Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 73

Bo-bobo may finally have found his way around Rice's Kome Shinken...but wait, didn't he say he was "King of Hajikelists"? When will Rice start using his real power!? Be prepared to be shocked, amazed and disturbed...most likely at the same time.

Ougi 73: Summit

119.
Narrator: The battle continues.
Bo-bobo: Are you really the King of Hajikelists? You haven’t Hajike at all.
Rice: Of course. I have yet to Hajike…………
Rice: Dinner Time begins at 6 O’clock…That is the time my Hajike is at its strongest. I’ll show you the ultimate dinner show.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: WHAT!!!
Heppokomaru: So when its 6, he’s just going to Hajike!!?
Rice: Fu…look at the clock.

120.
Clock:
-Top Kanji: Man
-Top Left: One Point
-Top Right: Use Technique
-Bottom Right: Efficiency
-Bottom: Weak/Strong
Heppokomaru: WHAT IS THAT CLOCK!!!? (Its so manly)
Don Patch: 5:55!! Chi…Then Dinner Time is five minutes?
Heppokomaru: Wh…where did he buy that…?
Rice: The “King of Hajikelist” is a title given to the strongest Hajikelist…That Hajike will be revealed in five minutes.
Bo-bobo: THEN WE’LL DEFEAT YOU IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO PUNCH!!!
Rice: GUBO!!!

121.
Don Patch: DON PATCH KICK!!!
Rice: GUWA!!!
Tennosuke: Tokoroten Propeganda
Hat: I Love Tokoroten
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO CHOP!!!
Rice: GAHA!!!
Don Patch: DON PATCH HEADBUTT!!!
Rice: GOHA!!!
Tennosuke: Tokoroten Propeganda
Bo-bobo: BE SERIOUS--!!!!!
Tennosuke: DO IT LATER, GERONIMO!!!
(Translator’s Note: This panel is a reference to the WSJ series “Kinnikuman”, this time with Bo-bobo and Don Patch transformed into the outfit of the infamous squad known as the “Hell Missionaries”. Bo-bobo [dressed as Neptuneman] and Don Patch [dressed as Big the Budou] combined to chop off Tennosuke’s head with the “Cross Bomber” attack. As for the “Geronimo” comment, that is a reference to one a notable Seigi Choujin of the series, who was given the infamous name in the “Ultimate Muscle” [Kinnikuman Nisei] dub…as Beatlebomb.)
Heppokomaru: HIS HEAD’S BEEN CHOPPED OFF--!!!!

122.
Tennosuke: HA HA HA, WORRYING IS USELESS!!! MY HEAD AND MY BODY ARE ONE AND THE SAME!!! RETURN, MY HEAD.
SFX: Gliiiiiide
SFX: Kathunk
Tennosuke: HEAD----!!!!!
Heppokomaru: HA!!!
Tennosuke: Uuh…
Heppokomaru: ITS FINALLY 6 O’CLOCK!!!
Heppokomaru: !!

123.
Martial Artists: EIYA!!! ORIYA--!!!
Martial Artist: EI
Judge: ONE POINT FOR BLACK UNDERWEAR!!!!
Martial Artists & Judge: BLACK UNDERWEAR~~IS THE SIGN FOR 6 O’CLOCK
BLACK UNDERWEAR~~IS THE SIGN FOR 6 O’CLOCK
Heppokomaru: WHAT’S THAT!!? (Who seriously would want a clock like this!!?)
Rice: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heppokomaru: Uwa!!!!
Bo-bobo: DAMN, ITS NOW 6. HE’S BECOMING THE KING OF HAJIKELISTS--!!!
Rice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rice: OOOOOOOOO

124.
Rice: WANNA SQUEEZE BOOBIES-------!!!!!!

125.
Bo-bobo: Ku…what an amazing power…I don’t think I should let him squeeze them…
SFX: Step step
Heppokomaru: !
SFX: Whoosh
Heppokomaru: …Wh…what is it?
Rice: I’VE DONE IT…
SFX: Drip…
Heppokomaru: WHAT------!!!!!

