Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 57

Leaving behind all the craziness in Evil Blood Mansion, Bo-bobo's team can finally find time for rest and relaxation...yeah, right!

Ougi 57: Summer! The Sea! Splitting Watermelons!! Yay~~~~!!!!

53.
Narrator: Bo-bobo’s group has come to relax by the sea.
Beauty: BO-BOBO, IT’S THE SEA! HURRY, HURRY!!
Banner 1: FU-RIN-KA-
(Translator’s Note: Assumably this banner is connected to the saying “Fuu-Rin-Ka-Zan”, or “as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as daring as fire, and immovable as the mountain”, as seen in Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”)
Banner 2: Fisherman
Armor: Bu (Warrior)

54.
Don Patch: That day has finally come…
Don Patch: Uuh…cold…it’s too cold…when will I…take myself forth into the summer…
Don Patch: This summer, I’ll flirt with the hot guys I’ll really make men out of them…
Voice: Hey! Where did you come from, miss?
Don Patch: One’s arrived immediately.

55.
Robo#1: HEY, IF ITS ALRIGHT, I WILL SPREAD OIL ON YOU.
Don Patch: HE SEEMS SKILLED AT SPREADING OIL--!!!!!
Don Patch: Eh~~~~what will I do~~~~
Bo-bobo’s Surfboard: Rebellion

56.
Bo-bobo: I WANT TO BECOME AN IDOL~~!!!!!
Bo-bobo: GUWA!!!
Bo-bobo: TSUNKU-SAN…TSUNKU-SAN…
(Translator’s Note: Tsunku, also known as “Mitsuo Terada”, is a singer, producer and songwriter. Originally known as the lead for the group “Sharan Q”, he was the man behind the super-girl-group Morning Musume)
Bo-bobo: I’M HERE--!!!!!
Bo-bobo: GUWA!!!
Heppokomaru: HA HA HA…HE’S ENJOYING IT.

57.
Beauty: OK, I’ll swim too.
SFX: DOKI
SFX: DOKI DOKI DOKI
SFX: DOKI, “DOKI”, DOKI, “DOKI”
(Translator’s Note: the SFX goes between the “doki” which is used for a heartbeat and the “doki” which is the word for “earthenware”)
Beauty: Amazing, Hekkun. You’re making earthenware.
Heppokomaru: This is Jomon earthenware…(its too bad it isn’t Yayoi but…)
(Translator’s Note: Jomon earthenware is the pottery created during the Jomon period between 14,000 BC & 400 BC. It is notable for the rope patterns found on them. On the other hand, Yayoi pottery from the Yayoi period [400 BC – 250 AD] shows decorations connected to the arrival of people from China and Korea)
Hatenko: …Oyabin, where did you go? You said you wanted to split watermelon…
Hatenko: AH! OYABIN!!

58.
Hatenko: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM--!!!
#1: GUBA!!!!
Hatenko: Are you sweaty, Oyabin!! If you want oil, I’ll put it on you!!!
Don Patch: That…hurts…
Hatenko: I’M…I’M SORRY!!!!
Don Patch: So nice…
#1: A man’s jealousy is shameful.
#1: THAT WOMAN IS MINE. I WON’T LOSE. (Ah, today been unlucky)
Page: TODAY’S FORTUNE: UNLUCKY
Hatenko: THAT ROBOT~~THAT ROBOT~~
Hatenko: YOU—QUIT JOKING!!! I’LL BET OYABIN IN A WATERMELON-SMASHING CONTEST!!!!
#1: THAT’S FINE.

59.
#1: It is foolish to challenge our skill at watermelon smashing…
Hatenko: I WON’T LET YOU HAVE OYABIN
Caption: -BEACH VOLLEYBALL CONFRONTATION-
#1: WE’LL SERVE LAW HERE.
Caption: HAIR HUNTERS ROBO-BLOCK TEAM: #1, #2
Hatenko: Don’t underestimate us…
Bo-bobo: Are they actually Hair Hunters?
Caption: -HATENKO TEAM-
Caption: -REFEREE-: A SEAGULL WHO FLIES FUNNY
Beauty: GOOD LUCK, BO-BOBO
Heppokomaru: …………

60.
Bo-bobo: DIE HATENKO!!!!!
Hatenko: GUWA!!!!
Hatenko: Be serious.
Bo-bobo: The daybreak of rebellion is near.
Announcer: Bo-bobo’s second serve
Bo-bobo: YOUR BACKSIDE IS OPEN--!!!!!
Hatenko: GYAA!!!!!
Bo-bobo: I’ve done it, dono…this was a fighting scene-dono…
Samurai: Great
Ninja: I’ll kill you.
Seagull: TWO POINTS AWARDED TO HATENKO TEAM
Beauty: WHAT!!?

