Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 94

It's madness on the railways as the Hajike Trio fights an assassin on their way to Hallelujah Land! Hopefully they'll finish it before they arrive...

Ougi 94: It’s a Whoo-Whoo!!
(Translator’s Note: While this title is similar to the Viz title for this chapter, “Its CHUGA-CHUGA Time”, I tried to mostly keep the onomatopoeia of what was referred in the title, which is the sound of a train whistle as opposed to the sound of the wheels moving which was Viz’s onomatopoeia)

103.
Kanemaru: I’M THE MAN WITH THE TITLE “BEST ON TRAINS”!!!! THERE ISN’T A SINGLE PERSON WHO CAN WIN AGAINST ME ON A TRAIN-TOP!!!!
Bo-bobo: SO THEN WE’LL WIN WITH TEAMWORK!!!!
Don Patch: GYAAAA
Tennosuke: I’M FALLING! I’M FALLING!

104.
Kanemaru: DIE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: TEAMWORK!!!
SFX: Stab
Bo-bobo: UO!
SFX: SLIP
Kanemaru: YOU LOST YOUR BALANCE!! NOW YOU’RE GONNA FALL!!!
Bo-bobo: TEAMWORK!!!
SFX: STOMP
Tennosuke: BU!!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS TEAMWORK----!!!!
SFX: SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
Kanemaru: WHAT AMAZING TEAMWORK!!!

105.
Beauty: THAT’S NOT TEAMWORK~~Uhh
Narrator: Beauty talks in her sleep
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT--!!! WE’LL DEFEAT YOU HERE!!!
Sign: Tunnel
SFX: WHA--M
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAA!!!!
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA!!
Bo-bobo: IT HURTS, IT HURTS!!
Don Patch: I’M WEARING AWAY--!!
Bo-bobo: HOLD ON EVERYONE!! JUST A LITTLE MORE TO THE EXIT!!!

106.
Sign: Tunnel
SFX: WHA—M
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: IT’S ANOTHER TUNNEL------!!!!
Bo-bobo: Ku
Kanemaru: THIS IS A “TRAIN BATTLE”!!!
Kanemaru: NEXT WE’RE ENTERING THE FOREST ZONE!!!
SFX: BOOM BOOM
Tennosuke: GYAA!!
Bo-bobo: BU!!
Don Patch: GOPA!!!
Tennosuke: MISSED ME!!
SFX: Whoosh
Man: Heave ho
SFX: Slap
Tennosuke: GUBA!!!!

107.
Tennosuke: THERE WAS A TINY OLD GUY IN THE TREE!!
Bo-bobo: Wha?
Don Patch: Why are you saying that?
SFX: Slap slap slap
Tennosuke: BU!!
Tennosuke: TINY OLD GUYS!!! THEY’RE REALLY HERE--!!!!
Tennosuke: THERE’S ALSO HUGE OLD GUYS----!!!!
SFX: BA—M
Tennosuke: AH—
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: TENNOSUKE----!!!!
Tennosuke: WHAT?
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: A NU CAR------!!!!

108.
Tennosuke: Wa!!
SFX: SPLA—SH
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: AHYAHYAHYAHYA
Kanemaru: YOU’LL FALL OFF TOO!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: WAAAAAAA
SFX: DASH DASH DASH
Kanemaru: IDIOTS!! YOU CAN’T GET BACK ON EVEN IF YOU CATCH UP!!!
Bo-bobo: SECRET ABILITIY: “LEGEND OF KAGE” JUMP!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Legend of Kage”, or “Kage no Densetsu”, is a video game for both arcade and Famicom/NES created by Taito)
Kanemaru: WHAT IS THAT!!!?

109.
Bo-bobo: SO, GIVE BACK THE PRINCESS!!
(Translator’s Note: Furthering the joke, “Legend of Kage” is a game where you’re a ninja that must save a princess from an evil shogun)
Kanemaru: PRINCESS!!?
Bo-bobo: …The sun has considerably risen…N! That’s…
Bo-bobo: THE GREATEST THEME PARK IN THE WORLD: HALLELUJAH LAND!!!
Bo-bobo: OUT OF THE WAY--!!!!
SFX: BAM
Kanemaru: GUWA!!!
SFX: RUN RUN RUN…ERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kanemaru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?

