Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 95

Now that Bo-bobo's squad has arrived in Hallelujah Land, they have to stop the insane Halekulani! There's no time to kid around...or is there...

Ougi 95: Boyhood

119.
Caption: Hallelujah Land
Bo-bobo: OK then, where do we start…
Don Patch: This map is easy to understand.
Map: Hallelujah Land Map (you are here)
Bo-bobo: DID YOU GET IT!!!!
SFX: BAM
Bo-bobo: OH WELL!! LET’S GET OURSELVES TO AN INTERESTING PLACE.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: Yes sir.
Bo-bobo: HERE----
Sign: OLD-MAN-GOLDFISH SHOW
Beauty: THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS------!!!!

120.
Hair Hunter: Halekulani-sama, here are the sales in Hallelujah Land from last month.
Halekulani: There’s one that had a massive drop…
Halekulani: WE DON’T HAVE ANY NEED HERE FOR ATTRACTIONS THAT DON’T MAKE MONEY.

121.
Sign: OLD-MAN-GOLDFISH SHOW
Goldfish Man: AH NOW THEN! NOW THEN! NOW THEN WHO IS A GOLDFISH! Yo Ha
SFX: KABO—OM
Beauty: KYAAA!!!!
Suzu: THAT WAS DONE BY HALEKULANI!!!
Beauty: ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?
Bo-bobo: UUH…THAT EXPLOSION NOW
Bo-bobo: TURNED MY FRESH EGG INTO A HARD-BOILED EGG--!!! (My egg rice~~)
(Translator’s Note: “Egg Rice”, or “Tamago Gohan”, is a dish usually eaten at breakfast by mixing a raw-egg with soy sauce mixed in into white rice)
Beauty: THAT DOESN’T MATTER!!!

122.
Suzu: THAT GUY BLOWS UP ATTRACTIONS THAT DON’T MAKE MONEY!! HE DOESN’T CARE AT ALL IF THERE ARE CUSTOMERS IN THERE!
Heppokomaru: THAT’S HORRIBLE.
Bo-bobo: HALEKULANI!!! I CAN’T FORGIVE HIM!!!
Dengaku Man: You’re squishing me, you’re squishing me.
Bo-bobo: LET’S KILL HIM!!!
SFX: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
Sign: Kappa Forest
Beauty: THAT’S A PLAYFUL SPIRIT----!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Beauty: KYAAAA!!!
Bo-bobo: WE’RE STILL, STILL~~~~~
Sign: Little Kids Area
SFX: Crawl, crawl
Beauty: THEY STILL WANT TO PLAY!!?

123.
Narrator: Little Kids Area
Beauty: WAIT, BO-BOBO!!
Heppokomaru: WA! THERE’S JUST LITTLE KIDS.
Voice: Welcome to the “Little Kids Area”!
SFX: SHRIIIIINK
Beauty & Heppokomaru: WA!!
Beauty: WHAT’S GOING ON!? MY BODY HAS SHRUNK!!
Suzu: It’s fine! Everyone who comes in here turns into a child. Everyone returns to a playful mood when they’re children. It’s an extremely popular spot.

124.
Beauty: So, Bo-bobo and the others…
Suzu: Eeh.
Heppokomaru: Those three in their boyhood…That’s what’s really worrying!!
Beauty: AH! IT’S DON PATCH.
Heppokomaru: EH!!!
Don Patch: I’m 5.
SFX: BA—NG
Heppokomaru: THAT’S NOT CUTE----!!!!
SFX: POP POP POP POP
Heppokomaru: WA! WHAT ARE THESE!? CANDY!?
Don Patch: LET’S BE FRIENDS…
Heppokomaru: HE SAYS IT SO NORMALLY!!
Beauty: AH! BO-BOBO
Heppokomaru: EH!?

125.
Bo-bobo: The rebellion has come…
SFX: Scratch
Heppokomaru: HE’S A WARRIOR!!!?
Heppokomaru: N! That’s Tennosuke.
Tennosuke: Beautiful.
Sign: Mirror
Heppokomaru: A NARCISSIST----!!!!
Heppokomaru: Those three have inconceivable childhoods…if those three meet now, what will happen?
SFX: Step step

126.
Sign: PURE-HEARTED BOYS LIVE
Heppokomaru: THEY’VE GOT CHEMISTRY!!!!
Heppokomaru: BUT THEY DIDN’T SELL ANYTHING--!!!
Bo-bobo: LET’S PLAY TAG OVER THERE NEXT!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: Oh—
Heppokomaru: They improve fast too!!!
Bo-bobo: So, Tennosuke is the Oni.
(Translator’s Note: Tag in Japan is played with the “oni” chasing after the others to catch them. Thus the name of the game: “onigokko”)
Tennosuke: Fine.
Don Patch: OK, let’s start now.
Tennosuke: Ha ha ha, wait up—
Beauty: Kya—

127.
Don Patch: WATCH OUT, BEAUTY!!!
SFX: POP POP POP POP POP POP
Tennosuke: GYAA!!!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAA!!!
Bo-bobo: I’LL SLASH YOU DOWN, YOU F**KING ONI--!!!
SFX: SLAAASH
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING----!!!!\
Beauty: ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!? THEY ONLY DID IT SINCE YOU PLAYING THE ONI…
Tennosuke: I’M NOT PLAYING AN “ONI”…
Tennosuke: I’M PLAYING A “BISHOUNEN ONI”!!!!
Beauty: WA!!

