Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 58

Fun in the sun has become a battleground as Bo-bobo's team takes on a squad of Hair Hunting robots on the beach! But which squad will prove themselves better?

Ougi 58: Don Patch’s Masterpiece Theater

69.
#1: FU FU FU…BO-BOBO. WELCOME TO OUR ROBO-BLOCK BASE.
Caption: Hair Hunter Robo-Block Leader: Lead by #1: Robo Team
Beauty: Eh? A base? I don’t see a base anywhere.
Beauty: Ha!!
#1: You’ve found it.
SFX: Pat pat pat
Crab: Wrong. This is my house.

70.
Beauty: IT IS—
#1: WE ON ROBO-TEAM ARE THE HIGH-SPEC COMPUTERIZED ROBOTS OF THE HAIR HUNTERS. WE WHO HAVE GATHERED THE ESSENCE OF SKILLS OF THE MARUHAGE EMPIRE WILL NEVER LET YOU WIN IN ANY MATCH.
Don Patch: INTERESTING!! SO LET’S HAVE A BASEBALL MATCH!!!!
#1: FINE.
Caption: -Baseball Match-
Stadium: Bo-bobo Field

71.
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO!!!!
Beauty: YOU’RE ON THE SAME TEAM!!!?
SFX: KA—CHIN
SFX: KA—CHIN
SFX: KA—CHIN
Everyone: WE’VE BEEN CRUSHED
Beauty: WHAT A WEAK TEAM~~~~
Don Patch: You’re all interesting!! Alright, I’ll show you my true ability!!! Next will be a Beach Flags match!!!!

72.
SFX: Splash splash
Bo-bobo: THEY’VE DONE IT!! SO THEN, WHICH OF US CAN TAKE THE BETTER PICTURE? SPECIAL STORY MATCH!!!!!
Caption: ~BEES FLOCKING ON A FLOWER~
Bo-bobo: HA HA HA, WE’VE WON!!!!!
Caption: ~REFRESH~
Bo-bobo: THEY TOOK THAT SHOT WHILE IN AN ONSEN--!!!!
#1: WE RISKED OUR LIVES ON IT!

73.
Bo-bobo: Ku!! They’ve done it!! ROBO-TEAM!! THEY’RE NOT NORMAL!!!!
Hatenko: What will we do?
#1: !!!
Hatenko: All of them are robots. However, wouldn’t it be better if we destroy their power source so they won’t be able to move?
Hatenko: Alright, for the moment, I’ll look at your power source.
#1: AH! NO!
SFX: Twitch, twitch
Hatenko: THERE WE GO!!!
#1: AAH!
Mouse: Heeve ho, heeve ho.

74.
Mouse: If he doesn’t move, I’ll be downsized…If he doesn’t move, I’ll be downsized…
Mouse: Chu!!
#1: Aah!! My power source!!!!
#1: You--!! What did you do to me!!! If you don’t have your power source, you won’t be able to move!!!
#1: HA!!!
#1: THAT’S IT!!! A V-3 ENGINE!!!!!

75.
#1: This is the legendary high-grade engine…How could this man have such an amazing engine…? No…I can’t win. This guy can’t make us win with this bundle…
#1: N!
#1: THEY’RE NOT PLUGGED IN
#1: Eh? Then why are those guys running…?
Man: It’s a hobby.
Robots: WE CAN’T WIN…

76.
Bo-bobo: WE’VE WON.
#1: WE’VE LOST.
Don Patch: You’ve gotten big, Roscal…
#1: ROSCAL!? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!!!
Don Patch: It’s me, Roscal. Patchiring. Hey, remember me? I raised you.
#1: I REMEMBER TOO…I REMEMBER TOO…
Caption: YOU CAN’T WASH, ROSCAL: EPISODE 1: GOODBYE, ROSCAL
Bo-bobo: I’VE GOT TONIGHT’S DINNER!!!!
Robot: My son Roscal—
Voice: YOUR FATHER’S DEATH WAS USELESS--!!
Don Patch: How sad…You’re an orphan today as well.

