Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 64

After dealing with madness and insanity (and that was just their opponents), Bo-bobo's team has finally reached their showdown with Dengaku Man! But...will they be blown to bits by a tank before that showdown even starts?

Ougi 64: DedededeDengaku Man

165.
Narrator: Finally, we introduce the Z-Block leader.
Serviceman: You’ve seen too much.
Bo-bobo: The leader is finally appearing?
Don Patch: Chi, service time is over…

166.
Serviceman: I’ll show it after all--!!!
Voice: FIRE--!!!!!
Voice: DIE--!!!!
SFX: GLOOP
SFX: Plop
Dengaku Man: …I…I WANT FRIENDS…
Dengaku Man: Yay! So then, these ones seem to be the same as Dengaku Man but this time I was introduced from within the tororo. I really need to calm down my tension a bit but…
(Translator’s Note: “Tororo” is the grated version of a yam known as “Dioscorea opposita”, also known in Japan as either “nagaimo” or “yamaimo”. It is used most popularly as a topping, particularly in one preparation of udon or soba noodles)
Dengaku Man: I HAD TO SAY A WORD TO YOU!!!!

167.
Dengaku Man: LET’S~~~EAT HO~~~NEY TO~~GE~~THER~~
Don Patch: LET’S EAT, BU-. LET’S EAT, BU-.
Bo-bobo: LET’S EAT THE TORORO TOO, BU-.
Dengaku Man: So then, we’ll mix and eat them.
Dengaku Man: TORORO AND HONEY ARE MAKING LOVE----!
Dengaku Man: TORORO AND HONEY ARE MAKING LOVE----!
SFX: Bite
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Dengaku Man: ………

168.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Dengaku Man: ……
Beauty: Now you know, fight!!!
Dengaku Man: IDIOT! THE FIGHT HAS ALREADY BEGUN!!! SHOW ME YOUR BODY!!!!
Don Patch: Wh…WHAT!!!!
Bo-bobo: THERE’S NOTHING THERE!!?
Dengaku Man: Of course…you absolutely must have a healthy body. Be grateful of your parents…they handed that down to you.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: Mother…father…
Dengaku Man: You understand. Teacher is amazing…
Dengaku Man: SO!! EVERYBODY SING!!!

169.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Dengaku Man: AH---FATHE—R, MOTHE—R!
Serviceman: YAI! YAI!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Dengaku Man: AH---WE ARE--GRATE—FUL
Serviceman: HAI! HAI!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Serviceman: WE HAVE A LIFETIME OF EAGER LOVE~~~~
Serviceman: THANK YOU!
(Translator’s Note: The song everyone was singing just now was “Happy Summer Wedding”, a hit single from Morning Musume released in 2000)

170.
Heppokomaru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING--!!!!
Serviceman: GUBAA!!!!
Beauty: HE-KUN, THAT WAS A REALLY FINE PLAY--!!!!
Dengaku Man: HA HA HA, I’LL KILL YOU FIRST!!!
Don Patch: !!
Dengaku Man: YOU MEANIE, YOU MEANIE, YOU MEANIE
Dengaku Man: I’ll give up doing it for today.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: YOSHIMOTO----!!!! (Master Medaka)
(Translator’s Note: The “Yoshimoto” that Bo-bobo and Don Patch are mentioning is most likely “Yoshimoto Kogyo”, a major force in the development of the manzai comedy used in this manga)

171.
Dengaku Man: SO, I’LL SHOW YOU AS YOU DIE--!!!
SFX: Slap
Dengaku Man: BU!!!!
Dengaku Man: Uuh…this always happens…
Beauty: ALWAYS!!?
Dengaku Man: WHAT? I’M LYING-PYON! LYING-PYON!
Dengaku Man: LYING-PY
SFX: Crick
Dengaku Man: HAU!!!!
SFX: Plop
Don Patch: IDIOT, THAT’S THE END OF YOU!!!
SFX: Slip
Don Patch: BU!!!!

172.
Bo-bobo: OH NO~~~WHAT WILL WE DO…SOMEONE COME~~!! SOMEONE COME~~~!!
Don Patch: It hurts----!!
SFX: Twitch, twitch
Bo-bobo: SOMEONE----!!
Beauty: …………
Beauty: THEY’RE ALL HOPELESS----!!!!
Heppokomaru: Ku! This is really a high-level battle…
Beauty: You’re always thinking that, but is it really true?
Dengaku Man: I’ve got to get a weapon to attack them quickly…
Bo-bobo: N!
Bo-bobo: OH NO, WHAT IS THAT PURSE? ITS REALLY CUTE.
Bo-bobo: WHAT’S THIS? WHAT’S THIS? GIVE ME, GIVE ME.
Dengaku Man: HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK. THAT’S MY DENGAKU MAN PURSE!! GIVE THAT BACK!!
Bo-bobo: IT’S FINE, GIVE ME, GIVE ME.

