Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 62

At a moment of hopelessness, Bo-bobo has transformed into a hellish black-afro warrior! But will he be enough to stop the insane Shou Mei and get out of Radioman's TV? And who will respond to Beauty's own cry for help?

Ougi 62: Plan to Become a Dragon

133.
(Translator’s Note: Like the last chapter, this is based on a Bo-bobo poll, but this one was for “least favorite character”. The results for the five here were as followed:
1. Pickles
2. Serviceman
3. The Guy Who Wished to Be Here
4. Softon
5. Don Patch
No one likes Pickles…but he’s a running gag, as is Serviceman. At least this shows Sawai doesn’t care what people think…unlike other mangaka)

134.
Narrator: Summary of Last Time: Beauty was in a huge pinch.
Beauty: SAVE ME, BIG BRO—THER!!!!
Caption: Women’s Restroom
Hibi: Uhuhu…that’s the end of them too.
(Translator’s Note: Its later revealed her name is Hibi so I’ll just use that here. Sadly the black guy has no name)
Hibi: We don’t have to appear anymore.
Softon: Fu, I’m here…
Hibi: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hibi: WHAT IS THIS POOP!!? WHY IS IT COMING OUT!!!!
Softon: No, miss…you’re wrong!!!!
Hibi: I’M NOT WRONG!!! GO DOWN, PLEASE GO DOWN!!
Softon: Chi…wait…listen to me…listen to me…

135.
Softon: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hibi: …Really, who’s poop was that…
SFX: Poke, poke
Hibi: N?
Serviceman: SERVICE
Hibi: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SFX: Plunk
Softon: That was dangerous…
Serviceman: Are you alright?
Softon: However they said that we were entering from the wrong place. Let’s go further.

136.
Narrator: At that time, Bo-bobo was…
Shou Mei: I can’t win…
Bo-bobo: I have one word to say to you.
Bo-bobo: This way I am a workaholic. Even if you make it so happy, we got the sunset on the beach. As soon as I screamed, the chicken boy comprised me so greatest hits.
Bo-bobo: I think you are the most variable troublemaker, you know. You must go ahead! Why? It’s a foolish question. You can’t understand yourself, OK?
Bo-bobo: It’s a cloudy day today. Get out here and break through the bad company, you see the perfect world great circle change. A long long time ago, my grandfather knocked on the next door. They should give me a chocolate. I can not exchange the money here.
(Translator’s Note: Yeah, this can stay at it is since its mostly just bizarre Engrish mumbo-jumbo but I tried to adjust a little bit so it made a bit more sense)
Shou Mei: THAT WASN’T ONE WORD--!!!! (I don’t even know what it means--)
Shou Mei: THAT’S FINE!! I’LL GO AHEAD TO KILL YOU!!! DIE------!!!!

137.
Kaosu: SPIRIT OF THE FOREST WHO WAS ORIGINALLY NAMED JENNIFER, BLOW YOUR WIND!!! RELEASE TO ME NOW THE POWER OF “BELIEF”!!!! BATTLE ARMOR OUGI: PERFECT HAJIKE BLOCK!!!!
Don Patch: YOU GOT IT--!!!! LEAVE IT TO ME----!!!!
Shou Mei: ORAA!!!!!
SFX: Swish
Kaosu: GUBA!!!!!
Kaosu: ……You avoided it?......
Shou Mei: YOU HAVEN’T SHOWN A THING--!!! I’LL KEEP GOING!!!
Don Patch: YOU WON’T LAY A HAND ON MY MASTER!!!!
Shou Mei: ORAORAORAORAORAORA--!!!!!
SFX: Swish swish swish swish
Kaosu: GAHA!!! GUHA!!! GOHA!!!

138.
SFX: Slide
Narrator: Father…your armor betrayed you. You’ve died.
Narrator: DEAD
Bo-bobo: UOOOOO!!! ENEMY OF FATHERS--!!! TAKE THIS: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI—
Bo-bobo: SCHOOL FIELD TRIP!
Shou Mei: Eeh? What is this!!? A technique!!? With just the two of us!!?
Voice: IT WON’T JUST BE THE TWO OF YOU--!!!!
Shou Mei: !
Fishcake: WE’RE COMING WITH YOU!!!!
Chikuwa: Runny nose.

139.
Bo-bobo: IF EVERYONE’S COME, THEN I DON’T NEED THIS ARMOR!!!
Bo-bobo: Everyone…thank you for coming…IT’S PREPARED! THE GREATEST MEMORIES
Shou Mei: WHAT IS THIS!!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?
Narrator: AND SO OUR SCHOOL FIELD TRIP STARTED.
Shou Mei: ……
Shou Mei: He’s dying.
Fishcake: I’M BEING EATEN—HOW ABOUT THAT—
Shou Mei: It’s because I’ve said it…
Bo-bobo: Today’s dinner is “oden”.
Oden: Are you eating our friends? Ha ha ha ha ha
Shou Mei: What’s with this conversation? Is this the gag?
Chikuwa: Take that, Daikon!!!
Egg: Hey hey, here here!!
Daikon: TORYA--!!!
Shou Mei: WILL YOU ALL BE QUIET!!!!

