Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 54

Bo-bobo, Beauty and Don Patch are trapped within the bizarre confines of the Evil Blood Mansion! Is there a way out? Why is Heppokomaru so suspicious of Hatenko? And...will Killalino stop screwing things up?

Vol. 6: DedededeDengaku Man
Chapter 54: JUST WANNA CRY

8.
Killalino: This “Evil Blood Mansion” have various traps sets inside. Once you’re inside the Evil Blood Mansion, you’ll never get out. Even a mouse can’t get out of here.
Killalino: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Tarashii: Ah! A mouse.
Mouse: N~~It feels great to be outside, chu--
Killalino: Can you get out of here and live? Pray for a good fight.
Tarashii: YOU DON’T SEE--!! YOU WON’T SEE ANYTHING!!
SFX: Click

9.
SFX: Click
Beauty: Ah! The light went out.
Beauty: It’s so dark I can’t see anything. In that way, we won’t see where the traps are.
Voice: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Beauty: !!
Voice: GUWAAAAAAA!! IT’S THE LEVANIA PAGES~~!!!!!
(Translator’s Note: I really tried to find out what “Lebania” or “Levania” meant and found it a couple times as some sort of food…but I never found out what it was)
Beauty: BO-BOBO!! DON PATCH-KUN!!
Voice: THE SOY SAUCE IS LOW-SODIUM~~!!!!
Beauty: Ah! The light’s on…

10.
Don Patch: You’re so pushy.
Bo-bobo: I’ll come back immediately after my shower.
Don Patch: Ara, its cold. It’s fine…That’s what I told the guys at the company too.
Bo-bobo: Eh!! Hey…you’re mean…
Don Patch: However, it will be five-hundred thousand until tomorrow. Shouldn’t you prepare to pay!!!
Narrator: At that moment, Bo-bobo thought he wanted to run far away by balloon.
Bo-bobo: Ya—y

11.
SFX: Zap zap zap
SFX: Chomp—
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: Bonus stage
Beauty: We’ve got to find the exit immediately.
Killalino: …………I got caught! In a trap…

12.
Beauty: Let’s go, let’s go.
Killalino: Ah, they’re leaving normally.
Tarashii: He he he, Guri and Gura will be here really soon. They secretly know of your blunders.
Killalino: SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I’LL RIP UP YOUR CHEST!
Tarashii: …………I understand…you’re in an “EXILE” mood…
SFX: KABOOM
Bo-bobo: !
Guri: Fu…I’M HERE. SO, LET’S KILL THAT BO-BOBO GUY, RIGHT GURA…
Caption: Tsurulina’s Strongest Assassin: Guri

13.
Guri: AAH!!! GURA~~!!!!
Gura: Uuh…
Caption: Tsurulina’s Strongest Assassin: Gura
Guri: HANG ON!!!
Gura: It’s already too late for me…I was destroyed on impact…
Guri: YOU IDIOT!! Since you’re a new model, you shouldn’t be complaining--!!!
Gura: Uuh…I can’t blink anymore…
Guri: Yes! I sent you some mail!! Read it and get better!!!
Gura: Uuh…I’ve got mail.
Screen: Mail received.
Screen: GET WELL (FROM GURI)

14.
Creature: GET WELL, GET WELL
Gura: Thank you, big brother…I’ll get better!!
Guri: Yes!! That’s the spirit. Gura!! Get better!!!
Creature: DIE
Guri: GURA----!!!!!
Guri: GURA----!!!!!
Gura: Ha…ha…Ah! Ah! Aah!
Gura: It’s too late…you’re pushing your fierceness. And when you push your fierceness…I…I’ll be destroyed----!

15.
SFX: BON
Gura: EH!!? YOU’RE BUSTED!!?
Narrator: At that moment, Bo-bobo’s team was…
Beauty: Why did we return to the mansion again?
Bo-bobo: This Evil Blood Mansion is stained with the smell of blood…there’s some premonition of evil.
SFX: Rustle rustle…rustle rustle…
Bo-bobo & Beauty: !
Bo-bobo: Anyone in here?
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The sfx made by the umbrellas is “kasakasa” which means “to rustle”…while just “kasa” is “umbrella”. Thus…another pun)

16.
Kappa: KAPPA--------!!!!!!!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kappa: Are you alright, boy?
Don Patch: I wear a raincoat on rainy days…not an umbrella, a raincoat…
(Translator’s Note: And thus the puns continue: “kappa” is the Japanese word for “raincoat”…yet the one who stopped the umbrellas was a “kappa”, as in the mythical Japanese creature.)
Kappa: A RAINCOAT. A RAINCOAT ON RAINY DAYS.
Kappa: A refined design…A form that looks beautiful on the body’s line…A material with serious functionality…
Sign: Raincoat Fashion Show

17.
Kappa: The raincoats are coming this spring!!!
Don Patch: Don’t come.
Kappa: So, miss should wear one too, wear one too.
Beauty: No! I’m fine!
Kappa: Cause its’ great, cause its’ great. If you were a raincoat…if you wear a raincoat…
Kappa: IF YOU WEAR IT, YOU’LL BE AN IDOL!

18.
Kappa: PLEASE LISTEN TO MY SONG!
Beauty: ……………………
Don Patch: YOU’RE JUST A PRECOCIOUS~~ONE!
Kappa: Fuwa Fuwa
Don Patch: I’VE ALWAYS DESIRED YOUR LIPS~~!
Don Patch: I’M ALWAYS~~THINKING OF THAT TIME~~
Don Patch: WHEN KAPPA RETURNS TO THE RIVER—
Don Patch: I’LL EVEN EAT CUCUMBERS--?
(Translator’s Note: In lore, Kappa are known to eat cucumbers)
Beauty: Hey? Where did Bo-bobo go?
Kappa: KAPPA CHOP!!
Don Patch: GUBA!!!
Beauty: Where did he go?

19.
Heppokomaru: You may have been able to deceive Bo-bobo and the others in being an ally, but you didn’t fool me—
Heppokomaru: You enticed us in order to fight those guys…And then came the mansion…What are you thinking of, enemy?
Hatenko: You don’t understand anything.
Heppokomaru: WHAT?
Hatenko: An enemy or an ally, either way its fine.
Hatenko: Aah—this is boring.

20.
Beauty: …Where did Bo-bobo go?
Voice: Hee hee hee, it’s truly in my clutches.
Beauty: !
Voice: This has to be my greatest ingredient.
MAX Kyokawa: “BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO”

21.
Beauty: BO-BOBO!!!!
Beauty: !
Manga: BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO? YOSHIO SAWAI SHORT STORY COLLECTION: YOSHIO SAWAI
(Translator’s Note: Bo-bobo’s holding the manga that contains several of Sawai’s early shorts, including all of the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo pilots)
SFX: Poke, poke
Kappa: We’ve come.
Sign: Kappa and Don Patch

(Translator's Note: Alright, let me get this off my chest: am I the only one who doesn't like Kappa? Sure the raincoat bit was funny but he just seems like a tacked on character. OK...Sawai does confirm later he was probably trying to make him a new regular ally/hero, but somehow he just didn't seem to work...well at least compared to that wobbly fellow on the cover of this chapter. Personally, though, with all the "kasa" and "kappa" puns in this chapter, you just need to think of which to use and when...and that can make a man go nuts.)