Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 117

With one blow, J has crushed Softon! Is the poop-head really no more? Does J possess any weaknesses at all? Can Bo-bobo find anything that will stop J!? And...will Dengaku Man be stuck with Kuruman forever?

Ougi 117: Miraculous Calculation

117.
Don Patch: …Aah…that’s…
Tennosuke: It’s a lie…………
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: ANT SA----N!!!!
Ant: I WAS STEPPED ON EARLIER…
Beauty: EEH----OVER THAT!!!?
Torpedo Girl: DON’T DIE SOFTON-SAN!! I’M IN UTTER HORROR THAT I WAS MARRIED AND QUICKLY BECAME A WIDOW---!!
Boombox: PAPA—
Beauty: NO, YOU WEREN’T MARRIED TO HIM--!! WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE CHILDREN!!?
Bo-bobo: T…this is stupid…Softon was defeated by one blow from this man…this man named J…
Torpedo Girl: IT’S RUBBISH!!!
SFX: BAM

118.
Bo-bobo: HE’S STRONG!!!!
Caption: THIS GUY IS INFINITE IN HEIGHT!!!
Beauty: WHY IS HE SHAMELESSLY USING CATCH COPY, THAT ONION-OFFICER!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Catch Copy” is a special “giant handwriting” commonly used in ads and brochures to catch a potential customer’s attention)
Tennosuke: THIS IS BAD! SOFTON’S BLOOD WON’T STOP!! At this moment, we should spread wasabi over his open would.
SFX: BABOOMP BABOOMP
Beauty: HA! IS THAT WISDOM FROM AN “OLD WIVES’ TALE”!!
(Translator’s Note: An “Old Wives’ Tale” in Japanese is actually called “Obaachan no Chiebukuro” or “The Mind of a Granny”)
Don Patch: Regretfully it’s from “Obaana Chan’s Bag of Forgiveness”!!
(Translator’s Note: Note the transformation of “Obaachan” or “granny” to “Obaana Chan”)
Bag: BAG OF FORGIVENESS
Beauty: WHAT’S THAT!!?
Don Patch: OBAANA CHAN’S BAG OF FORGIVENESS~~
Softon: GOFU
Beauty: THAT’S A HUGE VOLUME!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING----!!!
SFX: PLORP
Don Patch: OBU!!

119.
Bo-bobo: ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SOFTON?
Don Patch: GYAAA
Softon: Aah…don’t worry about me…
Bo-bobo: YES, YOU’RE ALREADY TALKING! I’LL TAKE YOU TO TREATMENT NOW!!
Bo-bobo: Good…his life has ended.
Beauty: YOU KILLED HIM!? YOU KILLED HIM NOW!?
J: Well then…Who will be the next to bathe in my Black Sun?
Bo-bobo: I UNDERSTAND NOW, ONION. I’LL SLICE YOU UP WITH THE DAIKON AND THROW YOU INTO A POT.
(Translator’s Note: “Daikon” is a kind of radish used in Japanese cuisine)
Don Patch: YOU REALIZED IT!! IN THIS SITUATION, I TERRIBLY DIDN’T SOAK THE DAIKON EARLIER IN THE HOT WATER FOR TEN MINUTES…
Hat: COOKING MAMA

120.
J: That’s interesting.
SFX: DADADADADA
Don Patch: INTERESTING!? I’M NOT JOKING!! REGULATING FROM A LOW FIRE FOR AN AMATEUR IS POINTLESS!!
J: KUROTAIYOU SHINKEN OUGI…
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI…
Bo-bobo: KE-RISTIAN DIO----R!!!
(Translator’s Note: The “Ke” is the kanji for “hair”, otherwise it’s a bizarre pronounciation of “Christian Dior”)
J: NIGHT DELUSION FORTISSIMO!!!
Don Patch: TEACHER CAN’T WATCH ANYMO—RE!!!
Beauty: ONE OF THOSE IS WEIRD--!!!!
SFX: PLUNK
Bo-bobo: GUBAA!!!
Beauty: AAH, BO-BOBO!!!

