Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 74

The power of Rice's Hajike has reduced the competition to merely Bo-bobo & Don Patch! Is his insanity too much for anyone to stop? And...why the heck is he dressed in a tutu?

Ougi 74: The Hajikelists’ Banquet

136.
Rice: So, come at me.
Bo-bobo: Pe…PERVERT…
Rice: Pervert? You say that the exclusive outfit of the Hajike King is perverted…?
Rice: OH NO!! I’VE MISTAKEN THEM WITH MY PAJAMAS!!
Bo-bobo: THOSE ARE PAJAMAS!!?
Rice: NO! NO! THE KING OUTFIT IS MUCH MORE AMAZING!!!
SFX: Bababababababa
Rice: Thanks for waiting.
Bo-bobo: AMAZING----!!!!

137.
Rice: Isn’t this suitable clothing for a king?
Bo-bobo: SUITABLE!!! THEY’LL KNOW YOU’RE A KING FROM ONE LOOK!!
Rice: Fu…Whenever I wear this on the street, everyone calls me king…
People: King. King. King. King.
Bo-bobo: YOU CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET IN THAT!!?
Rice: Fu fu fu…isn’t this amazing…
Don Patch: AMAZIN—AMAZIN—
Bo-bobo: AMAZIN—AMAZIN—
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: HEAVE-HO----!!!
Rice: GUBA!!!
Rice: Uuh…
Bo-bobo: IT’S OVER!!!
Rice: Really: KING FLASH!!!
Bo-bobo: BOFU
Bo-bobo: GUWAAAAAA, MY EYES------!! MY EYES------!! MY EYES--------

138.
Bo-bobo: SPROI—NG
Don Patch: OH! IT’S FANTASTIC!!
SFX: Bam
Don Patch: BO-BOBO
Rice: And finally it’s the two of us, senpai.
Rice: No one has been able to acknowledge me as the King of Hajikelists thanks to you kicking away the title of King of Hajikelists.
Rice: SAA, DON PATCH-SENPAI. LET’S DECIDE WHO IS THE TRUE KING OF HAJIKELISTS.
Bo-bobo: Ku…I can still fight…
Don Patch: BO-BOBO
Rice: Hoo…then you can join in as my opponent.
Rice: HAJIKE OUGI #1: FORM OF “SEA ANEMONE”!!

139.
SFX: Swivel, swivel
Rice: HERE~~I AM, I’M A SEA ANEMONE~~~~!
Don Patch: ARE YOU STUPID--!!! YOU CAN’T DECEIVE ME WITH THAT--!!!
Don Patch: You can’t deceive me at all…
Bo-bobo: !
SFX: Swivel, swivel, swivel, swivel
Don Patch: I’m not deceived…
Bo-bobo: BUT HIS FACE HAS TURNED INTO A FISH----!!!!
Rice: STUPID!!!!
Don Patch: GUWA!!!!
Bo-bobo: STUPID DON PATCH!!
Don Patch: Ku!! I won’t be fooled again.
Rice: Fu fu fu…is that what you say…

140.
Rice: HAJIKE OUGI #2: FORM OF “ATM MACHINE”!!!! SAA!! TAKE MONEY OUT OF ME IF YOU LIKE!!!
Don Patch: Hmph.
Don Patch: Just fifty-thousand~~
Bo-bobo: HE’S BEEN HIT--!!!!
Rice: STUPID!!!
Don Patch: GUHA!!!!
Rice: LET’S CONTINUE: HAJIKE OUGI #3: FORM OF “WITCH”!!! SO, SNOW WHITE! HAVE AN APPLE!!!!

141.
Don Patch: Apple~~
Bo-bobo: THAT’S WRONG, HE BECAME “TAKETORI NO OKINA”--!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Taketori no Okina”, also known as “the old man who harvests bamboo”, is the lead in the Japanese fairy tale “The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter”, also known as “The Tale of Princess Kaguya”. The lead ends up finding a baby girl after cutting down bamboo one day and raises her into a beautiful maiden who ends up turning out to be “the princess from the moon”.)
SFX: Chomp
Don Patch: GUBA!!!!
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!!
Bo-bobo: THAT’S DIRTY!! YOU POISONED HIM TO DEATH!!
SFX: Plomp
Rice: N…NO!!!
Rice: I’M A HAJIKELIST!! THIS IS PURELY A HAJIKE MATCH!!! DON’T INTIMIDATE ME!!!
Bo-bobo: ………So then…WHO’S THE REAL CRIMINAL…

