Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 99

Just when Money Castle was "this close", Bo-bobo's squad was completely ambushed by the last of the Hell Killers...who number in three! But with the sudden arrival of Softon...well, things could get more confusing.

Vol. 10: Bo-bobo the One-Hundred Trillion
Ougi 99: The Strongest 4 Gather!

7.
Megafan: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! LOOK UP!!
Beep: My hand—
Bo-bobo: !!
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY!! WHEN DID YOU GET THERE!!!
Megafan: THEY’RE OUR CRUCIAL HOSTAGES…
SFX: Blow
Bo-bobo: STOP!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Megafan: HELL’S GUM
SFX: POP
Beauty & Suzu: KYAA!!
Megafan: Ku ku ku…Hell’s Gum has the flavor of spoiled milk. Those affected by this technique and take in this scent for thirty minutes…
Beauty: It smells~~
Suzu: It smells~~
Bo-bobo: WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!?

8.
Megafan: Die.
Beauty & Suzu: DIE!!? (From a smell?)
Megafan: I am the middle of the Three Prison-Murder Brothers: Megafan. So, will you be climbing Climb High Tower for them?
Bo-bobo: YOU F**K!! I WILL SAVE BEAUTY!!! OTHERWISE
Bo-bobo: I’LL THROW POOP ON HIM----!!!
Beep: BIG BROTHER----!!!
Megafan: LITTLE BROTHER----!!!!

9.
Megafan: LITTLE BROTHER---!!!
SFX: Bam bam bam bam
SFX: Glomp
Megafan: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO!! DUMMY!!
Beep: I WAS SCARED—
Megafan: …They appear to be impatient. I’ll take advantage of his conscious here.
Megafan: Look!! He’s so terrifying that he’ll ultimately destroy your spirit!!!
Beep: Eh?
Megafan: IDIOT! IS THAT GOOD!!!
Beep: Granny~~the wind has stopped~~
Bo-bobo: SO BUY A FAN!!!!
Megafan: HE HAS NO CONSCIOUS--!!!

10.
Softon: ALRIGHT! LEAVE IT TO ME HERE!! YOU TWO GO SAVE THEM QUICKLY!!
Bo-bobo: UNDERSTOOD!!
Beep: YOU’RE GOING TO BE KILLED BY THE YOUNGEST BROTHER, BEEP!!!!
Softon: SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH
Beep: POOP IS STRONG RECENTLY--!!!
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN OUGI: JAMAICA’S PASSION
Bo-bobo: That’s Softon for you. We have to cross these plates to get to the top.
SFX: Bounce Bounce Bounce

11.
Tennosuke: OWOW!! WHAT’S THIS!? A GRIDDLE!! I’M MELTING!! I’M MELTING!!
SFX: SIZZLE
Bo-bobo: N! WAKAME!!? A TRAP?
(Translator’s Note: “Wakame” is a species of kelp used in plenty of Japanese and Asian dishes)
Megafan: EXACTLY!!
SFX: GRAB
Bo-bobo: !!
Megafan: THESE THREE PLATES HAVE TRAPS SET ON THEM! YOU’RE CAUGHT IN THE WAKAME AS YOU MOVE!!! DIE!!!
SFX: BLOW~~
Bo-bobo: SO I’LL USE THAT TECHNIQUE!!!
Bo-bobo: WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME WAKAME

12.
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THIS TECHNIQUE----!!!!
SFX: BAM
Megafan: GOFU!!!!
Narrator: At that moment, the captured Tennosuke has melted.
SFX: Drip drip
Sign: Cooked Tokoroten – 10 Yen
SFX: Plop
Caption: Eldest Brother: Haou
Beep: KU…
Softon: Release Beauty and Suzu…you can not win.

13.
Beep: MY ANNOYANCE OF POOP GROWS BIT BY BIT-----!!!
Beep: DIE---!!!
Softon: NA-Z
Softon: CA!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Like his previous chant of “BA-BY-LON”, this chant of “NA-Z-CA” is a reference to the ancient Mesoamerican civilization of the Nazca, responsible for the Nazca Lines in Peru and a system of aquaducts)
SFX: ZUGYUN
Softon: YOU’RE BEING JUDGED. BY THE WILL OF GOD.
Beep: ………

14.
Beep: YOU CAN’T THREATEN ME!! THAT DID NOTHING!!!
SFX: CRICK
Beep: THAT WON’T STOP MY ANGER, KORA----!!!
SFX: BAMBAMBAM
Beep: DO YOU GET IT, POOP----!!!
Voice: ARE YOU FINISHED?
Beep: HA?
Beep: …What is this…?

15.
Softon: YOU’RE IN THE PALM OF THE GOD OF BABYLON.
Beep: !!
Beep: TH…THAT’S CRAZY. YOU SHOULD BE DEAD NOW.
Softon: THIS IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR OWN IMAGINATION RELEASED FROM WITHIN. LOOK CLOSELY.
Beep: WHAT!!?
Beep: WHAT’S THAT!!? HE’S RELEASED FROM WITHIN ME!!?
Love Peace: LOVE AND PEACE
Softon: YOUR EARNEST DANCING WITHIN THE HAND OF THE BABYLON GOD HAS NOT PASSED…JUDGE…HIS FOOLISH IDEAS…
Softon: JUDGEMENT OF BABYLON!!!!!
Beep: GYAAAAAA!!!!
Softon: YOUR EVIL INTENTIONS HAVE FALLEN…
Love Peace: AND LOVE AND PEACE.