121.
Don Patch: GOBA FOR ME TOO!!!
SFX: GUSH
Beauty: Yeah sure.
Bo-bobo: Th…this is stupid. I should have perfectly seen him but…Gu…It is that guy named J…
Don Patch: What was that for!!
Bo-bobo: HE’S…
Bo-bobo: HE’S STRONG!!!!
Caption: ISN’T THE FLEETING HEATHAZE BEAUTIFUL?
Beauty: ANOTHER WEIRD CATCH COPY APPEARED!!! WHO ARE YOU ASKING THAT TOO!? (Answer Onion-officer)
Bo-bobo: …It’s bizarre…I should have perfectly avoided that guy’s attack…Yet I took damage…And my nosehairs also should have certainly caught him…yet he took no damage…Why? It should be some sort of trick…
Bo-bobo: THINK…THINK…
SFX: LICK LICK

122.
Softon: I GOT IT----!!!
SFX: POKE
Tennosuke: KYAA!! (Softon)
SFX: BOING
Softon: I KNOW THE SECRET OF KUROTAIYOU SHINKEN~~~~~
SFX: Wave wave
Tennosuke: GYAAAA, WHAT IS THAT MOVEMENT? TELL ME, INAGAWA JUNJI~~
(Translator’s Note: Junji Inagawa is a Japanese actor well known as an actor in several Japanese horror movies)
Softon: BO-BOBO. YOU SHOULDN’T BE PUZZLED BY HIS MOVEMENTS!! THEY’RE NOTHING BUT PHANTOMS CREATED FROM LIGHT REFRACTION!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!
Softon: We’ve been trapped in his Ougi since we came here.
J: Fufu…magnificent. This is the first time a person has realized the reality of the Black Sun.
J: THE REALITY OF KUROTAIYO SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: SLEEPING FIVE SUNS.
Beauty: AH! THERE ARE FIVE BLACK SUNS IN THE SKY!!!

123.
Softon: That guy uses the light refraction from the five black suns and produces phantoms!! His technique also is a means of deception; in actuality we take the attacks from a different angle!!!
Tennosuke: I UNDERSTAND!! SO THAT’S HOW HE DID IT!!
Diagram: THE TOOTH IS ATTACKED HORRIBLY.
(Translator’s Note: Note the Terryman and Robin Mask)
Softon: You’re completely wrong.
Softon: BO-BOBO, A STRONG LIGHT!!! THE PHANTOMS WILL DISSAPEAR WITH A LIGHT THAT’S STRONGER THAN THE BLACK SUNS!!!
J: It’s useless…there isn’t a strong light greater than the Black Sun.
Bo-bobo: THERE IS ONE!!!
J: What!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI...
Bo-bobo: SUPER FLASH!!!!
SFX: BUZZ—
Beauty: NO, THAT’S AN ORDINARY LIGHT STAND----!!!!

124.
SFX: FLICKER
J: KU!!
Beauty: THEY DISSAPEARED!!! THE GLOOMY BLACK SUNS!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: NOW WE CAN SEE THE REAL ONE!!! LET’S GO: CHOUOUGI…
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GREAT MARCH OF THE 300 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!!!!
SFX: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
J: GUBA!!!
Beauty: WHAT IS THAT TECHNIQUE!!!? (Sensibility to manga fads!!!)
Bo-bobo: I CAN’T DO THIS!! THAT GUY’S STRONG!! NOW WE’LL BECOME BOBOPATCH
Don Patch: OK
SFX: POP
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO FUSION!!!
SFX: VOOM
J: I don’t know what you are doing but you won’t do it.
SFX: KUI

125.
J: KUROTAIYOU SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK FLAME TELEPORTATION
SFX: WHOOSH
Don Patch: WH…DENGAKU MAN!!!
Don Patch: FUSION FAILED!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch: THIS IS BAD!! AS IS, BO-BOBO WILL…
Don Patch: CLEVER!! HE TURNED PAST HIS BODY!!
Dengaku Man: PARDON ME.
SFX: PLORP
Beauty: HE GOT IN THROUGH HIS BUTT--!!!!
Bo-bobo: BENECHIMA----
SFX: BO—OM
Beatuy: HE FUSED WITH DENGAKU MAN!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN? HA…IT COULDN’T…
Beauty: A PREMONITION OF THE BIRTH OF THE STRONGEST SOLDIER…

126.
SFX: SHUUUU
Denbo: FUSION COMPLETE!
Beauty: THEY BECAME A GIRL------!!!!
Denbo: I’M DENBO!
Beauty: DENBO!!?
Denbo: I CAN ONLY STAY IN THIS FORM FOR FIVE HOURS!
Beauty: ISN’T THAT A BIT LONG!! (How long is needed)

