Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 65

So Dengaku Man is a Hajikelist like Bo-bobo and Don Patch! Does that change anything in the battle against that...white...whatever he is?

Ougi 65: Owner of a Toughened Heart

181.
Don Patch: WATCH OUT, BO-BOBO. HE’S A HAJIKELIST!!!!
Dengaku Man: STUPID, NOW YOU’VE REALIZED IT!! EAT MY HAJIKE!!!
Dengaku Man: ………Ha—I’m hungry…
Dengaku Man: ………can I last until I get home…
Machine: Gyoza
(Translator’s Note: Gyoza, also known by their Chinese name “Jiaozi”, is a meat and vegetable dumpling. Compared to their Chinese counterpart, gyoza are more known for their stronger usage of garlic)

182.
Dengaku Man: ………I’ll buy this…
SFX: Clink
SFX: Plunk
Officials: Here~~comes~~Gyouza-sama.
(Translator’s Note: The kanji used for “gyoza” is the one used for the dumpling in both Japanese and Chinese)
SFX: PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON SLIDE

183.
Gyouza: I’M GYOUZA.
SFX: WHOOSH KIRA—N
Dengaku Man: ………I wanted to eat you…………Gyouza……
Don Patch: GAHA!!!!
Bo-bobo: ………

184.
Dengaku Man: Ha ha ha, how was my Hajike?
Don Patch: It was so fragile…Gyouza…
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!!!
Bo-bobo: YOU WERE SNEAKY--!! GYOUZA ISN’T THAT WAY!! GYOUZA.
Beauty: Yawn~~
Don Patch: Yours was high class—I’ll show you my Hajike next…
Don Patch: Actually you have been pained by me recently. My bad…
Don Patch: But, Satomi, haven’t you been cold to me--recently?
Package: RA~MEN SATOMI

185.
Don Patch: SINCE WE’VE MET, HAVEN’T WE BEEN HOT TOWARDS EACH OTHER--!!!! HUH!! LET’S GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS BEFORE, SATOMI!!!
SFX: SHI~~N
Don Patch: WHAT, YOU’RE SAYING NOTHING!!! THEN I’LL EAT YOUR CHAASHUU!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Chaashuu” is a deep-fried piece of pork commonly used in a bowl of ramen)
Don Patch: Ha!! I can’t, I can’t. Violence doesn’t solve anything…
Don Patch: Satomi…we should go now to the place where we met. To remember the feelings of that time once more…
Sign: CONVENIENCE: SMILE
Voice: WELCOME~~~~

186.
Don Patch: We’re here, Satomi…the place where we met.
Don Patch: It’s nostalgic, Satomi…Back then you were a stiff woman.
People: …… …… ……
Don Patch: Ha ha ha…I’m not angry, really.
Don Patch: HA!!!
Don Patch: KYOMI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!?
Package: KYOMI: TONKATSU FLAVOR. NOW ON SALE
(Translator’s Note: Tonkatsu is a dish of breaded, deep-fried pork)
Don Patch: YO…YOU’RE WRONG!!! I’M NOT UNFAITHFUL!!! LET ME TALK TO YOU!! THE THE REASON IS…
Don Patch: NOO!!!!
SFX: CRASH
People: WA!!!

187.
Don Patch: ALL MATTERS HAVE REASON. THEREFORE FIGHTS ALWAYS OCCUR…I’M ENLIGHTENED. –NIN PATCH
SFX: BANG BANG
Dengaku Man: KU…A SHINOBI…HE OPENED HOLES IN ME.
Bo-bobo: Next is my turn.
Sign: BO-BOBO BURGER
Man: Seriously?
SFX: Clink
Man: Eh?
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL ENTRY.

188.
Heppokomaru: GAHA!!!!
Bo-bobo: DAMN, I HIT HEPPOKOMARU!!
Bo-bobo: IN THAT CASE, A DOUBLE HAJIKE!!! LET’S GO, DOG!!!
Don Patch: Woof, Woof!
Sign: TABLE MANNERS GOLF
SFX: CLINK

189.
SFX: Bam, cling
Don Patch: Two drops have fallen. You’ve failed.
Bo-bobo: TABLE MANNERS GOLF HAS AS RIGID RULES AS EVER.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: WE DON’T GET IT--!!!!
Beauty: That’s all of us.

190.
Dengaku Man: I…I can’t…I can’t die here yet…As it is…as it is…I’ll won’t die…
Dengaku Man: Brothers…Until I get back at my brothers…
Dengaku Man: Ten years ago, I was born into this world the youngest of seven children.
Beauty: YOU’RE A DOG!!!!

191.
Dengaku Man: I am-woof.
Beauty: YOU’RE LATE IN ADDING IN THE “WOOF”!! AND YOU’VE BEEN WALKING AROUND ON TWO LEGS!!!
Dengaku Man: It was all because of my appearance that I was raised bullied by my brothers.
Dengaku Man: My brothers bullied me, my mother didn’t love me and I didn’t even have any friends…all because I wasn’t like a dog. So I thought, to become like a dog…to become like a dog…
Dengaku Man: I took up tennis.
Beauty: YOU’VE GOT AMAZING INSPIRATION!!!!
Puppies: No one will partner with you in tennis or anything--. You’ll live your life alone. Ku ku ku, you’re so isolated.
Dengaku Man: Uuh…I wanted friends…when I made friends, then I can get back at my brothers…
Hair Hunters: Dengaku Man…Dengaku Man…
Dengaku Man: Uuh…
Beauty: IF YOU WANT FRIENDS, YOU SHOULD HAVE MANY OF THEM!!! EVERYONE AT Z-BLOCK IS…

192.
Hair Hunters: GO HOME!!!! GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!!! GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!!! GO HOME!!!!
Hair Hunters: GO HOME, DENGAKU MAN--!!!! GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!!
Hair Hunters: GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!!
Beauty: Uwa—this kid gets none of it—

193.
Don Patch: NOISY--!!! YOU ALL BETTER PIPE DO—WN!!!!
Beauty: ………Don Patch-kun…
Don Patch: The baby is sleeping—
Beauty: CH…CHEER UP THERE!! THERE SHOULD BE SOME FRIENDS AROUND HERE!!
Dengaku Man: THERE SHOULD! I’M NOT DISCOURAGED.
SFX: Slap
Beauty: HE’S STRONG.
(End of Volume 6)

Translator's Note: When the dub came out with the Don Patch Hajike scenario in this chapter, his little poem at the end was quoted quite a bit...maybe it wasn't as huge as the "churros" bit but it was acknowledged. I highly doubt this will be as quoted but after finding out about the love affair of ramen, enlightenment is probably the only path one can take to realizing the truth of the world...no it won't make you a Buddha but it will probably allow one to make better choices in their noodles.