173.
Bo-bobo: GET SERIOUS--!!!!!
Dengaku Man: DENGAKU MAN PURSE----!!!!!
Beauty: …What’s this? This came out of the purse but…Dengaku Man’s Secret Notebook?
Dengaku Man: DAMN—
Beauty: Ha!! If I look in here, I may discover his weakness…
Beauty: HE WAS PRACTICING HIS SIGNATURE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: FU…THE SWEAT’S BEEN BUILDING FROM THE FIGHT. WANT TO GO TO A BATH?
(Translator’s Note: Bo-bobo is actually mentioning a “furo”, a Japanese-style public bathhouse)
Don Patch: Sounds good.
Dengaku Man: EH!? OUR FIGHT ISN’T OVER YET!!!
Bo-bobo: Two please.
Dengaku Man: HEY! STOP KIDDING AROUND!!! FIGHT SERIOUSLY!!! HEY! YOU LISTENING!!
Bo-bobo: Let’s go in?
Dengaku Man: YA—Y, A BATH--!!

174.
Dengaku Man: WO--W, THAT’S A HU—GE BATH—
Don Patch: It’s really cleansing.
Dengaku Man: Yep.
Bo-bobo: It feels great—
SFX: BAM X 3
Dengaku Man: …I get it. This isn’t a bath, it’s a waterfall.
Narrator: The three of them are idiots.
Dengaku Man: WITH THAT DONE, LET ME SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!
Dengaku Man: HAAAAAA HAAAAAA

175.
Dengaku Man: I GIVE U—P!
SFX: Pop
Banner: I’ve lost. I surrender.
SFX: Pop
Sign: Don’t give up until the end
Creature: Don’t give up
Dengaku Man: Ku…are you being kind to me? Now I’ll face you at my greatest of skills: “The Flag-Raising Game”!!!!
Boombox: Raise Red
Dengaku Man: RA!!!!
SFX: Bu—
Dengaku Man: DAMN IT--!!!!!
SFX: SNAP
Dengaku Man: GUWAAAAA, I BROKE A BONE------!!!
Boombox: Raise White
Dengaku Man: YES!!!!
SFX: Bu—

176.
Dengaku Man: S**T--!!!!!
SFX: Click
Dengaku Man: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Boombox: Hee hee hee…
SFX: KABOO—M
Dengaku Man: GUBA!!!!
SFX: Roll, roll, plop
Dengaku Man: Good night, mama
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: HE’S SLEEPING--!!!!!

177.
Dengaku Man: THIS ISN’T THE TIME TO SLEEP--!!!!
SFX: SLAM
Clock: It’s fine. Good children sleep at this time.
Dengaku Man: WHO’S THAT~~!!!?
Clock: Good Night Boy!
Dengaku Man: GUBA!!!!
Dengaku Man: Ku…I shouldn’t be complaining at this level…its because today…
Dengaku Man: IS GREAT WEATHER--!!!
SFX: KABOOM
Dengaku Man: IF THAT’S HOW YOU ARE, THEN LET IT RAIN ARROWS--!!!!
Weather: O—K

178.
Dengaku Man: Ah
Dengaku Man: ……
Dengaku Man: LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE! IT’S YOUR FAULT THAT MOMMY STABBED ME WITH AN ARROW!!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: ……
Dengaku Man: SHOULDN’T YOU APOLOGIZE!!?
Dengaku Man: But then…I won’t do anything when I go out into the world…

179.
Dengaku Man: YOU’RE LIKE MY MOMMY!
Bo-bobo: DADADADADAN! DADADADADAN! I’M SORRY MOMMY! I’M SORRY MOM!
Bo-bobo: N HA—
Dengaku Man: WH—AT ARE YOU SAYING. A HILTON THREE-NIGHT FOUR-DAY STAY WITH LUNCH INCLUDED!!!!
Dengaku Man: SPECIAL
Bo-bobo: SPECIAL
Don Patch: So that guy is a Hajikelist----

Translator's Note: Alright, let me ask this question: what do you think of when you see the word "Dororo"? In actuality, the word brings up two notable things: a classic manga/anime by manga god Osamu Tezuka...and a certain forgotten frog-alien ninja. I bring this up due to the occasional difficulty when a word can get mistranslated so simply. When Dengaku Man mentioned "tororo" (which is just as hard to understand), I accidentally thought it meant "dororo" and tried my hardest to figure out "what sort of food is that"! But after a long while searching and just about to giving up, I end up finding it was a mistranslation...and I start hitting my head in looking for what is essentially a grated potato-like vegetable. Trust me, I felt like an idiot after that all happened. On chapter matters...well, one thing that impressed me was how much Dengaku Man actually did considering his "non-usage" later. He was violent, he was bizarre, he was a pinnacle of Hajike! So...why doesn't he fight more? Well, if you think about it, its rather simple: Hajike is all he has. Compared to the main fighters, who have fists and abilities that are connected alongside with their Hajike, Dengaku Man is just Hajike...no wonder the little guy just stayed a mascot. But at least the next two chapters (alongside this one) show him at his best!