Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 47

No more talk, no more waiting. BO-BOBO! GUNKAN! FINAL BATTLE! NOW!!!!

Ougi 47: Destiny X Nosehair X Final Battle

76.
Narrator: Its been two hours since Bo-bobo’s team returned from the World of Babylon. The house has been completed.
Gunkan: No way—we built a fine house.
Heppokomaru: Yep.
Bo-bobo: Guide me.
Don Patch: Ya-y! The house I’ve longed for.
Beauty: Huh? Then again, where’s Softon?......

77.
Beauty: They built him in. They built him in. THEY BUILT HIM IN. THEY BUILT HIM INSIDE----!!!!!
Gunkan: Kukuku, that was GARYUU HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: FIST OF ARCHITECTURE. That poop is no longer with you.
Heppokomaru: You! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SOFTON!!!
Beauty: You two did it together.
Heppokomaru: Ku…if I realized what I was doing to Softon then…
Heppokomaru: Oh, I found some good bricks.
Softon: I’m Softon but
Heppokomaru: Hmm hmm.
Softon: I’m Softon but
Heppokomaru: Gunkan-san, I’m finished cementing.
Softon: I’m Softon but
Heppokomaru: That brick earlier was talking.
Gunkan: That’s stupid.
Beauty: ARE YOU KIDDING!!!?

78.
Heppokomaru: I CAN’T FORGIVE YOU! EAT THIS: ONARA SHINKEN!
Don Patch: There…there…
Bo-bobo: Here’s food.
Don Patch: But I see now, isn’t this a great doghouse?
Sign: Dog.
Gunkan: GARYUU HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: LAW OF THE WEST
Heppokomaru: UWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Gunkan: Be strong, Heppokomaru. After all, none of you are my enemy.
Gunkan: I’ll leave you there to die for a while.
Heppokomaru: Damn~~…damn~~…

79.
Bo-bobo: GUNKAN, YOU ALONE I’LL BURY WITH MY NOSEHAIRS FOR SURE.
Don Patch: Not enough food. Food.
Gunkan: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.
Tennosuke: Hi, I’m back—
Gunkan: THE DAY WHERE I WILL KILL YOU…
Gunkan: HERE WE GO!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: BECOME GIANT!!!!!

80.
Bo-bobo: HOW’S THAT
Ant: He…he’s huge—
Bo-bobo: So, come at me.
Bo-bobo: GYAA!!!!

81.
Bo-bobo: Ku!!
Gunkan: IDIOT!! WATCH THIS!!!!
Ladies: Save us! Save us!
Ladies: PLEASE SAVE US!
Robber: Ara, cute.
Gunkan: GUBA!!!!
Gunkan: THAT HUUUUUUUUUURT!!!!

82.
Bo-bobo: I’M TRYING TO BE KIND BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY.
Gunkan: Ku
Narrator: At that time, Gunkan became aware…
Chikuwa: Hate those who do not have substance.
Narrator: Of what was said then by the chikuwa.
(Translator’s Note: As you may already probably know, “chikuwa” are a special processed tube-like fishcake used in ramen. Those were the infamous “churros” used in the dub)
Gunkan: FU…THAT’S FINE. WATCH THIS. MY SECRET OUGI.
Heppokomaru: …Oh no…Bo-bobo-san…that technique will eat him alive…

83.
Gunkan: GARYUU HANAGE SHINKEN MARUHI OUGI: BONE-BONE GO-GO FIST!!!!!
(Translator’s Note: First of all, the “Maruhi” in this technique is, obviously, “secret” as Gunkan threatened. Secondly, the technique’s name is “Kotsukotsu Iku Ken”, which literally means “Fist of Bones Going Away”…but I decided to be more creative)
Bo-bobo: !!
Gunkan: This technique will eat you until you’re through. You’ll be completely sucked dried until you’re nothing but bones.
SFX: Chu—chu—Chu—chu—
Bo-bobo: Ah…ah…
Gunkan: HA HA HA, YOU’RE BECOMING BONES--!!!!!
Bo-bobo: Aah…
Beauty: BO-BOBO!!!

84.
Gunkan: HE BECAME A FOSSIL--!!!!!
SFX: Creak

85.
Skeleton: Ancient Romance. Ancient Romance.
Gunkan: It was actually romantic.
Beauty: BO-BOBO!!
Gunkan: …Actually, I’ve received many, many wound in my heart since my childhood.
Narrator: Long ago…
Pilot#1: Those are the new robot models.
Pilot#2: Aah…these are our force’s trump cards developed in secret for three years.

86.
Pilots: THE TWO THAT WILL CHANGE HISTORY.
Caption: Bo-bobo: Age 3
Caption: Gunkan: Age 3

87.
Announcer: Enemy approaches!! Enemy approaches!! Scramble immediately!!!
Pilot#1: The Gallant Corp!!
Pilot#2: Yes, we’ll see these new robots perform!!!
Announcer: SCRAMBLE
Narrator: And so Bo-bobo and I went out to our first battle.
Bo-bobo’s Weapon: Lunch Next Door
Narrator: Performancewise, there were five of us but I was supposed to perform well with my Ducktail Bazooka…
Narrator: However he won the battle alone. He destroyed the enemy robots one after another.
Narrator: …Of course, his pilot was evil. After all, we robots must be completely trusted to our pilots.
Girl: Wha? That’s strange…
Caption: Gunkan’s Pilot: Jennifer
Gunkan: Ku!! What on earth is his pilot? He’s not any different from the good pilots.
SFX: Creeeeak.
Gunkan: AH! IT’S OPENING

88.
Gunkan: A DRAGON!!?
Narrator: That dragon soared into space…The battle was over.
Gunkan: I can’t forget that humiliation.
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE SO UNMANLY. STILL ROOTED IN THE PAST.

89.
Gunkan: Bo-bobo. Do you remember this wound?
Bo-bobo: THAT WOUND!!!!
Gunkan: IT HURT ME NOW.
Narrator: —20 YEARS AGO—

(Translator's Note: One thing you have to admire about this series: the past always changes every other chapter regarding what really happened. That's the way of Hajikelists but it keeps you on your toes on what happened and what didn't. While I doubt Bo-bobo and Gunkan were space robots fighting in war, I think the next part may have actually happened...)