Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 53

Well with another Maruhage Heavenly King defeated (and Don Patch with a new scar), maybe now we'll find out why Hatenko is there...I hope.

Ougi 53: We Did It! Thanks, Everyone, For Our First Year
(Translator’s Note: The title is a reference to this chapter being a representation of Bo-bobo’s first anniversary in Weekly Shonen Jump in 2002)

172.
Dog: I READ BO-BOBO.
Beauty: How, then, do you read it?
Dog: But aren’t I a dog—

173.
Don Patch: Well------what can I tell you—about the scar over my left eye----listen to me—
Bo-bobo: NOT INTERESTED—
Don Patch: What—weren’t you really interested in listening last week—you’ve become cold to me so quickly—
Hatenko: Bo-bobo, the reason why I’ve been searching for you is to give you this letter. This is by order of Tsuru Tsurulina the 4th.
Bo-bobo: WHAT!! FROM TSURU TSURULINA THE 4TH!!!
Don Patch: IT WAS A STICKER.
Bo-bobo: Hmph, why would he have someone sent to me in order to set up a trap?
Don Patch: A sticker, see? A sticker. (isn’t that amazing)
Picture: WE’VE GOTTEN MARRIED! TSURU TSURULINA THE 4TH – MAKO-CHAN.

174.
Bo-bobo: Oh no—what’s this? A wedding notice. Such good etiquette--!!!
Bo-bobo: N!
SFX: Creak
Bo-bobo: SHE’S SUCKING HIM----!!!!
SFX: Slam
Hatenko: Actually, they’re having the wedding party today, and I’m the one they’ve asked to guide you there.

175.
Bo-bobo: PA-PA-PA-PA-PARTY!!!?
Don Patch: THOSE ARE PANTIES!!!!
SFX: WHAM
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: …………
Beauty: WHAT THE!!?
Don Patch: HA, OH NO! IF THAT’S THE CASE, WHAT WILL I WEAR!? I DON’T HAVE A DRESS!!!!

176.
Bo-bobo: PATCHDERELLA, WE’RE GOING TO THE BALL. YOU’RE STAYING HERE.
Don Patch: AH!! STEPMOTHER!!!
(Translator’s Note: He actually says “Oneesama” here, but I made it “stepmother” to go with the flow)
Bo-bobo: UNTIL WE GET BACK, PLEASE SEPARATE THESE CHICKS INTO “MALE” AND “FEMALE”.
Don Patch: AH! REALLY!!?
Bo-bobo: YOU MUST DO IT.
Don Patch: Uuh…if I had a dress…
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT!! I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU!!
Don Patch: FAIRY GODMOTHER!!
(Translator’s Note: He said “magician” actually but, as before, go with the flow)
Bo-bobo: HOISARASASSA
(Translator’s Note: A Japanese magic spell…did you really think I was just going to put “Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo” or something?)
Don Patch: MAA!! SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DRESS!!
Jacket: Second Generation Red Lotus President
Left Sleeve: Hundred Flower Disorderly
Right Sleeve: Top Grade Quarreler

177.
Bo-bobo: You need your accessories too!! Hoi
Don Patch: Maa!! What pretty princess-like accessories.
Headband: Special Attack
Mouth: Man
Bo-bobo: Next your horse carriage. Ei.
Don Patch: AH, AMAZING! SUCH ELEGANCE!!
Flag: Top Fighter
Bo-bobo: So hurry and go. The party has started.
Don Patch: I KNOW…
Don Patch: SO, LET’S GO.

178.
SFX: VROOOOOOOM
Don Patch: WAIT FOR ME, MASATO. I’LL SURELY DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES.
Fighters: ORA—GYAA—KORA—DIE—KIRA—
Fighters: HEY!! THERE’S A BIKE COMING OUR WAY! WHO IS THAT!!!
Fighter: THAT’S PRESIDENT PATCHDERELLA!!! SHE WOULDN’T ABANDON US!!!
Don Patch: SAA, LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!! (SFX: Piki, Baki)

179.
Narrator: At that moment
Hair Hunter: Here’s your report.
Hair Hunter: Bo-bobo’s team is heading towards “Evil Blood Mansion”.
SFX: Chu-chu-
Caption: EMPEROR OF THE MARUHAGE EMPIRE: TSURU TSURULINA THE 4TH
4th: …………Fu……That Hatenko…he did well inviting them…
4th: Alright, send Guri and Gura to Evil Blood Mansion!!
Hair Hunter: Eeh!!? Those two!!!
4th: BO-BOBO, THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GO. Even so, the manga’s been running for a year and we haven’t hunted hair once.

