Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 98

All Don Patch wants to do is have fun on his Hallelujah Land adventures. Of course, even when a Hell Killer has come to take him down...I highly doubt he'll pay much attention to him.

Ougi 98: I’m the Lead Character!!!

167.
Don Patch: MIL MIL MILK—DRINK YOUR MILK-MOO—
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE ONE OF THE “HELL KILLERS”!!?
T-500: INDEED, I AM ONE OF THE HELL KILLERS: T-500. MY DIRECTIVE IS TO OBLITERATE ALL OF THE BO-BOBO GANG! YOU ARE ASSOCIATES OF BO-BOBO.
Caption: T-500
(Translator’s Note: “Ichimi” actually has something to do with “flavor”, but I decided to go along with the “Ichimi” used in “One Piece” meaning a gang.)
Don Patch: The Bo-bobo Gang?
Heppokomaru: Eh? Um……yeah.
Don Patch: WE’RE THE DON PATCH GANG!!!!
Heppokomaru: BU!!
SFX: RIIIP
T-500: GUOO!!

168.
Don Patch: YOU’RE MISTAKEN ABOUT BO-BOBO!! BO-BOBO = ME, AND I’M = HANAGE SHINKEN!!!
T-500: SO…SO THEN YOU’RE BO-BOBO!!!
Don Patch: I’M DON PATCH------!!!!!
SFX: BAM
T-500: EEH!!!?

169.
T-500: GUWA!!!
Don Patch: Whether or not I am Bo-bobo…
Don Patch: ISN’T THIS FINE!!! ISN’T THIS REALLY FINE!!!
Don Patch: ISN’T IT FINE FOR THIS CHILD…
SFX: Crack
Don Patch: AAH!!!
T-500: I WILL TRULY KILL ALL OF YOU…JUST LIKE THIS DOLL!!!
Don Patch: Like that doll? Like Yakkun…
Don Patch: LIKE YAKKUN-------------------!!!!
SFX: CRACK

170.
T-500: DIE!!! DEATH CANNON REVOLVER!!!
SFX: RATATATATATATA
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
T-500: MY EYES RECORD ALL BATTLE DATA. THUS, I CAN READ AHEAD OF ALL YOUR MOVES!
Don Patch: Uuh……I need to put on compresses…
SFX: Slap
SFX: Slap Slap
SFX: Slap
SFX: CHACHING
Constellation: Compress
(Translator’s Note: This bit is a slight “Saint Seiya” parody, with Don Patch drawing power from his “armor” of compresses, to the point that it’s the “constellation” that powers him akin to the warriors of that series)
Heppokomaru: WHAT---------!!! (I never predicted that)

171.
Don Patch: COMPRESS COMPRESS—
SFX: Slap Slap Slap
T-500: WA! NO! STOP!! DON’T PUT THEM ON!!!
SFX: Slap
Don Patch: EAT COMPRESS~~~EAT COMPRESS~~~
T-500: FUGOFUGOFUGOFUGO (WHAT THE? WHAT THE?)
Don Patch: SPIT THOSE OUT!!
SFX: BAM
T-500: BU!!!
Don Patch: YOU’RE WELL-SKILLED--!!! DON PATCH WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT!!!

172.
T-500: SO THEN DIE!!!
SFX: RATATATATA
Heppokomaru: DON PATCH--!!!
Don Patch: YOU CAN’T HURT ME CAUSE I’M A DUMMY.
Heppokomaru: YOU ARE INDEED A DUMMY!!
T-500: WHAT THE HECK IS HE!!? HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE DIRECT HITS!! WHY WASN’T HE HURT!!? WHY!!? WHY!!?
Don Patch: CAUSE I’M A DUMMY
Sign: Non-Stop Dummy
Don Patch: CAUSE I’M A DUMMY—CAUSE I’M A DUMMY—
Sign: THE DUMMY
Don Patch: EVEN SO, BEING A DUMMY HURTS--!!!!
Heppokomaru: HE’S FLYING!!!

173.
Don Patch: IT HURTS!! I’M JUST A DUMMY BUT IT HURTS!!!
Don Patch: MY HEART…IT HURTS…JOHN…
Don Patch: JOHHH----N COME BACK!!! HURRY!! HURRY!!
SFX: WHAM WHAM WHAM
T-500: IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!! WHAT IS THIS!!? WHO’S JOHN!!?
T-500: Haa haa…what is he…? I can’t use my battle data at all…What’s next…? What’s next…?
Don Patch: Moruwaize—moruwaize—
(Translator’s Note: Don’t ask me, I couldn’t find this one at all)
T-500: PLAYING THE PIANO--!!!
Don Patch: IT’S NO USE!! I’M IN A SLUMP TODAY!!!
T-500: UWA

174.
Don Patch: SLUMP SLUMP SLUMP SLUMP SLUMP SLUMP
Don Patch: SLUMP----
Cats: SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—SLUMP—
T-500: WHAT IS THIS-----!!!?
Don Patch: Well—then, the chicken hasn’t been shipped!
Box: Chicken Meat
Headband: Meat
Cat: Leave it with me?
T-500: Eh? Me too!!?
Don Patch: ONE BOX PREPARED!!!
SFX: Bam
T-500: GUO!!!