126.
Rice: E—N E—N
Heppokomaru: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE STUPID! GET A TOWEL QUICKLY!!!
Rice: LYING!
Bottle: Tea
Heppokomaru: !!
Rice: NOW!!! SQUEEZY SQUEEZY BOOBIES!!!!
SFX: Squeeze, squeeze
Heppokomaru: WAAAAAAAAAAAA
SFX: BAM
Rice: THAT’S ONE.
Bo-bobo: HEPPOKOMARU--!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH US…
Rice: The front hair is in the way…a hairband will stop it…
SFX: PUSH PUSH

127.
Rice: Saa, Dinner Time has begun
Caption: KING OF HAJIKELISTS: RICE
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: It’s horrific but amazing…
Tennosuke: SERIOUSLY!!?
Rice: TITTY TIM~~E
Tennosuke: HOW INTERESTING!!! I’LL FIGHT YOU!!!!
Rice: YA—Y, BOOBIES----!
SFX: Squeeze, squeeze
Tennosuke: AH! NO…STOP! AH! OH, THIS CHILD IS SO SKILLED…

128.
Tennosuke: MORE…AH! SQUEEZE THEM MORE~~~~!
SFX: Plop
Tennosuke: Ah……
Tennosuke: Ah……ah……
Tennosuke: WHAT ARE THESE--!!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: Tokoroten.

129.
Rice: THAT’S TWO.
SFX: SLITHER
Rice: Your power means nothing to me.
Don Patch: YOU BRAT, I’LL KILL YOU!!!
SFX: BOKO SUKA
(Translator’s Note: I was originally going to use “Bam” and “Wham” but it takes away from the next joke)
SFX: Glimmer
Bo-bobo: IT’S BOKOSUKA WARS--!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Bokosuka Wars” is an early strategy game released for both the MSX and NES involving a king who must raise an army in order to kill a king. Don Patch has turned into a generic soldier from the game, which is infamous particularly in the US for being forced to raise them from trees and rocks.)
Bo-bobo: YOU F**KING----!!!
Rice: Hmph. I’ll fight you in “4-koma Fist”.
(Translator’s Note: 4-Koma is a common comic style involving 4-panel comics. While more notable in paper comics, manga series such as “Azumanga Daioh” also wrote in this style)

130.
Comic 1: Battle 1
-Bo-bobo: DIE--!!!!
-SFX: BAM
-SFX: BAM BAM
-Rice: LUCKY—HE FOUGHT A FUTON. SHOULDN’T YOU BUY ONE?
-Bo-bobo: You’re stingy--!!!
Comic 2: Battle 2
-Rice: Now it’s my turn!!!
-SFX: Fling
-Bo-bobo: This will knock him down.
-SFX: ERRRRRR
-Rice: WEENY GUARD
-Bo-bobo: I’M ONLY BELOW JEALOUSY!!!

131.
Bo-bobo: Ku…he’s done it…
Rice: Weeny guard
Tennosuke: Bo-bobo’s been knocked down…
Beauty: PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!
Heppokomaru: He has a terrifying power within him…
Bo-bobo: Rice………
Bo-bobo: IF YOU SAY YOU’RE THE KING OF HAJIKELISTS, THEN I WILL SURPASS YOU!!!!
Caption: Now is when I will surpass you.
Rice: THEN SURPASS ME!!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI

132.
Bo-bobo: NOSEHAIR VICTORY
Rice: AAH~~! GOOD~~!
SFX: SLAM
Rice: …………THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!...YOUR TECHNIQUE…(That came close!)

133.
Rice: That was good…So out of respect for that technique, I’ll show you my true self…………
Sign: Rice
Rice: SO, COME AT ME!!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: …………Oh…OK…

Translator's Note: Alright, I know I may be the only one asking this but...WHY THE HECK IS RICE SO DISTURBED!? Sure, Bo-bobo and the others use weird Hajike bits that can get a bit on the crude side. But since the moment he went "Hajike King", Rice put a pair of panties on his head, squeezed boobies of tokoroten, made it seem like he peed his pants and put a banana peel over...seriously, what kind of judges are these guys behind the "King of Hajikelists" anyway? This probably explains the harsh censorship the anime did of this chapter...and of course, the show isn't even halfway over yet at this point!