128.
Bo-bobo: Ha ha ha, this is fun.
Heppokomaru: It would be horrible if an enema appeared now.
Nightmare: HA HA HA, NO NO.
Helmet Kanji: Enemy
Don Patch: THAT’S TOO TRIVIAL.
Nightmare: If I were to appear, this is how I’d do it.
Tennosuke: Ha ha ha ha
Heppokomaru: HE’S HERE-----!!!
Nightmare: ME----!!!?
Beauty: KYAA—AN ENEMY--!!!
Nightmare: NO—NO!! I’M NOT THE ENEMY.
Beauty: Your head has “Enemy” written on it.
Sign: Mirror
Nightmare: IT IS FLOATING THERE!!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS BAD! THIS IS A KIDDY PLACE!!
Tennosuke: THIS IS THE WORST DEVELOPMENT!!

129.
Nightmare: YOU’RE TRAPPED, BO-BOBO. I AM HALEKULANI-SAMA’S SUBORDINATE: NIGHTMARE! SINCE ALL OF YOU HAVE TURNED INTO BRATS, IT’LL BE EASY TO KILL YOU!
Nightmare: YOU’RE ALL IN THE BODY OF CHILDREN. YOU WON’T EVEN BE ABLE TO USE SHINKEN!
Heppokomaru: !!
Don Patch: DON’T UNDERESTIMATE US, YOU----!!! WE’RE KIDS, SO WE’LL USE KID METHODS!!!
Don Patch: WA-----
SFX: Step step step
Heppokomaru’s SFX: PLOP
Nightmare: SHOOT!!!!
Heppokomaru: HE HAS A ONE-POINT HEADSTART----!!!
Back: Brat

130.
Nightmare: YOU’RE NEXT, BO-BOBO!!
SFX: Grab
Bo-bobo: NARCISSIST GUARD!!!
Tennosuke: GYA!!
Tennosuke: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! THAT’S MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
Bo-bobo: My bad-de gozaru.
Tennosuke: STOP WITH ONLY MY FACE!!!
Nightmare: SO THEN NEXT I’LL SLICE YOUR BODY INTO TWO!!
SFX: SHAKKING
Tennosuke: Fu. It’s no problem if its other than my face.
Bo-bobo: DUCK, TENNOSUKE!!!
SFX: Splat
Tennosuke: BU!!!!


131.
Nightmare: KU!!
Bo-bobo: YO! HA!
Tennosuke: GYA, BU
Nightmare: ABANDON YOUR FRIEND IMMEDIATELY!!!
Tennosuke: My face…
Bo-bobo: A WARRIOR DOESN’T ABANDON HIS FRIENDS!!!
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAA!!!
SFX: BAM
Nightmare: GYAA!!!
Don Patch: YOUR CARE BURNS ME…
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH!!

132.
Heppokomaru: Amazing!! Even though the three of them have childish personalities, they act exactly the same!!
Beauty: BUT HIS HANAGE SHINKEN…
Nightmare: RIGHT! IF YOU CAN DO HANAGE SHINKEN, THEN I CAN’T BE AN ENEMY!!
Bo-bobo: IF YOU WANT HANAGE SHINKEN, I’LL USE IT.
Nightmare: WHAT!!?
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN
SFX: BLOW~~

133.
Bo-bobo: ISN’T THAT SNOT--!!!!
Nightmare: BU!!!!
SFX: WHAM
SFX: BO—OM
SFX: HO—NK
Tennosuke: MY HANDKERCHIEF!!
Nightmare: WH…WHAT IS THIS BATTLE POWER………IS HE REALLY A BRAT…
Narrator: At that moment
Goldfish Man: Yo—Ha—
Dengaku Man: This is Broadway.

Translator's Note: Somehow you probably can figure out on your own why the Goldfish Man isn't really that popular...but hey, I won't tell Dengaku Man if you won't. Meanwhile, is it just me or did Suzu in particular get cuter when she became a child? I mean...those big eyes besuit her and maybe Beauty...just as long as we never see Tennosuke as a narcissist ever again after this (well this and the next chapter...Nightmare is nowhere near done), I'll be happy though.