127.
Beauty: ARE YOU REALLY BO-BOBO?
Denbo: KYA
Beauty: EH?
Denbo: …That hurt…
Beauty: I’M WORRIED…THIS HAS TRULY BECOME AN AWKWARD SITUATION…
Don Patch: HEY, YOU! WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHAT DEADLY TECHNIQUES DO YOU HAVE?
Denbo: Eh?
Don Patch: SPECIAL TECHNIQUE! SPECIAL TECHNIQUE!! WHAT IS IT!
Denbo: My specialty is singing.
Don Patch: KILL HER………
Tennosuke: WAIT WAIT!! IT MAY BE A SPECIAL SONG--!! COULD IT DESTROY THE EARS OF THE EXTREMELY TONE DEAF…
Denbo: This world is unendless—
Tennosuke: Hey, what…this girl isn’t particularly skilled…………

128.
Beauty, Don Patch & Tennosuke: WHAT DO WE DO…
SFX: GOOO
Don Patch: OH NO! J’S COMING!!
Denbo: You’ve come to hear my song. THANK YOU
Don Patch: IDIOT--!!!
Tennosuke: EVEN SO, IT’S BO-BOBO!! PROTECT HER!
Beauty: It’s fine! That onion-officer shouldn’t attack a woman if he’s gentlemanly.
J: Exactly. In love, I wouldn’t egotistically attack a lady.
Voice: GREAT!! (Idiot)
J: KUROTAIYOU SHINKEN OUGI: VANESSA’S HUMILIATION
Denbo: KYAAAAA
Beauty: DENBO DOESN’T COUNT AS A WOMAN AFTER ALL----!!!!

128.
Denbo: UUH…THAT HURTS………WHY WOULD HE SHOW THOSE EYES TO ME…
SFX: DRIP DRIP
Star: You’ve already cried enough, Denbo.
Denbo: THAT VOICE…………DADDY IN HEAVEN!!
Beauty: WHAT IS THIS DISCOMFORTING CREATION!!?
Star: I will grant you a charm handed down from the house of Ijutal…
Denbo: THANK YOU, DADDY
Star: Surely this charm should protect you…
SFX: BAM
Beauty: NUNCHUCKS!? YOUR FAMILY HAS CHARMED NUNCHUCKS?
Star: DON’T FIGHT IT!!!! If you have our treasure, you will fight!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The expression used for the “treasure” of a family is “tora no ko”, essentially a “tiger cub”)
Beauty: CLEARLY YOUR CHARACTER HAS CHANGED!!
Denbo: THIS…THIS ISN’T OUR TREASURE! I CAN’T USE IT!!!!
Star: You’re not nice, pig!!!
Denbo: I…I CAN’T USE NUNCHUCKS----!!!
J: Let’s end this.
SFX: GOOOO
Beauty: AH…HE’S COME!!

129.
Denbo: CHONAN KA—N!
(Translator’s Note: “Chonan Kan” is a Korean pseudonym for SMAP member Kusanagi Tsuyoshi, taken from the Korean pronunciation of the kanji in his name)
SFX: BAM
Beauty: SHE’S MASTERED THEM SPIRITEDLY----!!!
J: KU
SFX: SLIIIIIIIDE
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL
Denbo: ACHO----!!!!
(Translator’s Note: This noise is typically seen as trademark of martial arts film star Bruce Lee)
SFX: CLUTCH
Beauty: AND SHE SAID “ACHO----”!!! NOW SHE’S SAID “ACHO----”!!!

130.
Denbo: Everyone…
SFX: SU…
Denbo: (Speaks Korean)
(Translator’s Note: Sorry to say this but I really don’t know or can’t really help you in understanding what Denbo is saying now…since Korean is out of my league.)
Beauty: FURTHERMORE SHE’S TALKING IN KOREAN----!!!
Beauty: WH…WHAT IS THIS? POSSIBLY HER PERSONALITY HAS CHANGED SINCE GAINING THE NUNCHUCKS…?
J: This is a pretty rose that changes with the dawning sun.
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!? (Dummy)
Denbo: NOW I’LL SHOW YOU MY SUPERIOR OUGI!
(Translator’s Note: “Superior Ougi” can also be the Japanese version of “Chouzetsu Ougi”, but since she’s describing the Ougi instead of announcing it, we’ll leave it as is)
Beauty: ARE YOU REALLY BO-BOBO!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!

Translator's Note: This chapter really needs nothing special from me. From the moment Denbo first appeared, the series just entered a completely different stratosphere of brilliance insanity that I just can't explain the amazement of the ending and the next chapter. So while the second half of the chapter speaks for itself, I actually have this to say about the first half: somehow Softon discovering J's usage of Kurotaiyou Shinken was an amazing move...basically once you know where the suns are and where J attacks, his strategy is null and void. And somehow the stuff involving Softon's "death" (when he wasn't) was hilarious in itself as well. But of course...my mind is all on Denbo...and we'll get a whole lot of her (and a special gift from me) next chapter!