142.
Narration: So once again, we’ve come to reconsider the criminal who put in the poison >
Narration: The time of the crime was 6:15…In order for the criminal to frame the two of us for the crime, they had to put the poison in the apple beforehand…>
Narration: So who then did it…? I’ve come to narrow it down to these three suspects.>
Narration: It’s Tokoro Tennosuke. It’s 100% certain.>
Narration: We thought we had the case solved, but at that moment Don Patch slowly woke up. It confused all of us…”I am alive? The criminal isn’t Tennosuke,” Don Patch said. “Then who is the criminal…”
Narration: “If this is about the apple, the blood came out of my gums!’
Caption: ~Night of Bo-bobo’s Team~ -End

143.
Rice: FU…JUST AS I EXPECTED…YOU’RE FIGHTING EVENLY WITH MY DINNER TIME SELF.
Rice: TOU!
SFX: Boing
Bo-bobo: AH! HE RAN RIGHT INTO HIS RICE!!
Rice: Don’t misjudge me…within this rice, my Hajike powers will go up even further.
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!
Don Patch: THAT GUY’S GONNA POWER UP AGAIN!!?
Rice: UOOOOOOOOOO
Rice: OOOOOOO

144.
Rice: IT’S FILLED WITH PIRAHNAS--!!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT--!!!!
Rice: Ha…ha…that nearly killed me…
Rice: But thanks to this, I’ve become powered up.

145.
Don Patch: IDIOT!! IN THAT CASE, I’LL POWER UP TOO!!
Rice: AH! NO!!
Don Patch: HAAAAAAAA
Rice: Ku…what the heck is he becoming!!?
Don Patch: A dog.
SFX: Pop
Don Patch: Perhaps?
Don Patch: Perhaps Hirosue?
(Translator’s Note: “Hirosue” is referring to Ryoko Hirosue, a well known Japanese actress and former idol)
Don Patch: Perhaps a dog? Perhaps Hirosue? Perhaps a dog? Perhaps Hirosue?
Bo-bobo & Rice: HIROSUE—HIROSUE—
SFX: JA—N
Don Patch: IT WAS HIROSUE--!
Bo-bobo & Rice: YATTA—HIROSUE-CHAN--!

146.
Don Patch: AS PLAYED BY A DOG----!!!!
Bo-bobo & Rice: ROBI----N!!!!
Don Patch: Power Up Complete.
Rice: Ku…As I expected, Don Patch-senpai.
Don Patch: Rice, shall we make our way to the end?
Rice: Of course, Don Patch-senpai.

147.
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGO
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THIS AURA!!? (Those two are extremely subdued!!!)
Don Patch: Bo-bobo, stay out of this.
Bo-bobo: Aah.
SFX: Gulp
Don Patch: UOOOOOO
Rice: OVERCOME THE LIMITS!!!!
Don Patch: GUBAHAA!!!!

148.
SFX: Slam
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT AN AMAZING FACE!!!
Rice: HA HA HA—THIS MAKES ME THE TRUE KING OF HAJIKELISTS----!!!
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!!
Rice: SO, IT’S FINALE TIME.
SFX: Click
SFX: BOOM BOOM BOOM
Bo-bobo: !!

149.
Rice: I’ve achieved my purpose…I don’t need this base anymore. Even the three in the rice will die here.
Rice: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FINALE, HA—HAHAHAHA
Bo-bobo: Ku
Rice: HA
SFX: KABOOM
SFX: SIZZLE SIZZLE
Beauty: BO-BOBO
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san.
Bo-bobo: Don’t worry. From here on, it’s my Dinner Time.

Translator's Note: Somehow I never really liked the "Hajike Ougi" bit Rice pulled. While I don't mind silly repeated gags (see Don Patch in the train battle to C-Block), the bit with him repeatedly going after Rice's ploy just seemed really repetitive. Furthermore, I think the "detective bit" they did was probably funnier as a noir like they did it in the anime...probably just the style. Oh, and one last thing: where the heck can I get that "KING" outfit?