Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 56

Has Bo-bobo really been brainwashed by the insane lizard? Can Don Patch really get more powerful from a pig? And what the heck is the reason behind this whole section anyway?

Ougi 56: End of the Ugly Quarrel

38.
Pig: Boy. Do you want my power?
Pig: If you want my power…if you want my power…
Pig: It’s yours!!!!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

39.
Bo-bobo: Oh…you’ve powered up? Then I’ll also…
Bo-bobo: POWER UP!!!!!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Caption: Bo-bobo vs. Don Patch
Beauty: WHO!!? WHO ARE YOU TWO!!?
PU Patch: ……

40.
PU Patch: Wh…what happened…is this my body…? What has happened to me…?
PU Patch: I don’t understand. I don’t understand. I don’t under…
PU Patch: STAND!!!
PU Patch: I don’t under, I don’t under, I don’t understand~~!
PU Patch: I don’t under, I don’t under, I don’t understand~~!

41.
PU Patch: Teacher--! I don’t understand!
Bear: Then you’ll die.
PU Patch: What the! You lie, you lie.
Bear: I’m not lying. Pig Man.
PU Patch: …Uhh…so mean…
PU Bo-bobo: Want a drink?

42.
PU Patch: I’m not a pig man…Not a pig man—
PU Bo-bobo: Aah…that’s too bad…
PU Patch: However, I’ve been feeling a lot better since I’ve talked to you. Thanks.
PU Bo-bobo: “You should console those who have been hurt.” That’s a GALS’ IRON-CLAD RULE.
PU Patch: Alright. Shall we leave the Evil Blood Mansion?
SFX: Slip
PU Bo-bobo: “A bill is paid by the one who drank the most.” That’s a GALS’ IRON-CLAD RULE.

43.
PU Patch: “We don’t pay for a consoling period.” That’s a GALS’ IRON-CLAD RULE.
PU Bo-bobo: “If you think you’ve come around, then I’ve already prepared the money.” That’s a GALS’ IRON-CLAD RULE.
PU Patch: You do it.
PU Bo-bobo: No, you.
Salesman: That’s not enough.
Narrator: GALS’ IRON-CLAD RULES: The absolute rules carried by gals.
(Translator’s Note: Somehow I think this whole sequence and the girls in this panel are all a big reference to the shoujo manga “GALS!” by Minoha Fuji, also known by its anime name “Super GALS! Kotobuki Ran”)
PU Patch: We’re back—
PU Bo-bobo: Let’s finally get out of Evil Blood Mansion.
PU Bo-bobo & PU Patch: !!!
Don Patch: My next attack will wake you up.
Bo-bobo: COME AT ME THEN!

44.
PU Patch & PU Bo-bobo: Eh? So what are we?
Beauty: So where’s Hatenko currently?
Heppokomaru: That guy didn’t come.
Don Patch: UOOOOOOOOOO
Don Patch: DRUNK!! DRUNK!! DRUNK!! DRUNK!!
Bo-bobo: GYAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: THESE ARE THE LEGENDARY DRUNK STICKERS…
Don Patch: IF HE DRINKS, HE WON’T COME. IF HE COMES, HE WON’T DRINK~~!!!!

45.
Don Patch: I’m fine! I’m fine!
Kappa: KYAAA!!!!
Don Patch: SAY SOMETHING!!!!!
Kappa: I’m sorry…
Bo-bobo: LICENSE YOUR STRAY CATS!!!!
Headband: Stray Cat
Coat: I love stray cats
Don Patch: I’VE OPERATED THAT~~!!!!
MAX: ALRIGHT, BO-BOBO, ONLY THE TWO BRATS ARE LEFT!! KILL THEM--!!!
Bo-bobo: Understood.
Beauty: GYAAAAA
Heppokomaru: KU, CAN WE EVEN RESTRAIN HIM!!
Don Patch: Someone…stop him.

46.
Beauty: HATENKO
Hatenko: Hey, Oyabin.
Heppokomaru: He…why did he come in here…? Isn’t he our enemy?
Hatenko: Now now, I’m not these brat’s babysitter.
Hatenko: KAGI SHINKEN: LOCK!!!!
(Translator’s Note: See!? Sawai got it right on his second try! The first was merely an Engrish mistake of the L/R usage)

47.
Hatenko: Oyabin, this is my Kagi Shinken. Bo-bobo has been stopped for a limit of one minute.
Don Patch: Perfect.
Don Patch: Alright, its been a while but shall we use our ultimate technique?
Hatenko: LET’S DO IT, OYABIN!!
Don Patch: LET’S GO, HATENKO!!!!
Hatenko: HEY, OYABI~~N!!!
Don Patch: CENTER LINK!!!
Bo-bobo: Morning!
SFX: !!
MAX: AND NOW—THE GOALKEEPER HAS WOKEN UP!!!!

48.
Bo-bobo: COME--!!!
Don Patch: LET’S GO!!!
Don Patch: DOUBLE SKYLAB HURRICANE!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The “Double Skylab Hurricane” is a technique used by the Tachibana Brothers in “Captain Tsubasa”)
MAX: GOAL!!!!
MAX: GOAL!!! GOAL!! GOAL!! GOAL!! GOAL!!
Heppokomaru: Damn…
Beauty: WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING!!?
(Translator’s Note: Beauty’s outfit is connected to “Sakura Josui Junior High” from another WSJ soccer manga: Daisuke Higuchi’s “Whistle!”)
Don Patch: That’s the whistle—

49.
MAX: ALRIGHT!! BO-BOBO!! PLAYTIME IS OVER!!! KILL THEM ALL--!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHA? (what’s that?)
MAX: KILL!! THAT’S AN ORDER, BO-BOBO!! KILL THEM!!!
Bo-bobo: What are you saying?
Don Patch: Huh?
MAX: EH? NO…I CAN’T CONTROL HIM? SO, WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING UNTIL NOW…?
Beauty: You didn’t notice?
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san doesn’t have a means to be controlled.
MAX: IDIOT, I KNEW THAT!! I KNEW IT FROM THE START!! I DIDN’T HAVE A REASON NOT TO NOTICE!!!

50.
Everyone: You’re lying.
Kappa: YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR VICTIMS, GURI AND GURA!!! APOLOGIZE!!!!
PU Patch & PU Bo-bobo: RIGHT, RIGHT!
Kappa: You two are still here?
Caption: Next Day
Paper: BO-BOBO NEWS: THE GENIUS DOCTOR’S PITIFUL FINAL DAYS

51.
Narrator: And so, Bo-bobo’s group soon left Evil Blood Mansion.
Heppokomaru: Why did we come here?
Hatenko: That’s my business.
Heppokomaru: I don’t think you’re really one of our team.
Hatenko: Your choice.
Bo-bobo: So then, look at the mansion.
Bo-bobo: That’s the reason for going to Evil Blood Mansion.
Hatenko: Right.
Heppokomaru: ……
Beauty: Occasionally the ending can be nice too…

(Translator's Note: OK, can someone explain what just happened? Yeah, it turned into a pig head similar to the one that made a deal with Don Patch (not really) but this is probably one of the more confusing denouements of this series...and that's saying something. Anyway, I was tempted on naming the "powered up" versions of the two of them "Super Bo-bobo" and "Super Patch"...but we'll see a real "Super Bo-bobo" later so it just didn't seem right. It was still an unexpected and hilarious bit in a mostly dissapointing segment. Let's move on, huh?)