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Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Beauty have arrived in the World of Babylon to find Bo-bobo's weakness. What will they see there? How will they find the weakness? And...how long until Beauty goes insane?

Ougi 45: The Terror of the Babylon Guidance Corp

43.
Narrator: Bo-bobo’s group has arrived in the World of Babylon.
Old Man: Oh, alright. Is this your first time in the World of Babylon?
Bo-bobo: Eh~~~it is.
Beauty: ……………
Old Man: HOWEVER, DID YOU BRING ANY MORE KETCHU-P!!!!
Bo-bobo: I’M SO—RRY!!! I’M SO—RRY!!!
Old Man: Mayonai--sse! Mayonai--sse!
Box: IS THAT UNINTERESTING------!!!! THEN AGAIN, I AM AN UNINTERESTING THING------!!!!
Box: Uninteresting thing
(Translator’s Note: That’s another pun: the box is saying that the conversation is “tsumaranai mono”, an “uninteresting thing”, but then calls itself a “tsumaranai mono”, which basically is an “uninteresting thing” in itself)
Old Man: AL—RIGHT! IN THAT CASE, I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF BABYLON!!!

44.
Babylon Guide: DAMMIT-!!!!
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Babylon Guide: I forgot to reserve for my Morning Musume collection--!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Morning Musume is a well known J-Pop girl group known for its fame and popularity in Japan)
Bo-bobo: SOY DETECTIVE!!!!
Beauty: He’s a detective!!?
Babylon Guide: WRONG, I’M A GUIDE FOR THE WORLD OF BABYLON.
Don Patch: So give me ten yen.

45.
Woman: HIROSHI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS MAN’S ROOM?
Babylon Guide: Ge!! Mom!!!!
Woman: WHAT’S WITH THAT OUTFIT!!! TAKE IT OFF IMMEDIATELY!!!
Babylon Guide: STOP THAT!! I’M A BABYLON GUIDE!! I’M NOT HIROSHI!!!
Babylon Guide: GET IT
Caption: Babylon Guidance Corp
Beauty: WAAAAAAAA, THERE’S SO MANY--!!!!
Babylon Guide: We are the guides of the World of Babylon. We guide those from other worlds.
Beauty: They’re the guides for the World of Babylon. Good…now we won’t get lost while we’re here…

46.
Beauty: !
Beauty: I DON’T WANT HIM TO GUIDE ME----!!!
Creature: I WANT HIM
Beauty: IS THAT ALRIGHT!!!?
Don Patch: Oh—can all of you guide us?
Babylon Guides: Yes!! Boss Don Patch.
Beauty: That’s Don Patch for you…
Mole: AND I’M HIS PET MOGUTAN.

47.
Bo-bobo: HE’S REALLY CUTE----!
SFX: Bibibibi
Mogutan: GUOOOOOOO!!!
SFX: BON
Don Patch: Ah, Mogutan became kamaboko!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Kamaboko” is a type of fish paste that has been processed and turned into a loaf, usually a white-fish type of sumiri used in soups and in noodle dishes on the side)
Don Patch: Uuh…so mean…what have you done to him…
Bo-bobo: YOU!!? IT WAS YOU!!
Babylon Guide: N..No…
Bo-bobo: APOLOGIZE!!! APOLOGIZE!!!
Babylon Guide: It wasn’t me.
Bo-bobo: APOLOGIZE--!!!!!
Babylon Guide: I’m sorry.

48.
Bo-bobo: FORGIVEN!!!!!
Babylon Guide: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: Hate the crime, hate the person.
SFX: Chon, chon
Bo-bobo: Look.
Creature: She’s innocent.
Bo-bobo: ………
Bo-bobo: IT WAS IMPULSIVE--!!!!
Beauty: GYAA!!!