16.
Megafan: WH…WHAT THE, THAT TECHNIQUE…?
Bo-bobo: I’VE MADE WAKAME MISO SOUP--!
(Translator’s Note: One of the more usual means of eating wakame is in miso soup as a meaty selection as part of the dish)
Megafan: KU!! WAKAME ISN’T USEFUL FOR HIM!!!
Bo-bobo: NA-Z
Bo-bobo: CA is whom I’m showing HANA NO ASUKA-GUMI!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Hana no Asuka-gumi!”, or “Hana’s Asuka-Gang!”, is a notable long-running shoujo series from the magazine “Monthly Asuka”, notable both for its longevity, its many adaptations (movies, TV series, anime OVAs)…and in yuri circles)
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE BEING JUDGED. BY THE WILL OF NOSEHAIRS.
Megafan: I…IDIOT…YOU’RE USING THE SAME TECHNIQUE AS HIM TOO…

17.
Kanji: Flower/Hana
Helmet: Asuka
Megafan: ONLY THE FACE IS SIMILAR----!!!!
Bo-bobo: NATURALLY.
Megafan: HE APPEARED FROM A WEIRD PLACE!!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS A FANTASY THAT YOU WISHED FOR.
Megafan: THEY’RE MULTIPLYING!!!
Bo-bobo: YOUR DANCING WITH THE BUTTS OF THE STRANGE GUYS HAVEN’T PASSED…
Megafan: NO! THEY’RE THE ONES DANCING!!!
Bo-bobo: JUDGEMENT OF THE STRANGE GUYS!!!!
Sign: Hana no Asuka-gumi!
Megafan: GYAAAAAAA!!
Bo-bobo: YOUR WAKAME HAS FALLEN…
Asuka Thing: And neglige and T-back

18.
Haou: THOSE CONTROLLED GUYS…
Tennosuke: YOU—YOU CAN’T SELL ME OFF!!!
Haou: YOU’VE WOKEN UP----!!!
Tennosuke: TO-KO-RO
Tennosuke: TEN!!!!
SFX: Squash
Tennosuke: DANG----!!!! I DON’T HAVE FINGERS----!!!!
Haou: NO EFFECT!!!
Tennosuke: GOBU!!!
SFX: BAM

19.
Haou: N!
Megafan: !
Beep: !
SFX: DODODODODODODODO
Bo-bobo: He’s finally returned……………
SFX: Dododo
Don Patch: UWAAAAAA-------N!!!
Sign: LOST
Brothers: WHAT IS THAT!!!?
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH-----!!!!
SFX: DADADADADADA
Don Patch: BO-BOBO--!! BO-BOBO--!!
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH--!! DON PATCH--!!

20.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: YOU JERK--------!!!!!
SFX: WHA—M
Brothers: EEH--------!!?
SFX: Scritch
SFX: Scritch
Don Patch: BUT IT’S CAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!!
Bo-bobo: YOU TOO.
Brothers: WHAT IS THIS, BURLESQUE!!?
(Translator’s Note: The word used when I said “burlesque” is “chabangeki”, which is sort of a low comedy…burlesque did fit the purpose)

21.
Softon: …WELL THEN. WE’RE ALL COMPLETE.
Don Patch: OSSHA---!! LET’S GO HAJIKE!!!
Bo-bobo: YES! WE’LL GO AT IT IMMEDIATELY!!!
Bo-bobo: DIE, DON PATCH------!!!!
Don Patch: GYAA!!!
Megafan: GUBA!!!
Don Patch: How’s—that?
Megafan: HE’S LAUGHING!!? WHAT!!?
SFX: PU----N
Beauty: …I want a bath…

Translator's Note: Somehow I have a slight admission: this is the first real Softon fight I've ever translated. Since someone else did C-Block, I never had to put up with the insane mumbo-jumbo regarding the true power of Babylon Shinken...OK, I did do his Gunkan stuff but that was nothing compared to the real power of Babylon he used on Beep. And to tell the truth, the chapter took forever for me to translate due to how much I had to do regarding Softon...that and Bo-bobo's parody of Softon's actions turned out to be an obscure manga reference I really had to research a bit. (should have had more but I think they were mostly just using the name) While Babylon Shinken is pretty to look at, its still a bit over my head metaphysically...sure I get it but its still like every time Softon uses the actual god-level stuff, it goes in one ear and out the other. The best part: at least Tennosuke's version failed. (then again, who knows what that would have been) I had more problems with the context of Beep's accusation from Megafan...I didn't know if he was talking to Bo-bobo or to Beep but hopefully I figured it out...Of course, now that we're finally at a 3-on-4 battle...things could get confusing rather quick.