175.
T-500: WAAAAAA
Seller: No—we don’t need this.
T-500: Haa…
Seller: Send half of it back.
T-500: AAAAAAAA
SFX: Talk Talk Explain Explain
Don Patch: Un Un.
Don Patch: IT WAS YOUR OWN APPEAL THIS----TIME!!!
T-500: GUBA!!!
Heppokomaru: WHAT WAS STREAMING OUT NOW!!?
T-500: YOU----!!! YOU ARE THAT GUUUUUUUUUY!!
Don Patch: THE TRASH-GUY STILL DOESN’T GET IT!!!
SFX: CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE

176.
Don Patch: I’M THE LEAD CHARACTER--------------!!!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
T-500: THAT…THAT’S THE POWER OF A LEAD CHARACTER…
Don Patch: Ougi: Cheapskate Blues
Heppokomaru: ……
Heppokomaru: SO STRONG!! DON PATCH’S POWER IS UNMEASURABLE AFTER ALL…THEN AGAIN, HE JUST COOPERATES ON TAG MATCHES WITH BO-BOBO…HE’S NOT THE LEAD CHARACTER BUT…
Don Patch: HE-KU~~~~N, PATCHIMI IS SCARED~~~
SFX: Twitch twitch
Heppokomaru: Let’s return to Bo-bobo’s location.
Don Patch: JUST ONE MORE PLACE~~~
Heppokomaru: We’re going back.

177.
Narrator: At that moment, Bo-bobo’s group were searching for Halekulani’s Money Castle.
Tennosuke: N--! N--!
Dengaku Man: WAIT UP YOU~~
Bo-bobo: SUZU, ARE WE THERE YET?
Suzu: JUST A BIT MORE!!
Voice: Eh?
Bo-bobo: WASTE!!! HOW MUCH LONGER!?
Suzu: AROUND FIVE MINUTES!!
Bo-bobo: OK, FASTER TENNOSUKE!!
SFX: STRETCH
Tennosuke: GAHA!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT’S WRONG, TENNOSUKE!!! Wha? His soul is leaking out!!!
SFX: SUU~~~
SFX: WHA—M
Everyone: GYAA---!!!!

178.
Bo-bobo: Oww………What’s this building?
Tennosuke: YOU’RE NOT HUMAN!! YOU’RE NOT HUMAN!!!
Voice: SAVE US, BO-BOBO!!
Bo-bobo: N!
Megafan: Ku ku ku…
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY!! SUZU!!
Bo-bobo: AN ENEMY!!! I DIDN’T SEE HIM!!!! YOU LET GO OF THOSE TWO SO WE CAN END THIS QUICKLY!!!
Dengaku Man: OW OW
Bo-bobo: AH! DENGAKU MAN TOO!!! WHAT’S GOING ON!!!

179.
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY—SUZU—ARE YOU ALRIGHT--!! DENGAKU MAN!! I’LL SAVE YOU NOW!!
Tennosuke: Will that happen to me too!!?
SFX: Boom boom
SFX: BO—OM
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAAA--!!!
Shirt: Man Inside
Bo-bobo: THEY DID WELL.
Tennosuke: WE DID WELL. WE DID WELL.
Bo-bobo: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GUY---!!!
Megafan: WE’RE THE CORE OF THE “HELL KILLERS”: THE THREE PRISON-MURDER BROTHERS!!! WE SHOW OFF OUR TRUE POWERS WORKING AS A TRIO!! THEREFORE THE CORE ACCOMPLISHES ITS PURPOSE AS A TRINITY!!!
(Translator’s Note: The full name of the team is “Gokusatsu 3-Kyoudai”. While “3-Kyoudai” is “three brothers” easily, I had a bit of a problem translating “Gokusatsu”, ultimately choosing to go with the literal translation of the kanji, with “Goku” for “prison” and “Satsu” for “Killer” or “murder”…thus the “Prison-Murder Brothers”.)
Megafan: WE GIVE OUR LIVES IN ORDER TO SEE HALEKULANI’S SMILING FACE!!
Bo-bobo: KU!!
Voice: YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING A PROBLEM.
Bo-bobo: HA!! THAT VOICE!!

180.
Bo-bobo: DOCTOR POOPOOP--!!!
(Translator’s Note: The actual name is “Unkokko-Hakase” and I tried my best to keep the alliteration…and I swear its referring to something but don’t ask me what)
Softon: It’s Softon.
Brothers: POOP HAS APPEARED--!!!!
Megafan: HEY, POOP HAS APPEARED. POOP!!!! THAT GUY, IT’S POOP!!
Beauty: SOFTON-SAN!
Bo-bobo: SOFTON, WHY ARE YOU HERE!!?
Softon: Bit of a part-time job…
Voice: FIELD S**T!
Softon: This is a worst-case scenario.
Bo-bobo: You’re so selfless~~
Beep: Hey, you. You’re my prisoner now.

181.
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN OUGI: SUN THROUGH THE TREES IN SAINT LUCIA
(Translator’s Note: It’s cumbersome but it works. The “sun through the trees” has a simple Japanese word of “Komorebi”)
SFX: SLAASH
Beep: GUO!!!
Beauty: AMAZING!!
Haou: HERE HE COMES……
Softon: WELL THEN, FOOLISH FALLEN ANGELS. WILL YOU REPORT TO HIM YOUR SHIVERING INVESTIGATION?
(End of Volume 9)

Translator's Note: Just like the last chapter seemed to show how much fun a Bo-bobo/Tennosuke team-up can be, this chapter (and the end of the last) does the same for Don Patch fighting on his own. You obviously can see how a Hajikelist fights: they set up the rules and as long as they keep going, you really can't stop him at all! And of course when its Don Patch...that's like trying to stop a speeding train with your bare hands. The only other major highlight of the chapter is the return of Softon...he's pretty much just going to stick around for the rest of the series starting here but compared to the insanity of Don Patch, there isn't much to say other than the volume ends with the start of the battle with the brothers three...