140.
Bo-bobo: ALL YOU NOISY THINGS—BE QUIET--!!!!
Bo-bobo: IT WAS LIGHTS OUT A LONG TIME AGO!!!!
Shou Mei: Eh? Wha? That’s dirty!!!
Daikon: Teacher…Shou Mei-kun’s being noisy and I can’t sleep.
Shou Mei: DAIKON-KUN!!?
Bo-bobo: Shou Mei…you’ve committed a crime against everyone. There’s only one compensation for your crime……………..”Death”.
Shou Mei: IT WAS THAT SERIOUS!!!!?
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN SABAKI OUGI: BURNING HAND HELLFIRE
(Translator’s Note: Sabaki = Judgement)
Shou Mei: DENGAKU MAN-SAMA--------!!!!!

141.
Bo-bobo: My left hand controls flames that slash through darkness and defeats evil.
Don Patch: He has lines he chose too!!!
Shou Mei: Fu…I feel fine. Though you’ve defeated me, you can’t escape from this television. Furthermore, there is no way you can get out of here.
Don Patch: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Bo-bobo: Ku…will any means work!!?
Voice: DON’T GIVE UP!!!
Kaosu: CAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
SFX: Sparkle, sparkle
Kaosu: I have been revived as a fairy because I had a strong wish to be revived. Thus the two of you shouldn’t give up either.
Kaosu: Good luck!

142.
Kaosu: Ah
SFX: Chomp
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Don Patch: HE’S SPROUTED WINGS!!! FURTHERMORE, THOSE WINGS ARE THE WINGS OF THE LEGENDARY PHOENIX PHENIFALCO!!! IT CAN’T BE, WILL HE TRANSFORM FROM THAT!!?
Bo-bobo: PHENI--!!!! PHENI--!!!!
Caption: MEET THE PHOENIX PHENIFALCO!!!!

143.
Don Patch: HE DECIDED TO DIE--!!!!!
Don Patch: WHY DID YOU DIE!!! YOU’RE A PHOENIX!!!
Phenifalco: Let me die~~let me die~~
Don Patch: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BE SERIOUS!!!!
Phenifalco: Chi, I get you…I’ll be serious…
Phenifalco: I’M SERIOUS.
Caption: SECTION HEAD PHENIFALCO
EPISODE 1: A SERIOUS SECTION HEAD COMES.

144.
Phenifalco: Kimura-kun, this print is missing three calculations. If I fix this, then you’ll have to make thirty copies of this.
Don Patch: WHO’S KIMURA--!!!!!
Phenifalco: GUBA!!!!
Phenifalco: I DIDN’T GET HURT CAUSE I’M A PHOENI—X.
Don Patch: Ku…any means would be fine…no matter what we try, we can’t get out!
Bo-bobo: LEAVE IT TO ME.
Bo-bobo: This is just the time for a condition of Bo-bobo WTMII2nd. Hanage Shinken Maboroshi no Uraougi: Bo-bobo Metamorphosis. With this technique, we’ll destroy the TV and get out.
(Translator’s Note: Maboroshi = Illusionary, Uraougi: Reverse Secret)
Don Patch: WHAT IS THAT TECHNIQUE!? WILL THAT TECHNIQUE GET OUT OUT!!?
Bo-bobo: This technique is only a gamble.
Bo-bobo: In passing, this Uraougi requires a lot of energy. When I release this, I will return to the original Bo-bobo.

145.
Bo-bobo: TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
SFX: Stretch, Gogogogogo
Bo-bobo: THERE IS NO TIME!!! I MUST DO IT NOW!!!
Don Patch: UWA!!!
SFX: Crackle, crackle
Don Patch: An amazing amount of energy is gathering between those horns. That technique is from the horns…
Bo-bobo: THEY’RE IN THE WAY.
Don Patch: HE DIDN’T NEED THEM!!?
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN URAOUGI: BO-BOBO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!!
Radioman: N! What’s that?
SFX: Crack

146.
SFX: DOGO—N

147.
Don Patch: HE BECAME A DRAGON--!!!!!
SFX: GO-----
SFX: CRUNCH
Chef: MY EYES ARE BURNING. FROM THIS SIGHT.

(Translator's Note: Somehow Bo-bobo's attempt at speaking an English conversation always gets to me considering that English is my native language. Yes its gibberish but I doubt it was supposed to make sense in the first place. Another interesting factor of this chapter: Don Patch was actually acting so normal in such a desperate situation...that was just surprising, but with Bo-bobo's weird form, I think he was doing the fooling for the both of them. Another peculiar thing: note that the chikuwa here has a weird runny nose and cold...you'll see a similarity with another chikuwa later on that...Sawai must have liked it here to use it there. As for Softon appearing in the toilet...nuff said.)