77.
Narrator: Patchiring said that I could live together with him and his grandfather.
Don Patch: Grandpa, this child will live with us.
Bo-bobo: Ho ho ho, good friend, good friend.
Narrator: I was happy…
Bo-bobo: Quickly sprout for us—
Narrator: However, the way I lived was mistaken.
Narrator: And so I became this way.
Narrator: And then on that day…
Bo-bobo: ROSCAL SHOULD RETURN TO HIS TRUE NATURE.
Don Patch: WHY!!? GRANDPA!!?
Bo-bobo: It’s because of his providential nature.
Bo-bobo: For starters, a robot is a living being that lives within its own nature…if he continues to live with us humans for however long, then Roscal won’t be able to live with robots well when he grows up…
Bo-bobo: I know this is horrible, but it’s for Roscal’s sake.
Don Patch: …………I understand, grandpa…

78.
Narrator: And so, the day came when I was returned to nature.
Don Patch: Hey, Roscal, do you remember your home?
Roscal: ROBO~~?
Bo-bobo: Patchiring, they’re here. Roscal’s people.
Don Patch: Here you go, Roscal. Here’s all your people.
Don Patch: So go now, Roscal. You’ll surely remember how to transform and how to fuse.
Roscal: Robo~~

79.
Roscal: ROBO~~~~!!!
Don Patch: Roscal…you shouldn’t worry after all.
Don Patch: Everyone, please take care of this child.
Don Patch: See you, Roscal. I’ve already gone. Be well.
Don Patch: ……………………Roscal…
Roscal: DON’T TOUCH ME, YOU STRAY DOG!!!

80.
SFX: Blow…
Don Patch: Uuh…will he pick me up?
Don Patch: !
Don Patch: ………Right…
Face: Come with me.

81.
Beauty: Those two have such a sad past…
Heppokomaru: It was really a good story…
Don Patch: Roscal…have you learned how to fuse?
#1: YES! THANKS TO YOU!!!
#1: PLEASE WATCH ME, PATCHIRING-SAN. I HAVE GROWN UP!!!
Robots: FUSION!!!!
SFX: KA
Forgiveness Mask: FORGIVENESS MASK!!!!!

82.
Forgiveness Mask: Forgive me, Forgive me, Forgive me, Forgive me
Don Patch: IDIOT--!! THAT’S A HORRIBLE FUSION--!!! LET US SHOW YOU THE REAL WAY TO FUSE!!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: FUSION!!!!
Forgiveness Mask 2: FORGIVENESS MASK!!!!
Forgiveness Masks: FORGIVEN!!!

83.
Bo-bobo: HOWEVER, #3 ISN’T--!!!!
#3: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
#2: #3~~!!!
#4: THAT’S DIRTY!! DIDN’T WE APOLOGIZE FOR EARLIER!!!
Bo-bobo: WE DIDN’T—MAKO-CHA-N (Style of Kubozuka)
(Translator’s Note: I’m assuming that the “Kubozuka” mentioned is Yosuke Kubozuka, a popular and rising actor who starred in various popular films and dramas at the time including “Go!” about a Korean boy living in Japan and dramas such as “Strawberry on the Shortcake”, “Ikebukuro West Gate Park” [based on a manga], and two dramas based on Shonen Magazine manga: “Kindachi Case Files” and “Great Teacher Onizuka”)
Robots: ADULTS ARE TRICKSTERS……………WE DON’T WANT TO BECOME DIRTY ADULTS…
Face: Go except those who aren’t adults.

(Translator's Note: Those robots...somehow if it wasn't Bo-bobo's "engine", it was that sob story that made them change. I even almost felt sorry for a moment...but then again, at least the long, tiring part is finally over. To tell the truth, outside a couple crazy moments, the last several chapters have felt like a chore to me! But we're out of the darkness and things are about to get better (and stranger) from here on! Heck, our next crucial character will be introduced in the very next chapter...and if you've seen the anime, you know exactly who...or what...it is!)