180.
Bo-bobo: Hey, Hatenko, are we at the party site yet?
Hatenko: Just a little more.
Beauty: Were we just in a forest…
Hatenko: We’ve arrived. Here, at Evil Blood Mansion.
Everyone: IT’S ON FIRE-------!!!!

181.
Firefighters: It’s no use, it won’t go out!!!!
Bo-bobo: YOU IDIOTS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Don Patch: Is that how you put out a fire!!
Firefighter: CAPTAIN
Bo-bobo: Sanma!! Throw Sanma!!
(Translator’s Note: Sanma = Pacific saury)
Don Patch: Be quick!! Quickly!!
Firefighters: UWAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: NO! SANMA WON’T PUT IT OUT!!
Firefighter: Damn—
Don Patch: Only aim for the middle…

182.
Don Patch: Really…today was a nice day off…
Don Patch: IT’S A NOISY SUNDAY!!
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!
Don Patch: UOOOOOO
Don Patch: GYAAAAAA!!!
Don Patch: ………
Don Patch: Want a baked sanma?
Beauty: No.
Bo-bobo: Alright, I’ll stop it.

183.
Bo-bobo: GO OUT!!!!!
Building: OK.
Hatenko, Beauty & Heppokomaru: IT WENT OUT--!!! AND THEN IT SPOKE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Alright, let’s go in to the party.
Beauty: This is suspicious. It could be a trap.
Beauty: N!
Beauty: Ah. A duck.
Beauty: How are you? Are you stuck?

184.
Killalino: Miss, you like ducks too.
Beauty: GYAAAAAAA, THE PERVERT------!!!!
Tarashi: GUE!!!!
Beauty: PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT--!!!!
Tarashii: UOOOOO, I’M BEING TORN, I’M BEING TORN, I’M BEING TORN----!!!!!

185.
Tarashii: LET ME OUT--!!! LET ME OUT--!!!
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Beauty: IYAAAAAAA!!!!
Tarashi: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!
Bo-bobo: Beauty, let him go.
Beauty: Bo-bobo.
Bo-bobo: Are you alright?
Tarashii: That girl’s…a devil…she’s been mean for too long…
Tarashii: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen you and suddenly she tries to kill me…
Bo-bobo: We’re sorry. Forgive us when we open the door now.
Tarashii: I’d be a girl with a bit more…

186.
SFX: Blush…
Bo-bobo: WE’RE TOO LATE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Beauty, apologize!!
Beauty: I’M SORRY!!
Killalino: UUH…THAT’S FINE…
SFX: SLAM
Bo-bobo: AH!! THE DOOR SHUT!!

187.
Killalino: HAHAHA, YOU FELL INTO OUR TRAP!!! ONCE YOU ENTER INTO EVIL BLOOD MANSION, YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT!!!
Bo-bobo: Ku!! It was a trap after all!!
Man in Head: WARNER HOME VIDEO
(Translator’s Note: The word “trap” is “wana” in Japanese. But the man in Bo-bobo’s head said “Waanaa”, which I used as “Warner” in comparison with the video he’s reading)
Beauty: We fell for it 100%.
Hatenko: They fell for it so easily. So easy.
Heppokomaru: You are our enemy after all.
Hatenko: !!
Heppokomaru: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUSPICIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING.
(End of volume 5)

(Translator's Note: Only thing on my mind with this chapter is how much Tsurulina the 4th was right: it was obvious the "Hair Hunting" bit was a front for a plot. We only really see it at the beginning of certain segments anyway. Oh well: another volume down, with more Evil Blood Mansion nonsense next time)