Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 60

Bo-bobo's team are deep within the bizarre confines of Z-Block. But what is its horrific secret they keep talking about? And...why does that little white thing want everyone to eat dengaku?

Ougi 60: Z-Block Base’s Secret

101.
Narrator: Last Time: Bo-bobo’s group has arrived at Z-Block Base.
SFX: WA—WA—WA—
Hatenko: …………!
Wa-: What’s wrong? You’ve painfully come to look for Bo-bobo to defeat me!!!
People: Of course!! You’re too noisy!!!
Wa-: I’M SORRY. I’VE BEEN BAD. THAT’S JUST MY MOOD.
Voice: FU FU FU…YOU’RE THE RUMORED STRONG ONE THAT DEFEATED PONTARO, BO-BOBO…
Bo-bobo: Who’s that?
Voice: HOWEVER, CAN YOU REALLY DEFEAT OUR NEXT MAN?
Voice: APPEAR!!! RADIOMAN!!!!
Heppokomaru: !!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!?

102.
Radioman: RADIO----!!!!!
Bo-bobo: !!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Radioman: HA HA HA, I AM CALLED RADIOMAN BUT I’M A TELEVISION!!! ARE YOU SHOCKED--!!!!
Don Patch: REALLY!!? REALLY!!?
Radioman: YOU’RE SO SHOCKED THAT YOU’RE NOT SPEAKING!!! HA HA HA, SO NOW I’LL DRAG YOU INTO MY T.V.!!!!

103.
(The title page, a couple pages after the start this time)

104.
TV Servant: GUGIGI…
TV Servant: Ku…they won’t budge…
Hatenko: What are you doing?
Beauty: DON’T TOUCH ME!!
CD Servant: What’s your favorite CD?
Book: CD Check
Bo-bobo: Osakana Tengoku—
(Translator’s Note: During this period in 2002, a children’s song known as “Osakana Tengoku” or “Fish Heaven” became a major hit in Japan. Originally recorded in 1991 as part of a fish cooperative campaign, the song slowly spread throughout Japan in 2001 until it was recorded by Hiromi Shibaya and released in March, 2002, where it became a big hit)
CD Servant: Ho—that’s a new song.
TV Servant: If you go inside, we’ll give you a lot of candy.
Don Patch: REALLY!!? REALLY!!?
TV Servants: We’ll give you 100 yen!!! Come and we’ll give you 100 yen!!! There’s toys too—
Don Patch: REALLY!!? REALLY!!?
Hatenko: AH! OYABIN!!!
TV Servant: OK, we got one--!!!
Don Patch: REALLY!!?
Hatenko: Oyabin!!!
Bo-bobo: Beauty.
Beauty: !

105.
Bo-bobo: I’m going to save Don Patch and Hatenko. If we don’t come back after thirty minutes, call the police.
Bo-bobo: APYAPYA—APYAPYA—
Beauty: AH! BO-BOBO!!
Adman: …Will this really improve TV ratings…?
Caption: AD
Director: I don’t know…
Caption: Director
Producer: They will if they can.
Caption: Producer
Heppokomaru: Ku!! What have you done to Bo-bobo!! I’ll destroy you!!!
Radioman: If you harm my body, those inside my body will get hurt.
SFX: Pi
Heppokomaru: WHAT!!!
Radioman: Watch this. Th…this program is the main show of the Hair Hunt...
TV: HAIR HUNT NEWS SUPER
Woman: Good evening, it’s time for the news.
Man: Let’s immediately get to our top story.

106.
Man: WE’RE IN A PINCH
Beauty: THEY’RE INSIDE THE SHOW--!!!!
Heppokomaru: Eh? What’s with that reaction!!? Can’t you really say something else!!!!
Man: Ku…what is it that you want?
Don Patch: OUR PURPOSE IS TO TAKE OVER THE NEWS--!!!
Woman: KYA
Bo-bobo: IT’S BO-BOBO AND DON PATCH’S
Don Patch: NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!!
BG: NEWS NEWS NEWS
Bo-bobo: This is our top story: Today at dawn, robbers were arrested when they entered a supermarket.
Don Patch: AH, SCARY
Bo-bobo: Here’s the VTR at that moment.

107.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: IT WAS US! IT WAS US!
Bo-bobo: Jan-Ken-Pon!
(Translator’s Note: “Jankenpon” is the expression used when playing “Rock/Paper/Scissors” in Japan)
Bo-bobo: I won.
Don Patch: I lost.
Bo-bobo: So now for our next story.
Heppokomaru: WHAT IS THIS NEWS!!!!
Bo-bobo: Today, the car maker Toyoto revealed their newest model of car.
(Translator’s Note: Toyoto is a parody of car maker Toyota)
Don Patch: EH!! WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
Bo-bobo: THIS

108.
Bo-bobo: IT’S THE HELL CAR--!!!!
Don Patch: GYAAAAAA, GAS MILAGGGE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Next is political news.
Bo-bobo: Today, the government had gone into some sort of meeting. That’s it.
Heppokomaru & Beauty: THAT’S WHAT ITS ABOUT--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Next is the sports news corner. Over to you, Patchimi.
Don Patch: Yes, I know. Today, too, I’ve brought with me the latest sports news.
Caption: SPORTS NEWS