61.
Announcer: Robot Team’s first serve.
#1: This technique should take me to the Nationals…
#1: ROBO-SERVE!!!!!
Seagull: NO COUNT
#1: WHAT!!!?
Seagull: Three years ago, my parents…they lost their lives fighting in aerial combat against robots. This is my revenge.
Seagull: You will not have a second serve. (Out loud) Sa (internally) Serve change to Hatenko Team.
#1: Eeh!!?
#1: Ku…if that’s how it is, we’ll use our trump card…
Hatenko: Next you fool around, I’ll kill you.
Bo-bobo: Tenka Fubu
(Translator’s Note: The expression Bo-bobo stated, “Tenka Fubu”, was a slogan used by Oda Nobunaga during his period of conquering a third of what is now Japan. The slogan means “Spread the Militarism Over the Whole Land”.)
#1: ALL OF YOU LOOK OVER HERE!!!!!

62.
Don Patch: KYAAAAAAAAAA, STOP~~~~~~!!!!
Robots: HA HA HA HA-!!!! WE’RE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT’S UNDER THIS WOMAN’S SKIRT----!!!!
Bo-bobo, Beauty & Heppokomaru: Uwwaa—what are they doing—
Hatenko: OYABIN!!! OYABI~~N!!!
Don Patch: NO--! STOP--!!
Hatenko: STOP IT!! YOU PERVERTED ROBOTS!!
#1: If you don’t want to see what’s under this woman’s skirt, don’t move.

63.
#1: OTTO, SHOW THEM WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS.
#3: FAN SET ON
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAAAAA
Don Patch: MONSTERS!!! MONSTERS--!!!!
#1: HA HA HA HA HA, JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE--!!!!
Don Patch: NO!! NO--!!!
Panties: Dandy

64.
Hatenko: Ku
Beauty & Heppokomaru: …………
Don Patch: DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME!!! CONCENTRATE ON THE BEACH VOLLEYBALL GAME!!!!
Hatenko: I CAN’T!!! I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON BEACH VOLLEYBALL WITH OYABIN’S EYES LOOKING LIKE THAT!!!
Don Patch: If you’re thinking about me, then win!! Win the match!!!
Beauty: Aah…
Beauty: THE SUN SETS TODAY TOO…

65.
Man: It sets…It does set…
Hatenko: I understand, Oyabin!!! The sooner we defeat them, the sooner Oyabin will be rescued!!!
Hatenko: …even if I say that, I won’t win as long as I play with Bo-bobo! The only thing I can do is change players…
Hatenko: But those two aren’t talking.
Hatenko: !
Helicopter: Good luck--good luck--

66.
Helicopter: Good luck—
Hatenko: HE’S A GOOD TALENT!!!!
Hatenko: With that helicopter, even the nationals won’t be a dream!!!
Hatenko: PLAYER CHANGE!!! BO-BOBO’S BEEN SWITCHED FOR HELICOPTER!!!!
Hatenko: Hey, how much experience do you have at volleyball?
Helicopter: Three months.
Hatenko: Perfect
#1: Ku, IN THAT CASE, WE’LL SHOW OUR TRUE FORM.

67.
Robots: FUSION!!!!
Hatenko: WHAT!!!
SFX: CLING
Robots: FAN
#1: WE CAN’T FUSE, PYO—N!
Heppokomaru: Amazing.
Beauty: That’s pretty.
Don Patch: Chi…aren’t they becoming quite a strong enemy…I’LL TAKE THEM ON SOON.

(Translator's Note: By this point, I wonder how many people are getting as sick of Hatenko as I am. If he didn't get peeved off by the robots oiling Don Patch, none of the events in this and the next chapter would have happened...well OK, they are Hair Hunter Robots, but it would have occured probably in a different manner than what Hatenko pulled. He's just a little "too" obsessed wtih his Oyabin, isn't he? At least we only have one more chapter of this stupidity...)