49.
Bo-bobo: IMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPUIMPU
Bo-bobo: IT WAS IMPULSIVE--!!!!
Beauty: I GET IT, SO APOLOGIZE RIGHT!!
Bo-bobo: …sorry
Don Patch: GO-MEN. EH!!, IS FIVE GOOD!!?
(Translator’s Note: Another pun: Bo-bobo apologized by saying “gomen”, or “I’m sorry”, but Don Patch thought he was saying “Go Men” or “Five Noodles”)
Beauty: APOLOGIZE RIGHT!!
Don Patch: It’s useless!! Completely useless!! I can’t eat that much alone!!!
Bo-bobo: OK, so, will you guide us through Babylon?
Babylon Guide: I will guide you.

50.
Narrator: And so they went in search of Bo-bobo’s weakness.
Beauty: Alright, let’s look for Bo-bobo’s weakness.
Beauty: !
Beauty: THEY ALL CAME WITH US--!!!!
Babylon Guide: Teacher, we haven’t found Satou-kun.
Beauty: I don’t know him.

51.
Babylon Guide: Teacher, I’ve gotta go~~
Beauty: Don’t touch me.
Beauty: N!
Cup: Fruit Yogurt
Bo-bobo: IN FRANCE NOW, THEY HAD A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH IN PUTTING FISH IN YOGURT!!!!
Fruit: That’s not it!!! That’s not it--!!!
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! YOU’LL REALLY RUIN THE FLAVOR HARMONY OF THE FRUIT !!!!
Bo-bobo: I’M NOT!
Beauty: He did.
Beauty: !

52.
Plane: Pig Nobility
Pig: You’ve left behind your pork, buhi.
Don Patch: I’m sorry…
Pig: Don’t underestimate the pig nobility, bu---
Beauty: HE’S FLYING WITH PIGS--!!!!
Sock-Eye: PIG NOBILITY!!?
Sock-Eye: Nice collaboration.
SFX: Ching

53.
Sock-Eye: We’ll meet again!!!
Sock-Eye: GYA!!!
Beauty: Hah--…this is hard. No matter where we look, we can’t find Bo-bobo’s weakness. …Does Bo-bobo usually have a weakness…
Creature: Bo-bobo’s Weakness
Creature: OH NO!! MY SECRET!!!
Creature: RUN AWAY!!!!
Narrator: Beauty didn’t follow it.

54.
Narrator: AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, THEY FOUND SATOU-KUN.
Babylon Guide: He’s here—
Beauty: Stop joking and be serious! Even while we’re here, He-kun and the others are fighting Gunkan!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: We’re sorry……………
Beauty: So, let’s go. Follow along propery.
Bo-bobo: Right.
Beauty: THEY’VE MULTIPLIED----!!!!
Beauty: What are those guides? How are they multiplying? And why aren’t they guiding us…I don’t understand. How? How?

55.
Beauty: HE’S HATCHING THEM--!!!
Babylon Guide: Gross—Gross—
Don Patch: Your mother is that girl. So then, you should follow behind her.
Beauty: I SAID NO MORE JOKING ANYMORE!!!! I HATE YOU TWO!!!!
SFX: Ga---n

56.
Bo-bobo: It’s your fault she hates us.
Don Patch: It’s your fault.
Babylon Guide: Bo-bobo-sama, I’ve prepared you coffee.
Bo-bobo: Ooh…it’s already time…
Bo-bobo: Alright, we’ll go apologize tomorrow…
Don Patch: Of course, that’s fine…
Babylon Guide: Make that three.

57.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Guide: Sorri.
(Translator’s Note: Since they misspell “Gomen” here as “Gomenu”, I likewise misspelled “Sorry”)
Beauty: If you understand, you should really get serious.
Babylon Guide: AS I THOUGHT, BEAUTY-SAN IS NICE
Bo-bobo and Don Patch: BEAUTY-SAN, BEAUTY-SAN
Babylon Guides: BEAUTY-SAN, BEAUTY-SAN
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Guides: OUR BEAUTY-SAN!!!
Beauty: I hate Babylon.

(Translator's Note: I know how many people can't stand Beauty's consistant freak-outs and experiencing the weirdness of the world first hand, but this chapter really used her well. In a way, the World of Babylon is sort of like a "Bo-bobo World anyone can go to", thus Beauty can experience even more pure, plot-unrelated nonsense first hand than she would in the real world.)