Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 75

This is it: the climax of Hajike Block! Can Bo-bobo defeat Rice? Who is the King of Hajikelists!? Will Beauty actually turn into a panda!?!? (maybe some questions are best left unanswered)

Ougi 75: Final Battle for the Top

151.
Narrator: It has now been over an hour since the start of the Rice fight…
Beauty: What do I do…In a little while, I’ll have been in the rice for an hour…No…I don’t want to turn into a panda…
Rice: Fu fu fu…Its too late for the girl…one hour has passed.
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!!
Rice: NO ONE CAN STOP IT ANYMORE. SO!! TURN INTO A PANDA--!!!!
Beauty: NOOOOO----
SFX: Poke
Sign: Please put this on if it’s been an hour.
Beauty: I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!!?

152.
Beauty: I’VE BECOME A PANDA! TEE-HEE!
Beauty: WHAT IS THIS----!!!!!
Heppokomaru: A NORITSUKKOMI------!!!!!
(Translator’s Note: While “Tsukkomi” is the straight-man of manzai, “noritsukkomi” is when this straight-man puts on a costume as part of being the butt of the boke’s jokes in a skit)

153.
Beauty: WA—WA—
Rice: ……
Bo-bobo: Beauty has been…
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN’T FORGIVE!!!
Rice: Fu.
Bo-bobo: You’re slow.
Rice: !!
Heppokomaru: As expected of Bo-bobo. He’s going to use a huge technique in this matter!!!
Bo-bobo: LEAVE IT TO ME, HEPPOKOMARU. HERE IS THE TECHNIQUE YOU EXPECTED!!!
Bo-bobo: OUGI: LEG SNAP
SFX: Snap
Heppokomaru: I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT TECHNIQUE!!!!

154.
SFX: CRACK CRACK CRACK
Rice: GUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Heppokomaru: THAT TECHNIQUE DID!!!?
Rice: Ku…I’m really injured…I must go to the hospital…
Sign: Bo-bobo Hospital
Heppokomaru: DOCTOR!! IS MY BODY ALRIGHT!!?
Bo-bobo: …I’ve taken an X-ray of your body now but…
Bo-bobo: There’s nothing abnormal.
Rice: UWAAAAAAAAAA

155.
Rice: There is something in my ear…
Bo-bobo: OVER HERE--!!!!
SFX: Clang, bam, kaboom
Rice: TAKE MY NEXT TECHNIQUE!! KOME SHINKEN: RICE CYCLONE!!!!
Bo-bobo: UOO!!
Bo-bobo: THEN FOR THAT: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI:
Bo-bobo: THE THREE BO-BOBO PIGS!!!!
Bo-bobo: We need to build houses that can survive the typhoon!!!
Bo-bobo: ELDEST BO-BOBO PIG: STRAW HOUSE!!!!
Bo-bobo: MIDDLE BO-BOBO PIG: STICK HOUSE!!!!

156.
Bo-bobo: YOUNGEST BO-BOBO PIG: SAINT MICHAEL’S CASTLE!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Saint Michael’s Castle is a famous summer castle in St. Petersburg, Russia built for Paul I. It is now a museum)
Rice: HE’S AN AMAZING BUILDER--!!!!
SFX: WHOOOSH
SFX: WHOOOSH
Rice: WHAT--!!!!
Bo-bobo’s: YOU--!!! ENEMY OF OUR BROTHER--!!!
Rice: Come and get it.
Bo-bobo: ORAORAORA--!!!
Rice’s: Usho, usho

157.
SFX: SLAM
Heppokomaru: BU—YAN!!!
Bo-bobo: Ku
Rice: Fu fu…your Hajike can’t win against me.
Bo-bobo: Fu…I’ll show you I can turn this around…
Rice: WHAT!!
Rice: !! WH!! WHAT IS THIS!!? THIS IS…
Bo-bobo: THIS IS HANAGE SHINKEN MABOROSHI OUGI: TETORI-LEG-TRIS FIST.
(Translator’s Note: This is a reference to the game “Tetris”, with the full term “Tetori-Ashi-Torisu Ken”…but this was the closest I could make it)
Bo-bobo: SOO, DISSAPEAR!!!!
Rice: UWAAAAAAAAAA

158.
SFX: Clink
Bo-bobo: Uuh…
Rice: …………
Rice: HA—HAHAHAHA, IS THAT IT!!? IT IS! YOU CAN’T WIN AGAINST THE KING!!! I AM THE KING!!!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Rice: !!
Rice: Wh…what’s going on…? My…my body has no power…what happened…?