109.
Don Patch: RIGHT! THAT’S THE SPORTS NEWS! SO LETS SWITCH BACK TO THE STUDIO!
Heppokomaru & Beauty: HE READ IT--!!!!
Bo-bobo: Recently the sports news seems to be popular.
Don Patch: MY, AMAZING! I’VE BEEN ENCOURAGED TO RESEARCH IT EVERY DAY. ITS WORKING.
Heppokomaru: KU! I’M JUST WATCHING THIS, BUT MY STOMACH IS AMAZINGLY SICKENING…
Beauty: Hey? Where’s Hatenko?
Heppokomaru: Well he hasn’t appeared.
Bo-bobo: Next, a shocking picture from the audience.
Don Patch: I LOVE THIS SEGMENT!!
Bo-bobo: Today is a “Shinrei Shashin” special.
(Translator’s Note: A “Shinrei Shashin” or “Soul Picture” is a picture where a spirit or ghost is seen unexpectedly in a picture)
Bo-bobo: Here’s the first one.

110.
Beauty & Heppokomaru: IS THIS GOOD FOR HATENKO--!!!!
Bo-bobo: That’s all the news for today. We’ll say goodbye while showing tomorrow’s weather.
Caption: Tomorrow’s Weather
Heppokomaru & Beauty: IT’S OVER--!!!!
Heppokomaru: DO YOU THINK THIS IS HOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET OUT THROUGH THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Shou Mei: HA HA HA!! I REALLY LIKED THAT!!!
Don Match: I’M BLIND!!!
Heppokomaru: Ah! An enemy has appeared.

111.
Shou Mei: HA HA HA!! I’M THE NUCLEUS OF RADIOMAN! SHOU MEI!!
Bo-bobo: A POWERFUL ENEMY APPEARS.
Shou Mei: Ku ku ku…you all don’t know the secret of the Z-Block base…IT’S A SHOCKING TRUTH…
Don Patch: WHAT’S THE SECRET? I WANT TO KNOW
Shou Mei: Fine. I’ll tell you. SHOW
Shou Mei: In the Hair Hunters, the strongest in order should be A-Block, but in reality, Z-Block is the strongest of the Hair Hunters.
Shou Mei: You all are on the same level as A-Block leader Tokoro Tennosuke. That’s the normal level of Z-Block.

112.
Shou Mei: Furthermore, the number of us in Z-Block are two-thousand. To all of you, that’s a despairingly number.
Bo-bobo: WHAT--!!!
Don Patch: Ah, he broke.
Bo-bobo: Ku…Because of that, we’re trapped inside this TV. Two of us outside here are in danger…
Bo-bobo: I’M WORRIED FOR THOSE TWO!! WE’VE GOT TO HANDLE THIS!!!
Don Patch: OK
Shou Mei: GOD FLA----SH!!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: IT’S MORTIFYING BUT GODLY…
Shou Mei: WITHIN THE GOD FLASH, ITS “USELESS” TO EVEN LIE!! IN FRONT OF THE LIGHT OF GOD, EVERYONE CONFESSES!!!

113.
Bo-bobo: I CONFESS…
Bo-bobo: I, BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO…(comment) Done.
Bo-bobo: HAVE KICKED DOWN MY FRIENDS.
Letter: BO-BOBO POPULARITY VOTE.
1. FAVORITE CHARACTER: BO-BOBO
2. LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER: DON PATCH
Don Patch: YOU--!! DIRTY!!!
Shou Mei: SO!! YOU’RE NEXT!!!
Don Patch: I CONFESS…
Don Patch: I, DON PATCH…(comment) Done.
Don Patch: SELFISHLY LET MY FRIENDS GET LOST.
Page: Lost: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Age 3.
I am looking for this child.
Special Attribute: Afro, Nosehairs
If you find him, please call.

114.
Bo-bobo: YOU—IDIOT!!!!
Don Patch: SAME FOR YOU!!!?
Bo-bobo: GUGUGUGU…
Don Patch: GUGUGUGU…
Bo-bobo: PUNPUNPUNPUN!!!!
Don Patch: PUNPUNPUNPUN!!!!
SFX: Boing boing boing boing boing
(Translator’s Note: “Pun” is used as “Hmph”)
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: FRIENDS NO MORE
Shou Mei: Ku ku ku, through my thoughts, their friendship is broken up.
Beauty: THOSE TWO ARE THINKING OF THEMSELVES!!
Heppokomaru: This is bad too.
Beauty: Eh?

115.
Heppokomaru: THE AUDIENCE IS ALL Z-BLOCK SOLDIERS.
Hair Hunters: Ku ku ku, just those two brats are left. We’ll slice them to death.
Heppokomaru: Hey hey, what’s with all of them here…he said they’re all Tennosuke’s level…
Boy: Boss, they’re a bit closer to their destruction.
Girl: What should we do?
Dengaku Man: WE’LL EAT DENGAKU—
Boy & Girl: SO CUTE…AFTER ALL, EVERYONE LOVES DENGAKU MAN.

(Translator's Note: I know its an obvious joke but the whole bit of "Radioman" being a giant TV always gets to me)