomaru: What the!!? But you won!! The enemy was dead!! How did you lose!!?
Sign: Pomade Ring Battle 2: X-Bo-bobo vs. O-June 7th
Don Patch: SHUT UP YOU LOSERS!!! BE QUIET AND STAY SEATED!!!!
SFX: Shun…
(Translator’s Note: The expression Don Patch used, “seiza suru” is used for sitting yourself during a tea ceremony, which is how Bo-bobo and Heppokomaru are currently seated)
Don Patch: Really, those useless idiots.
Tennosuke: Good luck, Don Patch
Don Patch: Shut up and watch me fight.
Don Patch: OK, so who’s my opponent?

22.
Shin Guards: Annihilation
“Strong-Looking Guy”: KILL YOU
Don Patch: HOW GREAT--!!! COME AND GET IT--!!!!
Narrator: 2 minutes later.

23.
Sign: Pomade Ring Battle 3: X-Don Patch vs. O-Strong-Looking Guy
Caption: Don Patch
Narrator: At that moment, Gunkan was…
Gunkan: Fu…I could have taken them on all by myself.
Beauty: No more…I don’t want to see anymore of my friends getting hurt…
Voice: …Beauty…Beauty.
Beauty: !
Softon: Don’t cry.
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

24.
Softon: Be a bit more patient.
Beauty: Don’t get closer!!! Don’t get closer--!!!!
Softon: Even though I’m only in spirit form currently, we will save you soon.
Beauty: Please don’t come any closer!!!
SFX: Fu
Beauty: Ah, it vanished!!
Beauty: …………What was that…now…?
Softon: We’re going to save you…
Don Patch: What is that poop doing?
Heppokomaru: Wha? He hasn’t moved from that since earlier.
Tennosuke: Alright, I’m going to stop this losing streak.
Bo-bobo: TENNOSUKE-SAN!!
Bo-bobo: I’m sorry we’re so spineless…
Tennosuke: Don’t talk to me, loser…

25.
Dog: I won’t lose…I won’t lose…
(Translator’s Note: the term that has been used for “loser” is “makeinu”, which technically stands for “losing dog”. Thus why there’s a visual now of a dog)
SFX: Boshu
Tennosuke: Huh? No one’s here?
Tennosuke: N!
Package: Yogurt Gum
Narrator: Pomade Ring Battle 4: Tokoro Tennosuke vs. Gum

Translator's Note: And thus we've arrived at the greatest battle ever: the battle between Tennosuke and...a stick of gum. Not a sentinent stick of gum, not even a talking stick of gum...just an inanimate, flat, normal piece of chewing gum! (that somehow formerly filled out one of those cloaks...I told you so a few chapters ago!) I can't wait to see how this one ends! In other comments: while Bo-bobo World is probably one of the weirder parts of the series, somehow it just seems like an excuse by Sawai to throw away all his normal plot based weirdness...to have spontaneous weirdness that makes fight there one of my harder translating moments. The good news is they won't go back there for a few volumes...and finally, somehow Don Patch's opponent of the Ninshu is the most efficient villain in all of shonen. Two panels of existance, with one blunt line and he tops one of the most powerful characters in the series...in two minutes flat! Take that, Battledome fans! (yeah I'm joking but its probably just a classic Bo-bobo moment)