159.
Rice: Ha, it can’t be…this guy’s Hajike couldn’t have gotten into my body!!
Rice: Impossible…That idiot…he is…
Bo-bobo: Punishment time.
Rice: THAT GUY HAS MORE HAJIKE THAN KING ME!!?
Bo-bobo: THIS ONE’S FOR BEAUTY!!
Rice: GUHA!!!
Bo-bobo: FOR HEPPOKOMARU!!! FOR TENNOSUKE!!!
Rice: GUHAHA!!!
Beauty, Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: Bo-bobo.
Bo-bobo: FOR DON PATCH!!!!
Rice: GOHA!!!
Bo-bobo: AND THIS ONE…

160.
Bo-bobo: IS FOR ALL THE ANIMALS WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM GLOBAL WARMING------!!!!
Rice: GABEBA!!!!!
Beaver: The warming isn’t bad for me.
Caption: Beaver
Bo-bobo: LET’S END THIS!!!
Rice: Gugu…

161.
Rice: I AM THE KING OF HAJIKELISTS!!!! I WON’T LOSE TO YOU!!!!
Rice: HAJIKE OUGI KIWAMI: FORM OF WOOPER LOOPER!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Kiwami” is “extremely”, thus “Ougi Kiwami” is “Extremely Secret”. As for Wooper Looper: that’s a species of Axolotl who keeps their gills and juvinille traits even after maturity)
Rice: So, I’m a currently popular Wooper Looper!!! How’s that!!! I’m so cute that you can’t attack me. (out loud) UPA! UPA!
Bo-bobo: THAT’S FROM MANY YEARS AGO------!!!!
Rice: UBA!!!!
Bo-bobo: …………That was dangerous…if you were a sea monkey, I wouldn’t have attacked…
Rice: SO THEN, FORM OF SEA MONKEY!!!
Bo-bobo: TOU!!!
Rice: THAT WAS A NORMAL ATTACK!!!!

162.
Bo-bobo: THIS IS THE END!!!! HANAGE SHINKEN KYUUKOKU OUGI: NOSEHAIR FESTIVAL!!!! COME OUT, BOOGERS!!!
(Translator’s Note: Kyuukoku = Ultimate)
Boogers: YOSSHA—IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE WERE USED!! LET’S GET VIOLENT--!!!
Boogers: WA—WA—
Rice: WH…WHAT ARE THESE!!?
Boogers: MIKOSHIDA WASSHOI MIKOSHIDA WASSHOI
(Translator’s Note: “Mikoshida Wasshoi” is a traditional chant used at festivals, particularly by those carrying the sacred artifact of the local temple)
Boogers: FU…WE’RE ACTIVE HERE AND WE’LL SHOW HOW AMAZING AND IMPORTANT WE BOOGERS ARE SO BO-BOBO-SAN CAN HAVE US APPEAR MORE OFTEN!!!
Narrator: The boogers who appeared so little were on fire.
Boogers: LET’S DO IT! OH—
Bo-bobo: N! Rain…
Boogers: RAIN CANCELLATION.

163.
Boogers: UWAAAA—N
Rice: EEH------!!? THEY’RE GOING INTO MY NOSE--!!!!
Narrator: And so 20% of Bo-bobo’s boogers moved into Rice’s nose.
Rice: GET OUT!!!!
Bo-bobo: RICE!!!! I WILL SURPASS YOU!!!!
Rice: DON’T BE CONCEITED! THE KING IS ME!!!!
Bo-bobo & Rice: UOOOOOOOOOO

164.
Bo-bobo: PINAPPUDDING
Rice: GUBAA!!!!!

165.
SFX: SLAM
Bo-bobo: Hmph
Bo-bobo: That’s my style of finale…………wasn’t it beautiful?
Don Patch: You’ve done it, Bo-bobo.
Bo-bobo: Don Patch, are you alright?
Tennosuke: HE DID IT—
Heppokomaru: BO-BOBO REALLY WON!!!
SFX: PA
Beauty, Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: !
Beauty, Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: UWAAAAA
Narrator: Hajike Block Base: DESTROYED

Translator's Note: And thus ends Rice and Hajike Block. The Rice fight did take a lot out of me...but of course, its finally completed and maybe things can calm down a bit. (yeah right, considering the next chapter begins the road to...well, someone else) But of course I do have one comment in particular for the chapter: doesn't Beauty make the cutest panda!? With all that was going on in this chapter, that probably was the best part! (of course being cute, female, a tsukkomi and looking good in panda costumes all help) Oh...and I don't know if we really need to give respect to boogers..but it was nice seeing them again.