110.
Tennosuke: AH!! LOOK AHEAD!!!
Don Patch: THERE’S A PUPPY ON THE TRACKS!!!!
Bo-bobo: UOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: TERRY, YOU’RE THAT KIND OF GUY----!!!!
(Translator’s Note: This is a parody of a notable scene in Kinnikuman where Terryman was disqualified from the Choujin Olympics for saving a puppy sitting on the tracks of a train moving contest…note Tennosuke and Don Patch as Kinnikuman and Robin Mask)
Bo-bobo: You’re in the way.
SFX: Kick
Don Patch & Tennosuke: EEH!!?
Bo-bobo: DOSSEI--!!!
SFX: Fling

111.
Bo-bobo: The car that Beauty and the others are in is…
Bo-bobo: THIS ONE!!
Don Patch: BO-BOBO!!!
Bo-bobo: NOW WE’RE FLYING RIGHT INTO SPACE WORLD, THE FIRST AREA OF HALLELUJAH LAND!!!
Sign: Space World
Bo-bobo: OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
SFX: BA—M

112.
Narrator: Space World is an extremely popular area where you meet actual aliens.
Bo-bobo: ORAORA----!!!
Narrator: Inside the Train
Beauty: Morning already…have we arrived at Hallelujah Land?
Beauty: KYAAAAAA!!!! (It’s a horrible disaster----!!!)
Kanemaru: WAIT YOU GUYS!! THE BATTLE ISN’T OVER YET--!!!
Bo-bobo: !

113.
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE SO MEAN!!! YOU’RE RUNNING OVER THOSE ALIENS.
Don Patch: PITIFUL!!
Kanemaru: OK!! SO SHALL WE MAKE THIS A CAR CHASE BATTLE!!
Bo-bobo: AS YOU WISH, YOU HORRIBLE MAN!!!
Aliens: Doka! Bakyu! Doka!
Bo-bobo: OK!! THE GOAL IS THE UFO!!!
Alien: Are we really seeing this?
Bo-bobo: I WON’T LOSE THIS BATTLE!!! I MUST WIN FOR THE ALIENS TOO!!!
Bo-bobo & Kanemaru: UOOOOO
Aliens: DON’T COME—DON’T COME—STOP—
SFX: KABO—OM
Aliens: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US--!!!!

114.
Alien: BIKIBIKIPURYOPUPA--!! (Why did you do this to us--!!) PEPIPUROPPOPO!! (Now we’ll never be able to return to space--!!)
Bo-bobo: SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!
SFX: WHAM
Aliens: PIKYA!!!
Bo-bobo: I don’t like those who only speak strangely…those bad things.
Kanemaru: I FOUND AN OPENING, BO-BOBO!!!
Kanemaru: TAKE THIS: TRIPLE DEATH!! ONE!!!
SFX: STAB
Bo-bobo: WA!
Kanemaru: TWO!!!
SFX: STAB
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!
Kanemaru: THREE!!!
SFX: STAB
Bo-bobo: HEAVE-HO!!!
Don Patch: OK, AGAIN!

115.
Don Patch: HEY YOU, HOW DARE YOU STAB AT US!!!
Bo-bobo: Haa…haa…
Kanemaru: EEH------!!? (The middle guy is lying--!!)
Bo-bobo: NOW IT’S MY TURN!! LET’S GO, TENNOSUKE!!
Tennosuke: EEH!? WHAT? WHAT?
Bo-bobo: TOKOROTEN TRAMPOLINE!!!
Tennosuke: GYAA!!!
Bo-bobo: Alright, we’ll use that technique.
Don Patch: Eh?
Bo-bobo: STUNGUN ON!!!
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAA

116.
Bo-bobo: TAKE THIS!!!
Don Patch: Gyaaaaa…
Bo-bobo: LIGHTNING NOSEHAIR BALL!!!!
Everyone: GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!

117.
Kanemaru: …Fu…Congratulations…
Kanemaru: From today, you’re the “Best of Trains”. It’s best if you take my “Best of Trains” sash…
Suzu: Seems we safely arrived in Hallelujah Land.
Bo-bobo: LOOK, BEAUTY!! WE’RE THE “BEST OF TRAINS”!!! THE “BEST OF TRAINS”. “BEST OF TRAINS”.
Beauty: ………Is that so amazing?
SFX: Plop
Box: Trashbox

Translator's Note: First of all, I'm a little surprised that someone actually put the "Legend of Kage" reference already on Wikipedia...who knew that someone else actually picked up on it but it's a small world regardless. On the other hand...you're going to be surprised by this: there is a "Nu Car" retailer! At one point, when listening to a radio station out in Wilmington, DE, I've heard several ads for a detailer literally called "Nu Car Connection"...they sell a lot of foreign cars and even have a website of www.nucar.com! OK...maybe I doubt that will sell Tennosuke's "Nu Car", but at least it exists.